Public Enemy

Uh-huh, I've been throwing away 'waste paper' for a day, let's take a shower first...

Thinking about it this way, it seems that Chen Yi, who has been relying on Mingyan, has not taken a bath for a long time. After all, Mingyan filters his whole body, and burns everything that can be burned. It is absolutely impossible to burn it. Can't turn on the water heater, just in case, after looking at the water heater and confirming that it is hot water...

"Hey~ Husband, do you want me to rub your back for you?"

By the way, where did you come from, Kaguya? Chen Yi looked at Hui Ye with a face full of crap, and flicked to the place where the bath towels were placed on the side, and fumbled for nothing, crap, didn't there still be here just now?

"Is husband looking for this?" Hui Ye smiled like a little fox and raised the bath towel in his hand, when did you take it?

"Okay (" Chen Yi wasn't pretentious, he just sat down carelessly, "You shouldn't be Shen Mi in the computer world during this period of time, you weren't there when I came back just now lol... "

~~~ "I can't help it, husband, you know that my teammates will always be mobs, and the other party will always be a master? Even if I am a concubine, I can't help it."

"Really? Chen Yi remembered that when he played d○ta before, he had a bunch of teammates who cheated and sold their teammates and made up for them. Tsk, that's really..." Thinking about it, Chen Yi couldn't help but put on a tangled expression and said. , It seems that Meihong has also fallen into it recently. Chen Yi glanced at Hui Ye, but he didn't know that the computer in the room had changed from one to two. "Quan" Hui Ye directly hugged Chen Yi's arm, dangling it, dangling it...

"..." No matter how much you shake it, it won't help, you're not Yonglin, and no matter how much you shake it, it won't make you feel distracted... Chen Yi raised his head and sniffed his nose suddenly, "By the way, Kaguya, how do you know about authority?" Yes, I don't seem to have told others..." Chen Yi squinted at Hui Ye, could it be Yakumo Zi who said it on purpose?

"Well, I still have Yonglin's smile~"

Could it be that Yonglin guessed it? What about cheating? "Although this kind of virtual technology has long been available in the capital of the moon, I don't want to go back, so husband, you should give up the authority to the concubine."

The Moon City is like a prison for you, Hui Ye, "Half of it is not negotiable." Chen Yi raised a finger_

"You too underestimated our relationship and you gave half of the concubine's life? Aren't you just trying to make husband and wife equal here? Be careful and sue you..." Hui Ye's original smile faded when he heard Chen Yi's words , and directly changed it to a threat, "Half achievement is a lot. Although it is a virtual world, once you enter it, it can be said that the world is 100% restored. In order to carry this thing out perfectly, I directly gave up 40% Alas, regarding these authority issues, Chen Yi doesn't want Yakumo Zi to overwhelm him, otherwise, if something happens to her, he can't change it even if he wants to, "Yo scum... aha Chen Yi, don't be angry, don't be angry" Wenwen looked at Chen Yi who was gritting his teeth and quickly changed his words, "I said you don't want to stay on your monster well, what are you doing in my little place? Do you want to drink?" Chen Yi Sitting on the sofa, he took out a green tea bottle, heated it up, and asked the black winged girl, "Uh...Of course I don't drink it, I always feel that bad things will happen if I drink it." Wenwen looked at it Chen Yi shook his head with the purple liquid in the green tea bottle in his hand, "And you've already drank it, if I'm drinking it, wouldn't it be an indirect connection?"

"Really? When did you start caring about this kind of thing?" Chen Yi blew on the mouth of the bottle, and the steam came out, "Hey, what do you mean, you're talking like I'm...but I'm still a girl" Black Wing Girl Immediately dissatisfied, "You're a girl, I'm still a boy. Who will believe it? In Gensokyo, you meet anyone who is over 500 years old? Are you still a girl? It's really embarrassing for you to say it." Chen Yi grinned, Saying that he is now at the age of a fossil, "Be careful, I will sue you for slander, you will offend the entire Gensokyo with just one sentence, you old man"

"Really? What did I say just now?" Chen Yi slapped his head with a bewildered look, "Ah, it must be because of the lack of sleep during this period, which caused Jing to be a little confused. Where did you see off the guests? Go." Chen Yi waved his hand at Wenwen like chasing flies, "What's the matter with your posture of chasing flies? I don't want to go to Monster Mountain now, I want this here."

What? Living here, when did this little land of my own become so attractive? Only then did Chen Yi notice the big package beside Wenwen, you have already planned to move in feelings?

"I'm really sorry, my broken land is already full." Without saying a word, Chen Yi refused to let Paparazzi live here as a joke. Chen Yi was afraid that she would listen to the corner at night. I believe that in Fantasy Township, no one would want to Stayed with Wenwen for two hours, "I'll sleep in the living room, just give me a place." The black-winged girl sat on the sofa with Erlang's tui, looking like you can do anything to me "...Is it you? Who did you offend in Gensokyo? Did you take a picture of Yakumo Zi and was discovered, or did you just secretly take pictures of Otengu? So you were kicked out of the house right away?" Chen Yi maliciously guessed, "How could it not be because of you, let me I have to move out of Youkai Mountain, and now the rumors about me are already in Youkai Mountain...forget what I said just now." Feeling the leak, Wenwen stopped quickly, picked up the 'green tea' that Chen put on the table and drank it He took a sip and said, "Forget? I'm sorry, I'm not good at anything else, but I have a good memory." The bad expression on Chen Yi's face has risen by n percentage points, a kind of heartfelt pleasure "I keep creating it for others." You who are rumored to have this day too, have you been punished? Let me tell you what happened, maybe we will be merciful and let you sleep here for a few days."

"Hey, Chen Yi, you've gotten worse recently, you were not like this before." Wen Wen dug out a small book from the 'luggage' she brought, and Chen Yi glanced at "The Encyclopedia of Xing Personality Guessing", Wen Wen wrote... …

"Well, people will always become wrong, and besides, I was a human as early as n years ago." Chen Yi waved his hand, showing that your information is outdated, "Huh? Your predecessor was a human being? That's right, after all, you His parents are also human...do you ever regret turning into a youkai?"

Regret? Can you say no to such a thing? It's normal for me to be said to be a monster now, but... as long as you remember that no matter what you become, you are the son of me and your mother. Oh, dad is mighty." Why do you say this suddenly? Tell you that you want to use this method to arouse my sadness, and then foolishly agree to you for a while, telling you that this is impossible"

"Oh? Oh? Have you smoked? Why are you so agitated all of a sudden..." Wenwen looked at Chen Yi who was inexplicably excited, "Stop, I'll answer the phone first" Chen Yi took out My own mobile phone, um, my dad, it's strange enough, aren't they spending the moon on a small island?

"Hey son, your father and I are hospitalized. Hurry up and bring your daughter-in-law to see your father. Maybe you will go to the morgue to find someone if it's too late. Now it's time to return to the light."

Chen Yi covered his numb ears from the shock, this angry voice... There is a limit to you, but why is dad hospitalized? This kind of thing is impossible according to common sense. Chen Yi recalled the scene when he was one of the few times when he went to the night market with his family when he was young. ... Anyway, let's go and have a look, but... Chen Yi suddenly remembered a very important thing, that is, his father didn't tell him the address...

As for bringing a daughter-in-law or something, it seems that I haven't told my parents about my relationship with Kaguya and the others, maybe they pressed the camera at home and started bouncing and immediately started talking about the whole house inside and out Indiscriminate scanning, when passing Yonglin's place, as if hitting a wall, Chen Yi's head seemed to be hit by a hammer, but nothing was found, and then Chen Yi received a text message from his mother, the address was his old The private hospital that Dad used to open... On \u003cg, there is a 'ticket to enter the virtual world' on his head." Because of the connection of the space channel, I am not afraid that I will not be able to enter from here and use my authority. Yi saw an incomparably classic battle map, with three roads: upper, middle, lower... So far, countless versions have been developed. Meihong and Huiye are fighting one-on-one. Kaguya, who was hiding in the dark with her eyes pierced everywhere, smiled sinisterly, and then sneaked up... Hey, what is the real problem with this fake Dota?

Well, I guess they won’t be able to wake them up now. As for Lei, she seems to be going to accompany Xi Ya today. Forget it, she’ll go by herself. Changing into casual clothes, Chen Yi walked out. It's better, walking on the street will at most be regarded as some kind of bad boy...

"Why are you following paparazzi Wen?" Chen Yi looked at Wen Wen who was following behind, who had also changed into modern clothes at some point, "Be careful of being caught and sliced"

"It's okay, I'll just take a look, don't talk, and my wings are well hidden." The tengu girl who hid the black wings waved her hand nonchalantly, "I haven't walked around this world yet... …Walking around with a hammer, if you go shopping again, you should just look at people, look at houses, and then get caught by people, tsk!.