Rebirth of the Urban Mad Immortal

"Baga! Boy, how dare you hit me!"

Ono-kun was angry and wanted to stand up, but because his body was covered with red oil and was extremely slippery, he fell to the ground with a slap before he could stand still.

Just when he was about to stand up again, the big spoon in Du Hao's hand knocked him on the head very standardly.

boom!

With a loud bang, he fell to the ground again.

A Japanese stepped forward cautiously, trying to snatch the big spoon from Du Hao's hand, but he tapped it twice between his legs.

Hiss!

The Japanese didn't stand still, and directly split the split-horse. The pain made him cry.

The other Japanese were also very annoyed, they tried their best to stay away from Du Hao carefully, and wanted to get out of the circle of red oil, but Du Hao picked up a few bottles of beer, one for each of them, and knocked them to the ground.

Looking at the few Japanese who were like tigers and bears just now, now being treated like this by a high school student, how does it feel... so funny.

"This shit can still play like this..." A man was dumbfounded.

"This kid can do it, so smart!" A woman hiding aside nodded.

The faces of the Japanese were angry, and Du Hao knocked them down with a spoon when they wanted to stand up, just like whack-a-mole.

Ono-kun half propped up his body, and said angrily: "Boy! You are insidious!"

"What kind of skill is it to play tricks! Let me come out if you have the ability, let's fight one-on-one!"

He was also knocked unconscious by Du Hao with a spoon.

Several other Japanese female companions also shouted: "That's right! Use such indecent means! You are invincible!"

"Don't the Chinese people even have the courage to confront them head-on?!"

"If you have the ability, fight fairly!"

Du Hao looked indifferent, fiddling with the big spoon in his hand, and slowly squatted down in front of Ono-kun.

Seeing Du Hao like this, Mr. Xiaoye said viciously: "Boy, if you have the guts, try to touch me again."

Du Hao nodded: "Okay."

When several people were stunned by Du Hao's answer, Du Hao stretched out his index finger, poked Mr. Ono's head vigorously, and replied at the same time.

"I moved you!"

"I'm going to move you! Are you convinced?"

"You don't agree? If you don't agree, I will move again."

"Now I'm bullying you, what can you do to me?"

"Are you angry?"

"Are you angry?"

"I asked you if you were angry?"

...

Are you angry?

The Ono man was naturally pissed off by Du Hao!

I thought I was domineering enough here, but I didn't expect to meet such a weirdo as Du Hao.

"Boy, don't let me catch you, otherwise, I will definitely destroy you!" Ono-kun's eyes were full of anger.

After hearing this, Du Hao thought for a while, stepped back a few steps, and stretched out the big spoon in his hand.

Everyone was taken aback, what is he doing?

I saw Du Hao using a big spoon to lightly hit the man on the head of Xiaoye continuously, just like knocking on a wooden fish, and at the same time he said:

"I'm right in front of you, come and catch me."

"come!"

"I'm just squatting here and not moving, come and catch me."

"I just like how you can't get used to me and can't catch me."

Damn it!

Ono-kun was going crazy with anger, he could crush this kid to death easily, but he couldn't get up even if he wanted to, every time he reached out to grab Du Hao's big spoon, he dodged easily.

And when you fucking say these things, can you not be serious!

Seeing Du Hao like this, the others wanted to laugh but couldn't hold back their laughter, and their faces turned red.

Du Hei, it's too bad!

He obviously had a very serious expression, but it was matched with such cheap words.

People who are so angry are smoking from their seven orifices!

Kong Zixuan was already lying on the table laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten up. Before she said that Du Hao had become aloof. Now it seems that Du Hao not only has not become aloof, but is even more funny than before.

Seeing Du Hao like this, the girl in the white sweater twitched the corner of her mouth.

"Asshole! You are courting death!"

Ono-kun slammed the floor hard,

The whole body exerted strength, and the bullet jumped up, rushing towards Du Hao!

Just when he stepped out of the circle of red oil, the big spoon in Du Hao's hand slowly stood up, and the plainness on his face gradually turned into a smirk.

not good!

Ono-kun's face turned pale, and he wanted to back away, but he was in the air, so he couldn't move at all. He could only watch his little brother bump into Du Hao's big spoon!

"Aww!!!!!!"

A scream like killing a pig reached everyone's ears, and the men present couldn't help but tighten their legs and feel the wind blowing down their crotch.

Too cloudy!

This kid is too shady!

Ono-kun, who was beaten back to the red oil circle, held his crotch, shrinking into a shrimp shape.

When several companions saw this, their faces changed drastically. A man pointed at Du Hao and said, "Bastard! Do you know who we are? We are..."

Snapped!

A wine bottle hit the man on the head, causing him to swallow the rest of his sentence.

"Noisy." Du Hao said indifferently, put the big spoon in his hand into the arms of the man next to him, and said with a smile:

"Brother, I will leave the rest to you."

After finishing speaking, he directly returned to his seat, not caring how these diners beat up these people.

Kong Zixuan looked at Du Hao's indifferent face, and smiled tenderly. Her body was trembling, and she pointed at Du Hao's head with her green onion jade and said, "You are too bad, you are still angry when you hit someone."

Du Hao shrugged and smiled lightly.

Several Japanese were instantly overwhelmed by the crowd, screaming continuously, and even a few hit the wrong person.

After being involved several times, a few Japanese escaped from the big pai stall in embarrassment, and later went out to speak harshly on the road, but were chased by diners and threw things at them.

As soon as the turmoil stopped, the girl in the white sweater who had rebelled before said hello: "Boss! Pay the bill!"

The middle-aged boss looked at the mess and felt sorry for his loss. With a bit of coldness in his eyes, he took the bill and walked up to the girl in the white sweater:

"Four servings of crayfish, two servings of spicy pot, three beers, destroying three tables, twelve chairs, smashing more than thirty beer bottles..."

"The total is eight hundred and thirty-two yuan. If you touch a zero, you can give it eight hundred and three."

The face of the girl in the white sweater changed: "Why do you put the broken things on my head!"

The boss sneered: "If you weren't the first to speak out, do you think these things in my store would be smashed today?"

The girl in the white sweater was speechless, as if it was true.

In anger, he took out his wallet from his clothes, flipped through it, and only took out a piece of fifty, flipped through it again, and took out a dozen coins from his pocket.

Her face was a little hot, but when she came out, her phone was out of battery, so she could only bite the bullet and say, "I didn't bring enough money..."

"Give me an account number, and I'll call you when I get home."

The boss' face was not good at that time: "Miss, we are a small business here, and there is no such thing as credit."

"Why don't you call your family and ask them to send it to you."

"I don't want to see them!" The girl suddenly yelled, "I said I would hit you, and I will definitely hit you!"

"Sorry, I don't know you well, so why should I trust you?"

"you……!"

Du Hao shook his head, and took out a few hundred dollars from his pocket: "Boss, I bought her account."

The boss glanced at Du Hao, then at Kong Zixuan, and finally at the girl in the white sweater, took the money, turned and left.

At the same time, he said in a low voice: "Are children these days so heavy-mouthed? Don't choose the ugly ones for the beautiful ones."

The muscles on Du Hao's face twitched. Just as he was about to turn around and return to his seat, the girl in the white sweater sneered and said, "Do you think I'll sleep with you if you pay for me? Tell you, no way! I owe you I will pay you back the money as soon as possible!"

"what???"

Hearing this, Du Hao's head short-circuited instantly.

Damn, what's in the little girl's head...

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