Reborn Monopoly System

“What’s the joke?” Qi Fei leaned lightly on Wu Yun and looked up at Wu Yun’s face. When she saw Wu Yun’s familiar smile, she immediately understood that Wu Yun’s joke must be tinged with color.

Wu Yun looked at Bai Yue’s hands and saw some deformation movements, suppressed a smile and said:”This is a joke about the American Cow Milking Contest that I saw on the Internet before.”

Hearing Wu Yun talk about America, Dwayne Johnson suddenly pricked up his ears and said:”Wu Yun, can you speak English? I heard the word”joke””

Wu Yun smiled and put his arm around Qi Fei’s shoulders and began to tell:”I have to say that you Americans are really big-headed!”

“No one in our country would do this!”

Dwayne Johnson shrugged:”The brain circuits of some brothers are indeed different.”

“There is a milking contest held somewhere!”

“A black man disguised himself as a cow and successfully got in.”

Speaking of this, Wu Yun couldn’t help but smile on his face:”Not only was such an outrageous operation not discovered by anyone!”

“Instead, several players stumbled!”

Having said this, Wu Yun stopped.

“Why?”Qi Fei didn’t react and was very curious about the story behind

Dwayne Johnson glanced at Bai Yue’s milking action, and suddenly showed a look of understanding, and gave Wu Yun the signature smile of the black man on the wrestling stage.

Wu Yun did not whet his appetite anymore:”Every contestant was full of confidence in the beginning!”

“Because they are the top milking masters in the country, there is no milk in the world that they cannot milk!”

“Because the competition allocates cows randomly”

“So the cow played by the black guy was also selected to be milked by one of the contestants.”

“The other contestants quickly completed their set goals, but when faced with this special cow, that contestant was immediately confused.”

“At that time, he raised his hand to signal to the referee!”

“The contestant asked if his cow was sick! It took more than ten minutes to squeeze out such a little yellowish milk!”

“And there are still lumps in the cow’s milk!”

Hearing Wu Yun say this, Qi Fei was not a little girl after all, and immediately understood what was going on:”Can you be more serious!~”

Wu Yun laughed, avoided Qi Fei’s clutches, and then continued:”The referee thinks it is a technical problem of the players!”

“So after checking the contestants’ milk buckets, 13 contestants took turns trying, and after everyone was busy for half an hour, they finally squeezed out some sticky milk.”

“For a time, everyone was at a loss what to do”

“Because the milk squeezed out cannot meet the competition standards at all.”

“The first contestant faces elimination!”

Wu Yun saw that the scene had become quiet, and even Bai Yue’s movements while milking were much smaller.

“One contestant said that he agreed with the contestant just now, that this cow must be sick!”

“And this contestant took the squeezed milk in a small cup to verify it! Then I confirmed my guess!”

“Hahahahaha~”

Everyone burst out laughing. After all, they were in a public place. Several women had a hint of blush on their faces. They were obviously shy about Wu Yun telling sexual jokes in public.

Wu Yun imitated that student’s tone and said:”Hey! Brother! This cow is indeed sick! The milk is a bit fishy and salty.~”

For a moment, all the men present smiled knowingly.

Liang Xia covered her mouth and snickered, and her impression of Wu Yun deepened. This is the state that young people should have.

During this time, when I watched Wu Yun deal with the company’s affairs seriously and face his subordinates and those rich people, it was like a completely different person. He was really a CEO.

As for whether he is overbearing or not, Liang Xia thinks it is still a little bit!~

“Mou~” the cow cried out

“Miss! You used too much strength! Relax!”The cowgirl quickly reminded

Dwayne Johnson held his stomach and asked:”Witch! What happened next! Was that brother discovered?”

Wu Yun shrugged:”That’s for sure! Otherwise, we would think these people are stupid!”

“When the referee and experts came to check, they found that there was a smiling human face inside the bull’s head!”

“Ha ha ha ha~”

Bai Yue felt that she couldn’t control her hands, because although Wu Yun’s jokes were very sexual, they were really funny.

She simply stood up, smiled and cursed at Wu Yun:”I hate it! You make me laugh every time when I am doing something!””

Wu Yun raised his hand and said with a smile on his face:”Okay, okay! I won’t say anything anymore! You continue! Dawn and I will prepare the equipment for hunting wild boars later!”

After saying that, he left with a large group of people, leaving a few women taking photos in place.

As Dwayne Johnson walked, he gave Wu Yun a thumbs up:”Wu! I have to say that your script creation ability is definitely this!”

“If you are given some time, you can definitely create an excellent R-rated comedy script!”

The corners of Wu Yun’s lips curled up slightly:”Today I can only talk about improvisation!”

Wu Yun definitely can’t say that this is what will really happen in the future, and the black guy was arrested for picking up soap because of it.

“Dawn! How are we going to hunt wild boar later? Laying a trap?”Wu Yun changed the topic and didn’t want to continue on this topic.

Dwayne Johnson smiled mysteriously:”Follow me!”

As he spoke, he led everyone to a warehouse not far away.

A bearded cowboy who followed took out a bunch of keys hanging from his waist and opened the big lock on the warehouse door.

“Let’s go fight here!”With that said, Dwayne Johnson opened the warehouse door.

As the light entered, Wu Yun saw a familiar figure inside, a helicopter!

Wu Yun showed an excited look:”I have to say! Your idea is very creative! I like this kind of activity very much!”

Dwayne Johnson showed his big white teeth:”How about it! Let’s get excited!”

Wu Yun walked to the helicopter in a few steps and recognized the model of the aircraft. It was actually a Bell 505.

Wu Yun looked inside and saw a two-seater H2s.

Opening the hatch, Wu Yun imagined himself holding an automatic rifle in the air and shooting towards the ground. This is a man’s sport!

“Tsk tsk! It would be better if a machine gun was added to the door of this hatch!”

Dwayne Johnson had a black line on his face and said angrily:”If you want me to be taken away by the FBI the next day, just give me these equipment!”

“This helicopter is usually used by me, and the one behind it is used on the farm. I occasionally use it to spray pesticides, inspect our farm, or go shopping in the city.”

Under the introduction of Dwayne Johnson, the cowboys he brought took tools and began to check the conditions of the two helicopters.

“correct! Last time I talked on the phone, I said you were in a helicopter training class. I wonder if you have obtained your pilot’s license?”

Wu Yun patted his chest and smiled proudly:”Of course it goes without saying! I am an outstanding graduate! I have flown my helicopter several times!”

“A long flight also took place!”

Dwayne Johnson’s eyes lit up. Some of his usual hobbies are playing with cars, guns and these big things, so he was very interested in the helicopter Wu Yun mentioned.

So Dawn put her arms around Wu Yun’s shoulders:”Haha, Wu! Show me your helicopter!”

The two of them just looked through the photos on their phones, and Dwayne Johnson made some surprised sounds from time to time.

The time was just right, Qi Fei and others came here after cleaning up.

Seeing the two helicopters parked in the open space and several people busy next to the helicopters, including Wen Meng, they all looked forward to the next activities.

“I’m going to take a helicopter ride later! ? Ayun bought a helicopter and I haven’t flown it yet!”Bai Yue looked at these two helicopters, which were much smaller than Wu Yun’s.

” Boss! no problem! Ready to take off!”The bearded cowboy put away the tool box, and then walked towards the vehicle with a few cowboys.

Because I learned that Wu Yun’s bodyguards can fly planes, so there is no need for so many cowboys.

After all the bodyguards got familiar with the helicopter, Dwayne Johnson began to arrange the people participating in the event

When Bai Yue heard that she was assigned to the pickup truck, Bai Yue raised her mouth unhappily:”I want to take a plane.”~”

“Miss! Because we are going to shoot, we need someone who knows how to shoot a gun to get on the plane!”Dwayne Johnson thought Bai Yue also wanted to shoot on the plane, so he explained

Bai Yue shook Wu Yun’s arm:”I want to take a plane!~ I won’t shoot!”

Wu Yun couldn’t defeat Bai Yue, so he said to Dwayne Johnson:”Let her go up and experience it! After hunting the wild boar, I will take them to fly again!””

Dwayne Johnson shrugged, which means you have the final say

“Keep this action camera on your head! You can take pictures of shooting!”

……

“Da da da da da! ~” The sound of the propellers driven by the two helicopter engines resounded in the air, causing a commotion in the dense corn forest.

“Spot a herd of wild boars!”Eagle Eye’s voice came over the radio from the small plane.

“Pull it up first! After all, Dwayne Johnson had experience in hunting wild boars, so he commanded on the radio:”Don’t interfere with them yet!””

“Where! Where! ?”Bai Yue moved to her side and looked towards the ground through the window, just as the helicopter started to hover.

“ah! I saw! There are at least five! That end is so big! Ah Yun, look! I’m sure to hit these wild boars later. You see, this cornfield has been completely ruined!”

Bai Yue’s excited voice sounded on the radio, making Liang Xia, who was sitting in a pickup truck on the ground, envious.

The hatch was opened and secured. Through the hovering of the helicopter, Wu Yun could clearly see four pickup trucks circling around, forming a semi-envelopment and surrounding the entire cornfield.

Said to be covered, he stood up and stood in three directions, leaving the direction leading to the mountain open.

“Car No. 1 is in place!”

“Car No. 2 is in place!”

……

“Bros! decline!”

“Unit No. 1 is preparing to launch a firecracker!”Dwayne Johnson was sitting on a small plane directing Wei Wu on Wu Yun’s side.

After hearing Dwayne Johnson’s instructions, Wu Yun picked up the HK416 hanging around his neck and loaded it directly.

Through the magnifying glass, Wu Yun could clearly see the big wild boar that had knocked the corn to the ground under the scope. The armor-like mud on its body and the two protruding tusks all highlighted its ferocity.

It’s a pity these wild boars didn’t expect the threat to come from the air

“witch! Haha, there’s no point in hitting a fixed target! Let’s compete to see who can fight more!”

“One point for the big wild boar! Two points for the little wild boar! Two minutes, one magazine!”Dwayne Johnson’s voice is still so hearty

“no problem!”

Bai Yue felt the tense atmosphere, so she raised her mobile phone and started taking pictures. Wu Yun, wearing sunglasses and earmuffs and holding an automatic rifle, looked handsome and masculine to her.

“The firecrackers are ready! Three seconds to go!”Wei Wu took out a real firecracker from his pocket, and then took out a windproof lighter.

Immediately the long fuse was ignited. Big Bear cooperated very well and directly controlled the helicopter to tilt toward Wei Wu, making it easier for Wei Wu to aim directly.

The firecrackers landed directly in the center of the wild boar group. A well-fed little wild boar stared curiously at the smoking little guy in front of him.

Just came over

“boom!”

The loud noise caused the wild boars to run away subconsciously. The little wild boar was immediately knocked unconscious and fell to the ground, running around on all fours unconsciously.

The sound of the firecrackers was like a referee announcing the start of the game, and gunfire rang out from the two helicopters at the same time.

The helicopter remained at a height of tens of meters, and the big bear deliberately found a direction where there were more wild boars.

A huge wild boar shuttles through the corn forest. If you are on the ground, you can only see the corn forest shaking constantly, and you can’t see anything at all.

But it’s different in the air

“boom!”A bullet casing was thrown away and fell directly outside.

The wild boar that had just passed through seemed to have hit an invisible wall and immediately fell to the ground.

“Hahaha! Got it all!”Wu Yun didn’t make any celebratory movements, but his voice still revealed his excitement.

“hey-hey! I have more than you! I was lucky enough to hit a little wild boar!”Dwayne Johnson’s voice rang out on the radio not to be outdone.

Wu Yun was unmoved, staring at the little wild boar following the big wild boar through the scope, hesitating before pulling the trigger!

Who knew there was a rock in front of him, and the little wild boar just changed direction and dodged the bullet aimed at his body.

Then he changed direction and followed his family, and dodged two more bullets.

But the luck stopped there, the fourth bullet hit it directly on the back.

The screams could be heard far away, but no one on the helicopter could hear the howl of death.

soon! Wu Yun emptied his magazine

“very!”Wu Yun revealed his score

“Me too! Four young wild boars, two adults! Damn it! If I had known, I would have killed all the little wild boars! Those two adult wild boars were shot several times and I wasted a lot of bullets!”

As the wild boars were driven out of the corn forest, they ran wildly on the grassland. For a while, the grassland was full of chickens and dogs, and even some hares were frightened by the noise.

Because there were guests in the pickup truck, they didn’t dare to pursue it too much. They only fired two symbolic shots of Stinger through the window to kill the two wild boars, and then the pickup truck slowly stopped.

The two helicopters ignored the pickup truck and drove the wild boar herd into the forest before returning.

It wasn’t until the sound of the helicopter disappeared that a rap-like voice sounded from the distant forest:”Hey! Brother! The helicopter is gone! We can go!””

“Wait first! listen! There’s movement!”

“oh! Shet! This is a herd of wild boars! quick! Hurry up the tree!”