Public Enemy

The novice monster is indeed a slime...

Slime is indeed an object of abuse...

Chen Yi looked at the mob that was directly trampled to death under his feet - slime...

In any case, let me mourn in silence first, if it weren't for this slime, I might have fallen out of something just now.

[Experience increased by 5...]

Alright, Chen Yi saw that the whole school was full of disobedient slimes, he thought he was playing the Kasuga version of Sword Art Online, and the school was Novice Village.

"Idiot! Scared the head of the group!" The scepter in Haruhi Suzumiya's hand pointed at Chen Yi's head, and a -0 appeared...

"What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and kill monsters... By the way! Your wings are gone!?" Haruhi Suzumiya approached the passing slime, and a blood gutter appeared on the top of the slime's head— After 0, the slime bumped into Chen Yi directly.

Fuck! Even the little slime dares to break ground on Tai Sui's head! ? Fuck you!

...

[Experience increased by 5...]

"Wings, I always felt that it was weird to carry that thing, so I hid it." Chen Yi immersed himself in the great cause of killing monsters.

"What! It's weird there! The feeling is revealed to the leader! Otherwise..." Suzumiya Haruhi knocked on the surrounding slimes one by one in dissatisfaction. For Haruhi, who is immune to hatred, the slimes who were provoked They all surrounded Chen Yi...

Fuck! Haruhi Suzumiya, your conscience is greatly broken!

As soon as Chen Yi received a wave of attacks, his original blood volume suddenly dropped by half...

"Hmph!" Looking at Chen Yi who showed the wings on his back again, Haruhi Suzumiya smiled triumphantly, a white light flashed from the scepter in his hand, Chen Yi's residual blood was full!

Is this still a first-level priest! ? The milk is too strong, Chen Yi looked at the slight swelling of Chun Ri's chest, although compared to Mei Hong... Tsk! What are you thinking!

Vulgar upgrade routine!

After Chen Yi looked at his lv-10 level that had risen, and looked at the slimes around him that made him want to vomit, he could finally leave this ghostly place!

"Ah! I've finally reached the tenth level. The leader is hungry! Hurry up and find something to eat!" Haruhi Suzumiya, who was sitting on the side paddling, looked at the already bright sky and muttered dissatisfiedly, "Can't you bring those wings? Fly? Hurry up and take the regiment leader away!"

You bitch are over the top! Be careful, labor and management will force [Wow——] you right now!

"Hey! What kind of eyes do you have at this time! Could it be that you want to force [wow——] the head of this group? Let me tell you, there is no door!" Haruhi Suzumiya waved his small fist at Chen Yi, "There is something wrong with the head of this group! If you have anti-wolf measures, you dare to try to touch the head of the regiment!"

Yeah? I'm so scared~

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"Hehe~ This is the feeling of flying! It's great!" Suzumiya Haruhi, who was hugged by Chen Yi, shouted in the sky.

"Don't move around! Be careful to fall and kill you... Forget it, wait for death now..." Just after flying out of the school, Chen Yi saw a few flying dragon-like creatures flying past with their teeth and claws open, isn't it? As soon as Chen Yi let go of his arrogance, these flying dragons came to worship him one after another, but...

[The low-level minions of the evil dragon (lv-300): The minions used by the evil dragon to block the sky...]

-999999

[Death level decreased by 1]

good! It seems that there are more slimes to be eliminated, and I hope Haruhi will not be thrown to death...

This was Chen Yi's last thought after turning into white light and disappearing, and then resurrected in the headquarters of the SOS regiment, which is also the legendary resurrection point.

"Bastard! Bastard! Damn dragon! I must make you all a feast of dragon meat!!" After raising the level to level ten again, Chen Yi had just left the school when he could hear Haruhi yelling at him from a distance. The voice seemed to have been scolding for a long time. …

Chen Yi looked at an extra big hole on the ground, and Haruhi Suzumiya was standing beside the big hole and yelling at the sky while eating.

Is this what Haruhi Suzumiya looks like without rules? !

"Chen Yi, you are here, hurry up and eat. After eating, we will level up and kill the evil dragon!" Haruhi Suzumiya angrily stuffed the half-eaten snacks in Chen Yi's hands, and then ate them from the small cart on the side. Pulled out a bag of potato chips...

Well, it seems that the blow just now really threw her hard, but these foods... Good! It was Ming who grabbed it, Chen Yi looked at the supermarket next to him where the glass door was smashed, it seemed that Haruhi Suzumiya had already mastered the essence of beating, smashing and grabbing without a teacher!

"Upgrade! Upgrade! Let all the dragons die!!" Haruhi Suzumiya waved the scepter in his hand proudly, took the lead to open the way, and drew hatred (the hatred was all on Chen Yi).

Well~ It seems that this fall is really the right time, and it directly put an end to that crazy idea of ​​Haruhi Suzumiya not long ago...

"Come on! Kill them all!!!" Sitting in the small cart not long ago, Suzumiya Haruhi kept ordering blindly, and all the wolves, dogs, and pigs that appeared out of nowhere come over.

Chen Yi was fighting while pulling the cart, although other strengths were gone, but the skills of the swordsmanship department that are deeply rooted in the body, this one can have.

You bitch... what else can you do besides adding blood, being a vase to attract hatred! ?

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"I'm exhausted!" In Yuxi's high-end apartment, Haruhi Suzumiya said this as he gulped down a bottle of drink.

You are tired of a hammer! Chen Yi threw the imitation magic sword in his hand and sat down somewhere else, "Let's go cook..."

"Go! Go! I didn't expect you to be able to cook. Hurry up and let the head of the group taste your cooking." Suzumiya Haruhi waved at Chen Yi, and began to sweep the whole house, making Chen Yi regret that she brought...

When Chen Yi came out of the kitchen, looking at the dozen or so pieces of clothes thrown on the table, his vision went dark, and the thing he was most worried about really happened.

"Tch! So it's instant noodles." Seeing the rice served by Chen Yi, Suzumiya Haruhi curled his lips and began to sneer, "But it's really hard for you to make instant noodles so rich... delicious !"

After staying at home for a long time, you will naturally develop this ability. As long as you are not so lazy that you stretch out your hands to eat and open your mouth, it will be fine if you are better at cooking...probably...

Looking at Haruhi Suzumiya who was feasting, Chen Yi quietly touched the dozen or so pieces of clothes that were thrown aside, this kind of thing...

"I'm done eating, what are you doing!" Suzumiya Haruhi beat Chen Yi's hand down with the chopsticks, "I was just about to ask you what happened to these clothes, this is your home!"

Dare we say that Youxi prepared these clothes?

"Could it be that you have some evil desire to play uniform temptation with your delicate fiancée?" Chun Ri looked at Chen Yi suspiciously.

"Cough! How is this possible! Do you think we, who have been laying the floor here all this time, have the ability to do this kind of thing?" Chen Yi pointed to the floor next to him, his tone was as cruel as it was cruel.

"Really?" The suspicion on Suzumiya Haruhi's face eased a little, and he ran to the floor of Chenyi Shop to search for it, and found a few hairs...

"My deputy head, can you explain what's going on with this thing, you don't have black hair." Holding a few hairs in his hand, Haruhi Suzumiya sniffed Chen Yi's quilt again, "The body fragrance on it What's going on? It seems that your life is going well!"

Fuck! Are you a dog nose? Isn't it that women can't smell body fragrance or something? It's like a man can't smell the smell that women call a smelly man on his body? …

This unscientific! !

"Also! The quality of these two hairs seems to be different." Chun Ri took a white hair and compared it with Chen Yi's hair. In comparison, Chen Yi's hair seemed much stiffer...

"You scum! You're a lunatic who won't even let your sister go!"

"However, there seems to be a big gap between your two names..." Haruhi Suzumiya, who had already been possessed by Holmes, touched his chin and thought, and then looked at Chen Yi with even more contempt, "Could it be that the identity of the younger sister is only for the outside world?" It is claimed, but the real situation is that you are carrying out an evil nurturing plan for Meihong! It must be!...It hurts! How dare you hit me!"

"You think too much!" Chen Yi knocked Suzumiya Haruhi on the head, "Hurry up and sleep!"

"Tch! Don't use the tone of an old man talking to his sister. Do you want to talk to our leader... idiot! Do you want to rebel? Don't hit me!"

"It's really troublesome..." Chen Yi scratched his head, looked at Haruhi Suzumiya who turned his head and walked towards a bedroom, and thought helplessly, why did you take those clothes away when you said you were going to sleep? There is no chance for us to destroy the evidence...

forget about it! sleep!

Lying on his own floor, Chen Yi closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep slowly, his consciousness sank into a dark space, where Youxi sat playing games...

This unscientific!

A table appeared out of nowhere beside Chen Yi and was thrown away by Chen Yi.

"Calm down! This is your...dream." You Xi paused for a few seconds before opening his mouth. With the action just now, it seems to be saving...

"There is not much time, so I will make a long story short." Youxi came to Chen Yi, and a chair appeared behind him and sat down, "Your time is running out, the time flow rate of the two worlds is slowly equalizing, so you When the timelines of the two worlds are completely equal, we must defeat the dragon and convince Haruhi Suzumiya."

"Because of my personal wish, I really want to visit your world. You have at most one year left..." After speaking, Youxi's figure blurred and disappeared as if disturbed.

"Youxi! You haven't told us how to get out yet!!" Chen Yi looked at Youxi who was about to disappear, so he hurriedly rushed forward and grabbed the air.

Chen Yi wanted to cry but looked at the empty surroundings, how did he get out! ! Doesn't it mean that when you are dreaming, if you know that you are in a dream, you will wake up immediately! ?

Pit father ah! !

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