Red Rebels

675 Neighbor in cow suit

Every year during the Red Devils Derby, the Red Rebels specially hire police from nearby police stations to come to the scene to maintain order. It is common for fans to see police at the scene even before some major games.

But this time around, security at Red Rebel Stadium appears to be even tighter.

Not only the police, but also club staff came to the scene in person. All fans who want to enter the stadium to watch the game will be required to show their identification and the tickets they purchased. After verification, If everything is correct, you have passed the first security check.

Yes, after the first security check process, there will be a second and third security check. I even heard that after entering the stadium, you will have to be re-inspected. The level of strictness is unprecedented.

"What happened?" A fan who lives near Newton Heath secretly asked a staff member of the Red Rebels Stadium who was familiar with him in a low voice for fear of being heard.

The staff member looked around and made a shushing gesture in a somewhat pretentious manner.

"Don't be pretentious. Isn't it some big shot coming to watch the game? Prince Charles and Prince William and other royal family members often come here. Blair and Gordon Brown also often come to watch the game. I haven't seen you like this." "I'm so nervous." The fan was straight-tempered and complained a little angrily.

Blair is the former British Prime Minister and has a very close relationship with Xiao Yu and his wife, and the Beckhams. He is also a loyal fan of the Red Rebels. Since his resignation last year, Blair has watched almost every home game of the Red Rebels. Gordon Brown is the current Prime Minister of England and often takes time to come to watch football matches.

"Okay, Edison, stop guessing. In fact, even I don't know."

At this time, the fan named *Dison was shocked. "You don't even know? You are from the security department of the Red Rebel Stadium Management Company. You don't even know who is here?"

The staff member shook his head with a wry smile. In normal times, his title as the Security Department of the Red Rebel Stadium Management Company is indeed quite useful. Occasionally, he can secretly bring one or two friends into the stadium to wander around and secretly get some inside information. , like a funny story about the team acclimating to the field at Red Rebel Stadium, or what happens when the players are in the tunnel during a game.

The funniest thing was that once, when he was on duty and the players were lining up to walk out of the tunnel, Evra actually put his hand into his crotch and tinkered with it for a long time, which made him almost laugh out loud.

In fact, this is normal, but most players do it in the locker room.

After all, not adjusting the little birdie properly would affect their game, but Evra did it in the tunnel. When he told people outside, everyone almost died laughing. Seeing this kid, they felt kind.

But in the final analysis, he is just a security inspector

"Have you seen the police on a6oo Alantlin Road outside? Starting this afternoon, the entire road from Newton Heath to here has been filled with police. Now there are police on guard everywhere in the entire Red Rebel Theme Park. , look at those guns, man, they’re real stuff.”

This security officer seemed to like to have a few drinks on weekdays and brag, "Edison, say hello to your golf buddies. After drinking, don't mess with the police."

Edison was stunned. After passing the security check, he suddenly realized, God, this bastard has been talking for a long time, doesn't it mean he didn't say anything? What is the origin of this guy who came today?

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Xiao Yu was standing upstairs at the Red Rebel Stadium, looking through the large floor-to-ceiling windows at the crowded entrance to another stadium.

Today is a very special day. At the intersection of Arantlin Road and the Red Rebel Stadium, the police set up temporary roadblocks to check every car and person passing by. At the entrance and exit of the subway, the police set up temporary inspections. Each fan in attendance is required to show identification, and in the parking lot, security procedures are ten times stricter than usual.

The Red Rebels had already sent text messages to all fans who had booked tickets last night, requiring them to bring proof of identity. Everyone who wants to enter this game must have an identity in addition to tickets. prove.

Due to the cumbersome and complicated inspection, the stadium opened two hours earlier in the hope that fans could watch this much-anticipated game on time.

Of course, if the Red Rebels were to prepare themselves with such high standards just because this was a Red Devils derby, it would indeed be unreasonable. In fact, these police officers today were not hired by the Red Rebels, but by the British. arranged by the government.

"We just got a call from Manchester City Hall, hoping that we can arrange more places. They hope to allow more police to enter the stadium." Mark David walked out of the distant office and came to Xiao Yu's body. Beside, said.

Xiao Yu smiled bitterly, "They are really troublesome. We have separated 50 business seats for this purpose, and specially changed the seats temporarily for fans who originally reserved business seats. Do they still think it is not safe enough?"

Mark David shrugged, "The U.S. Embassy is said to be worried that terrorists will cause terrorist activities in this game, so it requested more defense forces."

"Please, Mark, they have checked all over the stadium and there is no dangerous area. Moreover, after the game starts, we will seal off the business seat area where they are and arrange for police to separate them from contact with the fans. Of course, if If you want to blow up the entire Red Rebel Stadium, then none of us can escape, right?"

Xiao Yu felt that it was a bit unfounded.

There have indeed been rumors from the outside world that terrorists are planning to attack England, but everyone knows that is unlikely because England's stadium security has received great attention, especially in the past few years.

"He went to observe the Newton Heath training base this afternoon?" Mark David asked with concern.

Xiao Yu nodded, but smiled slightly, "Actually, I don't think he likes football, because he doesn't even know the difference between English football and American football. Naturally, he doesn't know that our Jose Mu Mr. Rinho should be the manager of the Red Rebels, not the coach."

Mark David immediately burst out laughing. As a British fan, he always looks at Americans with a condescending feeling. In fact, this feeling of British fans has always been there.

"Perhaps he is trying to gain popularity for the upcoming US presidential election"

Xiao Yu nodded, "So he won't stay in the UK for too long. After watching this game, he will leave the UK the day after tomorrow and end his O-day European visit. But I always have a hunch, Mark, George W. Bush’s presidential journey is probably coming to an end.”

As a latecomer, Xiao Yu naturally knew that George W. Bush's journey to become President of the United States could only last until this month. After the election, Obama became the first black president in American history.

"These politicians know how to use the outside world to win votes. In fact, their wooing began in the summer of 2007." Mark David was quite sad.

As the director of the Red Rebels' business department, he knows very well that being able to attract the President of the United States to come to the Red Rebels stadium to watch the game in person, and to personally visit the Red Rebels theme park and Newton Heath training base is a huge boost to the Red Rebels. The greatest recognition.

But can you imagine that George W. Bush's life secretary doesn't even know the famous Kaka?

When this official met the Red Rebels players at their Newton Heath training base, he actually thought that the Brazilian superstar, who had twice won the world's best player, was a relative of the player and took the opportunity to watch the fun. of.

Not to mention how weird the scene was at that time, it is not difficult to see from this that the purpose of George W. Bush's visit to the Red Rebels was not because he liked watching football games, but just to take the opportunity to boost his popularity and win more votes.

You know, the Red Rebels have a huge group of fans in the United States. If we can get closer to these fans through the Red Rebels and win some of their votes, it may determine the trend of the presidential election.

Xiao Yu also knew what Mark David meant. In the summer of 2007, the Red Rebels went to the United States for training. Clinton's wife Hillary, who was interested in running for president, came to the training camp in person to meet the players, and later watched the Red Rebels live. A warm-up match; former New York Mayor Giuliani also mentioned the Red Rebels on more than one occasion, and even said that he was a fan of the Red Rebels.

These are all methods used by presidential candidates to win votes for themselves, and the Red Rebels, who have been gaining popularity in the United States in recent years, suddenly became their tool.

The Red Rebels have nothing to do about this. On the contrary, to be favored by these politicians, the Red Rebels should also show an attitude of honor in front of the public.

"I have received news that Democratic candidate Obama has also decided to visit the UK in the summer to win more votes for the upcoming US presidential election. It is said that our Red Rebels are also likely to be one of the stops of his visit."

Xiao Yu quite agrees with this news. After all, Obama is the future president of the United States, and at least he respects the Red Rebels, because in the summer, when Obama mentioned the Red Rebels, he cherished the Red Rebel stars. , much better than other competitors.

However, Xiao Yu was thinking in a playful way at this time, if Obama also came to the UK at this time, and then he and Bush watched the game together at the Red Rebel Stadium, what would the two of them be like?

But as soon as this thought passed away, Xiao Yu immediately suppressed it because he didn't dare to imagine it.

Just for George W. Bush to watch the game, accompanied by royal family members such as Prince Charles and Prince William, and powerful figures such as Gordon Brown and Blair, the Red Rebels Stadium must be on guard as if facing a formidable enemy. They even have to treat fans like prisoners. If there is one more, wouldn't it cause complete chaos?

"It's annoying, isn't it?" Mark David laughed.

Xiao Yu kept nodding, which was really annoying.

"But if you knew that we would be neighbors with George W. Bush for a long, long time, you would probably be even more annoyed than you are now," Mark David said with a mischievous smile.

Xiao Yu was stunned, "What do you mean?"

"I received a call from Madame Tussauds in London before. They said that the wax figures of the Red Rebel players have been completed, but what's more coincident is that we will be neighbors with President George W. Bush."

Xiao Yu was immediately stunned, and immediately thought that the image of George W. Bush in Madame Tussauds in London was wearing a cow suit. If he were to be placed with the Red Rebels, it would be a kind of torture.

This time the players of the Red Rebels will have a special area in Madame Tussauds, called the Red Rebels Booth, where the leading stars of the Red Rebels will gather. Among the first batch of stars to enter include Mourinho and Beckham. , Kaka, Ronaldinho, Messi, Drogba, Essien, De Rossi, Terry, Cech, Evra and Curtis.

After that, some players will join the ranks one after another. This is because Madame Tussauds has received responses from many fans who believe that wax figures should be collectively created for the Red Rebels players, and then the wax museum and the Reds The rebels got in touch and it eventually happened.

In addition, Xiao Yu and Eva Snow, as well as Chopin and his adopted son Gao Ren, will also enter Madame Tussauds on this day. Originally, Gao Ren was reluctant to appear with Xiao Yu and the others, but In the end, Xiao Yu showed the majesty of the head of the family and convinced him that he had to participate. Finally, he was forced to accept the measurement of the wax museum staff and make a tailor-made wax figure for him.

To this end, the Red Rebels will specially go to Madame Tussauds on Marylebone Road in London to unveil a wax figure when they go to challenge West Ham United away from home.

However, it was originally a good thing, but now it made Xiao Yu feel as if he had swallowed a fly and pretended to be neighbors with George W. Bush's cows. It was really dumbfounding.

Seeing Xiao Yu's rich expression, Mark David immediately laughed, "Why, you're very depressed, right?"

Xiao Yu could only nod, but it was difficult to do so.

"Okay, I'm just kidding. Although we are neighbors, there is a wall between us and him." Mark David immediately laughed mischievously. He was very satisfied that he could make Xiao Yu funny.

"However, in Madame Tussauds in New York, USA, our group of wax elephants of the Red Rebels will become neighbors with Bush. His image is slightly better, holding a piece of

The image of the placard is much better than that of a cow." Mark David laughed mischievously.

Xiao Yu had to admire the imagination of Madame Tussauds and couldn't help but smile. After all, this kind of prank on celebrities is also a way for Madame Tussauds to attract more tourists.

"I've always felt that, Mark, we should ask Madame Tussauds to cast a wax figure for you, wear underwear as a human figure, and go around to deal with terrorists. In this way, we wouldn't have so much trouble today. It almost makes me sick. Anti-terrorism phobia”

Mark David could not help but nod with the same feeling this time.

After saying this, the announcer's voice came from the stadium's radio to tell the time. Xiao Yu and Mark David looked at each other and knew that the time was almost up, and the real headache had just begun.