Peerless Genius System

Tan Ningfu reported the situation, and the flight attendant also came over and solemnly warned the tall, thin young people not to harass them and affect their normal work. Therefore, the entire first-class passengers were aware of the situation, and everyone was He sneered, expressing deep contempt for this kind of behavior, and even a woman reprimanded: "It's really getting worse in the world, I want to pick up girls when I take a plane, and I think I am Wu Yanzu!"

The tall and thin young man was embarrassed and thought to himself: Is it still a crime to pursue girls?

But he is obviously not an idle master. No, it didn't take long for him to be introduced to Xiao Luo who was across the aisle.

"Dude, it's fate to be on the same plane. My name is Wang Yanzu, brother, your name is... I said eldest sister, what kind of eyes do you have? My name is Wang Yanzu. I've been named this since I was a child. If you don't believe me, I will do it now. Let me show you my ID."

When the tall and thin young man said his name, the woman who had scolded him just turned her head and cast a look of contempt and contempt. He explained it immediately, then took out his ID card, and the sharp-eyed person looked at it. It's clear, ouch, this person is actually called Wang Yanzu.

A name made everyone in the first class amused, and the atmosphere became relaxed.

Wang Yanzu? !

Xiao Luo shook his head and chuckled, not knowingly.

"Dude, what's your name? Let's get to know each other." Wang Yanzu said.

"Xiao Luo."

Xiao Luo responded lukewarmly, he didn't really want to talk to this guy, he just wanted to stay quiet for a while.

"This name is good, it doesn't lose its personality and connotation, and it makes people very comfortable to hear. The clothes you wear are also very suitable for your figure, and your personality is elegant. Your dress is very tasteful, and it is not ordinary at first glance. You are a layman, with a ruddy face and a spring breeze, you can see at a glance that you are a person who has a regular life, can maintain, and has a successful career." Wang Yanzu gave a thumbs up and said a lot.

"Are you a salesman?" Xiao Luo asked lightly.

Wang Yanzu was shocked: "Hey, how did you know."

"Being able to speak well, and to flatter yourself, there is only one profession of salesman." Xiao Luo said bluntly.

Many passengers around heard it and couldn't help laughing again.

Wang Yanzu seriously corrected Xiao Luo's statement: "Brother,

That's not how I say it. I call it praising others. Praising others is an art and a kind of self-cultivation. How can I use the word flattery to describe it. "

Xiao Luo stopped talking, this is a chatterbox, and he is very sure that this guy definitely wants to sell him products.

Sure enough, Wang Yanzu's next sentence was: "Brother, this is my business card, I sell insurance, it doesn't matter if you buy it or not, we will be friends, but I have to tell you that there are three kinds of people in this life. No matter how you buy insurance, you won't suffer. The first is endowment insurance. Everyone will get old.

This is definitely useful; the second is serious illness insurance, everyone will get sick, if not, it is mostly because of an accident, and there is no time to buy it; there is also accident insurance, to avoid the loss of people, money and people, There is no money, but there is money, and there is no debt left. "

"I do not need!"

Xiao Luo rudely refused.

Seeing that the customer's resistance was high, Wang Yanzu temporarily changed the topic: "Don't worry, I'm just giving you a general knowledge of insurance. I didn't say you must buy it. By the way, brother, how about guessing a riddle for you?" No When Xiao Luo replied, he said to himself, "A man with long legs and a name for dessert with one or two characters."

Xiao Luo thinks it's funny. If you want to talk about jokes, Zhang Dashan is the patriarch. After staying with Zhang Dashan for a long time, he naturally gets a lot of attention. For example, the mystery that Wang Yanzu is talking about now is what Zhang Dashan said before.

He said the answer without hesitation: "Cake!"

Hopefully this guy will stop after he answers himself.

"Okay, it turns out that my brother is also an old driver." Wang Yanzu said in surprise.

"Why cake?" A woman next to her interjected curiously.

Wang Yanzu smiled slyly and explained, "With long legs, a man's egg is tall, so it's called a cake."

Such a meaningful explanation instantly made the woman's face blushed. The first class cabin was not very big, and the flight attendant Tan Ningfu also heard it, and there was a slight blush on her cheeks.

Being able to attract the attention of the girl he likes, Wang Yanzu is even more excited, and patted Xiao Luo on the shoulder: "Brother, since you know that men's long legs refer to cakes, then you must also know what women's long legs refer to? "

"Lipstick, how simple." A male passenger replied loudly.

Lipstick? Lips... high?

Oh my God!

Such a connotation, such a filth, made all the female passengers who had recovered their faces blushed.

For a time, Wang Yanzu became the focus. Men have a train in their hearts. Once they start, they will run "dirty" all over the world. Many men have joined such a topic of pornographic jokes.

Xiao Luo was at leisure, he put on his headphones and listened to the song, closed his eyes and rested his mind, and almost put up a sign and wrote two words: Do not disturb!

He didn't object to such a dirty joke, but he couldn't ask him to talk about such a topic with a guy he had just met for less than ten minutes.

At this time, an old man got up to go to the bathroom, but suddenly fell to the ground after walking a few steps, and his wife suddenly howled in a heart-wrenching way: "Someone, come here, save my wife! "

Hearing the voice, Tan Ningfu left the flight attendant's seat and ran over. After roughly checking the old man who had fainted on the ground, she immediately notified the flight attendant on the plane: "A guest has fainted!"

Not long after, the purser and the safety officer rushed to the first class cabin.

"What's the matter?" the chief flight attendant asked anxiously at the old man's wife.

"I don't know, I don't know, please save my wife quickly, please..." The old woman tightly held the old man's hand and cried to the people around her.

The flight attendant made a decisive decision and said to Tan Ningfu, "Hurry up and ask if there is a doctor on the plane!"

"Yes"

Tan Ningfu went to the broadcast room and shouted to Mai, "Is there a doctor? Is there a doctor on the plane? Please come to the first class cabin, an old man fainted, if there is a doctor on the plane, come to first class immediately cabin."

The radio rang several times in a row, but no one came.

"Don't you have a doctor?"

The purser, who was doing the simplest care, sighed heavily. She rushed to the security guard, "Contact the headquarters and inform them of the old man's condition, and request to land at a nearby airport, hurry up!"

A staff member left in a hurry, came back soon, shook his head and said, "The nearest airport is Xia Hai, and it will take an hour and a half to arrive. The headquarters has contacted Xia Hai's airport and asked them to prepare for rescuing the patient."

"Is it enough time?"

The purser looked at the old man with his eyes closed and his face full of pain, and his heart was beating wildly. () "Peerless Genius System" only represents the author's crazy views. If you find that its content is in violation of national laws, please delete it. The position is only committed to providing a healthy and green reading platform.

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