Rebirth of the Godly Prodigal

Chapter 499: In stock! Sure enough, there are goods!

In fact, it is no wonder that Yitra urinary sputum, now outside the hexagonal building, is no longer the case.

Numerous American citizens blocked the gates, holding high-handed signs and demonstrating. Those brands say "The people in the military are going to die", "You guys are pigs" and "The face of the United States has been thrown away" and the like, the meaning is very obvious, this group of waste, this time not only deceives us The masses have also thrown their faces into the world, and they will die of sin!

The people were very passionate, holding signs and demonstrating. The reporters were carrying long guns and short guns, and they were waiting to interview the important figures of the military about this matter. After all, before the steel warriors were so hot, they are now being dismantled, it is definitely headline news!

"Saron Long Minister!" The secretary rushed in and rushed in. He said: "The reporters outside asked for an interview. They have completely blocked this place! We have already dispatched the guards, but I am afraid..."

"Headaches," Salong glared at the temple. "Before we fired the steel warriors too much. This time it was dismantled. This face is really lost. This reporter is really, I am afraid that the world will not be chaotic." All should be pulled out and shot! Shoot!"

Of course, reality and dreams will always be very different, and Saron is also very helpless.

"But, Minister Salon, what should we do now?" The secretary was sweating and hurried: "There is no way they will rush in! At that time, it is estimated that they will not be able to go!"

"**!" Salong yelled: "Cann't this Hongdao be honestly stay at home? And the angel of bad luck, isn't the curse of this goods always very effective? Why didn't this time fail?!"

"Sang... Minister Salon..." The secretary swallowed his mouth: "The angel of the doom said... said...the people in our military department are pigs. Let us go eat... eat the stool..."

"I eat his head!" Saron snarled loudly. "I don't believe any bad curse anymore! We have raised him for so long, and gave him such a high salary! The result? He even has a little bit Nothing works! Nothing! Say we are pig heads, and ask us to eat stools, why don't he die! Doom Angel! Fart! Should be pulled out and shot! Must be shot!"

"Saron Long, now the reporters outside..." The secretary took the call and reminded him again in a hurry: "You still have to find a way to deal with the reporters, they have to rush in!"

After listening to the secretary's reminder, Salon, who had been roaring, was completely silent this time.

This matter is too urgent. In fact, the original video fraud was pierced and it was nothing. It was not a big deal. Hollywood movies have always worn a lot of shots. In fact, it was really discovered by the audience, which is just a little more laughter.

About the iron warrior this thing. Salong did not expect a video to conceal a lifetime, and his intention was actually to overtake the limelight of the powerful mechanical man. The people have such an inertia, that is, when they are just beginning to get hot, they talk about it, but very quickly. Just a little bit more. It's easy to transfer their sight. Then the original public opinion storm can be completely suppressed.

Therefore, the steel warrior's fake video, over the initial wind, then notify the video sites to block the news. Just wait for the enthusiasm of the people, then everything will be easy. As for the exchange of mechanical man technology with the kingdom, that can be slowly talked about.

But who can think of this video just released two days! It was only two days before I got rid of the **** guy out of the commentary!

This is a big problem. The original people’s eyes have always been on the steel warriors. The result is even more popular. I want to block the news and block it...

This is like listening to someone else saying that my family bought a new car, 200,000.

You are red-eyed, and then directly find someone to borrow a 300,000 car to take a picture on the driver's seat, and then tell people what 200,000 cars are, my family bought 300,000.

This kind of mentality is very normal. It is easy for people to have a comparison. This is nothing.

But the problem is that there is a big flaw in this photo. A very obvious mark in the car is also taken in the photo, and then the person who bought the 200,000 car recognized it: No, this is not the car of anyone or who? The mark there I have seen!"

Yes, this fun is big, it is just being face-to-face, and the face is beaten, the most important thing is that there is no chance to retort, which makes people very uncomfortable... ...

If you don’t want to say how to never slap your face, this product is really never hitting your face - anyway, someone helps him to fight his face...

"He...he? He?" Salong gasped the coffee table: "This **** pig's head! All must be pulled out and shot!" Of course, the guns don't shoot, let's not say, or first Hurry to find a way to go, so Saron grabbed his stomach: "You help me deal with the reporter first, my stomach hurts, go to lie wc!"

"Ah? Minister Salon? Minister Salon?!" Looking at the rushing wc, the secretary was a little worried.

Fortunately, it didn't take long for him to have no time to worry about it - a large number of reporters filled hundreds of people...

"Is Minister Yitra there? What is the opinion of Minister Itra on the fake video of the steel warrior?" "Is the steel warrior a fake, is this Minister Yitra wanting to mislead our people and reach some kind?" What is the purpose?" "Hello, please..."

The whole scene was a mess, and the secretary was overwhelmed. In the end, there were still smart people shouting with a megaphone: "Everyone calms down, this gentleman I have seen, he is the secretary of Minister Itra, first listen to what he said. ""

Soon the scene was quiet.

The secretary snorted and snorted. Today, this scene is a bit big... I have to say that he is still a little bit irritating. Anyway, since it is a big scene, then I went to the sea and said, "I don’t know about the video of the steel warrior. I don't know exactly what is going on in that part. But..." He said here, trying to think about the words that were exposed when Saron and Itra were negotiating. Road: "Because the mechanics of heaven are not willing to share, we need to impose small sanctions on them. Many rare metals in heaven need to be imported from us, so we need to cut off the import channels to contain the heavens... ”

Breaking the rare metal import channel of the kingdom of heaven, this is big news!

At this time, I only listened to the secretary and continued: "In addition, our Minister Yitra decided to conduct a military exercise. The specific date has not yet been determined. I can reveal that this military exercise will use a lot of the latest in the world. Weapons made of technology, including railguns, the latest fighter-type fighters, etc., please look forward to it."

Calling... can be considered a fool. These two should be heavy enough. Moreover, before Ibrahim and Minister Saron discussed it, it seems to have been raised. No matter how much, I will block this and say the rest... I don’t care!

Secretary: "Please let me please you first. My stomach hurts a bit. Go to the bathroom first."

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In the U.S. Competition in all walks of life is very large, and journalism is no exception.

As a press reporter for the "America's News", Jeanswest has always looked down on his peers - the idiots blocked the door. Can you ask any good news? It is estimated that the Lord has long been hidden, and they have obtained the news that is generally easy to know.

As a trump card for more than 20 years, Jeanswest will not go out of the ordinary.

His choice is that with the most keen sense of smell, when the steel warrior broke through the video and was discovered on the Internet by him, in less than three hours, he sneaked into the bathroom of the hexagonal building with the fastest speed. , set up the latest model of pinhole camera. Because he believes that the Minister of Defense Itra heard that the steel warriors were dismantled, it will definitely be awkward, so hiding in the wc will be a very good choice.

And it turns out that his choice is very correct. In just over three hours, Jeanswest saw the Minister of Defence, Itra, rushing into the bathroom.

"Haha, I was caught by me!" Jeanswest, who was hiding in the ceiling, was delighted: "This is definitely a big news!"

Sure enough, when Itra entered the bathroom, he screamed at all the things: "Hung vigorously! Damn Hong vigorously! Why, why is this goods doing this, we are right, why!"

In stock! Sure enough, there are goods! Hahaha, today is really right!

At this time, Itra saw that Itra rushed into a small single room and prepared to pull. This paragraph is of little value, but Jeanswest thinks that it should be observed for a while, and it turns out that his intuition is quite correct. - After a while, another person sneaked in and hid, Jeanswest knew him, and the US National Security Chief Saron!

Hahahaha, it seems that there is a big gain today!

Jeanswest is called an excitement. This is a big show. If you change, you can’t bear to go right?

At this time, I listened to the convenience of the Salong. I said: "His mother's Hong vigorously, I am so bad, I really should pull out and shoot! Shot!" Itra's voice came from inside: "You are coming too?" Let's stay here, don't go out, the **** reporters outside, they are as annoying as flies! Hate!"

I dare to take the reporter as a fly! This can't be forbeared! Jeanswest secretly decided that this sneak shot must be sent online! Just look at what they are going to say!

It was working hard, the sound of the water rang, it should be Yitra convenient, rushed down the toilet, but did not want to, and soon he smashed again: "Ah ah ah ah! This **** toilet is also messed up! How can the sewer pipe be blocked! Why!"

Another crazy slap came. The result was at this time, suddenly a "bang" came, the whole wc trembled, the toilet actually exploded, countless liquids with color sprayed out, the whole bathroom is everywhere !

Until this time, Jeanswest noticed a sign hanging in the bathroom - "Hey, dear, I want to hide in the toilet, but I will pay the price, you guys who give the United States a shame!"

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