Public Enemy

"Could it be that you did something to Haruhi?" Jiongxu looked at the SOS group master website on the computer, and all the photos about Chen Yi were pulled down, "Haruhi would be merciful and put your All the 'pornographic photos' are taken down? You must know that the number of visits to the SOS group's website has increased recently..."

Speaking of photo downloads...

"Well~ small things..." Chen Yi waved his hands indifferently, looking at the booklet Suzumiya Haruhi personally gave him, which was about baseball rules.

"But you are really able to persevere, and you actually played the 1,000 bats with Haruhi." Jiong Xu thought about the scene where the baseball team in the baseball field was beaten by these two tireless monsters. It's the best.

"It's just 1,000 sticks, scum!" Chen Yi was also helpless. Since that day, Youxi and Chen Yi have surrendered. It is best not to let Haruhi Suzumiya feel any displeasure in the next month, otherwise it will be a mess every now and then. World destruction or something.

These two days, Haruhi Suzumiya has nothing to do and seems to be watching "Evangelion" or something...

Maybe the whole world really turned into canned orange juice...

Meihong, Kaguya, myself, Haruhi, Jixu, Koizumi, Mikuru, Yuki, and a Tsuruya whom I haven't met...

Xiang Linzi was dismissed by Haruhi on the grounds that she was weak and Sanwu only needed one to play. Fran said that Kasuga only expressed doubts about her age

Tsk! This kind of entry list, at first glance, is the material of a group fight!

Kaguya has been having temper tantrums with herself these two days, so there is no need to count on it, Shikuliu... a cute character, you hope...

Oh~

"Youxi, how about the heavy rain on the day of the competition?" Chen Yi quietly touched Youxi's side, took off the earphones she was wearing, and said.

"It is possible, but it is not recommended to do this. Doing so may cause Suzumiya Haruhi's extreme dissatisfaction with this world, and create a feeling that God will fight against me, and then..."

"Okay, I understand." What a cheap world! !

Bibibi, it's a big deal when I find Youxi to open Lao Jin...

[Virtual World: Defective products of an imperfect world...

With it, you can play virtual online games...]

Tsk! A cheating reward, this kind of thing is given after saving the world once! ?

Except for taking it back to Gensokyo and giving it to the gang, this thing seems to be fine... Ahem! What else can you monsters with milk pain do?

But it's not bad to use this thing to open a 'net' in Gensokyo...

Tsk! After all, this world is really cheap enough...

By the way, this virtual world is also a glass bead, the appearance is that the earth has been shrunk countless times... lifelike...

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Life as a high school student...

How good it is to play football, pat basketball, play baseball, and pick fights along the way! But if these are linked with the end of the world, the people who invented these things are absolutely heinous, and they are called the destroyers of mankind...

The opponent in the first game was a college student team called the 'Ueuehara Pirates'...

Tsk! What a bad name.

By the way, Chen Yi was the first to play. Chen Yi, who knew nothing about the rules of baseball, had no idea how to play.

Anyway, just do what Haruhi said, hit the flying ball, and let the field run around...

Not much of a challenge, is it? By the way, this baseball bat is also a cold weapon. If this thing is used to open a scoop, it will be accurate.

Looking at the battered baseball bat in his hand, Chen Yi stood up in an extremely unprofessional posture, and followed the referee's order.

The opponent's pitcher looked at Chen Yi's posture, smiled disdainfully, and put on a pitching posture like in the anime. …

Um! Good arm strength, sharp ball...

"Huh——" A series of whirring sounds reached everyone's ears. The pitcher stared blankly at the slightly trembling bat in Chen Yi's hand. The ball had long since disappeared...

Then I ran around in the cheers of Haruhi...

Three goals fell, and the pitcher was about to cry. The pressure is not ordinary!

Because of Chen Yi's deliberate reason every time, the ball flew over the pitcher's head with a whistling sound every time, and the romantic current brought not only hurt the pitcher's body, but also brought him pain. strong psychological pressure.

In case of being hit in the head, it can be sent directly to the crematorium!

Shijiu stays on the court, three strikes are out... There is nothing else but cuteness, cuteness and cuteness in between, and the essence of a vase is brought to the limit...

For this reason, Jiongxu, who was sitting behind Chen Yi, looked at Shi Jiuliu's appearance, and almost took the lead in rushing up, turning this place into a group fighting carnival... With Chen Yi's force value, it only takes time to tear down the earth, the tall man stood behind him , No one will be embarrassed when they fight!

By the way, Suzumiya Haruhi was very dissatisfied with this.

Youxi played, the result was the same as above, he didn't want to fight at all.

Embarrassment... all this skill is thrown on the complaints.

SOS group: zero points...

Buccaneers: Two points...

Suzumiya Haruhi is decisively on fire!

【Ding! Haruhi Suzumiya's halo has expanded to a radius of 2,222,222 meters. Due to special circumstances, the closed space is in an unstable state]

Well! Is this magnifying the power of the move? If you have enough energy, you will kill Mr. Earth immediately!

According to the rule that if the gap between the two sides is ten points, the game will end early. If there are eight more points in the world, everyone can go to sleep.

Attack...cough! Fighting and defending are interchangeable.

This time, Churi said that she was the first to play, saying that she wanted to boost the morale of the SOS team, and she would only throw it in the strike zone, but she was decisively brushed off...

The leaders are all here, not to mention the gang of useless pawns... The defeat is like a mountain!

【Ding! Suzumiya Haruhi's halo expanded to a radius of 7,777,777 meters...]

Chen Yi can even feel the pressure from Lord Earth...

Worthless world! !

"You all come with me!" Haruhi stretched out his black hands to a group of girls from the SOS regiment.

After Mikuru yelled "No" like a cute boy, he was dragged into the locker room...

Listening to the coy and itchy voice in the locker room, Jiongxu immediately felt his head light up—a green light...

My concubine has been 'ntr' by another woman, so at this time, shouldn't Jixu point a knife at himself and practice the Sunflower Book?

oh! By the way, Kaguya and the others were also pulled in...

So Chen Yi did his part to check the outside of the entire dressing room, what if that cowardly sneak shot! ?

Four cheerleaders in miniskirts appear... Are they really planning to use sex to seduce this tactic?

Ah~ Kaguya and Meihong dressed like this... Chen Yi felt his nose start to itch, and there was a foreboding of spurting blood.

Tsuruya-senpai started to take pictures with her mobile phone, and the one in Ryoko Asakura's backpack also flashed a few lights... Tsk!

"You can just keep this kind of photo for yourself. If you dare to feel it... Fuck you, I'll blow your eyes!" Chen Yi, who was just about to threaten Crane House, saw the boss in the field The unscrupulous Zen onlookers and attention of the Uehara Pirates and off-court personnel.

Chen Yi with inhuman eyesight clearly saw that most of their eyes were focused on Hui Ye, who was full of princess temperament, and Mei Hong, who was full of manly temperament, Chen Yi immediately became terrified, ah! Just watch it yourself, you dare to watch it too! …

Anger started from the heart, and evil grew toward the guts. Following Chen Yi's roar, everyone's eyes were immediately focused on Chen Yi.

Chen Yi ruthlessly threw the baseball in his hand.

"Bang! xn" A series of sonic booms were clearly heard by everyone, and all the Ueuehara Pirates members became frightened.

It was a sonic boom just now! Definitely a sonic boom! !

Kaguya, who originally belonged to the cheerleading outfit that everyone was looking at, no one dared to look at it now, even standing next to them would feel a trembling from the bottom of her heart—in case someone hit her on the head...

"Idiot! Honestly sit back for the captain!" Haruhi Suzumiya's words made the referee heave a sigh of relief.

"Ah, you really deserve to be classmate Chen Yi." Koizumi Kazuki said to Chen Yi with a smile, "Your actions just now seemed to put Haruhi in a good mood, and the scale of the closed space suddenly became much smaller."

"Really? Our hands are swollen and we need to rest for a while..." Chen Yi showed his arm that seemed to have been boiled in hot water and then put in a meat press. The price he threw just now was really not small...

"Uh~" Jiongxu looked at Chen Yi's swollen arm, "Don't you feel pain?"

"Pain? It won't hurt after practicing for a long time, and it will pass after Renren."

"Then Chenyi-san, when you will appear on the stage, your current state..." Kazuki Koizumi looked at Chenyi's arm and asked, "Do you want Nagato-san..."

"No need, if it wasn't for our strength being suppressed, this trivial matter would be fine in seconds, now, about thirty seconds." Chen Yi's originally red arm like a pig's trotter has almost returned to normal now...

"Pervert... Hurry up and cover it up, don't let others see it!"

"This guy is no longer human!!" Taniguchi looked at Chen Yi enviously.

You guessed it right... 囧xu glanced at Taniguchi, looked at Chen Yi who had pulled up his sleeves again, you don't know my hard work, in a group of inhumans, who knows when I will change. , although it does feel good to be different...

But the more you know, the greater the pressure! Jiongxu sighed, there were three of them before his eyes! !

Um! Although Haruhi Suzumiya is in a better mood, it doesn't mean Earth Lord can survive safely...

The current value of the entire Earth Lord is currently only three points worth playing baseball...

It's cheap!

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