No Jokes Here

Chapter 262 Buy new games,

November 1st, six in the morning.

Lin Qianan withdrew from the state of meditation.

He carefully moved Xiao Ge, who was lying on his lap, and Xiao Jiu, who was lying on his chest, to the side with his spiritual sense, then got out of bed and turned on the game computer.

In the new month, there should be a new game in the Terrier game.

And the original "Xian Nong" should also be discounted.

Open the game computer and enter the mall.

Unsurprisingly, Lin Qianan saw a game called "Slaughter God".

On the icon is a blood-soaked young man, prostrate at his feet with all kinds of luxurious clothes.

Judging from the clothes, it looks like a game with a western style.

Lin Qianan glanced at the price, 30,000 points.

Seeing this number, Lin Qianan couldn't help shaking his head, slightly disappointed.

According to his speculation, the higher the price, the higher the upper limit of the game should be.

The price of these 30,000 stalk points is not as good as "Xian Nong".

But he didn't have to choose either. He could play whatever the new game provided by the game is better than a game that sells for a few hundred points! !

Looking back, Lin Qianan looked at the game "Xian Nong".

Unexpectedly discounted.

50% off for a limited time this month.

The current price is 17,500 stem points.

Directly half cheaper! !

Lin Qianan didn't even think about it, and just clicked to buy.

From his 70,000-odd stubborn points, there were only over 50,000 left in an instant.

However, in Lin Qian'an's purchased games, there is also an additional "Xian Nong".

The icon of this game is like an old farmer who is farming, and it feels low-grade.

However, its price was 35,000 points, and with the immortal character in the name, Lin Qianan was very interested.

Xuanguo is a big agricultural country, and farming is an instinct rooted in the depths of the soul.

The attraction of farming games to Xuanguo players is definitely much higher than that of fighting games.

After calming down a little, Lin Qianan clicked the icon and entered the game directly.

Accompanied by a background picture of ink painting style, a voice of vicissitudes of voice appeared.

[A long, long time ago, the world collapsed and the world was about to fall into ruin. However, at this moment, above the sky, an immortal descended from the realm and brought a seed. 】

[This seed grew rapidly and turned into a towering giant tree, supporting the heavens and the earth, and stopping the collapse of the heavens and the earth, and this fairy tree is named Jianmu, and the world is also called [Shenmu Realm]. 】

[There is an extremely intelligent person who understands the method of cultivation by watching the growth of Jianmu, which is called "Shenmu Jing". With the help of this scripture, his cultivation level continues to rise, until he becomes an immortal and ascends to the upper realm. 】

[This person who became an immortal was called Immortal Kurong by the world. Before his ascension, Immortal Kurong passed the "Sacred Wood Sutra" to all living beings, and said that there are nine people in the world who can become immortals. 】

[As a result, all beings in the world competed for these nine immortal positions. 】

[In the process of competing for the immortal position, countless creatures suffered, and there was a bloody storm. 】

[Every time a new immortal is born, the rules of the avenues intertwined by the gods and woods are three-fold complicated. Today, eight immortals have been born in the world, and the rules of the avenue are about to disappear completely. This last immortal position, but I don’t know who will receive it. 】

At this point, the screen suddenly entered the game start interface.

It was a picture of a towering giant tree.

The size of this giant tree could not be seen. Lin Qianan could only see the endless faint emerald light surrounding it, and the canopy seemed to support the entire sky.

Lin Qianan guessed that this should be the "Jianmu" mentioned in the background story.

On top of this towering giant tree, there are three options: [New Game], [Load Archive], and [Continue Game].

Lin Qianan clicked [New Game].

The next moment, the picture shifted and landed at the center of Jianmu.

Here, a green seed is coagulating.

It swayed for a moment, then suddenly broke free from the branches, and flew into the distance along the wind.

At the same time, Lin Qianan was horrified to discover that Jianmu had already begun to wither.

The huge leaves that covered the sky began to yellow quickly and shrink.

Lin Qianan was speechless. Could it be that this script is another salvation?

Before I had time to think about it, the picture had already arrived in a remote small mountain village with the seeds fluttering in the wind.

At this moment, the seed suddenly charged towards a woman in the mountain village.

The green seeds fell into the woman's belly and quickly disappeared.

After a few months, the woman's abdomen began to bulge.

When she was pregnant in October, a young child carved in pink and jade was born. He didn't cry when he was born, he just looked at everything around him curiously.

However, his behavior of not crying scared Granny Wen, so Granny Wen slapped his ass hard.

The cry of the baby suddenly came out, and at the same time, a tear of the baby fell and fell into the floor tile.

Immediately, in the cracks of the bricks in the room, countless weeds grew, and wild flowers bloomed.

This scene shocked the family.

The father took the child from Granny Wen with a complicated expression.

[Yi Liang: Since you have a relationship with grass and trees, you should be called Yi Mu! 】

Immediately, parents teach until the child is three years old.

At this time, Xiao Yimu was staring at a weed in a daze.

[Sun He: Mu'er, go home for dinner! ! 】

Hearing the sound, Xiao Yimu was a little distracted, and the weed quickly withered, and some green light spots were emitted from it and absorbed by Xiao Yimu.

[Yi Mu: Mother, I'll be right here! 】

After speaking, Yi Mu turned his head and looked at the weed, his expression became puzzled.

[Yi Mu: Why is it dry? 】

During this process, Lin Qianan began to carefully record the information.

This time the game characters are suspected to be reincarnated by Jianmu, and the background is not small.

Tears can give birth to plants, and at the same time can harvest the energy that plants have.

As for the location, this should be the location of Hongshan Village in Sifang Town in Luo Yuan, one of the three thousand countries in the Southern Region.

Yes, the world seems to be very big.

Divided into four regions, southeast, northwest and northwest, each region has thousands of countries, and each country also has various sects, sects of cultivation and the like.

At present, the birth place of the game characters this time is in a small mountain village.

His father, Yi Liang, was an ordinary person who had read books and knew a little martial arts.

However, according to Yi Liang's behavior, Lin Qian'an judged that this identity is mostly fake, but the specific information is estimated to be known only after further digging.

The mother's name is Sun He, and she is the daughter of the boss of Tiger Power Escort. She is slightly better at martial arts than her father, Yi Liang.

When Xiao Yimu was five years old, Lin Qianan officially obtained the control authority.

This time, the game characters look a little cute, and the expressions on their faces are full of curiosity.

Lin Qian'an secretly called him Amu.

But about the game itself.

It’s still the same old style, the map in the upper right corner, the character avatar in the upper left corner, and the health bar, stamina bar, energy bar, experience bar and other things below.

There is also a backpack, there is no upper limit of the grid, but there is an upper limit of the load below, which seems to be related to strength.

There are also character options, click to see the character's slightly detailed attributes.

The archive is also there. There are four archive bits in it, but it is one less than "Monster Saint".

However, Lin Qian'an was a little surprised that he did not see the task system.

Open world?

Lin Qianan clicked on the character and glanced at the general attributes of Amu.

Name: Yimu

Age: 5

Repair: none

Grade 1

Experience Points: 0/100

Health: 500/500

Stamina: 500/500

Herb Essence: 0/100

Spirit: 50

Strength: 50

Blood: 50

Agility: 50

Feature: [Immortal Wood]

Skills: none

[Evaluation: A child with exceptional vitality. 】

Lin Qianan moused over the characteristics of [Xianmu] and saw the introduction.

[Xianmu: As the reincarnation of the spirit of building wood, you have the regular characteristics of building wood, you can absorb the essence of plants and trees, and use the essence of plants and trees to control the growth of plants and trees. (Note: When using plant essence to induce plants, there is a chance that it will break the original growth limit and mutate. The current mutation probability is 10%.)]

Lin Qianan raised his brows.

He actually guessed right, the game's protagonist, Amu, was really the reincarnation of Jianmu.

Lin Qian'an couldn't help but be speechless.

But there is no task system, how can experience come from?

How to upgrade?

Lin Qianan manipulated Amu to walk around the house, and found that by pressing the E key and then clicking the left mouse button, he could directly manipulate Amu to absorb the essence of those plants.

And press the E key, and then click the right mouse button, you can consume the stored herbal essence and give birth to plants.

He can view the introduction of the plant by directly clicking on the plant.

[Bluebell (three years): A bluebell with rich herbal essence. [Feature: None]]

The three years in parentheses refer to the year the bellflower grew.

By the way, this bellflower was born by Lin Qianan consuming three points of herbal essence.

In other words, a little herbal essence is roughly equivalent to one year of growth.

However, without seeing the month, it is estimated that only the year of the plant will be displayed, and the month will be omitted.

Lin Qian'an then manipulated Amu to absorb the herbal essence of some shrubs and weeds on the edge to give birth to this bellflower.

However, after the bellflower has grown to ten years, it cannot continue to grow.

Lin Qianan guessed that it should be the limit of growth.

So Lin Qianan tried to spawn some other plants.

By the time the fifth weed was spawned, that weed had mutated.

[Mutant blade grass (ten years): An ordinary blade grass, it seems to have mutated, and the leaves have become sharper. [Characteristic: sharp]]

[Feng Rui: Blade cutting ability has been strengthened. ]

Knife grass is a kind of weed with blades that are a bit like blades. Because it is extremely sharp, it is easy to be cut when touched with bare hands, hence the name.

At this time, the mutant blade grass has become a lot bigger, and there is a special reflection on the edge of the blade, which feels very dangerous at first glance.

Lin Qianan manipulated Amu to pick up a branch and gently swayed over the edge of the blade of the blade.

The two collided, and the branch was directly divided into two parts.

Lin Qianan looked at the incision, it was as smooth as a mechanical cut.

He was slightly startled, did the mutation mean that?

This [Feng Rui] feature is really powerful!

At the same time, Lin Qianan found that there was a little more experience in the column of Amu's experience bar.

Lin Qian'an touched his chin, and seemed to realize something in his heart.

It seems that this game relies on planting to gain experience?

After many attempts, Lin Qianan discovered that it is not only by spawning mutant plants that he can gain experience.

Accumulation of spawning plants reaches a hundred years, and you will also gain a little experience.

A progress bar will appear above Amu's head every time he uses the herbal essence to spawn a plant.

Once the progress bar is full, a little experience will be born.

Lin Qianan thought it was a progress bar for casting spells before, but he didn't expect it to be a progress bar for accumulating experience.

Now Lin Qian'an has roughly figured out the source of the experience.

First of all, there will be a little experience in the emergence of mutant plants, and plants that have been spawned for a hundred years will also gain a little experience.

Other than that, the way to gain experience is a bit unpredictable.

In addition, Lin Qian'an also found a little direction in terms of plant variation.

Under normal circumstances, the mutation of ordinary plants will have characteristics, and characteristics can give mutant plants a certain ability far beyond ordinary plants.

For example, a plant whose characteristic is [rooted] can directly extend its roots to a deep place in the ground, and the previously strengthened [Sharpness], not to mention cutting iron like mud, at least ordinary dead branches can't stand it cut.

[Sun He: Mu'er, go home for dinner! ! 】

At this moment, the call of mother Sun He came from inside the house.

Lin Qian'an was stunned for a moment, and then manipulated Amu to go to his home.

The place where he lives is an ordinary wooden house, surrounded by a fence, with some seasonal vegetables and a few chickens and ducks growing inside.

Mother Sun He stood at the door and greeted Amu to enter the house.

When Lin Qianan manipulated Amu to the door, Sun He took the initiative to step forward and hug Amu, she looked at Amu with some worry.

[Sun He: Mu'er, why are you so dirty? Did you use that ability quietly again? Be careful your dad hits you! ! 】

That's right, Sun He and Yi Liang both know that Amu has the ability to spawn plants.

Even in order to prevent Amu's ability from being discovered, they deliberately took Amu to live far away from the village.

Within a few hundred meters, only Yi Liang and his family lived.

Mother Sun He helped Amu wash his hands, and carried him to a square table to sit down.

In the first position, Yi Liang has already done a solid job.

Let Amu sit down, and Sun He served meals for the three of them.

Immediately, Sun He added vegetables to Amu.

[Sun He: You have to eat more so that you can grow faster! ! 】

[Hint: Aim at the food and click the left mouse button to eat. ]

Seeing this, Lin Qianan clicked the left mouse button directly on the food in the bowl. Immediately, Amu picked up the bowl and chopsticks and ate it bit by bit.

Yi Liang nodded and started to eat.

In the middle of the meal, Yi Liang suddenly stopped, and he looked at Sun He.

[Yi Liang: The village is looking for me before, he said that this year's farm income will increase by 20%. 】

Hearing the sound, Sun He's expression changed.

[Sun He: Twenty percent? 】

[Yi Liang: Yes, I heard that the imperial court's suppression of the Qibei rebels had hurt their vitality before, and now the border war is a little tighter, so I have to increase the amount of farmland to fill the treasury. 】

A hesitant expression appeared on Sun He's face.

[Sun He: Otherwise, I'll go find my father.]

Yi Liang shook his head.

[Yi Liang: Tiger Wealth Escort has not had a good time in recent years. We shouldn't bother Dad and his old man with this trivial matter. 】

[Sun He: It’s not a big deal for us to eat less, but when Amu is growing up, how can he be hungry? 】

Yi Liang showed a sad expression.

[Yi Liang: After dinner later, take out my bow and see if it is damaged! 】

Sun He looked surprised.

[Sun He: You want to go hunting with Li Qi and the others? There are many strange beasts in the mountains, and they are extremely dangerous. I think we should find another way! ! 】

[Yi Liang: It’s not that easy to get into trouble. Although I haven’t made a lot of shots in recent years, my skills haven’t completely fallen. As long as I don’t go deep into the forest, it’s fine to simply hunt down some ordinary mountain beasts. 】

When Lin Qianan heard this, he probably guessed that there seemed to be a food problem at home.

Then it was Father Yi Liang who planned to venture into the mountains to hunt for food.

Although the mission was not triggered, Lin Qianan was the first to type and speak.

[Yi Mu: Father, mother, I can make the grain grow very fast, and the family will not be short of food. 】

Hearing this, Yi Liang's expression changed dramatically, and it was about to happen.

[Yi Liang: How many times have I told you, don't let people know about your abilities! ! 】

Next to him, Sun He quickly hugged Amu and persuaded Yi Liang.

[Sun He: Baby, his father, don't get angry, Mu'er is still young and ignorant, it will be better to grow up later. 】

After speaking, Sun He looked at Amu again.

[Sun He: Mu'er, remember, before you don't have enough self-protection ability, don't let people know that you have this ability. 】

Lin Qianan didn't know what taboos there were, but he answered obediently.

[Yi Mu: Mother, I remember. 】

Yi Liang didn't say much, just nodded, put down the bowl and turned to leave.

Fast-forwarding the plot, Yi Liang finally entered the hunting team, and took the bow and a few hunters from the village into the mountain.

On this side, Amu is being watched by his mother Sun He even more deadly, and he hardly gives Amu much time to go out and play.

Even if she went out to play, that is, around the house or near the fields, Amu would not leave her field of vision.

Lin Qian'an quietly manipulated Amu to use an ability to promote a plant in Sun He's field to a mature state. As a result, Sun He was not only unhappy, but pulled out that plant and the surrounding plants. It was set on fire, and Amu was beaten.

At this stage, Lin Qian'an is increasingly at a loss as to why Amu is so taboo in using his abilities.

After several investigations, Lin Qianan finally found the answer from a "seeking notice" in his mother Sun He's house.

[Holy decree: If you discover a person or a beast who has a unique talent and can control plants and trees, you can report the news to the relevant personnel of the Eight Holy Lands. If you hide it, you will be punished! punish! punish! 】

The three blood-red slaying characters reveal the meaning of being so bloody and cruel.

Where are the Eight Holy Lands?

Does this number correspond to the Eight Immortals in the background story?

Are they looking for Amu?

Why are you looking for Amu?

Could it be that he intends to let him go back to be the building wood that supports the sky?

At this moment, Lin Qianan suddenly felt that this game was different from what he had imagined before.

He thought it was a casual farming game, but now it seems that he was targeted by the eight most powerful organizations in the entire world at the beginning.

Is this still a hairy field?

Once you find out that you are special, I am afraid that you will not directly ask for GG.

Lin Qian'an now understands why Sun He and Yi Liang are so taboo against Amu using their abilities.

If Amu's abilities are discovered, he may be captured, and Sun He and Yi Liang will lose their children later.

This is what they don't want to see.

In other words, as long as you are a parent, you don't want to see such a thing happen.

Lin Qianan touched his chin and began to re-create the game plan.

At the beginning, he also planned to farm here, to upgrade step by step, to reach the peak step by step.

But now it seems that this idea is undoubtedly a bit naive.

This place is already a remote area, and the holy orders of the eight holy places can actually cover it, which shows that their power must be extremely powerful.

If Amu's ability is slightly exposed, I am afraid it will not be long before he will be discovered.

Although he didn't know what the Eight Great Holy Lands wanted to do with Amu, it definitely wouldn't be a good thing to invite Amu to dinner.

Time passed, Amu was six years old.

Lin Qian'an was not able to let Amu do too many experiments because he was controlled by his mother, Sun He, a little bit to death.

However, under the guidance of Sun He, he learned a little bit of boxing.

It is a simple move to carry qi and blood, but it has not reached the realm of otherworldliness.

Anyway, it is far inferior to the martial arts that Lin Qianan spreads in reality.

At most, it has reached the level of a first-level extraordinary person.

At this moment, the hunter named Li Qi and the other hunters came back from the mountain with injuries, and they brought bad news.

They encountered alien beasts in the mountains. In order to cover their retreat, Amu's father Yi Liang was taken away by the alien beast.

In the end, Li Qi and the others only found Yi Liang's unfinished corpse.

Hearing this news, Sun He's expression instantly became sad.

The hunters next to them also looked ashamed, and they all said that they would find a way to distribute a portion of food to Sun He and them in the future.

The corners of Lin Qian'an's mouth twitched. At the beginning, Dad sacrificed to heaven. Is this the protagonist?

Shaking his head, Lin Qianan directly chose to read the file.

Time returned to the very beginning of the game, at the dinner table, father Yi Liang revealed that the imperial court was going to impose additional taxes.

Before Yi Liang decided to go hunting in the mountains, Lin Qianan, who had already prepared his words, spoke up.

[Yi Mu: Dad, I had a dream last night, and I already know how to get through this difficult time, so you don’t have to worry so much. 】

That's right, this is Lin Qian'an's plan.

Under the pretext of dreaming by gods and people, showing early wisdom, and then spreading knowledge of martial arts, etc., quietly farming and developing.

Although the routine is old, the more classic the routine, the more effective it is.

Hearing this, Yi Liang was suspicious and looked at Sun He next to him.

[Yi Liang: What story did you tell Mu’er again? 】

Sun He shook his head, his face also very puzzled.

[Sun He: I don’t remember telling Mu’er this kind of story! 】

Lin Qianan was speechless.

[Yi Mu: Father, mother, the child did not lie, what the child said was true, the goddess also imparted a lot of knowledge to the child, I will read a paragraph for you to listen to.]

Immediately, Lin Qianan described a "Basic Internal Skill" by typing.

Yi Liang and Sun He were a little confused, but after all, they were martial arts practitioners. Although their training systems were different, at least they could understand the part of carrying qi and blood.

Afterwards, Lin Qianan made a little more in-depth explanation.

As a result, Sun He was the first to practice his true qi.

Afterwards, Yi Liang also practiced his True Qi one after another.

At this moment, Lin Qian'an's words suddenly had extremely high credibility.

[Yi Mu: Father, mother, the gods said that the child has a mission and is destined to become a great person in the world. In the future, I would like to ask you to help me. 】

Hearing this, Sun He and Yi Liang were a little stunned.

They did not expect that their children would suddenly become so unfamiliar.

However, Yi Liang immediately nodded.

[Yi Liang: Mu’er, since you have God’s help, as your parents, we will naturally help you. 】

Sun He excitedly hugged Amu.

[Sun He: My son is really extraordinary, I know it, otherwise, why would the Holy Land find you so tirelessly! 】

Hearing the sound, Yi Liang frowned, and Shen Sheng gave a warning.

[Yi Liang: Be careful! ! ! 】

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