Rise From the Humble

You cried and told me that fairy tales are full of lies.

Zhu Pingan, who was thrashing around in the lake, really wanted to sing this Guangliang fairy tale loudly at this moment. It didn't match the plot in the novel at all. He didn't even perform artificial respiration, and even the posture of artificial respiration was not in place yet. I was kicked away by a pair of little feet wrapped in embroidered shoes

without any precautions

Slaps, screams, deeds, none of these, but half a second later I was drinking water in the lake.

The spring was cold and the lake was very cold. Zhu Pingan, who was ups and downs in the lake, couldn't help but sneezed a few times.

"You're sick!" Zhu Pingan yelled at the witch on the shore from the lake.

If you fail to save people, you will be fucked, no matter how good-tempered you are, you can't help it. What's more, Zhu Pingan, who swims the lake twice early in the morning, is not a winter swimming enthusiast in this cold weather!

"The water is cold, come up quickly."

The witch on the shore loosened her hair casually, staring straight at Zhu Ping'an in the lake with a pair of dark eyes, and her tone was unexpectedly calm, as if she had never kicked that foot just now.

Although the tone was not gentle, it also felt softened. This is more or less the same, I am saving you and not taking advantage of the fire.

Once again, Zhu Ping'an struggled to paw to the shore, and lay down on the shore panting to recover some strength. Zhu Ping'an, who had just come out of the water, couldn't help but feel the biting cold wind.

In the first second, I still have leisure time to watch the wet witch

In the next second, Zhu Ping'an had a bright dagger on Zhu Pingan's neck, which was the thing that was bulging around the waist of the witch just now.

"Little brother, tell me, how do you want to die?"

The girl put the dagger on Zhu Ping'an's neck, and asked with a smile. A strand of untied hair fell down to the witch's cheek, making the girl look even paler.

Your sister, you must be sick, you are so weak, you still laugh, you love to laugh so much, why don’t you show off your laughter! Zhu Pingan really couldn't help but want to complain about this witch, but he didn't dare to say it because of the bright thing on his neck.

This is a bloody master who can step on the palms of five or six people in a row. He is robbery and what is he doing? He is not a kind person.

"Can I really choose?" Zhu Pingan asked.

"Ahem. You and I are also destined. This is the second time we have met. Others can't choose, but you can." The girl smiled and used the dagger slightly, drawing a shallow bloodstain on Zhu Ping'an's neck. There was a lot of laughter, but the body also coughed a few times weakly, and there was blood on the lips.

"Then let me die of old age." Zhu Pingan replied casually.

Hearing this, the smiling girl's face darkened, and her laughter suddenly stopped. Then she coughed with an ugly face.

Accompanied by coughing, a mouthful of blood sprayed on Zhu Ping'an's face.

Well

Not so, just kidding, not so angry that he vomits blood.

Zhu Pingan's face twitched a little, as if he was shocked by the scene in front of him, so that he subconsciously thought, this girl might want to touch porcelain.

After the girl vomited blood, her complexion seemed to improve a bit.

"You're still very naughty, cough cough" the girl forced a smile, and pressed the dagger in a little more.

pain

vomit blood

still laughing

How much you love to laugh, you might as well sell yourself laughing.

Zhu Pingan complained a few words in his heart, but his face remained the same, as if he couldn't feel the dagger piercing his skin, with a chatting tone:

"Uh, I was wrong last time, but today, I think you know that I saved you. None of us can deny that."

"Yeah, that's why I chose the way of death for you, little benefactor"

The girl looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, and jokingly read the words "Xiao En Gong" over and over again, but her tone was that you must die without discussing it, and at the end she deliberately stabbed the tip of the knife upward until a drop of blood The beads rolled down the tip of the knife with a charming smile.

All right

There were such neurotic women in ancient times!

She has a smile on her face, but she is extremely ruthless, ruthless to others, and ruthless to herself.

I didn't pay attention to it just now, but now I realized that the demon girl seemed to have been seriously injured. Several places on her clothes were stained red with blood, and she was still bleeding, so there should be her inner skin, otherwise she wouldn't have been hurt by one of her own just now. He vomited blood when he was joking. I am already like this, and I still don't want to save myself, but I still insist on killing myself.

According to the girl's injuries, it seems that if she drags on, she will die.

"Is it all right except old age and death?" Zhu Pingan asked lightly.

The girl nodded with a smile.

"Is it okay to die under the peony flower?"

In exchange, the tip of the knife went in a little more, not only as simple as cutting the skin, but also felt that the blood was flowing.

"Well, let's not hide it. You have nothing to kill me except this knife. I choose poisonous wine, and you don't have it; I choose arsenic, do you have it, and I don't choose it either, If you want to kill, just kill me with the knife in your hand. But before you kill me, can you give me a reason? Even if I did something wrong last time, it is far enough to save you from the lake this time Pay it back."

Seeing that the demon girl was about to attack cruelly, Zhu Pingan didn't dare to tease the tiger's whiskers anymore.

"Reason?" The girl tilted her face, pouted her mouth, and motioned Zhu Pingan to pay attention to the skirt of her clothes that Zhu Pingan had untied. "This is the second time. You don't need to untie your clothes to save someone, um, little girl." Brother, your habit of undressing girls' clothes is very bad."

Well

Zhu Pingan stopped talking for a while, telling the ancients about keeping breathing unobstructed, it seems to be playing the piano against the cow.

"I am a person who is very clear about grievances and grievances. I thank you for saving me. I paid for your undressing my clothes last time. It is reasonable to say that this can't be paid for, but I am a child of the world. I am more generous. But , this time you undressed me again, in order to clear my innocence, well, then I have to kill you. Besides, you fished me out of the lake, who knows whether you are going to save me or what kind of pig Things that are not as good as dogs, it's not like I haven't seen similar dirty things in Jianghu."

The girl smiled and analyzed with Zhu Pingan one by one, and the final goal was to wash her innocence with Zhu Pingan's blood.

"Speaking of which, God has treated me pretty well. The first enemy has missed, cluck, but your enemy has fallen into my hands again."

The girl looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, blood still remained at the corner of her mouth.