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Chapter 70 The 70th Attack:

How to distinguish a **** in online games?

In the past traditional online games or mobile games, naturally no one can have a 100% accurate judgment standard. After all, this is a magical era when the girl is crazy than the man, and the two-dimensional man prefers to use a word like "shy? (Ω?)".

But in holographic online games, no matter how proud of the system a pair of white rabbits the player will give, and no matter how the player's appearance is adjusted, their speaking tone, walking style, and attitude naturally exposed when receiving people, Will not change. It's like in daily life, even the grandfather T can see the feminine side, and the mother of the gun can also make people recognize at a glance that this is a man. Included in the consideration.

All in all, it's not easy to want to be a **** in a holographic online game. It has nothing to do with the good looks and good looks.

Not to mention this [Thousands of Miles Without Staying], he hasn't adjusted his appearance basically, at most it is the resolute outline of the male face, and the femininity of sexuality. But no matter what, his face was still his own. He was familiar enough to make the medicine almost unforgettable and gritted his teeth. Lu Jianyan was forced to remember the other person deeply.

This is the important employee who suddenly resigned in the sister Lu's team.

Sister Lu and Lu Jianyan were both angry and innocent. In those days when Lu Jianyan had to go to Europe, they had no choice but to print each other's photos and paste them on the refrigerator every day. In fact, the drug did not do it, and the evidence was destroyed on the day Lu Jianyan returned to China, but Lu Jianyan still saw such a point without any evidence.

Lu Jianyan didn't want to conflict with the medicine, so he had to pretend he didn't see anything. Sometimes when two people get along, they have to learn to open one eye and close the other. After all happywife, happylife.

The medicine has a bright smile on [Thousands of Miles Without Staying], eyes narrowed, lips with vortex, no more angel. But everyone who knows that medicine has no nature, can't help but give a thousand miles to her sister. In the real world, you can restrain yourself without any medicine, but this is a holographic online game, and the price of forcing PK is just a red name.

As for the feeling of Hongming, just ask Brother Lu, and he will answer you with three words in a nutshell-it's great.

It is a must-have product for home travel, venting learning or work.

Brother Lu just missed the game less than a day ago, and he has missed it, but mother Lu's punishment for his son's poor grades in the final exam has just begun.

In the world where Lu Jianyan is, although it is still 18 years old in the legal sense, it is true that it is considered an adult, but there are supplementary provisions. Given that the self-control ability of college students may not be better than the underage, the guardian still has the right to supervise the child during school Children are not used for learning, activities that are harmful to health. It's like smoking and drinking, it's like playing a game.

After the child's real name logs in to a game, the parent will receive a related random lock password from the game on the mobile phone, which can control the child's playing time. If the parent does not agree, the child cannot go online.

Brother Lu has been remotely controlled by mother Lu from the moment he started school.

The alarm sounded suddenly, and Lu Jianyan's offline time was up. No matter how fun the game was, he couldn't stop his love of work.

Therefore, it is still the old rules. After Lu Jianyan went offline, one of Jiang Ge's studios practiced on the account of Lu Jianyan and took the plot task with him. There are still many celebrities who can be recognized. They have not even dug up before Tang Dynasty, let alone after Tang Dynasty.

Lu Jianyan even made a bet with the fifth-fife husband. Everyone had no objection to Su Shi in the Northern Song Dynasty, but had great disagreement on the Southern Song Dynasty. Lu Jianyan thinks it is Lu You, everyone is named Lu, and he personally likes Lu You; Fifth Yi feels that Li Qingzhao's love life is easy to start some strange tasks. The main thing is that there is no more female representative, feminist organization This game will be brought to death; Lou Yixian insists that it is Xin Qiji, because Xin Qiji is also the representative of the uninhibited poetry. Have you ever heard of "Su Xin"? There must be a connection between each pair, right? Otherwise, did he not memorize these things in the college entrance examination?

[Thousands of miles don't stay] The girl passed by is a representative of the Ming Dynasty, a few of the Western three treasures **** Zheng He, who is not like a father-in-law, is preparing to sail in a port and go to see such a big world.

According to Qian Li, Zheng He is actually a good guide. As long as the player shows proper courage and adventurous spirit, and don't ask sensitive questions about the integrity of other people's bodies, he can be recognized by Zheng He.

As soon as Lu Jianyan got off the line, Brother Lu's phone call came in. He was very clear about his brother's schedule. He almost clicked in and succeeded without interrupting his brother to play the game.

"What are you proud of that you would rather not bother me playing games but also bother me at work?"

"Uh," Brother Lu silently silenced on the phone before realizing that his brother was different from him. For him, whoever interrupted him to play games would kill his life, but for his brother Not always. Thoughtful but not thoughtful, right! "In short, brother, can you take care of me ..."

"You know the consequence of letting me take care of my loved ones is that it will be delivered to the next door." Lu Jianyan had to interrupt his whimsical brother. Why is it that there is no contradiction after all? He still has to create a contradiction that is innocuous.

"No, no, no, I'm not talking about kisses in reality, it's games."

Brother Lu didn't actually love death so much, and he could take care of his pets himself, and didn't need to ask his brother again.

"Do you have a pet in the game?" Lu Jianyan didn't know if he should ask his brother first. You are so caring, do you know that you have rabbits outside? It is better to ask his brother first when the rivers and lakes opened the pet system. Are pets addictive or otherwise? He had kept the medicine for so long, and never thought of raising another one.

Yes, he has kept the medicine for so long, so why never thought of raising another one?

Even if the building was idle for a while, it was like an alarm clock that didn't want to stop crying. If there was a guy in the sky who loved his daughter for a while, he was thinking about whether to have a child. He always feels that his daughter is very lonely and lonely. God knows how to see the high-end emotion of "loneliness" from the face of a baby who is a few months old.

"The battle pet system was opened at the 20th level, even though I had bound pets in the beginning, the lottery opportunity in the VIP gift bag was drawn, don't be too envious."

Lu Jianyan didn't envy this kind of thing, although he remembered that what he got was just a spicy chicken attribute stone that was useless after level 15. He was just wondering: "Why don't I have a pet?"

"How do I know, do you want to ask if the medicine is safe?" Brother Lu has been in a state of grave concern over the fact that his relatives were taken care of by the medicine and sent to the next room for recuperation. Even Mother Lu and Father Lu knew about the "little contradiction" between Brother Lu and Yaowu, but Mother Lu didn't take it seriously. Recently, she has more important things to care about, like her daughter is It's not like falling in love again, it's like how to prevent your son from meeting a certain scumbag.

"Do you want me to help you take care of your pets?" Lu Jianyan interrupted his brother and continued to spread his brain.

"Yes!" Brother Lu nodded, "Please, brother, this is the only request of my life!"

"How many unique requests have you made in your life?" Lu Jianyan remembered, probably starting as early as when Brother Lu went to primary school? What was it for? Did you hide the papers after the exam? Don't want to eat fried eggs, ask Lu Jianyan to help him eat it? Or was it a toy at the school gate, but the pocket money was spent?

Brother Lu's only request in his life was too much and too trivial. Lu Jianyan felt that even if he put out a list according to the picture, he might not be able to think of it all.

Although this is the case, Lu Jianyan promised his brother to help him take care of his pet in the game.

"Jianghu Online" has specially launched the function of fostering pets with friends, because it is said that this **** game aims to be true. If pets have not been fed by their owners for a long time, they will be prone to depression or starvation. This always reminded Lu Jianyan of the kind of Pokemon video game machine he played when he was a kid. His heart was always touched by that inferior electronic watch, for fear that Pikachu would die if he didn't pay attention to him.

The benefits of such a game design are also obvious. One is to allow players to have a care and not to give up the game easily; the second is to increase the interaction between friends in the game; the third is to increase the player's playability in disguise and a little bit. Promotional means, your friend ’s pet is so hot and cute, but it ’s not yours after all, do you not want to get one yourself?

So, starting from that afternoon, Lu Jianyan officially got an ancient beast-roar.

"Roar" comes from the ancient book "Taoyu Yutan", which describes the creature in this book: it is shaped like a rabbit, with two ears long and only a few feet long. The lion is afraid, and Guy Roar is drowned and rotten.

The meaning of the translation is almost that the roar grows like a rabbit, but it is not large, only 2 or 30 centimeters long. Even the lion is afraid of it, because its body fluid will be corroded when it touches it.

Small body, typical representative of large energy.

The game team also intentionally expressed in the introduction of the war pet, roar ≠ 犼, although the word length is very similar, the pronunciation is the same, but these are two completely different ancient beasts. Often people get it wrong, including a certain Wikipedia. But it must be said that in different ancient records, it was clearly written that the former is like a rabbit and the latter is like a dog; the former's role is unknown, and the latter's role is to wait for the emperor to go on tour, also known as the emperor.

Mr. Lu Jianyan always felt that this one, which was also named as a kiss, was no different from the gray folded ear raised by his brother in the three dimensions. It was only a little bit bigger, but his face was written with the meaning of "I am super fierce" .

In fact, Mr. Lu Jianyan felt that this roar was the gray ears of his younger brother. Don't ask him why he thought so, it was just a feeling, not reasonable.

Of course, this is impossible, right?

...

If Xiao Tu knew the speculation from Lu Jianyan, he would definitely say that it is theoretically impossible, but if you have a friend who is a hacker, everything is impossible.

Xiao Tu's system once told Xiao Tu, don't think that your small league will not be found by the main brain.

The small alliance here is really a very small and very small alliance. To be precise, there are only three people in the alliance, including Xiao Tu, the "liar" who gave Xiao Tu the fortune-telling, and the "brother control" which is a great hacking technology. ".

Obviously, these nicknames are synonymous, and the specific name of Xiao Tu will not be disclosed casually.

Although they have only three people in this small league, they have done nothing small. Everyone has a different past and mission. The only thing that can be said today is that more than ten years ago, Because of a big vote, the younger brother led the master to dispatch ten monitors to find and arrest him. He is now in a special prison.

Xiao Tu's system also asked Xiao Tu: [What did he do? I have never seen the main brain so angry. 】

Xiao Tu's answer was: [The reason on the bright side is that he hid the planet from which he was born, and permanently withdrew from the taskman's strategy list, even the main brain could not find out which planet was. 】

System: [What about the secret? 】

Xiao Tu's face was innocent: [Everything said secretly, how do I know? 】

Although the system didn't believe Xiao Tu didn't know, Xiao Tu could not say that he was killed. There was no way for the system. He could not even threaten Xiao Tu to say, if you didn't tell me, I would give you up to the master brain. Because, because Xiao Tu is unique, it doesn't want to lose him, even if he doesn't trust it.

Xiao Tu, as a friend controlled by his brother, also has some black technology controlled by his brother. As an emergency prop to prevent the system from becoming useless or betrayed, it includes the omnipotent network that can easily invade any network with insufficient technology level. key, spoon.

But neither Xiao Tu nor Dikong could think of it. Even if there is a panacea, Xiao Tu can be a rabbit in the third dimension, and can only be a rabbit in the second dimension.

Xiao Tu: So tired, I won't love anymore.

...

To transfer foster care pets, Lu Jianyan and Lu Jianchan must first be close friends with an intimacy of 80 or more.

Originally, Lu Jianyan wanted to give the two numbers to Jiang Brother, but his brother Lu refused to touch him as a treasured game number, so in the end, it was only Lu Jianyan who called Lu's mother. A one-time password that controls the time when his brother goes online, and guarantees that he will never spoil his brother.

Originally, Brother Lu and Yan Jianyan said that it was good to wait for Lu Jianyan to get off work at night, but Brother Lu could n’t wait for an instant to come to Lu Jianyan ’s company, for fear that his baby ’s battle pet would have melancholia, and beg to death. With his brother, when he agreed to play now.

Lu Jianyan has a spare holographic cabin in the company for his lunch break.

Brother Lu used his holographic capsule to board his own number, and then brushed up the intimacy with the substitute drills who went to the Lu Jianyan number. Mr. Lu Jianyan felt that this was his brother's excuse for playing games.

Brother Lu came from class truancy and was always very nervous. He has been urging the practice to be quicker. He managed to rush back to the ladder classroom before the professor named his class. Coming and going like the wind makes people helpless.

The secretary who was responsible for picking up Brother Lu into the head office and sending him away had to say something in front of his president: "Three young are still young."

You have to suppress the anger, boss.

Lu Jianyan rubbed the temples on both sides. He felt his nerves hurt: "I'm not angry that he skipped class, do you know? He has gone to college, and life without class was incomplete. But the point is why he Being able to think so without IQ, he will not be discovered by his parents when he enters the head office! "

Lu Jianyan and his mother promised that he would not spoil his brother!

I dare not say that everyone in the company knows Brother Lu, but at least the old employees know him, even when they watch Brother Lu grow up.

Brother Lu is a coquettish bag. From childhood to president, he always loved to stick to his parents or siblings. He would not prevent his parents from going to work, but he would strongly demand to go to work with his parents. The suite in the parent's office was almost Brother Lu's second bedroom. He would rather lie on his side and play on his own rather than go home and play with the babysitter.

This situation remained unanimously until Brother Lu went to middle school.

Lu Jiancang came into and out of the head office so carelessly that he would naively think that as long as his brother did not say it, his parents would not know. Growing up in the same family, why can Lu Jianchan be so sweet?

"Remember to seal it." Lu Jianyan instructed Miss Secretary before burying herself in the file pile.

Miss Secretary just dared to say in her heart that this is probably why San Shao is still so naive, because there will always be someone who will clean up the mess for him, and you are definitely one of the "culprits".

"He's still young." Even if the secretary and lady didn't say anything, Lu Jianyan still gave herself a strong respect.

Miss Secretary still didn't speak, but she had belly slurs. She's gone to college. Twenty years old, still young? Giant baby? If I remember correctly, you and the young lady were already internships in the company when they were 20 years old.

However, as soon as the floor was so small, Brother Lu seemed to be really small.

Soon, Lu Jianyan regretted being so kind to his brother. To be precise, after Lu Jianyan got into the game, he found that he was red because of a move by his brother ...

The swiftness of red, the suddenness of red, is like a wild fire, and it is instantaneous.

Lu Jianyan's reason is not that after an afternoon's hard work, he has directly approached his brother's throne, but the story he and he and he and she have to tell. Yes, there are so many of him, the situation is a bit complicated. Regarding this 818, because of too many posts, I have to reopen the second floor again, only one afternoon.

Without waiting for Lu Jianyan to ask what was happening, the biography of Jiang Ge, Yao Wu Niu and [Thousands of Miles Without Remaining] had already arrived, and they all expressed their apologies to him at the beginning.

Jiangcheng is nonsense everywhere: [Boss, sorry, this is the negligence of the new recruits in our studio. I know this sounds like an intern is being blamed, but this is true. He just came to the studio a few days ago, and today we were doing the task together. I think letting him follow the big army and familiarize with the process should not have any major problems, who knows ...] Behind is a series of compensation and Remedy the problem. This is why Lu Jianyan and others have been cooperating with Jiang Ge. He is very moral.

The medicine is safe: [Sorry, I didn't hold back, it's troublesome for you. 】

Thousands of miles did not stay: [Sorry, God, I spoke for a while, and said something inappropriate ...]

So what happened?

This is also from the afternoon of Brother Lu on the line, using the "One Kill One Day" and Lu Jianyan's [Qi Zuzu] to talk about intimacy.

Basically everyone who has played the game knows how to brush intimacy. Generally, there are two channels. Either team up to play games, brush up copies, do activities to accumulate, or send flowers and gifts to warm up quickly.

The former requires time, and the latter requires only money.

For Brother Lu, who ca n’t afford anything without money, naturally it ’s the most convenient way to smash money. Brother Lu considers himself to be awesome. He did n’t let the driller spend his brother ’s money. Got his own money.

Brother Lu does not have a job, and his money is naturally his old New Year's money plus pocket money given by his parents and siblings. At first, the money was cheated by An singer, but eventually Lu Jianyan managed to recover some of it, and Lu Jianyan and sister Lu quietly made up for the younger brother. This boy still thinks that his brother and sister are all capable, and they can return all the money they cheated away. There is no better person in this world than his brother and sister!

And just like most vulgar online games, rivers and lakes can not avoid vulgarity in many places to create hidden benefits for the tyrant dads, for example, when the tyrant dads spend money to a certain amount, they will go to small TV. This can satisfy the vanity of the tyrant's father, as well as the flaunting psychology of those pursued by the tyrant's father.

In order to smash directly from 0 to 80, Brother Lu chose a soft sister coin prop that would not be restricted by the daily increase in intimacy value-weapon appearance.

It must be said here that in order to serve the increasing value of the party, the game team deliberately introduced the appearance of this thing, which clearly wrote "we are making you money", there will be no gain effect, nor any additional incidental The ability is just to change the appearance of the player's existing weapons and equipment, and each one is still expensive. However, there are still countless appearances of party players influx, and even the purpose of some people playing rivers and lakes has become the appearance of the complete department.

Miracles.

So, the noise came, and the unlucky game planning team of the rivers and lakes also drafted a special gift for the local tyrants--every shopping user of the highest-level holographic cabin, that is, VIP player, can enjoy the full one-off Privileges to buy the existing full look.

Ordinary players can only accumulate a little bit, and some still have special appearances only for certain festivals.

However, local tyrants can be willful. Except for the word "special", regardless of the launch of the event, but the store and the merchant, as long as the VIP players can afford the money, they can satisfy their obsessive-compulsive disorder at one time.

The gift of this full set of appearances is also allowed, and will directly default to the full value of intimacy, and the small TV will advertise.

Therefore, in the bland afternoon that has not yet reached the "running in the sunset", all the players who are hanging on the line will be fortunate to witness together. Thriller scene.

——Since ancient times, swords are bestowed on heroes and pink fans. The players [every day kills] spends a lot of money, just for the blog players [Qizu Zuchan] smile ...

BALABALA's shameful sentence echoed round and round on the small TV.

The intimacy value is full, but the players in the full service also exploded.

When everyone was still betting when the second full service surpassed the first, and whether there would be a split situation between them, the first pair confessed.

One can imagine the gossip heart that everyone was about to move at that moment.

In fact, even if there is no first and second titles, so far there has not been a tyrant with a full appearance, which is enough for everyone to gossip. Those players who don't pay attention to who are on the leaderboard are so aware of Lu Jianyan. Some tyrants have bought a full set of appearances for themselves, and some have bought their own trumpet, but no one will buy them for others, even their own "rivals." To what extent can others see this well in order to make the tyrant so crazy.

One is a fighting lunatic, a high-cold male god, inexplicably very CP.

But the climax of the afternoon story, when here, can only be said to be just a warm-up.

The author has something to say: Lu Jianyan: _ (: з ”∠) _ Actually, I am living in Tom Su's online game novels, right?

There is no cure: Don't you think that if you write a story from the perspective of the offense in online games, the general offense will definitely be better than Su Su?

The first master in the full service and the gang in the first service only make friends with other masters. The high-cold clothes are still loved by everyone. They can be swept if they are well equipped. They can also be swept if they are not well equipped. They are thousands of girls or boys. Male god, everyone knows his shining and shining name;

Sanyuanli is certainly an overbearing president. His friends are rich second-generations, his career is booming, and he has no time to play games ...

Therefore, if the taskman is going to take the line of the monarch in the **** online game stalk, then you as the attacker will definitely be better than him.

Lu Jianyan: ... I always feel that Su's angle is not right.