Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty

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the next day.

Li Zexuan came to Yanhuang Academy early because he received news early in the morning: There is trouble in the academy~!

Just a little mess, but really hilarious.

Here's the thing: yesterday afternoon, some teachers from the academy who lived in Chang'an naturally went home when they saw the time, but a considerable number of the teachers were not from Chang'an, and their homes were far from the academy, so they "enjoyed it." "The treatment of living in a dormitory for the first time in my life.

However, this dormitory is different from any room they have lived in before~!

The classroom dormitories of Yanhuang Academy are similar to the teachers' dormitories of modern universities or middle schools, and correspondingly, the student dormitories are also the same as modern student dormitories.

The teachers who lived in this kind of dormitory for the first time, with the keys they received from Li Gang during the day, opened the room door smoothly, first lit the candlesticks in the room, and looked at the neat bed cabinets and quilts in the room, They are quite happy and feel that the environment here is better than some big inns in Chang'an City~!

Then they went to prepare to wash and sleep. They saw that there was a small room in the innermost part of the dormitory. Many people could guess that it was a place to wash. Go in and take a look. Well, there was a white ceramic washbasin and shiny water pipes. , There is actually a small fairy mirror~!

Everyone thinks this dormitory is really too extravagant~!

Then, and then, when they went to the toilet, they were instantly stunned~!

Well, this white and smooth pit is a thatched hut. They have used it during the day. Hey, it happened to be a pain in the stomach, so I pulled it, but this place is connected with the sleeping place~! And there is no water next to the toilet to flush the poop~! If pulled here, how can I sleep at night~?

(It should be noted that only the dormitory and bathhouse of Yanhuang Academy have water pipes for water supply. The rest of the buildings have relatively high floors and the overall water consumption is very large. It takes a lot of work to deliver a sufficient amount of water to the water tower at the top of the building. It is huge, and there is no water supply for these buildings. Therefore, in Guanghua Building, Red Building and other buildings, there will be a bucket of water next to the toilet)

Damn, this is not the most important point, the most important thing is that the person who finished pooping suddenly found that there was no toilet chip here~? Is this worth it~?

These people didn't pay attention to the roll of white toilet paper in the window next to it. Maybe even if someone saw it, they wouldn't think that these papers are used to wipe their butts~! After all, for ancient literati, paper was a very precious thing.

As a result, the voice of "calling for friends and friends" instantly sounded in many dormitories.

"Brother Sima, are you there~? Please help Han to get a toilet chip~!"

"Toilet fund~? Oh~! Then, brother Han, wait, someone goes out to look for it~!"

"Brother Shangguan, do you have toilet chips in your house~? Can you lend me some~?"

"Brother Yuwen, wait a minute, let me see...hey, there's no toilet chips in a certain house~!"

"Ah~? Brother Shangguan, can you go out and find one for me~! I remember that there is a bamboo forest behind our academy~!"

"That's okay, Brother Yuwen, wait a moment, I'll get two more pieces by the way~!"

This is the idea of ​​those who can be called "neighbors", but some people are assigned dormitories, and he doesn't know the people next to them. How should this be done~? You can't cut bamboo with your bare ass, right? Eh, it looks like it can be done~! Anyway, no one can see the dark lights at night...

So, no one thought that ten years later, the top university in the world, when it was just established, would actually appear such an unbearable picture:

"Oh~! Another one came, it smells so bad~!"

"Ouch~! This motherfucker is too stinky, isn't it~?"

(It can make a group of gentlemen speak foul language, one can imagine how stinky this is)

"No, I have to cut it back quickly~!"

"Hey, who the hell touched Lao Tzu's ass~? Damn, Lao Gong, is it you~? With so many calluses on your hands, it must be you~!"

Last night, the night was dark and windy, there was no moon, and there were no stars. It could be said that they couldn't see the five fingers. These people worked hard to find the bamboo forest, but they found that there were so many accomplices there, so the above dialogue took place. Li Zexuan had previously had a bamboo forest transplanted for the students to watch and cultivate, and they made him "smoky".

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"Mo Zhong, let all the gentlemen gather at the teachers' dormitory building~!"

When he came to Yanhuang Academy, Li Zexuan rushed to Mo Zhongdao next to him with a dark face.

Mo Huai is now the head of the physics department of the academy. He is also one of the giants of the academy. Mo Zhong and Mo Yun have no skills like Mo Huai. Li Zexuan felt that the two of them had good kung fu, and it was too wasteful to visit the door, so he let them run errands by his side and spread the word.

(23333, speaking of doorkeepers and errands, there seems to be little difference between the two)

"Yes, Mountain Chief~!"

A quarter of an hour later, all the gentlemen of Yanhuang Academy came to the downstairs of the teacher's dormitory. They saw that Li Zexuan's face was not very good. The people who lived in the academy last night bowed their heads in shame. They also looked very embarrassed. Obviously, they knew about the "frustration" that happened in the academy last night.

Li Gang came late. After all, he was old, so he didn't know it yet. Looking at this strange scene at the moment, the old man felt that his brain was not enough.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I am very sorry for what happened in the academy last night. I am responsible for this~! For many people, Yanhuang Academy is a new thing that has never been seen before, but I, the mountain chief, did not teach you how to use these new things in advance. This is because I didn't think carefully. Today I will take you and put the academy Familiarize yourself with all the things~! In the future, when students enter school, don't forget to teach all these to students~! "

Li Zexuan didn't blame them. His face was ugly because Yanhuang Academy had exposed too many problems on the first day of operation. These problems all proved that there was a big blind spot in his own thinking. These modern things in the academy, he himself seems to be very used to it, and it is very easy to use, but he ignores these people around him, but they are all from the Tang Dynasty~!

As a result, the physics teacher can't understand the formula with Arabic numerals in the book, and the resident teacher does not use ready-made toilet paper to go to the toilet, but goes out to chop bamboo with a bare butt~!

When everyone heard it, they secretly thought that today's mountain chief is really reasonable, so they all said politely: "Hey, the mountain chief is serious~!"

"Yeah~! No wonder the mountain chief~!"

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