Rebirth of Cyber ​​Hegemony

"report."

　　 "Why be late again."

"I……"

"stomachache?"

"this?"

　　 "Still a headache this time?"

　　 "No, no, this time my stomach doesn't hurt, and my head doesn't hurt anymore."

　　 "Why be late then."

　　 "The head teacher, things are like this. When I was on the road just now, I saw an old grandmother who was inconvenient to move. As a new generation of high school students who respect the old and love the young, the teacher taught us to help the old woman cross the road since we were young."

Unfortunately.

　　 Even though yesterday I said don’t be late today and don’t be late today, Chen Yu is still late.

　　 After using all kinds of reasons for being late, Chen Yu even used the trick of helping the old woman cross the road.

　　 Naturally, for reasons like this, let alone the class teacher, the other students in the class didn't believe it and burst into laughter.

　　 Liu Fangting, the head teacher, stared at Chen Yu. But I secretly said in my heart that it didn't work if I made a phone call before. It seems that I have to go to this kid's house sometime.

"come in."

　　 "Wait, you come to the podium to translate the Jing Ke assassinated King Qin we are going to talk about today."

　　 Intentionally wanting to embarrass Chen Yu, Liu Fangting asked Chen Yu to come to the podium to translate a text in classical Chinese.

　　 "Jing Ke stabs King Qin."

　　 Chen Yu frowned.

　　 This lesson is very civilized. It’s just said today. You asked me to translate. Don’t you embarrass me.

　　 However, fortunately, Chen Yu also learned this text in his previous life, but he still remembers it all.

After thinking about it, Chen Yu organized his own language and began to translate and said: "After Qin State defeated Zhao State, he began to go north, and he was about to go to the territory of Yan State. The Crown Prince Dan of Yan State was very scared, so he asked his thug Jing Ke. ..."

　　 "Wait, thug?"

"Yes."

　　 "You said Jing Ke is the thug of Prince Dan?"

"Is not it?"

　　 Chen Yu nodded.

　　 "This, well, you go on."

　　 Liu Fangting wanted to say that Jing Ke was the doorman of Prince Dan, how could he be a thug?

　　 Just think about it carefully. In fact, doormen and thugs are almost the same, basically serving the nobles.

　　 Chen Yu calls Jing Ke a thug, and it is not too much.

　　 "Well, Prince Dan found his own thug, and said to Jing Ke, although I want to pay you every day, Qin is about to call us, and I won't be able to pay any more wages in the future."

"salary?"

　　 Liu Fangting was stunned: "When does the salary come?"

　　 "It seems to be there."

　　 "Ming Ming Tai Zi Dan said that although he wants to stand by for a long time, how can he be paid?"

"Oh, Teacher Liu, [Although they want to serve their feet long] is the honorific speech of Prince Dan, in fact, they have to pay for raising thugs. If Prince Dan does not pay Jing Ke, will Jing Ke still join Prince Dan? Since Prince Dan has paid Jing Ke paid his salary, so Jing Ke would do something for the boss, Prince Dan. Then, when Prince Dan, who is the boss, asks Jing Ke to do something, he first declares that if you receive my salary, you have to do it for me. It's just that, Prince Dan is embarrassed to say so obviously, so he uses honorific expressions like [Although I want to serve my feet long], it is strange that he can serve."

　　 "Go ahead, you go on."

　　 Liu Fangting was a little confused by Chen Yu, but after thinking about it carefully, it really makes sense.

　　 How could Prince Dan respect his followers so much and still serve him? Obviously, it was a polite remark.

　　 "Then, Jing Ke was too embarrassed to get his salary every day, so he said, OK, I'll kill King Qin for you."

　　 "Done King Qin?"

　　 Liu Fangting wanted to say something, but opened her mouth and didn't say anything in the end.

　　 Although this is plainly said, it cannot be said that the translation is wrong.

　　 However, Liu Fangting didn't say anything, but everyone in the class was burst into laughter by Chen Yu's translation.

　　 "Done King Qin, hahaha, hahaha."

　　 "What's this, Chen Yu said before that he would be paid."

　　 "Niu Bian, I didn't expect Chen Yu to be so humorous."

　　 Even Lu Xue, who has always been unsmiling, was snickered by Chen Yu's translation at this time.

　　 "This guy, I didn't expect to be so funny."

　　 The translation is still continuing.

　　 Chen Yu didn't remember what the original text of "Jing Ke Assassinated the King of Qin" was, so he followed his own thoughts and said wherever he thought of it.

　　 "However, although it is not easy to get rid of King Qin, Jing Ke said to Prince Yan, I have no tokens, so it is difficult to get close to King Qin. If you want to get close to King Qin, I have a way."

　　 "What solution did Prince Dan ask?"

"Jing Ke said, you took General Fan, King Qin hated this man, and also offered a reward of 1,000 gold for his head. If I could take General Fan's head to see King Qin, King Qin would definitely summon me. But Prince Dan shook his head and said, General Fan went to me, how could I betray him. Jing Ke did not speak, and then said in his heart, you don’t want to be a bad person, then I should be a bad person. So Jing Ke ran to see General Fan by himself ..."

　　 Liu Fangting looked at the textbook and listened carefully to Chen Yu's translation.

　　 then nodded.

　　 This kid is clever and has a unique talent for literature.

　　 There is nothing wrong with his translation.

　　 Although there is no word-by-word translation, such translation is the highest level.

　　 This is called "paraphrase" in translation.

　　 can best express the meaning of the original text, but it is also "paraphrase".

　　 However, Chen Yu didn't think about whether it was a free translation or something, and he continued to translate.

　　 He should only be telling the story of Jing Ke assassinating King Qin.

　　 At this time, Chen Yu said that Jing Ke took Qin Wuyang to see King Qin~www.wuxiaspot.com~ It is said that Qin Wuyang killed people when he was twelve years old. But as soon as I saw King Qin, this girl trembled in his thighs. Jing Ke secretly said in his heart, sister, was killed by this pig teammate. So it was said that Qin Wuyang was a countryman and had never seen the big market, so he was afraid of seeing the emperor. Then he went up in person. When King Qin opened the drawing, Jing Ke knew that the opportunity was coming, he let out a loud cry, dog thief, look at the sword..."

　　 A text in classical Chinese, the whole translation ended in Chen Yu's nonsense.

　　 At this time, the whole class had already laughed so much.

　　 Even if it was the head teacher Liu Fangting, she couldn't help but smile several times.

　　 If you didn't care about the teacher's image, I'm afraid Liu Fangting would have laughed out loud.

　　 "Okay, let's go back."

　　 "Thank you, Teacher Liu, Teacher Liu, how do you think of the translation?"

　　 "The translation is not bad."

　　 "Since it's not bad, what do you think about being late this time, what do you think?"

　　 "Oh, you also made a deal with the teacher."

　　 "Ms. Liu, I promise I will never be late again."

　　 "Go back quickly, if you don't go back, I will go to your house to see your parents in a while."

"Yes Yes Yes."

　　 Chen Yu didn't have to be wordy anymore, and quickly returned to the table.

　　 "Hey, my classmate, today you are going to laugh at me to death."

　　 "Student Lululu, you actually look pretty when you smile."

　　 "Hmm, where did you look."

　　 "I didn't see anything..."

　　 "You rascal, look again, and goug your eyeballs when you look again."

　　 "Fine, do not look, do not look, so domineering."

　　 Chen Yu pouted, opened the textbook, and listened carefully.