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After the Battle of Yangshui Pass, the name of the game character Heaven and Man came into the world more and more widely.

However, apart from the soldiers who saw the game characters incarnate in the Vajra Dharma with their own eyes, there are not many people of insight who really believe in them.

They all thought that this was the excuse that King Xiang made for surrender, and it was also a mythical story that Hodge had created for himself.

It is simply impossible for heaven and man to come to the world to protect him and make him the son of heaven.

But Hodge didn't explain it, he just ordered someone to keep the palm print near Yangshui Pass and build a temple there.

In the temple, a Vajra Arhat with three heads and eight arms is enshrined.

Its appearance and game characters are eight or nine points similar.

Time is constantly passing between heaven and earth.

In an instant, the game character was already seventy-two years old.

The game character who has broken through to the realm of condensing pills and dragon breath has a long life span, with a total life span of more than 800 years, so his face is still in his twenties, but his mother Lu Ying can't hold it anymore. .

Lu Ying was an ordinary person. If it wasn't for the elixir that Hodge gave her to prolong her life, she would have died long ago.

The only thing fortunate is that in the last period of time, the game character was always by her side.

The Zhang family has the merits of following the dragon, plus the strength of the game characters themselves, and now they are a rare noble in the world. After Lu Ying's death, he was buried in a glorious way.

Even Hodge himself took a look.

After another period of time, Zhang Dao, the younger brother of the game character, died.

He has not achieved much in this life. He has been looking at the shadow of his brother and father all his life, trying hard to move forward, but he has never been able to catch up.

But he wasn't in any pain.

There are game characters to shield him from the wind and rain. In this life, he has lived happier than many people.

After Zhang Dao died, it didn't take long for Lin Qianan to see the death of King Xiang, the father of the game character Zhang Shun, and even Hodge himself.

With the death of one old person, the age of the game characters is getting older day by day.

When Lin Qianan stopped fast-forwarding, the game character was over 130 years old.

However, for game characters, less than one-sixth of life has passed.

His face is still young, his qi and blood are more prosperous, and the true power contained in the inner core of martial arts is more pure.

Lin Qianan manipulated the game characters to walk through the magnificent buildings of Zhang Mansion, and after a while, he came to the ancestral hall.

Above the ancestral hall, there are several paintings hanging, among which are the parents of the game character, his younger brother, his niece and nephew, and even the game character himself.

At this time, an old man who cleaned the ancestral hall passed by.

[Chang Yu: Ancestor? Is your retreat over? 】

Lin Qianan manipulated the game character to turn around and glanced at the old man. He probably remembered that he was the great-grandson of the game character's nephew. He thought he was dead, but he did not expect to live a long life.

[Zhang Ren: I plan to leave the Zhang family. 】

Hearing the sound, Chang Yu nodded and smiled.

[Chang Yu: It’s time to go out for a walk. You have been sitting for more than ten years, ancestors. Even if you don’t need to eat or drink, it will be boring after a long time. 】

[Zhang Blade: I will not come back. 】

Zhang Yu was stunned for a moment, but immediately smiled.

[Chang Yu: Yes, it is time for you to go back, old ancestor. For a heavenly person like you, this mortal world is not a place to stay for a long time. 】

Lin Qianan knew that Chang Yu thought too much, but did not explain too much.

He left behind the "Dragon's Breath", "Xuanzhen Stealing the Heaven", "Listening to the Wind Sabre", "Nine Yang Zhenjing", and "King Kong Fugong" five exercises that he had prepared in advance, all of which were handed over to him. Changyu.

Then made an admonition.

[Zhang Ren: These five martial arts are my Xuan Gong. You choose your successors carefully, and don’t let people with a wrong heart learn these martial arts. 】

Zhang Yu nodded again and again.

[Chang Yu: Keep in mind the instructions of our ancestors. 】

Hearing the sound, Lin Qianan stopped taking pictures.

The acupuncture points in the game character's body are agitated, and the body is directly swept up in the air, flying to the sky.

In the following time, Lin Qian'an continued to practice his own martial arts while manipulating the game characters to travel the mountains and rivers.

The root bones of the game characters are getting stronger and stronger, the qi and blood are getting stronger, and the true power is getting more and more condensed.

But even so, it is still some distance away from the next realm of Ningdan [Interior Scene].

This is mainly limited by heaven and earth.

The energy concentration between heaven and earth is relatively low, and it takes a long time for game characters to accumulate enough energy to fill their martial arts inner elixir.

And even if it is full, if you want to open up the interior world at that time, you still need to practice the cultivation technique to enhance the spirit, otherwise the interior world will not be opened at all.

In every link, you can screen out unknown talents.

One can imagine how difficult it must be to practice in a world where the energy of heaven and earth is scarce.

Lin Qianan sighed, and the accumulated things should be left to time to do.

So, he started fast-forwarding again.

[You are one hundred and eighty-five years old. When you traveled, you felt a sense of it. You understood one type of swordsmanship. You can condense the energy and blood of your whole body and turn it into a sword of more than ten feet to kill the enemy. ". ]

[You are one hundred and ninety-eight years old. You rescued an abandoned young child in Bohai Kingdom. Seeing that his roots are still good, he taught him for a few years, and then you left. ]

[You are two hundred and thirty-seven years old, compete with the strongest in Dalan Kingdom, and use a forty-meter sword to defeat him. ]

[You are two hundred and seventy years old, traveled to the North Sea, and collected cold jade on a whim, incarnated as the Demon King Kong, and after destroying a large number of ice layers, collected 530 catties of North Sea cold jade. ]

[You are two hundred and seventy-one years old, and you are a little disappointed to find that Beihai Hanyu has no effect on you. ]

[You are three hundred and sixty-six years old, you met a very beautiful woman, married with her, and left a child. ]

[You are four hundred and twenty-two years old, and you feel very sad that your wife is dying. ]

Lin Qian'an's fast-forward suddenly ended here.

His expression was stunned, but he didn't expect the game character to make an unexpected choice at this time.

Lin Qianan looked at the current face of the game character. He was over 400 years old, and even he was a little bit old.

Immediately, Lin Qianan manipulated the game character to meet his son.

With the help of Beihai Hanyu, his son Xiu has martial arts, and now he has become a master of the Flood Breath Realm, so he does not look old, and his appearance is very similar to the game character.

Seeing the game character, he hurriedly saluted.

[Zhang Zhiwu: My son has seen his father. 】

Lin Qianan was silent for a while, and then started fast-forwarding again.

[You are four hundred and fifty-three years old, and your son Zhang Zhiwu is dying. You sigh and pick up the portrait of your deceased wife to watch. ]

[You are five hundred and fifty-five years old, and you met a dragon-breathing martial artist. Seeing the heart of hunting, you defeated him after fighting a hundred moves. After some inquiry, you found that you were a descendant of the Zhang family. ]

[You are six hundred and eighty years old, and the martial arts in the world are prosperous. You return to the former Zhang family and find that the current Zhang family is already a royal family. ]

[You are seven hundred and twenty years old, your pill condensate is complete, and you are ready to break through the realm of interior scenes. ]

[You are seven hundred and ninety years old, the breakthrough failed, and the dantian was damaged. ]

[You are eight hundred and eleven years old, you repaired your dantian, your qi and blood have declined to the extreme, you try to break through again, the breakthrough fails, and your dantian is damaged again. ]

[You are eight hundred and twelve years old, and you will end your life. ]

As the game character closed his eyes, a prompt appeared on the screen.

[Whether to open the third reincarnation? 】

At the end of this life, the game characters failed to break through to the interior realm, which made Lin Qianan feel a little disappointed.

Of course, he actually understood what the problem was.

That is the lack of spirit.

The road itself was deduced by Lin Qian'an combined with witchcraft.

If the mental power is too weak, forcibly opening up the interior world is to die.

Of course, even if the mental strength reaches the standard, you must ensure that the root bone is sufficient.

Otherwise, the dantian is not hard enough, and when opening the interior world, it is still no different from courting death.

Even if Lin Qian'an has deduced it as "Ten Levels of Interior Scenes", the breakthrough process can be divided into ten parts, and it is the same.

The difficulty has been reduced tenfold, and at most it has changed from a hell level to a nightmare level, but it is still very difficult.

In the end, the game character already had 300 points of root and bone attributes, but the failure to open up the interior world will also damage the dantian.

Shaking his head slightly, Lin Qian'an clicked to start the reincarnation of the third world.

[The third world of reincarnation, open. 】

【You can choose two from the following traits to bring to your new life】

[Condensation pill: You have reached the condensed pill realm, root bone +30, perception +30. ]

[Dragon's Breath: You have reached the Dragon's Breath Realm, constitution +30, root bone +20. ]

[Little Blessed Fate: You have obtained a lot of Beihai Cold Jade, Blessed Fate +5. ]

[Going to the world: You are a god who came to the world, and your cultivation efficiency is +15. ]

[Gai Shi Root Bone: Your root bone has reached 300 points, root bone +30. ]

[Eight hundred years: Your age is over eight hundred years old, and your life expectancy is +80. ]

[Knife Wizard: You can learn skills related to the knife more easily. ]

A series of powerful traits appeared in front of him, and Lin Qianan couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

After looking at it for a while, Lin Qian'an's eyes stopped on the three qualities of "Little Blessed Fate", "Heaven in the World", and "Ning Dan".

For the root bone, the game character can make up part of it through "Xuanzhen Stealing the Heaven", and a ten-point root bone blessed by [Martial Ancestor] at the beginning is enough, but the comprehension is not enough.

Moreover, comprehension can speed up the speed of cultivating the exercises, and can reach the great achievement faster, which can be regarded as an alternative to increase the speed of cultivation.

Then there is the attribute of training speed.

Lin Qianan didn't know what it was because he had never experienced it, so he was very curious.

The last is Fortune.

Lin Qianan felt that if there were more blessings, the development in the early stage should be much smoother.

All three options made Lin Qian'an very excited. After thinking about it for a long time, Lin Qian'an chose "Little Fortune" and "Heaven in the World".

Even if the trait of [Ningdan] can't be obtained this time, he should be able to get it through cultivation in the next life. If he can't get it, he has to re-select the file, so it's better to see the effect of these two traits first.

After Lin Qianan selected the two traits, the picture on the screen also changed.

[You were born, you are a special pine nut, after taking root and sprouting, you gave yourself a name called Qingsong. ]

Accompanied by a narration, a pine cone fell from a pine tree and was taken away by a rodent. When passing a small river, a pine nut was shaken off and fell into the soil.

With a heavy rain, a bud grew.

Name: Qing Song

Age: 0

Shouyuan: 1210

Health: 2/2

Stamina: 2/2

Constitution: 0.2

Fortune: 6.6

Perception: 11.5

Root bone: 11.2

Special: [Reincarnation] [Xiangxiang] [Martial Ancestor] [Little Blessed Fate] [Heaven and Man in the World]

[Evaluation: A pine sapling with thinking ability. 】

Lin Qianan was stunned, not to mention not being a human being, not even an animal?

The opening of the pine sapling made Lin Qianan look a little numb.

He tried to maneuver, and found that all he could do was stretch the leaves and keep rooting.

And the movements are ridiculously slow, and it takes at least a few hours for an order to move.

Immediately, Lin Qianan began to think about cultivation.

Not to mention, the matter of becoming a tree is actually quite suitable for his professionalism.

Not to mention the "Shenmu Jing", which was learned from Jianmu, the "Wan Yao Jing" by Yaozu is also quite suitable.

After thinking for a while, Lin Qianan decided to let the game characters practice "Shenmu Jing".

Relatively speaking, this exercise is more targeted and more suitable for plants.

He entered the verses in front of "Shenmu Jing" in the input box, and then clicked Enter to output.

As a tree, game characters naturally cannot speak, but although they cannot speak, it does not mean that information cannot be obtained in this way.

[Qingsong (muttering to himself in his mind): Shenmu has a spirit, absorbs the essence of heaven and earth to nourish himself.]

[Hint: You learned a method of practice (unnamed) by talking to yourself. ]

It's that simple.

Immediately, Lin Qianan began to let the game characters practice the "Shenmu Jing".

Along with the practice, the game characters began to slowly absorb the energy dissipated between heaven and earth.

Because the energy between heaven and earth doesn't seem to be much, and the game character is a tree, this speed is not fast.

However, when these energies poured into the body, the training progress bar increased out of thin air.

Lin Qianan blinked, and then seemed to understand something.

Obviously, this is the 15-point cultivation efficiency bonus brought by the trait of [A Man in the World].

With these fifteen-point bonuses, it won't be too long before you have a successful practice.

On February 3, the earth was invaded by another world.

The opposite seems to be an alien plane full of evil attributes. The creatures there specialize in devouring the negative emotions of intelligent creatures as food, and the intensity is quite high.

Because there are no sixth-level powerhouses, Lin Qianan didn't make a move.

He just sent Xiao Jiu and Xiao Ge to deal with it.

Although Xiao Jiu usually looks like a pet fat bird that sleeps when he is full, he is always a powerful existence at the fifth level. In addition, Lin Qian'an has given it a miracle and put on the halo given by God. , is basically invincible.

Not to mention small, although it seems that the outside time has not passed long, it has actually lived in the real world of Tanzhong for hundreds of millions of years. It is now a huge size and comparable to the fifth-level high-level. The energy level is enough to explain everything.

To the ordinary world, it is a world-destroying monster.

The two wandered around that different world, and finally Xiaoji changed his body shape and swallowed the whole world in one bite.

After Xiao Jiu returned, he threw the massive crystals of evil to Lin Qian'an.

These are stalks, the cores of energy possessed by that alien creature.

Lin Qian's security department threw it to the meme game system and gained more than four million meme points.

So far, he has more than 20 million stalk points.

This made Lin Qianan start to think about whether to start another infinite mode of the game.

But before that, he had to do one more thing.

Lin Qian'an stretched his arms forward, directly probing into the void, and grabbed Xiao Ge back from the different dimension, lest he continue to harm other worlds.

Ang~!

Xiao Ke was caught by Lin Qian'an, and looked a little unhappy, and when he opened his mouth, he spit out the atomic breath in Lin Qian'an's hands.

The scorching heat didn't hurt Lin Qian'an in the slightest, but Lin Qian'an was slightly surprised.

"Huh? You have also obtained the stalks of mountains and seas?" Lin Qianan scratched his chin, and suddenly had a bold idea, he looked at Xiao Ge and said, "I can let you stay on Earth, but after that If there are other strange beasts in the mountains and seas, I will leave it to you to solve it, what do you think?"

Xiao Ge tilted his head, then nodded and replied, "No problem, Dad, I promise to do it well!!"

His voice was a little rough, causing Lin Qian'an to raise his eyebrows slightly.

Shaking his head, Lin Qianan casually threw the little gig out and said, "Go!"

The voice fell, and Xiao Ke disappeared into the void.

Lin Qian'an held Xiao Jiu with a slightly melancholy expression.

That child seems to be raised crooked ah!

"Chirp?"

Xiao Jiu looked at Lin Qian'an suspiciously, didn't you plan to develop this kind of thing from the beginning?

"Cough cough! Children don't have so many questions, let me take a breath!"

After burying his head and taking a deep breath, Lin Qianan looked at the game computer.

His eyes wandered for a while on the games that had been cleared, and then he decided to choose a game to open the infinite mode directly.

In the end, Lin Qian'an's eyes stayed on the game "Jianghu".

That's right, "Jianghu".

In terms of value, it can be said that the infinite mode value of this game is the lowest.

The extraordinary knowledge has basically been obtained by Lin Qian'an, and there is nothing in it worth Lin Qian'an to acquire.

However, Lin Qianan was not looking at these things.

What he cares about is the arrival card of Tong Zun.

Tong Zun's advent card has always been of great help to Lin Qian'an, and now Tong Zun has reached the peak of the fifth level.

However, the current Tong Zun has been piling up, unable to take the step of qualitative change.

Lin Qianan felt that maybe he could come to the game world and try it out in person.

If successful, what kind of way will Tong Zun walk out?

For this, Lin Qianan seemed very curious! ! !

[Whether to consume 10,000,000 stalk points to open the infinite mode of the cleared game "Jianghu". 】

With a click of the mouse, Lin Qianan directly selected OK.

[Tip: The infinite mode of the "Jianghu" game has been opened, I wish you a happy game. 】

After the prompt appeared, following the game "Pioneer", the icon of the game "Jianghu" also had the "∞" logo on it.

The game was successfully opened, and the time was when the game character was two hundred years old.

Lin Qianan clicked [Arrival], and in an instant, he directly descended into the game in the form of Tong Zun.

At this time, he was 1.3 meters tall, wearing a gray monk's robe, with a string of sandalwood beads on his chest, and an extra broom assembled with a mountain stick in his hand.

Tong Zun's memory in his mind told him that his current location was in the Tibetan Sutra Pavilion of Yaoshan Temple.

Compared with Tong Zun who only had the peak of condensing pills when he first cleared the customs, today's Tong Zun's cultivation has reached the peak of the exterior scene.

The difference, the difference between heaven and earth, is indescribable.

With a single thought of Lin Qian's mind, he can detect all the situation in the whole world with his spiritual sense.

The Tianmu supernatural power operates, and the infinite creatures in this world are all included in the eyes.

These creatures are basically ordinary, and they have not even reached the second level.

But there was a special existence that made Lin Qian'an take a look.

That is Zhang Sanfeng of Wudang.

Because he is the existence of the condensed core realm.

To be able to condense pills successfully in such a world, he is undoubtedly an extraordinary talent.

Lin Qian'an was repeatedly surprised by him when he played the game.

Now that there is a chance to see him again, Lin Qianan naturally intends to go to meet him.

Stepping forward, Lin Qianan used his magical powers, and he came to the back mountain of Wudang in an instant.

Here, Zhang Sanfeng is sitting on the edge of a cliff and practicing.

Lin Qianan hid his breath, so he didn't bother him.

He looked at Zhang Sanfeng's appearance.

Although he has broken through to the realm of condensing pills, Zhang Sanfeng is almost two hundred years old, so he looks like he is in his thirties.

If he did a hasty calculation, he should only have more than three hundred years of lifespan left.

Of course, he himself has a good talent in the aspect of life, so the life essence of more than three hundred years may be used by him as six or seven hundred years.

After a long while, Zhang Sanfeng finished his practice, and he breathed out a condensed turbid air several feet long.

Lin Qian'an said: "Junior brother's cultivation base has been diligent, which is really gratifying!"

Hearing the sound, Zhang Sanfeng was taken aback for a moment, and then he said with a wry smile: "Who am I? Apart from Senior Brother Wuzhen, who in this world can approach me without knowing it?"

"Have you learned the "King Kong Demon Fighting Technique" that I showed you before?" Lin Qianan asked.

Before the end of the game "Jianghu", Lin Qian'an had manipulated the game characters to compete with Zhang Sanfeng, and showed "King Kong's Demonic Art", showing him all the scriptures.

Logically speaking, more than two years have passed since that day, and Lin Qianan wanted to know if Zhang Sanfeng had any insight.

Hearing the sound, Zhang Sanfeng shook his head and said, "Senior brother's "Vajra Conquering Demons" is very mysterious. Even if I cultivate a pill, it is difficult for me to fully display it."

Lin Qianan heard the meaning of Zhang Sanfeng's words, that is, he has learned a part.

"So, you have already mastered part of it?" Lin Qianan asked.

"I can only say that I have learned a little, but I can't compare to my senior brother." Zhang Sanfeng replied modestly.

"Show me?" Lin Qianan said.

"Then I will be ugly!" Zhang Sanfeng said.

As soon as the sound fell, Zhang Sanfeng's body acupoints burst out with true energy, and suddenly turned into a real martial arts figure that was five feet tall.

He is holding a true martial arts sword, and his face is majestic and sacred, and at first glance it is not a fake.

Lin Qianan raised his hand and hit it with a palm, and a huge golden swastika went straight to the real martial arts.

Zhang Sanfeng swayed the Zhenwu sword in his hand, and with a flash of blue light, the swastika symbol was easily broken.

Lin Qian'an nodded slightly, this lethality is no longer weaker than that of the ordinary third-level peak powerhouse.

After testing each other a little, Zhang Sanfeng's figure returned to its original shape.

Lin Qianan praised: "As expected of you, I thought no one could learn the martial arts, but I didn't expect that you not only learned it, but also improved it and turned it into a martial arts that suits you."

"Senior brother is wrong."

Zhang Sanfeng remained humble.

He couldn't help being humble.

Compared with the monster in front of him, his achievements are completely insignificant.

At most, he is improving on the original basis, but the one in front of him has opened up a path from scratch, and the difficulty of the two sides is not of the same order of magnitude.

At this time, Lin Qian'an said again: "I have already deduced the road after condensing pills."

Zhang Sanfeng nodded and said with a smile: "Senior Brother Wuzhen is really extraordinary, and he has deduced the way forward so quickly."

Lin Qianan was a little surprised and asked, "Aren't you surprised?"

Zhang Sanfeng asked inexplicably, "Why are you surprised? Senior Brother Wuzhen, isn't it normal that you can do this? If you can't do it, no one in this world can do it!!"

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