Senior Superstar

There are many people on the street.

The movement in the office building immediately attracted the attention of the people around. Almost instantly, a huge crowd of onlookers gathered downstairs.

Here, the program team was just about to start recording, and a group of trainees and fans who came to the scene to cheer were attracted.

Seeing the person in the office building who staggered and almost fell, but managed to hold his body firmly at the moment of the fall, Li Shixin felt a little thumped in his heart.

With a height of more than 20 meters and nearly 30 meters, falling is no joke!

But when someone was about to jump off the building, the spectators were in high spirits, especially a group of small fans who came to support, watching the figure climbing upstairs on the edge of the roof, with one foot in the air, trembling all over, chirping. discussed

"Mom, what is this for? It's so tall, it's scary!"

"Looking at this person's appearance, he doesn't look very old. I'm afraid he has lost his love and was dumped? Die for love?"

"Cut, don't think about it. Eight out of ten people who jump off the building are like this. It's all to scare people. I haven't seen anyone who actually jumped off."

"Agreed, such a person is generally unable to jump down. You see, he is putting on airs, he is dying! Hey! Uncle upstairs, do you want to jump?! If you want to jump, jump quickly, don't delay our brother's recording The show!"

Li Shixin frowned when he heard a group of young fans adding fuel to the fire.

"It's good to watch the excitement. Didn't your parents teach you to keep German?"

Glancing at those stupid fans who didn't know who they were just now, Li Shixin finally let out a drink.

"What's so fierce? You didn't jump off the building,"

"Oh, this is not that smelly old man..."

On the Internet and at gatherings, a group of idiotic fans scolded fiercely. But in the face of Li Shixin's angry eyes, he still hesitated.

For a while, the scene was silent.

"Let's go, let's go, don't be blocked, come on! Please let me go!"

Just when a group of fans recognized Li Shixin, a few anxious people got to the front of the crowd.

"Brother Lou, don't get excited! Come down quickly, don't make such a joke!"

"Brother Lou, we were wrong! We won't laugh at you anymore, come down quickly, okay? I beg you!"

"No way, Xiaolou, isn't it just a pair of chopsticks?! Come down, I'll give you my chopsticks!"

A group of onlookers were muttering, pointing, and guessing what the purpose of the person who committed suicide upstairs was. These few people who suddenly ran downstairs yelled towards the upstairs.

"Chopsticks?"

Hearing these few people panicking and comforting the suicidal person upstairs, a group of melon eaters were stunned.

what's the situation?

These days, the pace of life is fast and the pressure of life is high. It is not uncommon to jump off a building.

Can jump off a building because of a pair of chopsticks?

This is rare.

A few colleagues of the guy who jumped from the building stood downstairs and chattered for a long time, and everyone finally understood what was going on;

It turned out that this was an employee of a game operating company.

The one upstairs who is about to jump off the building is the planner responsible for setting the NPC characters in the game. He was a very kind person with a very good temper.

But when eating at noon, the guy opened the takeaway and found that there was no opening in the middle of the disposable chopsticks and he couldn't break them apart.

Everyone found it interesting to see it, so they made a few jokes.

But I didn't want to, the guy who usually smiled at everyone, just threw the takeaway into the trash can and left.

Originally, everyone didn't take it seriously.

But when he turned his head, after the big guys had finished eating, they found that the person had disappeared.

Then when I saw a lot of people gathered downstairs, I realized that people had already gone to the rooftop!

"Who is this person? My heart is too fragile!"

"It's probably a loser. No one pays attention to it at ordinary times, so I want to use this method to gain attention. It's just like those regular depressions on the Internet. People who say they want to die every day are actually more precious than anyone else."

"Look, veterans, I'm at the corner of Shi'en Street, and someone wants to jump off the building because the takeaway chopsticks can't be split! Give me a thumbs up if you think it's exciting!"

Hearing a few people talking about the reasons in a hurry, there was another commotion around.

Some people who were afraid that it would be a minor incident had already picked up their mobile phones and started filming and live broadcasting.

Amidst the quarrel, Chen Shi raised his head, looked at the young man upstairs standing on the edge of the roof, swaying in the wind, and patted his chest: "Teacher, this person has mental problems, right? Just because of a pair of chopsticks , as for what?"

Hearing what the always sensible Chen Shi said, Li Shixin shook his head.

Too young.

No normal person would joke about his own life because of a trivial matter.

Sighing secretly, he turned to pat a colleague of the guy upstairs, "Did you call the police?"

"ah!"

When Li Shixin asked such a question, a group of people were stunned.

They were stupefied just now, and when they went up to the roof, they found that the door of the roof had been blocked by a young man from the outside, so they hurried downstairs. result……

I completely forgot about calling the police.

"Then why are you still standing there, call the police!"

Li Shixin laughed angrily at this group of idiots who were so stupid, and reminded him.

Goodbye, the figure upstairs had already sat on the roof, and seeing the crying downstairs, he was already very emotional, so he made a decisive decision and snatched the loudspeaker from the director's hand.

"Oh? Teacher Li, what are you doing?"

"The police probably will arrive in a while, I'll stabilize him first."

Hearing what Li Shixin said, the director was terrified: "Mr. Li, don't talk nonsense! As for our show, if you can't persuade us, the talk will collapse. If something happens to someone, we will But be responsible!"

Facing the worries of the director and a group of trainees, Li Shixin smiled lightly, "Don't worry, I've understood this before. Nothing will go wrong."

"Really?" Faced with Li Shixin's certainty, the director was still skeptical.

"Why are you lying to me?" Li Shixin grinned, "My daughter is severely depressed. When I consulted a psychiatrist before, the doctor told me how to deal with emergencies. Don't worry."

Hearing what Li Shixin said, the choreographer and director released the tape of the loudspeaker hanging in his hand in doubt, and handed it over.

"Then Mr. Li, please speak carefully, before the police come, you must stabilize the person!"

"Just look at you!"

Li Shixin let out a haha, took a deep breath, turned his head, picked up the loudspeaker, and shouted to the upstairs rooftop.

"Hey! You smashed it, jumped off the building?"

(д;), (д;), (д;)!

Why are you so persuasive! ?

Hearing Li Shixin's statement and asking the question, his tone was very similar to the greeting of "Have you eaten?", and the crowd of onlookers had black lines on their heads.

But obviously, this meaningless greeting attracted the attention of the young man upstairs.

Seeing the young man's eyes on him, Li Shixin stretched out his hand and waved it vigorously.

"Young man, my uncle passed by here. I heard they said that you wanted to commit suicide because of a pair of chopsticks. Is that the case?"

On the rooftop, hearing Li Shixin's question, the young man cried louder.

"Fart! Whoa..."

Hearing that heart-piercing answer, Li Shi let go of a stone in his confidence - this person hasn't made up his mind yet.

"Then can you tell the uncle what is the reason?"

"It's too difficult, it's too difficult for me!"

"Wow……"

"A year ago, my mother told me that my dad had stomach cancer. I didn't think it was difficult, it was just a disease, and it was over after treatment! Years later, my girlfriend said she was afraid that my dad's illness would drag me down, so she broke up with me. I don’t think it’s difficult. Isn’t it just a woman, look for it if you don’t have it! What’s the big deal? The new game will be launched this week, and the supervisor asked me to modify a dozen versions of a plan. My mother used the first version, and I didn't find it difficult. This is what I do, what can I do?"

"But her mother, but her mother!!!"

Accompanied by a heart-piercing roar that resounded through the streets, the young man struggled to stand up from the roof.

Standing on the top of the building, he was like a miniature King Kong, beating his chest loudly.

"I just thought, no matter what big things happen, just grit your teeth and endure it, and life will definitely get better! But why? Even a pair of fucking chopsticks can't make it against me!"

The young man's heart-piercing questioning resounded through the streets.

The crowd that was full of ridicule just now was completely silent now.

Downstairs, Li Shixin also fell silent.

It's a fucking adult breakdown

What leaks out is always the tip of the iceberg.

What crushes a strong man is often not the mountain on his back, but the feathers that hit his eyelashes.

This time, I encountered a stubble!

PS: Next, the second idiot who seems to have nothing to do, but is unable to extricate himself because he is lying at home to contribute to the country, and is pestered by his daughter to play Lego every day, let's sing a song for everyone! The name of the song is "I am a voter" and everyone applauds!

I am a voting craftsman with strong voting skills! I want to vote for the small monthly ticket, it is very beautiful! After voting one after another, my little hands are busy ~~~~ After voting, my little boy is stupid and laughs like a dog!

After singing, applaud!