Public Enemy

Because of the fireworks, Chen Yi himself regretted coming here. Because of the atmosphere, or the idea of ​​making sure profits without losing money, everyone started eating again.

In the words of Reimu and the others, what's at noon is what's at noon, and it's already night. What's wrong with trying it all over again? Watching the fireworks together is so artistic, isn't it?

Then a bunch of people got drunk...

"Really! If I had known, I would have been so drunk!" Looking at the scattered existences lying on the ground, there are humans, monsters, gods, witches, ghosts... In short, it is very eye-catching.

Scratching his head, Chen Yi looked at the blushing faces of several people. Although they had inorganic eyes, their swaying bodies showed how their hair was flowing. The Misaka sisters who came here were also drunk.

Don't think that someone might take advantage of this and take advantage of you in a very tempting way, otherwise you will die miserably! Not to mention the long-range attack brought by the 'Damocris' floating fortress not far from the Hakurei Shrine, even a strong man who is drunk is also a strong man. Maybe he will be even more unrestrained when he is drunk...

"Youxiang is okay?" Chen Yi looked at Queen Youxiang who looked as usual. He had been drunk a lot and seemed a little dizzy. Although he could rely on his strength to drive away alcohol and sober up, how boring would that be? Look at the existence here, who did this? This can be regarded as an unspoken rule for banquets here.

The reason why Chen Yi's face is normal is that his current physical condition is not only faulty, but also because he gets dizzy when drinking alcohol but it doesn't affect his face.

"Huh~?" Holding the parasol in her hand, Youxiang turned her head and looked at Chen Yi. The eyes that were originally very red are now even more red, which can match any gem. "I am learning to cook recently. Do you want to sit at my place now?"

"..." It seems that it still has an impact. At this time, if you invite people to your place, you are not afraid of misunderstandings? Chen Yi glanced at Wenwen, who was still 'dedicated' even though she was drunk. She was shaking her head now. Take your own camera and take pictures here and there.

Chen Yi looked at Wenwen and pointed the camera at Kaguya, then gently kicked the wine bottle at his feet to Wenwen's feet, who stepped on it. Then he decisively threw himself on Youmu, who was also drunk, and then didn't stand up.

"Uh... Youxiang, no matter how you look at this time, it's not appropriate?" She scratched her head in shame. Chen Yi pointed at the dark night sky. Although there were still scattered fireworks, it was coming to an end.

"Yeah, that's right. Then I'll go to your place." Youxiang nodded, "Eat more, get your health back in shape quickly, and then fight. We haven't done anything for a long time."

I'm going... It's not a matter of whether or not I go to anyone's place! besides! Why do you always keep an eye on me?

"Well! This is not easy. It may take a hundred and eighty years."

"Can wait."

Chen Yi looked at Youxiang's posture. It is estimated that if you die, the other party will also dig the grave.

"No one can owe me!" Youxiang added forcefully.

I go! Is this really going to dig a grave?

"Are you leaving now? Going to your place?"

"Where are you going? How about you go to my place? The wine from Tianren is very good. I still have some secrets. We can continue..." I am more excited than drunk, tsk!

"Forget it today, after all, they still need to be resettled." Chen Yi pointed to the female monsters lying on the ground. Although there is no need to worry about catching a cold and the weather is warm enough, it is not good to leave them here.

"That's right. Then I'll go to your place another day." Nodding, Youxiang casually mentioned the emperor and the insect monsters at her feet. Rigel, who had always been regarded as a shota, would be attacked by insect swarms every time she mentioned them in front of them. .

I hope it's not a murderous meal, Chen Yi doesn't want to shorten his lifespan. Although his body used to be like a Penglai person, it is now different from the past, isn't it?

Youxiang left, leaving Chen Yi, who had a headache, looking at the beautiful girls all over the floor... Why do you have the urge to come to more banquets in the future?

Shaking his head and getting rid of this sudden thought, Chen Yi first looked at the Misaka sisters who were ordinary people. Although they came in small numbers, there were quite a few who were drunk, so he asked them to go back like this. Chen Yi was really worried. What if he was attacked by other monsters?

He glanced at Reimu Hakurei, who was sitting in front of Hakurei Shrine, suffocating and smoking. He was one of the few who was awake. At least Reimu himself was lying down, while Reimu Bairei was drunk at the beginning and is still awake. , the ghost witch became even more heroic, killing two ghosts, and now she was lying on the ground with a carefree look.

This can be regarded as a major feature of the Gensokyo banquet.

Glancing at Yakumo Murasaki who was drunk with Yuyuko, Chen Yi looked at the Misaka sisters who were supporting each other...sending them back first.

"Chen Yi still needs to settle other people, Misaka No. 9982 said drunkenly." A Misaka sister looked at Chen Yi with somewhat blurred eyes, "Don't worry about the Misakas, the Misakas are already on their own feet, other Misakas We will be here soon, Misaka No. 9982 said rationally with a regretful tone."

Hey hey! I can't see you being rational now.

"Everything dangerous will be wiped out by Misaka's military power!" Misaka 9982 raised her fist to the sky...

Forget it, I'd better follow him. Chen Yi rubbed his temples and followed these Misaka sisters.

"Thank you for helping escort Misaka, Misaka 10032 said gratefully, and was dissatisfied with No. 9982 passing the highest red sejing ring without authorization. There is obviously no danger!" Misaka 10032, who was fully armed, bowed to Chen Yi.

"Ah ha, it's okay, it's just a broken road. I'm leaving." Chen Yi waved to Misaka 10032 behind him and walked towards Hakurei Shrine with some wandering.

"Excuse me, can Chen Yi attend Misaka's banquet? Misaka asked a little nervously."

Your party? Forehead? Chen Yi imagined the scene of thousands of Misaka sisters gathering in a huge square to chat and eat...

"when?"

"Next week, Misaka said happily," her face was still paralyzed, "Misaka will notify you of the specific time... Chen Yi, who returned to Hakurei Shrine, looked at the stumbling female monsters with some trepidation, Marisa , Patchouli and Alice are now lying together in a pile, unable to move at the moment, Yakumo Shiyu Yuuko... Chen Yi turned his attention to the group at Moriya Shrine, and looked at the group holding his family blessing as a pillow The two gods continued to shift their gazes.

Rigel, one of the four idiots, has been taken away, eh? Yuxiang took Ligelu away in a subtle way, but Rumia also disappeared. Did she sleepwalk somewhere?

As for Meihong and Kaguya, who were still tearing each other's faces even when they were drunk, Chen Yi responded with a speechless attitude. Is this a habit even if there is no hatred?

Shaking his head, Chen Yi decided to start with Yakumo Purple first. After all, if he could wake up Yakumo Purple, she would be able to use her interstitial abilities to send people away. As for the drunken purple mother, she could send people there. It's not Chen Yi's business anymore...

"Well...it's already so late. Goodbye, brother Chen Yi~" Just when Chen Yi was approaching Yakumo Murasaki, a gap sucked her and Yuyuko into it, and Yakumo Murasaki 'woke up at the right time' came out of the gap. Zhanli waved to Chen Yi and then closed the gap directly.

I x! This is definitely intentional! !

Very good, scratching his head, Chen Yi was too lazy to send them all home one by one. After all, he couldn't find the addresses of some people here. He threw the three Reimu directly into the shrine, and Chen Yi got a few punches in exchange. , this was beaten by the ghost witch.

Then... Youmeng, going to Baiyu Tower is also troublesome. To throw the shrine away, Wenwen, Chen Yi touched his chin and hung her directly on the tree...

"Um... se demon?" Marisa, who was thrown into the shrine by Chen Yi, opened her eyes drunkenly, and without saying a word, she took out the miniature Bagua furnace and shot Chen Yi.

Damn it, looking at the beam of light that passed by his cheek, Chen Yi directly threw Marisa and the others into the shrine.

Suixiang... I can't go to the old capital, Toshin Shrine, Hoshikuma Yugi, the same as above, Ice Crystal 9... Anyway, this is the same everywhere, Tossing Shrine, the eldest lady and the second lady... It's very troublesome to fly to the Scarlet Devil Mansion, in case the maid is raped by a monster When you see it, pass it on to Sakuya for some gossip...throw it to the shrine!

Chen Yi, who had greatly lost his control, yawned and moved quickly. After a while, the monsters lying scattered on the ground had been almost cleaned up, and they were all squeezed into that little thing to sleep... I hope not Something happened.

Thinking very unethically, Chen Yi yawned again after sending Kaguya and the others home. He looked at Huiyin who was rubbing her head and crawling out. The latter was still mumbling about going back to prepare lessons. , grading homework, drinking too much or something.

Okay, okay, what a good teacher for the people, I will send you back. Chen Yi felt that the princess's hug was not suitable, so he directly carried Huiyin on his back and felt the touch from the soft body on his back.

"Teacher has a good figure." After muttering, Chen Yi walked towards the human world.

After sending Huiyin back to the temple house, Chen Yi yawned and walked out of the human world. Maybe most of the people in Gensokyo who were ranked in the rankings were drunk. Tonight, Gensokyo seemed strangely quiet... and Weird.

"You can cause trouble wherever you go." Chen Yi shrugged helplessly, and showed a slightly sadistic smile, "Okay, let me see who doesn't open his eyes...ah!?"

The dangerous smile on his face seemed to have never appeared before. Chen Yi couldn't help but rub his eyes and looked at the girl in front of him who put the entire forest in a strange state, "Am I right?"

"Long time no see!" A tall, well-developed girl with blond hair and red eyes, wearing a black dress and a white shirt...

Can anyone explain? (Welcome to your support, it is my biggest motivation.) rv\u003cdd\u003e