Rebirth of the Urban Mad Immortal

Chapter 406: He actually mixed feces into the stinky tofu!

Three hours after having dinner with Mr. Ye, Du Hao's car gradually drove into the mountain forest where Cangyun Base is located.

The mountain forest is still the same as before, and the fiery red maple leaves are still like blazing flames, wrapping Cangyun Base, allowing Cangyun's fire to burn.

However, when Du Hao walked into Cangyun Base, he felt a different atmosphere than before.

According to common sense, if I give those things to Wu Qin, and with the help of elixirs, I should be able to complete a set of movements in the past two days.

But now, there is no one on the school grounds, and the atmosphere feels extremely strange.

"What's going on?" Du Hao frowned, and his spiritual consciousness directly covered the entire Cangyun base.

Then, a smile appeared on his lips, he opened his eyes, shook his head slightly and walked towards the sandy area behind the school field.

…………

Whoops! "

It was the sound of fists tearing the air, and on the huge battlefield, many Cangyun members were practicing their movements.

Even on that stretch of sand, there were many potholes, large and small.

The shallow one is two to three meters, and the deep one is more than twenty meters!

It was as if someone had smashed it out with small meteorites!

Each of these Cangyun members is much stronger than a week ago.

Whether it is the muscles on the body or the precious light running on the skin, it makes people feel as if they have been tempered.

The look in their eyes was even colder and calmer, making people feel like they were an iron-blooded army.

Reborn!

Uh-huh!

The scabbard rushed forward, flew up and punched in the air.

This punch was like a long sword crossing the air. Standing in front of him, it felt as if his flesh and bones were about to be separated.

"Hey, Scabbard, do you have this much strength?"

Nuts opposite him laughed, and without moving away or closing, he faced him with his head.

If it were an ordinary person, a punch like this to the scabbard would probably cause a bloody head on the spot, just like smashing a watermelon.

only……

boom!

There was a muffled sound, and the fist hit Nut's forehead. Nut didn't move at all, but the scabbard took a few steps back.

"Mmp! Nut, you are such a monster! Everyone is practicing at the same progress, why are you so much stronger than us?"

Now it has reached a height of about two meters. Nuts, who are really as tall as Nuts in Plants vs. Zombies, laughed and said: "Because I am a genius, and this set of physical training techniques taught by the chief instructor was tailor-made for me!" "

Scabbard's face turned red with anger, but there was nothing he could do.

At this time, many Cangyun coaches standing on the sidelines couldn't help but nod:

"Nut is indeed strong. He was tested not long ago and his muscle strength has exceeded 300, which is stronger than the average monk who aspires to be crowned."

"The strength of one hand can reach 800 kilograms. Even among people of the same level, I have never seen many people with this kind of strength..."

Before they had finished speaking, Wu Qin was already running over a document and came over excitedly.

She was originally a cold beauty, but now her face was filled with excitement:

"The latest report has come out. Their average leg strength can reach one thousand kilograms, and their arm strength can reach seven hundred and fifty kilograms. Their defense and explosive power are continuing to increase!"

"So strong!" Everyone gasped.

These data are enough to be called Steel Division!

No one expected that just a moment later, the average data of these Canglong players would be close to the middle stage of the championship, and even stronger than the average championship! Even if the strong men in the aspiration appear, I am afraid they will not be as almighty as them!

Thinking of this, everyone was in awe and sighed, the young man who taught this kind of body refining technique.

It was he who created this miracle!

"The physical training technique taught by Instructor Du is too powerful. If it can be promoted throughout the army..." Before an old instructor could finish his words, the people around him already understood what he wanted to say, and everyone's eyes were dazzled.

If it can be fully promoted, it can create countless such armies, each with such strong physical fitness.

Who can compare with China?

"It's impossible. Instructor Du also said before he left that this set of exercises was specially modified by him and is only suitable for Cangyun to use." Wu Qin said with a bit of regret on his face.

As soon as Wu Qin said it, everyone reacted.

Yes, if such a powerful technique could be popularized, Du Hao would have popularized it long ago. It would even be possible to create a super powerful army to fight against China. Why give away such a precious technique.

Moreover, even if it could be popularized, most people would not have the perseverance to persevere.

This week has been like hell for Cangyun Army!

"That's enough. The general has also given an explanation." Lu Shan smiled.

"I will report this data to the leaders and generals immediately!"

Wu Qin showed a smile on his face, said something to everyone, then twisted his waist and walked away quickly.

"Instructor Lu, why don't you come and play?"

As they were talking, a burst of cheers suddenly broke out in the venue.

Lu Shan turned around and saw that many Canglong members had stopped. Nuts stood in the middle of the field, looking at him provocatively.

"Fuck, brat, you've grown a lot, haven't you? You've only practiced for a week and you dare to challenge me!" Lu Shan looked amused.

Before Du Hao arrived, he was recognized as the number one master in the entire Cangyun Base.

"Come on, Lao Lu, educate these little bastards." A coach encouraged with a smile. They also wanted to see the growth of these Cangyun troops.

"Hehe!" Lu Shan rolled up his sleeves, walked directly into the arena and snorted: "Nutty, don't think that you can go to heaven after learning Instructor Du's exercises. I will tell you today that after a week of hard work, It’s nothing compared to my accumulation of time.”

"That's not necessarily the case!"

Nuts laughed loudly, and rushed towards Lu Shan with a strong wind. Two giant hands made of steel directly grabbed Lu Shan.

With his strength, if he were to catch him, even an iron man would be crushed into pieces!

"Haha! Well done!"

Lu Shan spread his legs apart, took a horse stance, and formed a boxing stance.

Then he stamped his feet violently, causing the sand on the battlefield to fly up, cracks to appear on the ground, and the whole person was knocked over.

"Damn it, this is Instructor Lu's special skill."

Many Cangyun members sighed.

It is said that this technique in the hands of a master can smash a rockery into pieces. If it reaches the divine realm, it can even smash a small mountain directly!

Although Lu Shan is not a master, he is only half a step away from being a master.

Even if the rockery cannot be smashed, it can still be cracked.

Lu Shan thought he was sure of victory, but he didn't expect that Nuts suddenly shrank. His body, which was more than two meters tall, shrank and deformed, and condensed into a huge ball of flesh!

It was nothing more than a flesh ball, but it actually moved more quickly. It slipped directly under his arms, walked around behind him, and then its body suddenly opened up and returned to its original shape.

Then, like a dragonfly tapping water, he tapped three times on the sand and kicked Lu Shan in the waist and abdomen.

"Huh? Where are the people?"

Just when Lu Shan was surprised, he suddenly felt a fierce wind blowing behind him. His heart suddenly trembled. He relied on years of hard training and instinctive reactions to reluctantly turn sideways.

But his hip bone was still hit.

Tear!

The armed uniform on his body was torn instantly!

Lu Shan screamed in pain and quickly took a few steps back.

Only then did everyone realize that the armed belt around his waist had long since disappeared, and even the clothes there had been shattered into pieces, leaving a long and thick blood mark on his exposed skin.

"What a whip kick!"

Lu Shan was stunned for a long time, and then he smiled bitterly.

He originally thought that the physical training technique Du Hao taught them was just to increase their physical strength, and that the real fighting would have to be taught by fighting instructors like them.

But he didn't expect that the few random moves and the dog's guidance would be so fierce.

With his many years of martial arts training, he almost found the way.

"Instructor Du is a god. How can we underestimate the martial arts he teaches!"

Nuts said proudly, his expression full of reverence.

Many Cangyun members also nodded one after another, and when the words "Instructor Du" were mentioned, the original ridicule was no longer in their eyes, only admiration remained.

A week ago, Nuts were vulnerable in the hands of Instructor Lu, just like a paper man. A week later, he had already suffered a small loss.

What if we practice for another half year? What about another year of training?

Wouldn't that be able to surpass instructor Lu? !

Several fighting instructors like Lu Shan also shook their heads bitterly. The more powerful these Cangyun members are, the more they realize their own insignificance and ignorance.

At this moment, a voice suddenly came from the side, and it brought with it a strong smell:

"Aw! Monkey children! This great emperor has brought you the freshest feces!"

Hearing this, not only the faces of the Cangyun members changed, but also the muscles on the faces of the Cangyun instructors twitched, full of embarrassment and helplessness.

"Fuck!"

"The unscrupulous dog is coming! Run!"

"Damn it! From this smell, he must have added feces into the stinky tofu again!"

"This time it's definitely not just any ordinary shit, it's definitely his ten-thousand-year-old shit!"

"I don't know what Lao Gao was thinking, but he actually gave this unscrupulous dog stinky tofu! As a result, it actually likes the taste!"

"You still have the guts to talk! Run! If you don't run, you'll eat shit!"

After saying that, the Cangyun members dispersed and fled in all directions as fast as they could.

A few of the slower runners were instantly pinned to the ground by a black and white figure.

I saw Ergouzi grabbing a few Cangyun members, taking out a few pieces of stinky tofu from his crotch and saying:

"Damn! This great emperor invites you to eat stinky tofu, why do you still look disgusted?"

"Don't worry, I have definitely found the right recipe this time. That bastard Lao Gao praised it repeatedly after eating it."

Several Cangyun members turned pale when they looked at the stinky tofu in Ergouzi's paws.

Ordinary stinky tofu is just black, but this stinky tofu has... some brown and yellowish colors inside!

What the hell... the stinky tofu is really mixed with feces!

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