One Step to The End

Kyrgyzstan has the habits of many grassland tribes. For example, drinking and banquet is to sit on the ground, each with a desk. The civil and military officials are arranged on both sides of the hall, divided into six rows according to their grades, and Emperor Jiwu sits alone on the small high platform in the middle. .

"My lord! Can you see this red wine..."

Zhao Guanren was studying a kind of fruit he had never seen before. A Hu nationality maid came over with a red wine. She knelt down beside him, holding the red wine in a white towel and handed it to him. He subconsciously said, "A bottle of 82 years. Lafite, let the emperor pay the bill!"

"This is Lafite in 82 years, made by Chateau Luo Chai..."

The maid tilted her head very cutely. Zhao Guanren looked up in amazement. A group of Hu nationality maids were all dressed in maid costumes. Lafite was also naked Lafite, just looking at the porcelain vase with a writing brush-Lafite in 1982. Xihe Town Luochai Winery pays tribute!

"I've been so insightful today..."

Zhao Guanren held a porcelain bottle of red wine with a face all over the face, and asked: "Why is it called Luochai Winery? I think this winery has been around for hundreds of years, right?"

"Yes!"

The maid said with a smile: "The Chateau Luo Chai is a century-old brand. It was there in the past. Drinking red wine, eating steak and appreciating the maid are their slogans. Because the founder's surname is Luo and Chafu was born, it is called Chateau Luo Chai. , Lafite is the name of one of his concubines!"

"Perfect! The lucky Rothschild family, sober up..."

Zhao Guanren couldn't laugh or cry and returned the wine to her. The maid was very professional in serving, tasting and sobering up the wine. A series of techniques made the three princesses bewildered. They all sat in the first row as distinguished guests, and the emperor grandson sat in them. On the opposite side, staring at Yong Ning fascinatingly.

"What to look at, it's disgusting..."

Yongning frowned in disgust, the prince kicked his son quickly, and the emperor grandson wiped his saliva awkwardly, but there was another irritable woman opposite Zhao Guanren's cheap fiancée.

"Come on! Everyone..."

Emperor Jiwu raised his tall glass and said loudly after sitting on the long case: "The first cup is to honor our honourable guests from afar, thank them for bringing friendship, and the second cup to my good son-in-law Zhao Yunxuan, thank you He has made great contributions to me, the third cup is to respect the two countries, the friendship is everlasting and peaceful coexistence!"

"Huh? Three toasts..."

The people of Shunguo were taken aback. No matter how low the degree of wine was, they couldn’t stand drinking like this, but the people of Jiguo stood up one after another. Both men and women raised their heads and killed them. Even Renfu Diji was no exception. It's a full cup.

"Isn't it? I can't lie down and go out so I can drink..."

Zhao Guanren was dumbfounded when he held the wine glass, but the prince smiled: "It's just red wine. If you get to our prairie, you will get three bowls of highland barley wine when you sit down. Besides, the rule of our country is that the guests do not drink and lie down, and the host does not accompany you. Okay, except for girls!"

"My mother! I have to sleep for one day tomorrow..."

Song Chizhu shook his head grinningly, and could only bite the bullet with the officials of the Ministry of Rites. Zhao Guanren was the same. After three consecutive glasses of red wine were poured, just a whole bottle of red wine was reimbursed. Zhao Guanren immediately felt that the wine was strong.

"Brother Shunguo is also great, let's have three more..."

A grassland fierce general came out with a big belly. The people of Shunguo only hate that they have no future, but they don’t want to lose the face of Shunguo. Five or six people can only drink while riding, not even riding a horse or drinking. All the excuses came out.

"I can't do it! After taking anti-inflammatory drugs for urinary tract infections, drinking too much alcohol will kill people..." Zhao Guanren is also scheming. If this is to let the opponent down, he has to drink and spray on the spot. It is really impossible to avoid it. , He stared at a person doing it, spitting into a napkin while drinking, and forced the grassland to coax the cowhide to vomit.

"Useless things, drag them out again..."

General Qilin personally went to the stage to toast. Zhao Guanren had already squatted down, and he was embarrassed to come to him for a drink again. As a result, Zuo Shi Lang of the Ministry of Rites suddenly screamed, and a long dragon spurted out of his mouth, lying on the ground and vomiting wildly.

"Oh!!!"

Jiguo Wenwu instantly cheered, even Emperor Jiwu jumped up and applauded, but when the people of Shunguo felt that they were bullying, suddenly four **** prairie girls ran out, singing and dancing around Zuo Shilang, and finally carried him out together.

"Masters, our prairie girl is very spicy..."

General Qilin laughed and said: "This is the rule on the grassland. The distinguished guests lie down while drinking and spend the night with the female relatives. Just now these four are the concubines of this general. If you want to sleep, you drink alcohol. The more you drink, the more sleep you will have. !"

"Then can I drink with the emperor?"

Song Chi Zhugui turned to look at Emperor Jiwu awkwardly, and Emperor Jiwu laughed boldly: "You want to sleep with my concubine, don't you? I am not a stingy person, let alone let you see it, as long as you spit out a yellow dragon, I send four concubines to wait for you to sleep!"

"The emperor! The next official respects you a bottle..."

Song eating pigs is also on the top. He jumped up suddenly and raised his head. The sober colleagues originally wanted to persuade, but the people of Kyrgyzstan were laughing and laughing. They realized that it was a true custom. The emperor would not let the queen and the noble concubine serve He didn't care about the rest of the little concubines at all.

"Emperor Grandson! You seem to be out of alcohol..."

Yong Ning didn't know what the idea was, and he walked up to the emperor grandson with the wine glass, and touched his wine glass lightly.

"sorry!"

The emperor grandson stood up flattered and raised the glass with both hands and said: "Princess! I am really bad at drinking, but as long as you let me drink, I will be happy to drink as much as you want!"

"Just have a drink! I wish us a good time together..."

Yongning squinted and cast a wink. The emperor and grandson might not have heard what she was saying. He looked ecstatic and drank the wine without hesitation. Yongning only drank half a cup and turned away.

"Good son-in-law! Have a drink with you for your mother..."

The empress empress dragged her phoenix robe and walked out in person. It is impossible to stay in Dashun, but Ye Jier is right. The empress is a stunner of the generation, and she is as beautiful as a big girl in her forties. , Looks like the eldest sister of San Di Ji.

"Mother-in-law! If my son-in-law vomits from this cup, you have to let my daughter-in-law accompany me..."

Zhao Guanren got up and winked at Sandiji. Who knows that Sandiji suddenly slapped the table hard and said angrily: "You scumbag still has a face to call my wife. You keep saying that they are masters of plagiarism, dare you dare to talk to Lay Baozhai? Confrontation in court?"

"shut up!"

Emperor Jiwu suddenly yelled: "I'm so spoiled with you on weekdays. You dare to speak nonsense on these occasions, and you won't apologize to your husband, otherwise I will tear down your broken flower beds and leave you no grass. !"

"Even if you tear down my bones, I will say today..."

Sandiji rushed out furiously, and pointed to Zhao Guanren in public and said, "This man is a deceiver who plagiarizes other people's poems to give himself a good name. I have already called Lay Baozhai. If you are a man, just follow him. Confrontation!"

"Bastard! Drag her out for me..."

Emperor Jiwu smashed the glass in anger, but Zhao Guanren raised his hand and smiled: "Master Yue! It's normal for a little wife to have a temper, let alone a daughter of a daughter, but if I can prove that the so-called Baozhai layman is plagiarism. , How are you doing, little daughter-in-law?"

"This is what you said..."

San Di Ji said loudly: "If you can prove that you did not plagiarize, Ben Ji will kowtow to you, pour tea from the back, make the bed, and listen to your orders. But if you can’t prove it, please drop off your marriage in court. Never come to pester me!"

"No problem! Please come, Lay Baozhai..."

Zhao Guanren smiled and sat at the case table, San Di Ji ran out and called people confidently, the scene suddenly became cold, and everyone returned to their seats.

"Yun Xuan!"

Emperor Jiwu sat back and said: "This girl of mine really spoiled me. Don't look at her in her twenties. She is just a little girl in her mind. Don't be familiar with her. Wait until she gives you a baby and becomes a mother. I'll be sensible in the future!"

"Yes! Qingqing is ignorant, and she apologized for her..."

The queen looked up helplessly and took a drink. Zhao Guanren also graciously responded with a drink, but Hong Luan asked again: "Yun Xuan! Didn't it mean that the scholars of Shilin made a fuss with you, and finally convinced your talents? , Why did Qing girl question you again?"

"nothing!"

Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "My parents arranged the marriage. I am a stranger. She naturally does not want to marry me, but I understand her feelings!"

"I don't need your understanding, as long as you dare to behave..."

San Di Ji suddenly jumped in from outside the hall, an old lady made you look good, and everyone looked out of the hall curiously.

Just look at a black and thin man in his thirties who actually wore a sloppy pink robe, a pink hat of the same color on his head, and two swaying little wings behind his hat, like a niche singing opera, shaking Strode in with a paper fan.

"Who said this young man plagiarized, please take it out..."

The Sao Bao man looked around arrogantly and suddenly met Zhao Guanren, who was gargle with red wine. Their eyes popped like toads, their mouths opened, and Zhao Guanren's mouth was filled with a "poof". The red wine squirted out.

"Fuck! Why are you here..."

Zhao Guanren jumped up like a spring. Unexpectedly, Sao Baonan shouted excitedly, rushed up and hugged him, and yelled excitedly: "Boss! I can count as finding you. It's really the emperor to live up to it." If you are interested, it's so hard for me to find you!"

"you……"

San Di Ji pointed at the two dumbfoundedly, and all the people in the hall were dumbfounded. They hugged each other no matter how well they were, and Zhao Guanren's expression was also extremely excited.

"Haha~"

Emperor Jiwu laughed and said, "Daughter! You also said that they were plagiarism. They were friends, okay? Only the two of them know who they are copying from!"

"Mr. Baozhai!"

San Di Ji angrily said: "You explain to me what is going on, don't you say that the poems are all original by you, don't you know Zhao Yunxuan?"

"its not right!"

Zhao Guanren suddenly woke up like a god, suddenly grabbed Lu's head and walked out of the hall. When he got to the corner, he asked uncertainly: "Big head! Why did you appear this year? You should be in the first year of the apocalypse, isn't it? Say... the year of the apocalypse will not happen this year?"