Senior Superstar

Chapter 242 This work, no paddling! (35 ask for a monthly pass!)

"Be quiet, we are now starting the audition rehearsal for language programs. The program whose name is called, enter the backstage to prepare. Others keep quiet during the rehearsal."

There was no host in the rehearsal, only the director who sat in the first row of judges' seats with the leaders of the Optical Bureau of the Cultural Bureau, announced according to the program list with a microphone in his hand.

"The first one to come on stage, the crew of "You're Alright, I'm Alright" is getting ready backstage."

Li Shixin and the others hadn't sat down firmly in their chairs when they heard this sound.

"Godfather, are we the first?"

Zhang Shuo was taken aback when he heard the program arrangement.

In previous rehearsals, Zhang Weiyu played the role of dad. It has been running like this for such a long time. On the way here just now, Li Shixin explained the change plan temporarily.

Although everyone knew what to do at this time, but there hadn't been a complete rehearsal before, and the first one to stand on stage was suddenly put on trial, and the pressure in everyone's hearts suddenly came up.

To be honest, Li Shixin was also surprised.

But at this moment, he felt the complicated gazes gathered here, so he patted Zhang Shuo's shoulder lightly.

He got up from his seat and walked backstage with everyone.

...

The audit rehearsal is firstly to watch the program, and secondly to watch the guide.

The works that can go to the Spring Festival Gala are not necessarily the most exciting works among all the entries.

More attention is paid to balance.

What balance?

The balance of program effect and value orientation.

Take skits and cross talk as examples, you can’t be vulgar and spoofed when you’re funny, and you can’t make it up without thinking about it.

You have to agree with universal values, and you have to have positive energy in it.

If you don't move at all, you'll be vulgar, so can you go there?

Li Shixin is well aware of this, so he still has a bottom line in his heart at this time. In terms of direction, "You're okay, I'm okay" is very advantageous.

The only question is whether you can act colorfully!

Backstage, Li Shixin and others changed their costumes. After watching the on-site staff arrange the band's booth and the stage props he brought, and explaining the stage requirements for the sound and background music to the technical side, Li Shixin stood on the edge of the stage.

"Don't panic for a while. You can perform according to the usual rehearsal, Lao Zhang. I will leave the drum set to you, and I will sing the music part in a while, and you will accompany me. The rest are adaptable!"

"good!"

Receiving a subconscious response from everyone, Li Shixin looked at the whispers in the audience, pointed and took a deep breath.

Is it a mule or a horse, a relationship household or a dragon spit out pearls.

today,

Lord Xin will let you take a good look!

"superior!"

With a big wave of Li Shixin's hand, the rehearsal for the Spring Festival Gala crew of "You're Alright, I'm Alright" has officially begun!

The role of dad was originally supposed to be played by Zhang Weiyu, and the stage image was that of a wheelchair, but now Li Shixin directly occupied the magpie's nest, sitting on the electric wheelchair obtained by the system lottery, and slowly boarded the stage.

With a burst of applause, the plot of the skit begins with a conversation between the father and son in front of the nursing home;

The son with the evaluation sheet in his hand looked a little annoyed at his father sitting in the wheelchair looking up at the sky: "Dad! This is not a joke! Can't you take the evaluation sheet for the nursing home seriously?"

At the beginning, the image of a son eager to send his father to a nursing home was established.

Faced with his son's impatience and impatience, the father's face was sullen, and his words were full of dissatisfaction: "Why didn't I take it seriously?"

"Look at what you wrote here?" The son brought the evaluation sheet in front of his father, "Let's take a look, the first question; do you have any surgery experience. A, major surgery. B, minimally invasive surgery. C, no surgical experience. What did you choose?"

"C! No experience in surgery." The father answered as a matter of course.

"Nonsense!" The son patted the evaluation form vigorously, and yelled, "Your heart was just done the year before last! I was next to the operating room at that time, and the operation was done all night.

When you got off the operating table, the attending doctor held my hand and wept! He said that after the operation, he would feel homesick! Dozens of bridges were built in a place as big as a palm. He said that seeing your heart after surgery reminded him of the Huangjuewan Overpass that he passed by when he drove back to his hometown in Chongqing during the Chinese New Year. Would you choose C? "

coax!

Although I have opinions on Li Shixin as a related party, but at this time, the stalk of the Chongqing overpass still amused many actors on the scene.

Hearing the roar of laughter from the audience, the father played by Li Shixin raised his eyebrows, and faced his son who revealed his old background, he looked proud: "I don't think heart bypass surgery is a major operation."

"My dear father! Isn't that a major operation?"

"Look, son, a normal person's heart and blood vessels are like ordinary people, but your father and my heart and blood vessels are bridged, so it's like a high-speed rail! Isn't the blood transport much stronger than normal?

So, heart bypass is not only not surgery, but I think it is an enhancement of my physical function!

Isn’t this hero and that hero in the American blockbuster? Look at that little Carrot Rabbit Downey, if you put a fluorescent lamp in your heart, you dare to call him Iron Man, your father and my heart are all titanium structures, isn't it too much to be called a bridge builder? "

The father gestured with his hands, and told his son completely nonsense in a serious manner, which directly made everyone in the audience laugh.

God damn little radish rabbit!

What a bridge builder!

Where did the screenwriter come from so poor?

Seeing the atmosphere turn up, Li Shixin directly spread his hands to the audience: "So I chose C, is there something wrong?"

"No problem!"

In the audience, a few singing and dancing actors also gave face, and directly acted as the audience, and laughed.

Zhang Shuo was really relieved to see that Li Shixin had unknowingly stirred up the atmosphere.

But on the surface, he still maintained his son's helplessness and impatience: "Okay! Then let's not talk about this question. The next question: "Physical condition, self-care level. A, completely unable to take care of themselves. B. Some of them cannot take care of themselves. C, fully able to take care of themselves. Why did you choose C? "

Faced with his son's questioning, the father took it for granted: "I'm telling the truth!"

The son couldn't help it, "Your lumbar nerves are oppressed by old injuries, and you are almost paralyzed! Don't you know if you have incontinence and wear diapers every day! How can you choose C?"

Faced with the old truth that his son suddenly uncovered, the father was obviously taken aback, with a little sadness on his face. But immediately, he laughed, "I thought, I changed the diaper myself. Isn't that just taking care of myself!"

The father's unreasonable reasoning completely defeated the stupid son. Facing the stubborn and determined father, the son was completely helpless, and said with a look of resentment: "I said Dad, you are sincerely revenge for my writing when I was young." Don't you want to take revenge on you when you're doing homework?"

"You can think so!" Looking at his helpless son, the father showed complacency: "When you were a child, when you were doing connection problems, you connected the pencil to 15 meters and the kitchen knife to 40 meters. Such a day, right? Do you know what this is called? Every cause must have its fruit, and your retribution is me!"

"Hi!"

Seeing his father's deliberate appearance, his son slapped his thigh hard, and amidst the laughter from the audience, he turned his back: "Dad, you must go to this nursing home!"

"I won't go!"

"must go!"

"Hey, I won't go, I'll piss you off."

coax!

The audience in the audience couldn't help laughing when they saw the father and son fighting on stage.

But at the same time, doubts arose in their hearts.

Why is this son so eager to send his father to a nursing home?

Look at it, it's not filial!

When everyone was wondering, his son answered everyone's doubts with his lines: "Dad, the team has a meeting today. The special anti-drug operation will start next month. With your appearance, how can I rest assured to perform the task? Otherwise, I will make a report to the captain and tell him that you are not in good health and cannot apply."

Hearing this line, the actors and judges in the audience trembled.

Here comes the theme!

"fart!"

At this moment, the father, who had been playing Tai Chi with his son by rogue methods before, became anxious when he heard what his son said.

"If you don't go, there will be one less person in your team. Who will stand up for you? If there is one person missing, what will happen when you perform the mission? You have been an anti-narcotics policeman for so many years, don't you know?"

Faced with his father's scolding, the son was taken aback for a moment, obviously realizing his mistake, and lowered his head: "But Dad, I really don't feel relieved when you are like this!"

"If you can't let it go, you have to let it go!" The mischievousness on the father's face disappeared, replaced by seriousness and even sternness: "You let your brother let your comrades take risks because of your own problems, is this your responsibility?

Don't you want to talk about the nonsense of loyalty and filial piety since ancient times, when you were admitted to the police academy, I told you clearly. If you want to be an anti-drug police officer like your old man, you have to be mentally prepared!

What mental preparation? After embarking on this path, your work is the first in your heart, and your family and loved ones are the second to prepare!

Because if your father doesn't go to the nursing home, you won't perform the task. What kind of anti-narcotics policeman are you? "

Facing the scolding of a father who is also a senior in the anti-drug front, the son deeply lowered his head, looked at the elderly father in the wheelchair, he hesitated to speak: "Dad..."

"Listen to my order! Stand at attention!"

The son straightened up.

"turn back!"

The son turned around with red eyes.

Sitting in a wheelchair, looking at his son's tall back, the sternness on his father's face was slowly replaced by softness.

"Go back to the team, what should you do! Don't worry about my business!

Back then, so many desperadoes with knives, guns and sticks couldn't stop you and me. The bullets sent to the door and the photos of your mother and daughter posted on my car door couldn't stop you and me from threatening and intimidating.

Now this paralyzed body and incontinence, can it be difficult for me? You can go to work with peace of mind. As for whether your father can do it now, I will prove it to you! "

Facing his sobbing son, the old man took a deep breath and uttered a word: "Get lost!"

Without turning around, his son wiped away his tears, hesitated for a while, and strode off the stage.

This is the end of the first scene of "You're okay, I'm okay".

Just over three minutes of plot.

In the audience, the celebrities who wanted to watch the excitement of the related households had already sat upright at this time.

Facing the beginning of the coexistence of laughter and tears, they have already felt;

The actors on stage may have passed two audits based on various relationships.

But this work on stage is definitely not at the level of Guanhu paddling!

PS: I created my own sketch script, I hope you will like it. If you like it, please vote for more monthly tickets! Now it's fifth on the new book list, and it's about to be overtaken!