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Xuanyang College, Apartment 404.

Ding dong~!

The doorbell rang, Lin Qianan opened the door, and outside the door stood Su Jie and Zhang Xing.

"Mr. Lin, we brought you something. Happy New Year's Day." Su Jie and Zhang Xing gestured to the Lantern Festival in their hands.

Lin Qian'an didn't expect these two to suddenly come as guests, so he welcomed them into the room.

Relying on the special nature of the main god space, Su Jie and Zhang Xing's current strength has reached the fifth level.

However, this is the way they walked out of their own adventures step by step, and it is only natural to have such strength.

After some conversation, they decided to leave.

Lin Qianan thought for a while, and gave them an elixir as a gift in return.

The two still wanted to refuse, but Lin Qianan said: "Don't lose my face, take control of the main god space as soon as possible, and don't let innocent people suffer again, understand?"

When Su Jie and Zhang Xing heard the words, they nodded heavily and said, "Don't worry, Teacher Lin, we will be successful soon."

Lin Qianan nodded slightly and smiled.

Although his power is powerful, it cannot extend to other worlds, so some things are destined to be done by others.

After sending Su Jie and Zhang Xing away, after a while, Teacher Shen Yu said that today's Lantern Festival was overcooked, and brought a bowl to Lin Qian'an.

As soon as Lin Qianan took over the bowl of Lantern Festival and was about to share the meal with Xiao Jiu, Fei Mian and Abo appeared.

"Give me one." Fei Mian said.

"I want to taste it too." Apo licked his lips.

Lin Qianan said helplessly, "I still have it here, I'll cook it for you."

While talking, Lin Qianan planned to cook the Lantern Festival brought by Su Jie and Zhang Xing before, but at this moment, the doorbell rang again.

Opening the door, Lin Qianan found out that it was the small teacher Yu Mei.

"Well, Mr. Lin, I cooked a bowl for you too for today's festival. If it's not enough, I still have it in the pot," said Mr. Yu Mei.

Lin Qian'an's head warmed slightly and said with a smile, "Thank you."

After seeing off Teacher Yu Mei, Lin Qianan returned to the living room with the Lantern Festival.

"This is enough!" Lin Qianan said to Fei Mian and Abo.

Just as Lin Qianan took out two bowls to share with them, the doorbell rang again.

It's still the Lantern Festival, this time it's a student.

Lin Qianan raised his eyebrows, and couldn't help but use his magical powers to check how many people would bring him Lantern Festival today.

Then he was speechless.

The students he has taught, the teachers of the school, the members of the dragon group, and even the former landlord Xu Zhan will send him Lantern Festivals. By then, half of the house will be filled with unopened Lantern Festivals.

The school is here because the teachers and students know that he is an orphan, and they all spontaneously want to send him warmth.

There are friends in the dragon group who care about him, and there are also benefits that the organization should give.

Brother Xu Zhan seemed to thank him for his righteous action a long time ago, so he came to give him a gift.

"That's good, I'm afraid the Lantern Festival I got today is enough to eat for half a year." Lin Qianan said with a smile.

So, in the living room of Lin Qian'an's house, Lin Qian'an, Xiao Jiu, Abo and Fei Mian sat on one side each, with a large bowl in front of them, with Lantern Festival in it.

This was the first time that Lin Qianan felt a strong festive atmosphere after coming out of the orphanage.

It's just that the three objects he spends with him are a little weird.

Apo opened his mouth, and countless tentacles stretched out from his mouth. He swallowed all the Lantern Festival in the bowl in one roll, then burped, and stuck out his tongue to lick his paws.

Seeing this, Fei Mian smiled and said, "What kind of taste can you taste like this? You have to chew it slowly, you know?"

While talking, Fei Mian rolled up a Yuanxiao with noodles, and then slowly put it into his mouth and chewed it.

Lin Qianan shook his head, picked up one of the chopsticks and ate it.

Xiao Jiu, who was next to him, followed the example, he used his small paws to hold the chopsticks, pick up a Lantern Festival and put it in his mouth.

In the evening, Lin Qianan went back to the orphanage.

He gave the extra Lantern Festival to the orphanage, and after listening to Dean Sun's nagging for a while, he gave him a miracle of longevity.

When leaving, Lin Qian Anshun gave the orphanage a "miracle of happiness".

He only hoped that his brothers and sisters in the orphanage could grow up happily.

Just the moment Lin Qianan gave this miracle, Lin Qianan suddenly felt that some kind of stalk came directly to the happy orphanage.

Lin Qianan closed his eyes and felt it for a while, and he already understood what this was.

The main character orphanage?

Lin Qianan laughed dumbly, but he didn't expect this meme to come.

And the level is not low, it seems to have reached the fifth level directly.

I am afraid that none of the orphans who come out of this orphanage in the future will be simple.

One last glance at the Happy Orphanage, Lin Qianan turned around, stepped forward, the space folded, and instantly teleported him back to his residence.

If he wants to guard this rare peace all the time, he needs more powerful strength.

Strong enough to suppress the power of all stalks! !

In front of the game computer, Lin Qianan clicked to continue the game and returned to the game.

After the game character killed the four guys who were going to make a profit, they got a total of thirty-three cloud pillars.

From a certain point of view, the phrase "gold belt of murder and arson" is indeed not wrong.

After manipulating the game character to return to the city, Lin Qianan first changed the game character's clothes.

The previous set of clothes was all tattered at this time due to the height of [Double Hua].

A new set of clothes is necessary.

Even because the game characters are now more than two meters tall, Lin Qianan couldn't find suitable clothes in the clothing store, so he had to have them made.

But as long as you have money, you can do anything.

Soon the game characters have a new set of clothes.

However, his immature face coupled with this sturdy body gave him the feeling of King Kong Barbie.

After thinking about it, Lin Qianan could only buy a dark mask and put it on the face of the game character.

With all the masks, Lin Qianan thought about it and made it more mysterious, so he bought a hat and a black cloak.

In this way, the game character looks like a mysterious gangster wearing a hat, two meters tall, wearing a black cloak, a dark mask, and a 12-inch kitchen knife on his waist.

Lin Qianan really wanted to get in touch with the world's cultivation class, so after he saved the file, he manipulated the game character and began to ask around.

Soon Lin Qianan got some news about the practitioners in this world.

The practitioners here are called martial artists, and the exercises they learn are called martial arts. Regardless of internal and external skills, they can practice the corresponding internal energy.

The masters who have developed inner strength are called limit-breaking warriors.

This state means breaking the limits of the body.

Cultivating different martial arts, the effect of internal energy after breaking the limit is also different.

The limit seems to be broken many times, and there is no upper limit.

If you study multiple martial arts concurrently, you can make the inner strength have a variety of effects.

Lin Qianan heard this information from a shop that sold weapons.

In addition to more information about the cultivation realm, Lin Qianan couldn't inquire, nor did the shopkeeper.

The distance between monks and ordinary people in this world is really far.

All this should be intentional by those in power, or the natural evolution of social conditions.

Practicing martial arts must increase the consumption of physical strength, and in turn improve the acquisition of food.

Ordinary people are still busy with three meals a day, and martial arts training is not much different from seeking death for them.

Therefore, it is normal for ordinary people to not know about martial artists.

Moreover, Lin Qianan judging from the aptitude required by previous game characters to learn this martial art, the talent of ordinary people should be very limited.

This series of reasons created the gap between warriors and ordinary people.

Lin Qianan wants to get in touch with more martial arts, and currently there are two most likely options.

The first is to join the army.

No matter which city, they are happy that these strong men can join their army.

After joining the army, game characters should be able to acquire some common martial arts.

After successfully climbing to a high position, you may be able to obtain more advanced martial arts.

But the army pays attention to military exploits and obeying orders.

Lin Qianan felt that the restrictions were too restrictive and not suitable for his current play ideas.

Another option is to join a sect.

That's right, there are martial artists in Yunwu City.

And they are blatantly recruiting people.

But they have to charge, at least a hundred cloud pillars are willing to teach.

In addition, the root bone also needs to meet the conditions.

If you don't have the foundation, you can't teach if you have money.

In addition, there are age restrictions, must be under the age of 20.

Various conditions make the martial artist sect seem extremely mysterious, and ordinary people do not know the internal situation at all.

But this road is also Lin Qian'an's curiosity and favorite.

Compared with joining the army, you need to accumulate military merit step by step before you can get martial arts. Here, as long as you pay the money and the age of the root bone meets the conditions, you can directly learn martial arts, which is simply much easier.

Time passed, and another two days quickly passed in the game.

Lin Qian'an doubled the cloud pillars owned by the game character twice in a row by using [Double], and the number directly reached 268 cloud pillars.

Immediately, Lin Qian'an manipulated the game character to take off the mask and hat, and came to the recruiting place of the largest martial arts sect in Yunwu City [Yunwumen].

The background of this sect seems to have a lot to do with the establishment of Yunwu City, and there are even rumors that Yunwu City was established with the support of this sect.

Outside the yard with the words [Yunwumen] written on it, a middle-aged man with a two-stroke beard on his lips was drinking tea leisurely.

He is the Yunwumen who is responsible for recruiting new personnel.

Lin Qianan manipulated the game character to step forward, and before he could type to communicate, he had already opened his mouth.

[Kang Yiping: Pay one cloud pillar fee first, if the root bone is suitable, and then pay the entry fee of one hundred cloud pillars, you can become a registered disciple and practice martial arts. 】

Lin Qian'an really didn't know in advance that he would have to pay an extra fee for groping the bones. He thought that this should be an additional rule set by the guy in front of him.

However, Lin Qian'an didn't care, he directly manipulated the game character and took out a cloud pillar and handed it to the other party.

Kang Yiping held the cloud pillar and weighed it for a while, then put it away, and slowly walked to the side of the game character, stretched out his hands and groped around the game character's hands, feet, and body.

While groping, Kang Yiping looked at the slightly immature baby face of the game character with a puzzled expression.

[Kang Yiping: How could this be? it's wired.】

Seeing this, Lin Qianan couldn't help but typed and asked curiously.

[Li Wangyou: Dare to ask, sir, can my bones pass the test? 】

Kang Yiping turned his head and glanced at the game character.

[Kang Yiping: The root bone is barely qualified, but you have already practiced another martial art and have successfully broken the limit. Are you sure you want to also study the martial art of Yunwumen? Although we do not restrict the disciples to lead the art and cast the teacher, this will greatly distract your energy, be careful not to chew as much as you want. 】

[Li Wangyou: Thank you sir for your advice, but I have admired Yunwumen for a long time, and my mind has been made up. 】

Kang Yiping nodded.

[Kang Yiping: Then you pay! 】

Lin Qian'an manipulated the game character to take out a hundred cloud pillars and hand them to the other party. Kang Yiping put them away, and after asking the game character's name, he took out a sign and wrote the name and handed it to the game character.

[Kang Yiping: This is your registered disciple ID card. You go to the outer court every day to report on your martial arts practice. If you can’t get started in one year and want to continue your studies, you have to pay extra tuition. Do you understand? 】

Lin Qianan knew that this was just one year's tuition, not a teaching package.

[Li Wangyou: I understand now. 】

Just when Lin Qianan was about to manipulate the game character to leave, Kang Yiping asked again.

[Kang Yiping: How old are you? 】

Lin Qian'an caught a glimpse of the calm expression on Kang Yiping's face, but it was clear that his eyes had revealed the doubts in his heart.

Lin Qian'an had some guesses about this, and most of the previous groping made Kang Yiping discover some clues.

With a five-year-old bone age and such an overly mature body, anyone would be confused.

[Li Wangyou: Sir, it will be fifteen in the next year! 】

When Kang Yiping heard the words, his eyes widened.

[Kang Yiping: Fifteen? 】

[Li Wangyou: Sir, do you have any doubts? 】

Kang Yiping's expression subsided, and he waved his hand.

[Kang Yiping: Nothing, I just feel that you are too old, go back, and remember to come early tomorrow. 】

[Li Wangyou: Then leave. 】

In the game, just before Chenshi arrived the next day, Lin Qianan manipulated the game character to come outside the yard of Yunwumen.

After showing the identity card, a young man led the game character in.

After entering, Lin Qianan saw a spacious front yard, where more than 20 teenagers were sweating and had begun to exercise.

Lin Qian'an could faintly hear the voice of martial arts practice in the backyard, and couldn't help but stop and listen, and the young man who brought him in explained.

[Cui Shu: Those are the official disciples of the inner courtyard. Those of us named disciples can only practice in the outer courtyard. Don't rush in, or you deserve to be beaten to death. 】

Hearing the sound, Lin Qian'an understood, and hurriedly typed her thanks.

[Li Wangyou: Thank you, brother, for letting me know. 】

Cui Shu shook his head.

[Cui Shu: It’s all trivial matters, so don’t take them to heart. 】

Soon, Cui Shu brought the game character to a middle-aged man in black standing above the front yard, and he bowed slightly.

[Cui Shu: Xu Jiaoxi, this is a new named disciple who joined yesterday. 】

The middle-aged man glanced at the game character and said lightly.

[Xu Yiming: Identity card. 】

Lin Qianan manipulated the game character to hand out the identity card, Xu Yiming took it and glanced at it, and then his expression became puzzled.

[Xu Yiming: The root bone is inferior, the age is unknown? That old guy is really confused now, he can't even tell his age by touching his bones, come here. 】

While speaking, Xu Yiming directly greeted the game character and walked to his side.

Lin Qian'an did the same, manipulating the game character to approach Xu Yiming.

Immediately, Xu Yiming directly stretched out his hand and groped on the game character, and then he also showed the same weird expression and looked at the game character.

[Xu Yiming: How old are you? 】

[Li Wangyou: Fifteen. 】

Hearing the sound, Xu Yiming couldn't help but twitch at the corners of his mouth, but he nodded calmly.

[Xu Yiming: Although the root bone is a little worse, but the physique is good, even if you can't make great achievements in the future, it will not be too bad, but you have an art investment teacher, can you think about it? A person's energy is limited. Since you have broken the limit, practicing other martial arts will inevitably distract your energy. 】

[Li Wangyou: The disciple has already thought about it. 】

Xu Yiming nodded slightly when he heard the words.

[Xu Yiming: My Yunwumen has four martial arts, namely "Cloud Tie Palm", "Cloud Tie Fist", "Cloud Tie Legs", "Yun Tie Body Refinement Technique", among the first three, "Cloud Tie Palm" The strength is penetrating, the close combat is extremely strong, "Cloud Iron Fist" is good at breaking out, and punches must be accompanied by strong internal energy, and no one can guard against it. "Cloud Iron Legs" is the strongest attack, but also the most difficult to learn. The "Yun Tie Body Refinement Art" is to temper the body and enhance the body's defense and strength. It is very comprehensive, but it is also very moderate. You can choose one of the four martial arts to learn. Once you make a choice, I will take one of them. It tells you everything and teaches you to learn. 】

The palm technique and boxing technique were first thrown away by Lin Qian'an.

The game characters already have "Seven Killing Fist", and it is of little significance to learn kung fu.

And "Cloud Iron Legs" can complement "Seven Killing Fist", giving game characters an extra medium-distance fighting method.

The problem that is difficult to learn is the least problem for Lin Qianan.

A game character who masters the power of concepts, even if he does not practice martial arts, will one day be able to ascend to the sky.

The only difference is speed.

Learning martial arts just makes this speed faster.

As for "Yun Tie Refining the Body", this martial art is too mediocre, and Lin Qian'an has no plans to choose it for the time being.

[Li Wangyou: I have made up my mind, I want to learn "Clouds and Iron Legs". 】

Hearing the sound, Xu Yiming glanced at the game character with a deep meaning, which seemed to be a little emotional.

[Xu Yiming: Come with me, I will teach you the practice method of "Clouds and Iron Legs". 】

Soon, Xu Yiming took the game character to a partial room, and then began to talk about the practice method of "Cloud Iron Legs". This process was automatically skipped by the game system.

Soon he was finished.

[Reminder: You have been taught the martial arts "Cloud Iron Legs" by Xu Yiming. Learning "Cloud Iron Legs" requires 2 bones and 1 comprehension. You have already met the requirements and successfully learned "Cloud Iron Legs". The current proficiency [Introduction (0/ 100)], strength +0.1, speed +0.1, agility +0.1, blood +0.1, constitution +0.1. ]. ]

[Hint: You have successfully broken the limit, and your current cultivation base has reached [Break Limit Double]. ]

As a result, another skill of "Cloud Iron Legs" was added to the panel of the game character, and the cultivation base also reached the second level of breaking the limit.

Lin Qianan clicked to view it, and found that this thing was actually just a martial arts of the fifth rank of ordinary rank.

[Yuntie Legs [Five Grades of Ordinary Rank]: The leg technique created by the old man Yuntie can greatly enhance the leg strength after practice. (Learning requires Root Bone 2, Comprehension 1.)]

Xu Yi obviously didn't notice that the game character had successfully entered "Clouds and Iron Legs", he turned around and took out a pitch-black pill and handed it to the game character.

[Xu Yiming: This is Yun Tie Pill, a pill made of Yun Tie mixed with other precious medicinal materials. Only by eating it continuously can you really practice "Yun Tie Legs". After that, you will come to pick one up every day. . 】

Lin Qianan couldn't help blinking his eyes when he heard the words.

Xu Yiming's words revealed a lot of information.

The first is that ordinary people who practice martial arts seem to need corresponding drugs to get started.

Then there is the fact that cloud iron can be refined into medicine and eaten?

In the end, what left Lin Qianan most speechless was that.

The game character has now started "Yuntie Legs", and has not eaten Yuntie Pills.

Manipulating the game character to take Yun Tiewan from Xu Yiming's hand, and then check the attributes.

[Milky Iron Pills [Ordinary Grade 3rd Grade]: Pills made from clouded iron combined with precious medicinal materials. After swallowing, it seems to have an improving effect on some corresponding martial arts. ]

[Xu Yiming: After eating, let’s go outside for piling first. There is no need to rush for a while, and practice slowly. 】

Lin Qianan heard the words and directly manipulated the game character to swallow Yun Tie Wan.

[Hint: You have swallowed Yun Tie Pills, and you are affected, and your proficiency in "Yun Tie Legs" +5. ]

Lin Qianan knew that this thing is to improve the proficiency of martial arts such as "Cloud Iron Legs". After that, you can try to accumulate some, and then use [Double Hua] to do more to speed up the practice of "Cloud Iron Legs". speed.

However, it seems that the direct [Double] proficiency will be faster?

In other words, the improvement of these ordinary martial arts is not as powerful as the direct [Double] attribute. Is it because the martial arts grade is not high enough, or is the current proficiency too low?

Lin Qian'an is not very clear for the time being, but he doesn't care.

The first time you play, just do as much as you can to try to accumulate experience.

When he came to the yard, Lin Qianan asked about it, and then manipulated the game character to find an vacant iron man pile in the yard to practice.

These iron man piles are also made of cloud iron, but they are wrapped with some things like straw.

Those named disciples were all waving their fists and feet to attack the Iron Man Pile in a corresponding way.

They did this in order to activate the qi and blood of the corresponding parts, and at the same time make the cloud iron pills take effect better.

At this time, Lin Qianan pressed the skill key corresponding to "Cloud Iron Legs" on the keyboard.

In the next moment, the legs of the game character instantly turned into a pitch black color like cloud iron, and suddenly kicked on the iron man pile.

Bang~!

A violent collision sounded, and the straw wrapped around the iron man pile fell, revealing the iron pile inside, attracting the attention of everyone around.

Immediately it was a discussion.

[Yan Guan: He seems to be getting started, right? 】

[Yang Jiao: How could it be so fast? Didn't he just start school today? Could it be wrong? 】

[Ren Bei: When he was using his strength just now, his bare legs were all turned into pitch black, obviously it was the strength of Yun Tie, it was impossible to go wrong]

At this time, Xu Yiming, who was shocked, also came out.

He frowned at the game character.

[Xu Yiming: Would you like to show me another kick? 】

Lin Qianan did the same, manipulating the game character to kick out.

Bang ~ Chong!

With this kick, the right leg of the game character instantly turned into a slightly pitch-black shape, kicked on the iron man pile, and made a sound of gold and iron clashing.

This is the iconic performance of getting started with "Clouds and Iron Legs".

Once you get started with "Cloud Iron Legs", when you perform the leg technique, the strength of cloud iron will flood your legs, turning them into pitch black, as firm as cloud iron, greatly enhancing your leg strength and the defense power of your legs.

At this time, Xu Yiming looked at the game character with a rather unkind look, even faintly showing a fierce look.

[Xu Yiming: Have you practiced "Cloud Iron Legs" before? 】

Hearing the sound, Lin Qian'an instantly understood that things were a bit big.

Genius is not impossible, but too much genius is not a good thing.

This is probably misunderstood as having secretly learned martial arts.

So he immediately made up an excuse to fool the past.

[Li Wangyou: The disciple has practiced leg work before, but he has not developed strength. After swallowing Yuntie Pills today, he exerted his strength according to the way of "Yuntie Legs". Unexpectedly, he successfully displayed Yuntie easily. strength. 】

Xu Yiming's expression was still a little suspicious, but the fierce look in his eyes also converged.

[Xu Yiming: Well, then you continue to practice! 】

After speaking, Xu Yiming comforted the rest of the named disciples present, then quickly turned and left.

Obviously, the game character has been remembered by him.

I will definitely investigate the origins of the game characters in detail later.

However, Lin Qian'an was not worried about this.

After the game character left the city, his height was directly [doubled], and his body and face changed in equal proportions. At this time, even if Yu Yong was in front of him, he would at most feel familiar, and would never believe that this was the one he saw one day. five-year-old child.

Even if they were investigated, they would at most investigate Yunwu City, which had only been here in the last two days, and would not find more information.