Senior Superstar

Looking at Li Shixin who was blushing like Crayon Shin-chan on the stage, clutching his lower abdomen, twisting his legs and twisting his body, he took a deep breath.

The veins on Pan Tianyi's forehead throbbed.

Can you have more accidents, old man!

Treat the program stage as a kindergarten? Hundan!

Backstage, the director and assistant director who was directing the live broadcast, together with a group of choreographers, also petrified collectively when they heard the unplanned changes in Li Shixin's live broadcast.

"Director, what should we do?" On-site director Hu Yazhou saw that the scene suddenly fell into a cold spot due to this unexpected situation, and immediately asked loudly through the walkie-talkie.

"What else can I do?!"

The assistant director Sun Yazhou has gone crazy.

As the senior executive of the production team who did not agree with Li Shixin, an older trainee, to participate in the program from the very beginning, now he is gnashing his teeth in hatred.

As the executor of the program, he thought of all kinds of problems that he might face when Li Shixin officially participated in the program.

But he never expected that this sixty-six-year-old trainee would suddenly urinate urgently and frequently during the live broadcast!

Old people, it is really too deadly!

Let him go early...

In order to promote white tea, Tianmu Entertainment spent nearly 20 million in operations and public relations during this period. Sun Yazhou could almost imagine how furious the boss of Tianmu Entertainment would be when he called after the show.

But...don't let this old man participate in the show earlier?

If he really fucking peed his pants on the live broadcast of the show because of frequent urination, then the whole show crew will definitely be sprayed into scum by the public the next day!

Rao Sun Yazhou has nearly ten years of experience in directing variety shows, and at this moment, he couldn't help feeling numb.

Soaking the urine of a sixty-six-year-old man... deadly... so deadly...

After gritting his teeth, Sun Yazhou picked up the intercom in his hand and sighed directly to Pan Tianyi who was present.

"Let him go..."

...

"Since this is the case, then... the Huaqi team will come first!"

Hearing Sun Yazhou's instructions from the in-ear earbuds, Pan Tianyi tried his best to get himself out of his madness, and said with a suppressed emotion.

"Okay! Thank you instructor for understanding, thank you for your understanding!"

Li Shixin bowed to Pan Tianyi and the others "as if he had received an amnesty".

Seeing Ba Jiushi Sanxiao behind him still standing there stunned and trembling, he clicked his tongue: "Come on stage, what are you doing in a daze?"

Seeing Li Shixin snatch the C position in the first round of the stage that should belong to Tianmu Entertainment in a piss, the three views of Bajiushi Sanxiao have been turned upside down!

(﹃), (﹃,), (﹃)...

Is that all right?

This is the first round of going abroad alone, the first pick to perform on stage, a proper C position!

Glancing at Sanxiao whose three views were broken, Li Shixin smiled contemptuously.

Even "initiative and victory can be achieved according to the real situation, through the activation of subjective ability, and certain conditions can be obtained, and the inferior and passive can win it from the superior and active."

And "take good care of all aspects of the overall situation, grasp the strategic hub, focus on the most important and decisive issues and actions, and promote the development of the overall situation."

And "adapt to the situation, adopt methods according to circumstances, do not stick to one pattern, do not stick to stereotypes, flexibly use troops and tactics, fight with what weapon you have, fight with what enemy, fight with what time and place; judge the situation and seek profit Avoid disadvantages, develop strengths and avoid weaknesses, make full use of all the weaknesses of the enemy, give full play to all of our own strengths, and be good at creating many local advantages and local initiative positions when we are in a disadvantaged and passive position in the overall situation, and then seize the overall advantages and initiative.

You don't know this simple and basic military theory, and you don't know how to use it. Do you still want to be a traffic star?

Ah!

The nine-year compulsory education should include "On Protracted War" as a compulsory course!

While Baicha and the others were gnashing their teeth, Li Shixin brought Ba Jiushi and the three juniors who took the C position out of nowhere, handed the background music USB flash drive to the on-site choreographer, and walked up to the stage.

"Thank you everyone. We are the Huaqi group, and I am Li Shixin. This is Chen Shi, Lu Jiu and Cheng Ba. Next, our group will bring you two shows. One dance, one singing. I hope you will like it."

When Li Shixin told the audience that he would be on two shows, the trainees beside the stage were immediately dissatisfied.

"Aren't you funny? Two shows!"

"Ten minutes of performance time, how could the performance be over?"

"Isn't it funny?"

Amidst the discussions, Li Shixin and San Xiao stood still in the middle of the stage.

"Old, teacher, are you sure you want to come to that dance?"

Seeing that Li Shixin had turned his back to the auditorium and was in a dancing pose, Ba Jiushi Sanxiao grinned.

Seeing the hesitant look on Sanxiao's face, Li Shixin temporarily turned off the microphone, and smiled: "Do you want to enter the top ten popularity list?"

"think!"

"Want to be famous?"

"think!"

"Do you want to make a C debut?"

"think!!!"

"After listening to the old man's arrangement, you are all wet, have you become more popular?"

"Um!"

"Now you are standing in position C?"

"yes!"

"Then jump."

"oh."

After being settled by Li Shixin's few words, Sanxiao suppressed the hesitation in his heart, and turned around silently.

Seeing that Li Shixin grabbed the C position in an extremely deadly way, the sand sculpture netizens who came to watch the battle were already laughing and crying at this time;

"Lord Xin, what the hell is this a routine? This is definitely a routine!?"

"When it comes to Lu Ziye, in the whole world, I believe that I am the second, and no one dares to say that I am the first! The letter is awesome!"

"Lord Xin, I can only give you 40 points for your routine of urinating frequently to grab the C seat! Because I attracted the manager on duty when I was at work, and I was deducted 60 yuan after watching this video of yours."

"Hey, hey, can you understand the old man? Maybe Xinye is really in a hurry to urinate? Looking forward to Xinye's show!"

At the same time, the young fans who came out of the shadow of frequent urination also burst into barrage;

"Master, I beg you, go home and keep healthy!"

"Brother Mentor, don't be fooled by him! This old man is obviously relying on the old man to grab the C position!"

"Stop being a monster on this stage!"

"Go home and make tea, Liuyouniao, take some Liuwei Dihuang Wan if you have nothing to do, grandpa, I beg you!"

"Why are you disgusting babies here! My God! What did I do wrong? God, you want to punish me like this?!"

"Jump! Let this old man dance! I want to see, if he dares to be the first to play, I want to see how good his show is!"

Amidst the turbulent barrage, the scene finally played the background music from the USB flash drive.

Following the movement with a hint of mischievousness, mischievousness with a hint of magic, and magic with a hint of... The prelude to the riots sounded, and Li Shixin and Sanxiao, who had their backs to the audience, twitched butt.

Doot, toot, toot toot, toot toot,

"PPAP,

I have a pen, I have an apple.

Ah~~

Apple-pen!

I have a pen, I have pineapple.

ah~~~

Pineapple-pen!

Apple-pen~Pineapple-pen...

Ah~~~!

Pen-Pineapple-Apple-pen!"

The songs are short and the dances are even shorter.

Not even a minute in total.

But with Li Shixin's incomparably sultry facial expressions and coquettish body movements, this song is so magical that you can completely remember the lyrics and melody after just listening to it...

It got into the ears of every live audience and live audience, and echoed in their hearts!

Then, the repeated cycle mode was started.

I have a pen, I have an apple. Ah~~

I have a pen, I have an apple. Ah~~

(﹃), (﹃), (﹃), (﹃)...

After Li Shixin and Sanxiao had finished their performance and stood firm on the stage for half a minute, there was a petrified silence both off the stage and on the live screen.

Everyone is dumbfounded.

"Ahhh! I'm blind, I'm blind!!!"

"No, what song is this, what dance is this? Go away! Get out of my mind, Hundan!!!"

"God, why, why did you let me hear this song, I don't want to remember, I don't want a single song in my heart, save me, save me! My mind is full of this old man now, my mind is full of this song Song!"

"Devil! This must be the devil's spell, right?!"

"Believe you, what the hell did you just think of this song when you were doing it! Fuck it, it won't work, just listen to it once, and the song is looping in my heart!"

"Master, master Mo Nian, master silently read! Please spare my grandson!!!"

But immediately, the barrage and the scene were full of wailing!

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Standing on the stage, Li Shixin, who was breathing smoothly, blushed when he heard two whispers and the overwhelming abuse and humiliation in his ears.

If it wasn't for the sake of continuing my old life and reaping the last applause, I wouldn't want to sing such a wicked and smoky brainwashing divine comedy.

Leeks, sorry!