Rebirth of the Urban Mad Immortal

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That afternoon, on the streets of Beijing.

A young man was walking on the street with a dog. Although this combination was very common in the imperial capital, the people around him couldn't help but turn their heads and look at him with strange expressions on their faces.

The husky following the boy was wearing a field uniform, a hat on his head, and a pair of sunglasses on his face. At first glance, he looked like a training officer in the military region.

That's not the point. The point is that this guy actually has a cigar in his mouth!

With such a weird look, it can be said that the rate of return has reached 100%. When Du Hao and Er Gouzi appeared on this street, a related video appeared on a certain blog in Beijing.

"Damn it, this dog is so good! He actually smokes a cigar!"

"Look at his **** expression, haha! It's so funny!"

"The owner of this Erha is really awesome. He thought of such a look for his dog. There is no one else!"

Comments below all said that Er Gouzi's outfit is invincible, and some people even want to dress their dogs in Er Gouzi's suit.

However, Er Gouzi, who had no idea about this, took a puff of his cigar and said to Du Hao: "I say, Du Hao, you are so unkind. You don't even bring me with you when you go out to play. If it weren't for my sensitive nose." , I'm afraid I really let you run away." Ergouzi was a little angry.

Originally, he didn't want to bring these two funny guys when he came out today, but Er Gouzi's nose was too strong, so he had no choice but to bring him here.

But what surprised him was that Gao Fushuai didn't come with him. Logically speaking, these two guys were in a nest of snakes and rats, and it was impossible for Gao Fushuai not to come if he came.

"Where's Lao Gao?" Du Hao asked Er Gouzi via voice transmission.

"He originally wanted to come out with me, but he was kicked back by me when he was halfway out. He seemed to have kicked him very hard. When I came out, he was still lying there."

"Where did you kick him?"

"Of course it was a critical hit. I have been planning this kick for a long time! Didn't you see that Lao Gao's originally red face turned purple..."

Du Hao: "..."

In his mind now, he seemed to have vaguely seen Gao Fushuai lying on the ground with a lifeless look on his face...

"Stay for a while and pay attention to your words and deeds.

Although Shishi is my subordinate, you can't be too presumptuous with her. "

I came to the capital today. Firstly, I wanted to see Mr. Ye, and secondly, I wanted to see if I could check on the border matters.

Originally, Ye Shishi had returned to Nanzhou to take charge of the overall situation, but when he called Ye Shishi, she suddenly said that she was also in the capital. Mr. Ye was going to celebrate his seventieth birthday, so he was busy preparing for the past two days.

It happened to be early, so I came over for a casual visit today, and it happened to be Mr. Ye's birthday. It was fate.

It's just that for people like Mr. Ye, it would be too tacky to give him some spiritual stones and treasures, and it would be far less meaningful than giving him some antiques, calligraphy and paintings.

When the time comes, it will be fine if I use my cultivation to support myself.

Ergouzi was stunned for a moment: "Boy Du, aren't you impotent? When did Master Ye become your subordinate?"

"And you actually like this position, emmmm...boy, you have a great future!"

Du Hao had a dark look on his face. If he hadn't known that Ergouzi was thick-skinned and thick-skinned and he couldn't beat him, he would probably have beaten this poisonous dog in the street.

Mom sells batches, and you scold the owner like this!

Just when Du Hao and Er Gouzi walked to the antique street, a black Hummer sped past Du Hao like a cloud of black mist.

The Hummer flew too fast, and the road was a little bumpy. With a bang, it hit Ergouzi directly.

boom!

There was a loud noise, and the entire front shell of the Hummer was dented directly. If you look closely, you can see a dog's face wearing sunglasses and sticking out its tongue.

"Ouch!"

Ergouzi screamed, the whole dog formed a graceful arc in the air, then fell to the ground with a bang, and began to pretend to be dead!

Du Hao naturally knew that nothing could happen to Ergouzi, but he felt very unhappy when he was suddenly hit by a car.

Deciding to trick these people, he rushed out suddenly, hugged Er Gouzi, and shouted: "Er Gou! How are you, Er Gou!"

Er Gouzi was stunned for a moment, opened his eyes, raised his head, and glanced at Du Hao in confusion.

Du Hao quickly pressed its head down and covered its dog eyes with his hands, with a look of regret on his face: "Second dog! It's my fault. I shouldn't have brought you for a walk today, let alone Let you cross the road alone."

"The sky is unpredictable. Who would have thought that there would be a bastard trying to kill you today!"

"I will definitely help you get revenge, don't worry!"

The people around him were speechless for a while.

They had seen clearly just now that the car had been hit like that, but the dog was still fine. It had even wanted to bark just now, but Du Hao pushed it back.

This is so...a touch of porcelain!

It doesn't matter if someone touches the porcelain, how come dogs have learned to touch the porcelain!

Oh no! It seems that it was not a collision. The car did hit the dog.

At this moment, I saw a big man in black uniforms walking out of a black Hummer menacingly.

He walked straight towards Du Hao. He was a strong man with a rough face, bronze skin and a few pigtails in his hair. The earth was shaking a little as he walked.

Fooling people? Tibetan?

And there is indeed a big word "Meng" on the license plate!

Behind this black Hummer, there were several black Hummers parked quietly on the roadside, as if waiting for the result of this big man in black.

Du Hao frowned slightly.

"Asshole! You don't have eyes! Didn't you know how to take care of your dog when you saw the car coming?"

Before the strong man in black could reach Du Hao, he cursed first. There was a coldness in his eyes, and his aura became even more arrogant: "Look at what it did to my car! What a calculation!"

Such a fiery personality made everyone around him twitch.

Du Hao sneered in his heart, but put on a look of bitterness and hatred on his face. He stood up and pointed at the strong man in black and said: "How do you calculate it? Speeding on crowded roads in the city, running red lights, and paying me a lot of money to buy it." My dog ​​was hit and killed, what do you want to do?"

His face was full of tears, and his words were powerful and full of anger.

Seeing Du Hao like this, the strong man in black looked very ugly and said to Du Hao: "How much did you spend on this dog? We will pay you three times the compensation."

"Compensate to me?" Du Hao sneered: "I'm afraid you won't be able to afford it even if you lose everything!"

When the strong man in black heard Du Hao's conversation, he sneered disdainfully: "Can't afford the compensation? Don't worry, we don't have anything else, we have money."

"You're so pretentious..." After hearing the words of the strong man in black, Ergouzi muttered with his eyes closed.

Du Hao thought for a moment and nodded: "Okay, if you insist on compensating me, then you can take out 300 million."

Three hundred million!

Why don’t you go and grab it!

The strong man in black almost punched Du Hao in the face. Although he held back, he still asked with a stern face: "Three hundred million? How valuable is your dog? How dare you ask for such a price?"

From his point of view, although there are many dandies in the capital, it is obvious that Du Hao is not that type of person.

A dog bought for 100 million is a liar!

"No, right?" Du Hao crossed his arms and said, "It doesn't matter, then I will tell you the origin of this dog."

"I bought it from Wu Qin, a popular figure next to the border general. It's a talking dog, or a specially trained military dog. Do the math for yourself, is it worth three hundred million?"

Hearing the words "general" and "wuqin", the expression of the strong man in black finally changed.

Ordinary people may not know this name, but it is very popular among them!

There are two people beside the first general, a divine fortune teller and a martial artist.

The divine fortune teller assists the military, and Wu Qin mobilizes the operation of various backstage and plans.

No one dares to offend these two people. If they are offended, they will offend the entire frontier army!

However, the strong man in black obviously didn't believe that he had bumped into the border army's dog casually, and he didn't believe that Du Hao could know the border army's people.

With disdain in his eyes, he said: "You think you said this dog can talk and he can talk? If you have the ability, let him tell me something!"

"You think you can deceive me after hearing Wu Qin's name? Just dream!"

As he spoke, he kicked Er Gouzi angrily, trying to kick the dead dog away.

boom!

A loud noise came from the venue, and when everyone was confused, they saw the face of the strong man in black suddenly changed, from bronze to livid, and finally turned pale.

Then……

"ah!"

A scream came from the mouth of the strong man in black. He felt as if what he had just kicked was not a dog, but a huge boulder!

The force of the impact instantly fractured his foot bones!

Ergouzi, who was kicked, suddenly opened his eyes wide, jumped up suddenly and cursed:

"Damn it! Whoever attacked me secretly, stand up for me! I won't fuck their whole family!!"

But after it finished shouting this sentence, it suddenly found that everyone around it was looking at it with surprised eyes. It quickly remembered what happened just now and fell to the ground again, pretending to be dying.

Lying on the ground, Ergouzi said feebly: "Boy Du, this emperor is about to die...you must remember to avenge me...for me!"

Everyone had a dark look on their faces.

Damn it, are you such a pretender?

Can you act more like me?

Halfway through his death, he suddenly got up and screamed, then fell down again and pretended to be dead!

Do you think we are fools?

But even though he was complaining in his heart, the people around him were still a little shocked that Er Gouzi could talk.

They have never seen a dog speak human language...

"This...could it be that what this little brother just said is true?"

"Isn't this dog a sperm?"

"Didn't you say that after the founding of the country, you won't be able to become a spirit?"

"I think my family must have a fake husky. This one is the real one..."

"Speaking of which, this strong man can't even kick a dog. Why are you pretending to be such a bad guy here?"

People around were talking a lot, especially the last sentence, which reached the ears of the strong man in black, and almost made him bite his tongue and commit suicide.

Damn it, have you ever seen someone who can break his bones by kicking a dog?

Depend on!

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