Rise From the Humble

So next, when everyone was bored after eating, someone came to tease Zhu Pingan, and it was my aunt who took the lead in teasing at first.

"Brother An, come here to play with my aunt." The aunt sat there and waved, beckoning Zhu Pingan to go over.

again?

Although Zhu Pingan was reluctant, he still passed by. There was no way, who made himself a child, and the most important thing was that his mother was still watching with a smile, and there were so many relatives Now, I don't dare to put down my picks here.

"Hello, auntie." Zhu Ping'an smiled on his chubby face, and his small mouth was as sweet as honey.

"Brother An is so good." My aunt laughed from ear to ear.

"Auntie, don't you dare to praise him. This kid is very skinny. He jumps up and down all day without any seriousness. If you praise him again, he will go crazy." But smiling so proudly.

Belittling one's own children in front of others is a tradition. Don't take it seriously. Parents are mostly just saying polite words. The main purpose is to be modest and polite to make other parents happy. Of course, sometimes parents say this for the sake of I want my children to understand their shortcomings and not be proud in the future. In short, parents are well-intentioned, and Zhu Ping'an is very clear about this.

"I really like Brother Ang's tightness. Little boy, the more noisy he gets, the smarter he gets." For some reason, my aunt just liked this little nephew with a thick head and a thick head, and felt that she was very close to him.

My aunt fumbled in her pocket for a while, then stretched out her hand, with a silver bean in her left hand and two silver beans in her right hand, and began to tease Zhu Ping'an.

"Brother An, just now I heard you said that you want to save money to marry a wife. That aunt will sponsor you, but you can only choose one. Do you want the left-handed one or the right-handed one?" The auntie asked Zhu Ping'an with a smile while stretching out her hand.

Zhu Pingan looked at his left hand, then his right hand, and was stunned for a while.

Silly you, Mrs. Chen is a little anxious, she must choose two silver beans, there is nothing to think about.

The eldest aunt wished that this would pull Zhu Pingan away and push her own Zhu Pingjun up, thinking that Zhu Pingan is really a silly boy, one or two, why not think about it, everyone knows to take two silver beans.

Zhu Pingan didn't ask everyone to wait, and stretched out his claws under the expectant eyes of several people.

ah?

ha?

Hahaha……

The eldest aunt and the others were surprised at first, and then couldn't help laughing.

Because Zhu Ping'an just stretched out his paw to grab the left hand, and said that I want the left hand.

The aunt was also surprised, she suppressed a smile and asked, "Brother An, why do you have to be left-handed?"

"Grandma's left hand is pretty." Zhu Ping'an replied willfully.

Chen's face was full of black lines, and he almost wanted to beat up his stupid son. This stupid boy is usually very smart, but why did he get confused at a critical moment? Two silver beans are enough to sew half a month's purse for him. Look at your aunt's joy, you bastard, and see how I will deal with you later.

For a while, the story of Zhu Ping'an's foolish choice of one silver bean instead of two was spread throughout the yard as if he had wings.

This kind of news is so unbelievable that many people don't believe it. I really don't believe it, after all, one and two are big, even a hairy kid who can't speak well knows it. Therefore, the fact that Zhu Ping'an chose one made everyone feel that it was not true.

Such as now.

"Little cousin, come, choose, which one do you choose?" The 8-year-old little cousin was leaning against her father, and asked Zhu Ping'an with her two little hands outstretched. .

Just like last time, Zhu Pingan chose a silver bean again.

"Haha, look at Daddy, I didn't lie to you, did I, my little cousin really chose a silver bean?"

The little cousin told her father that she felt that her little cousin was really a bit stupid.

Then, the second uncle also teased Zhu Pingan in front of the other relatives of the second aunt's family. Undoubtedly, Zhu Pingan once again chose a silver bean between one silver bean and two silver bean.

Next is Second Grandpa, Aunt in the Hall, Big Cousin...

As if to prove the birth of a fool, almost all the relatives in the family tried it. The rich second grandpa and aunt and grandma all have silver beans, and their aunts and aunts all have copper coins. .

In short, watching Zhu Pingan choose one or not two with satisfied smiles, he felt a sense of superior IQ.

Especially the eldest aunt, who smiled brightly and contemptuously. Most of them couldn't tell the difference between 1 and 2. A life of digging in the dirt still wanted to go to school, so she stopped thinking about it as soon as possible.

As for Zhu Ping'an, when others laughed, he laughed too, like a fool.

Finally, Mrs. Chen couldn't bear it anymore, went up and grabbed Zhu Ping'an's arm. If there was no outsider, he would have pressed his leg on his leg and spanked his buttocks. You shameless thing still has a smile!

"You stupid, why don't you choose two, but choose one?!" Chen took Zhu Ping'an's arm and asked aggressively, making up his mind, if you can't answer well, I will definitely ask you nice!

"If I choose two, who will tease me." Zhu Ping'an's chubby paws protected his bulging pockets like a calf, and he answered solemnly.

Choose one or choose two, this is also the difference between talent and genius. Talents choose two, but geniuses choose one.

ha?

The laughter in the room stopped abruptly, and the expressions on their faces were very rich, especially the eldest aunt and the fourth aunt, who seemed to have eaten flies.

Dumbfounding whether to laugh or cry, Chen slapped Zhu Ping'an's ass, "I'm kidding you, if you don't learn well at a young age, you can't do it if you are greedy for money!"

On the surface, Mrs. Chen hated iron and steel, but psychologically she was very proud. She even glanced at her aunt and fourth aunt. You were the ones laughing at my son just now, can you still laugh now?

"It's too young, old may not be good." The fourth aunt said sourly, causing Chen Shi to roll her eyes.