Path of Medicine With a System

Chapter 97 Don't mess around, eels have teeth

This world is miraculous. In just ten years, the world has changed in a dazzling way. It seems that people lived in primitive society ten years ago, and then suddenly one day, they saw the world!

Especially for some people, after entering the work industry from school, regardless of any industry, these newcomers have seen the world and opened their eyes.

Of course, some special people are not counted, only the little people who don't have much knowledge.

The same is true for Zhang Fan. Although there were few people in Quark before, he has seen some things, such as two married people with families, cuddling in a ktv, "I'm married now, no, no!"

It's so bold, it's so unscrupulous, Zhang Fan's eyes turn green, aren't they afraid of gossip?

After arriving at Chasu, I have seen the great sky even more. Breast augmentation (a), facelift, and eye opening are all trivial things. Some people even want to beautify the chrysanthemums.

Really, Zhang Fan almost felt that he came from Mars at that time, and the people on earth are so good at playing.

How would you describe the person who asked for a beauty treatment for chrysanthemums? Let's put it this way, it was midsummer.

The weather was scorching hot, and the director of the anorectal department took his young daughter-in-law away. Zhang Fan had been acting as the director of the anorectal department for a few days, and when he was about to get off work in the afternoon, a young woman came.

Why is it called a young woman? There is an explanation for this. She exudes a mature atmosphere all over her body, and her figure is full of roundness.

The upper body is wearing a set of small clothes that are not considered suspenders, but they are not too wide, and the lower body is wearing a skirt that is neither super short nor long. The worst thing is that she has slits on both sides of this thing.

Any movement, or a slightly bigger one, can definitely reach the point where curious men rush to bet on color, maybe this is concealment but not revealing.

At that time, in Zhang Fan's mind, he finally understood why light was so attractive.

She said that she had hemorrhoids, lying on the examination bed, Zhang Fan began to check.

But when he saw her chrysanthemums, Zhang Fan was quite puzzled. In summer, why the chrysanthemums are like hands in winter, open everywhere, and it is a cracked scene.

Before the puzzlement was over, he opened his mouth and spoke quite standard Mandarin. Not only Zhang Fan, but even the nurse beside him almost dropped their eyeballs in surprise.

"Doctor, if it is convenient,

By the way, give me a facial around the chrysanthemum to make it look smoother and smoother, okay? "

But today, when Quark 120 delivered the patient number, Zhang Fan knew that the patient number today was quite similar to the one back then.

At the end of October and November, the tea season, the temperature is already below zero.

Some people have already put on the down jackets and cotton coats that were pressed in the box. Shao Hua had already put on thick clothes for Zhang Fan, in case he would freeze. There used to be a mother who was afraid of him being cold, but now there is a His cold daughter-in-law!

But today, when this patient came out from 120, Zhang Fan frowned directly.

Four or five pairs of long legs stretched as high as the sky, boots along the knees, leather jackets and skirts.

There is a fluffy collar on the Korean version of the large leather jacket, let alone the fluffy ones, but the exposed thighs are shining brightly, making the light in the car a little bit brighter.

Looking at the face again, one can tell at a glance that the cosmetics used are expensive, and there is no wrinkle on the collagen-filled face.

But if you take a closer look at their necks, the flickering wrinkles still remind them of their age.

The patient lying on the stretcher, although his complexion was sallow, still had eyeliner drawn, lips painted, and long eyelashes seemed to be stained with coal particles.

"Go back and tell the director of your county hospital that we have nothing to do with him!" Chasu's emergency center picked up the patient and sent the 120 of Quake County to leave, but they finally spoke up.

After Zhang Fan heard it, he looked at it again, no wonder Shi Lei couldn't handle it anymore, he didn't even have the idea of ​​calling an expert.

"What's the matter?" Zhang Fan didn't go up first, and the doctor in the emergency center went up to ask about the medical history.

The woman on the flat car said: "I have a hemorrhoid. I originally thought about minor surgery, but the gang from the county hospital made it so hard that I can't even get out of the toilet!"

Then, several other people started chattering.

"Okay, okay, one of the family members will stay, and the others will go out first."

After the doctors in the emergency center vacated the field, they called the nurses in. In medical treatment, there is a rule that for the examination of the opposite sex, a staff member of the same gender as the patient must be present.

After the nurse came in, Zhang Fan stood aside and watched the doctor on duty in the emergency center doing the examination.

With the leader around, the doctor's attitude is also extraordinarily gentle.

"Tell me what's going on?"

The doctor is polite, and it is the largest hospital in the area, and the patient's attitude is much better.

"I used to have some hemorrhoids. The county hospital said it was a minor operation, so they performed the operation on me. As a result, now I eat, dare not eat, sleep, and can't sleep. I get angry at everything.

Look at it, look at it, they made it like this for me. After speaking, Zhang Fan took off his pants and took a look.

Seeing this, he knew it in his heart. "Okay, let's take it to the anorectal department. A second operation is necessary."

After speaking, Zhang Fan left the examination room.

Chrysanthemum, in the human body, is not valued, in fact, this organ is quite complicated.

The nerves of the anal skin are highly abundant, and the coordination of the sphincter complex is no worse than that of the lips. There are even times when the coordinated movement here goes beyond the lips.

But, some people, I don’t know what they think, they don’t treat constipation well, some swallow eels, or swallow them alive, some drink oil, they drink tons of oil in bottles.

Let’s not talk about other things, this thing has teeth, and the strength of human stomach acid is very high, but the amount is not enough.

The rice field eel entered the stomach, and after being burned, it hurts, can you not be anxious, and bite wherever it catches. If you don't bite your internal organs to pieces, you will be sorry for your guts to swallow others alive.

Ton! Ton! Ton! I don’t know if the fat I swallow is greasy or not, but it’s like drinking Coke. When the stool comes out like a whip, I don’t even have time to untie my belt.

It is a pity that after the oil and water are drained, the liver is also damaged, and the constipation will still be constipation.

There are even more strange people who are constipated, and the kaiserlu doesn’t work well, so they can get it anyway, any glass bottle, any glass ball, it seems that they can be stuffed into anything that feels smooth and round.

Really, you can't mess around, people, being able to exhaust and defecate smoothly without pain is a great joy in life.

To tell you the truth, this place is very delicate, don't say you are fooling around, even in the hospital, the doctors are very careful about the operation on the chrysanthemum.

Because once there is a problem in this place, it will definitely plant a very uncomfortable hidden danger in the life of the patient in the future.

Therefore, the goal of all chrysanthemum surgery is to reduce the damage to the skin and surrounding sphincter as much as possible on the premise of relieving the pain.

When Zhang Fan saw it, he didn't ask the emergency center to deal with it. If it was a perianal abscess, it would be fine to deal with it in the emergency center. However, this woman's chrysanthemum was not suitable for emergency center treatment and had to be hospitalized.

After the doctor in the emergency center called the doctor in the anorectal department, the patient was sent to the anorectal department.

Zhang Fan thought about it and followed.

In the anorectal department, Zhang Fan was a few minutes late when he heard several women chattering in the treatment room, "It's endless, this is here for the hospital, it's not for you to watch and watch, it's a small movie no?

A few doctors saw it just now, and now I have to see it again. I’m addicted to taking off my pants, right? "

"It was checked at the emergency center, why didn't you go to the hospital there!"

Zhang Fan shook his head when he heard the anorectal doctor say this to the patient outside the door.

The anorectal department can't get up, there are few patients, and the doctors are holding the hospital's average award, and they feel unbalanced, going round and round, each with resentment.

The hospital also wants to let the anorectal department stand up as soon as possible, but it is too difficult to train doctors.

The head nurse of the anorectal department greeted Zhang Fan loudly, "Dean Zhang, you are here!"

Zhang Fan was crying and laughing in his heart, just like the old bustard in Yingbin Building, when the doctor inside heard that Zhang Fan had come, he didn't dare to fight anymore.

The head nurse accompanied Zhang Fan into the treatment room, "What is this for? You're here again. Why didn't you see enough? Come and see it again!"

The person who accompanied the patient, who had been pissed at the county hospital, was treated so badly by the anorectal doctor, and then saw Zhang Fan, and there was spark in his words.

Zhang Fan pretended not to hear it, "Does the doctor's code require you to explain the illness to patients with this attitude?

Why not explain the condition clearly to the patient? Is this an anorectal department? Are you a doctor in this department? "

The tone was not harsh at all, and the expression was not serious, but not only the doctors on duty, but even the head nurse of the anorectal department changed their faces.

"I'm sorry! I have a bad attitude, please forgive me!" The doctor on duty couldn't blush any more. If you don't even have the awareness to serve others and be managed by others, it's better to start your own business.

"This is our dean!" The head nurse hurriedly came out to explain, fearing that the patient would say something embarrassing.

"Okay, hurry up and see a doctor for my sister!"

The other party glanced at Zhang Fan a few more times, and although he didn't say anything more, he didn't have a good face.

To be honest, many people think that the authority is the most powerful. In fact, for ordinary people, it may or may not urinate for authorities.

I am not guilty, I am the uncle.

But in one city, one stands for the truth, the power of these two industries in China cannot be underestimated.

Zhang Fan didn't care about what the other party said at all. He was also a herbivore and understood the other party very well. And no matter what industry or occupation the other party is in, once she enters the hospital, she is a patient.

The anorectal doctor saw that although Zhang Fan didn't pursue the matter any further, his guts felt so remorseful that his intestines were almost knotted and twisted.

With something on his mind, his movements became chaotic. He didn't even think about it, and he was about to start with the film gloves.

"Bring the rubber ones! Saving is not like this!" Zhang Fan's tone was very severe this time.

"Okay, okay! Yuan Zhang, I know I was wrong." Hearing Zhang Fan's stern words, he felt relieved.

They knew very well that if Zhang Fan made severe criticism on the spot, they would not pursue it afterwards. They were afraid that Zhang Fan would not get angry, and then Ouyang would climb out again. Can make you up and down.

Putting on rubber gloves, the anorectal doctor said very gently: "You relax, let me check your anus (a), yes, that's it, don't be tense, yes, the sphincter is open, relax a little."

Watching the doctors in the anorectal department start the examination, Zhang Fan said to several family members: "There can't be too many people in the examination room, otherwise it will cause accidental infection of the patient. You wait outside for a while. If there is anything wrong, I will call you."

Filed out, the fashion fur team filed out.

After the examination, the anorectal doctor looked at Zhang Fan with a hesitant expression on his face.

"Tell me about the test results!"

"The contraction of the sphincter is obviously not strong enough, but it feels quite stiff during the inspection, as if the muscle has been tense to a threshold."

"Come on, let me have a look!" Zhang Fan gently let the doctor in the anorectal department put on rubber gloves and apply paraffin oil.

"Don't be nervous, the hospital's repeated inspections are for better treatment of your disease, not intentionally tormenting you, you relax!"

Tone, this person, a lot of people are soft and not hard, of course, there are also hard and soft.

Zhang Fan's tone was gentle, and he tried his best to imitate Lu Lao's attitude of checking patients. I don't know why, maybe it's his age or his personal cultivation. It's strange that the old man's words, even casual words, can be heard by patients with respect. Strange.

"Ok!"

After the group of relatives and friends was invited out, the patient seemed a little embarrassed to face the team of two men and one woman, and the voices of the answers all had a sense of embarrassment.

"Relax, relax! My fingers are about to go in, you relax." With one hand on the hip, he gently exerted force, with a force of breaking apart.

The digital examination of chrysanthemum sounds very gorgeous, but it seems very ambiguous. But, to be honest, few people are willing to refer patients.

No matter how bright and glamorous people are, this place is also the place where grains are discharged!

In fact, for anorectal diseases, the doctor only needs to gently open the cheeks, and most patients do not need to insert a painful anus (a) portoscope for inspection!

When Zhang Fan's finger entered, he hurried to a kind of emptiness.

How to describe the normal chrysanthemum DMT, it is like feeding your girlfriend with cake cream on your hands, there is a sense of envelopment at this time, when it first enters, it is repulsion, and when it enters the deep part of the sphincter, it becomes internal suction.

And the patient's feedback to Zhang Fan was that when he first entered, the muscles were like bones stuck.

It's like your girlfriend biting with her teeth, but once you enter it, there is no muscle strength at all, just like entering an empty cotton wool without warmth.

"Talk about the main points of anorectal diagnosis, and let the patient listen to the symptom that matches her."

Zhang Fan asked questions while checking.

"Pain occurs intermittently, accompanied by blood, but it has nothing to do with defecation, and the high probability is anal fissure.

The pain was persistent and gradually worsened into a perianal abscess.

The pain improved and I felt a lump, which was a thrombosed external hemorrhoid.

Pain occurs intermittently, and the underwear is contaminated with secretions, which is an anal fistula.

If there is a lump protruding out, it may require manipulation to return it to the mole! "

"Well, it seems that your heart is still professional. Professionalism in business is enough, and you should cultivate your character more in the future."

After finishing speaking, he said to the patient, "You feel that your symptoms are very similar to the one he said."

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