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"The following is a player from China, Li Tuan-jie!" The live DJ at the Spurs AT\u0026amp;T Center Arena passionately introduced Li Tuanjie who is about to play.

"Uh, it's such a simple introduction every time, can you come up with some new tricks..." In the virtual space, Li Tuanjie played basketball with the Spurs for two years, and he heard this introduction every time he played. , the ears can hear calluses...

"You want to touch the back of my head again? I'll hide!" Seeing Duncan's big fan-like hand stretched out towards the back of his head, Li Tuanjie immediately lowered his head and hid...

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This virtual game started, and Li Tuanjie, as Deng Daida's chief substitute, sat on the bench honestly, waiting for Popovich's playing arrangement.

The opponent is the Minnesota Timberwolves. Since the Timberwolves achieved the No. 1 record in the Western Conference in the 03-04 season, they have shown a landslide decline in the next two years...

In the 03-04 season, the Timberwolves ranked first in the Western Conference...

In the 04-05 season, the Timberwolves finished ninth in the Western Conference and did not enter the playoffs...

In the 05-06 season, although this season has not yet finished, the Timberwolves currently rank second to last in the Western Conference, and it is already difficult to turn around...

The teams in the virtual space are all simulated in real time in terms of lineup. Currently, the three-headed monster of the Timberwolves, the alien Cassel has left the team, and the madman Sprewell has left the team because he did not reach a consensus with the Timberwolves on salary... …

Speaking of Madman Sprewell, the old fans must not be familiar with this guy anymore. He almost strangled his coach to death during training. It was a good thing he did...

At the beginning, the Timberwolves provided a very good contract to the madman, but this guy said "It's not easy to support a family without an annual salary of tens of millions, it's better to sleep at home"...

Later, the result can be imagined, this guy really fell asleep at home...

Of the Timberwolves' three weirdos, only wolf king Garnett is left alone. Besides wolf king Garnett, there is only one Szczerbiak who is a good helper in the team.

Under such circumstances, it is no wonder that the record of the Timberwolves has plummeted...

And the Spurs are now in the limelight, very strong, obviously much stronger than the Timberwolves, the strength gap between the two teams is still very large!

"Li Tuanjie, start warming up and get ready to play!" Li Tuanjie leisurely watched the duel between Duncan and Garnett, the top five forwards in history, and Popovich suddenly spoke.

"What, are you going to play? Grandpa, don't play me, let me go against the Hard Tee again?!"

In today's league, if there is such a vote [choose the matchup player you don't want to meet], then Kevin Garnett will definitely be elected with an overwhelming advantage...

In the virtual space for more than two years, Li Tuanjie had to meet Wolf King Garnett a few times in a year. When he was lucky, Li Tuanjie didn't have to appear on the stage, and Deng Daida would be the opponent.

When luck is unlucky, like today, Popovich directly sent Li Tuanjie to the field to face the troublesome Wolf King...

Wolf King Garnett averaged 21.8 points, 12.7 rebounds, 4.1 assists, 1.4 blocks and 1.4 steals per game this season. The most comprehensive power forward in NBA history is by no means in vain!

If it's only because of its strength, then that's fine. Li Tuanjie will be blown up at most. For such a long time, Li Tuanjie has already been used to being blown up...

You know, Li Tuanjie, who just entered the virtual team, didn't want anything. He didn't know anything about tactical moves, defensive scum, offensive scum, everything was scum anyway, and it would be strange not to be beaten.

Besides, Wolf King Garnett is the top player in the league today, and even ranked first in history. It is not a shame for Li Tuanjie to be blown up...

What really gave Li Tuanjie a headache was the hard trash talk...

It's not like Li Tuanjie has never seen someone who swears badly in the street. There is a woman in his neighborhood who has a first-class ability to swear at the street.

And Garnett's trash talking ability, in Li Tuanhe's opinion, is even stronger than his own female neighbor...

After one game, it can even be said that there is no need for a game, one quarter of the game, Garnett can definitely spray the face of the opponent's saliva...

Li Tuanjie has really experienced it!

"Hey, let's get on with it. If it's not that I can't wear a headset on stage, I really want to put on a headset and play some happy music, so that I can't hear hard trash talk..."

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In the dead ball stage, Duncan went off and Li Tuan came on.

"Hey, you little bastard with no hair yet, Duncan can't beat me, did you use up my stamina by sending you on the field?"

"Coward, you are only worthy of being a substitute for the rest of your life!"

"I want to blow you up, you are not my opponent at all!"

"Beating you is easier than beating a three-year-old!"

Li Tuanjie was about to collapse, and Garnett's mouth was chattering like a cannonball, spraying five times a second...

In fact, Li Tuan also knew that the Garnett in front of him was an artificial intelligence simulated by the system, and all the trash talk was set, so the speed of spraying people was extremely fast...

In the real world, Hardt definitely doesn't have the tongue speed like a machine gun...

Of course, this is not certain, maybe Harder really has such a quick tongue, otherwise, how could he have the opportunity to taste the donuts of Melon Anthony's wife...

(Uh, it’s fine if this little fan doesn’t know...)

If you encountered such a big troll in the real world, even if Li Tuanjie couldn't troll him, he would definitely have to fight back. But now in the virtual space, he is confronting an artificial intelligence? Isn't that really crazy...

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Li Tuan came on the stage, and it just so happened that this offensive round belonged to the Spurs!

The Spurs are a team that advocates team basketball very much, at least in the Duncan era, basketball began to be transmitted in the hands of the Spurs players present.

The ball was passed into the hands of Li Tuanjie. He participated in the virtual game this time, and he was waiting for this moment!

At the moment of receiving the ball, Li Tuanjie didn't hesitate at all, and directly used a step-back shot to make a shot, and scored a mid-range shot in front of Garnett!

In the next few attacks by the Spurs, as long as the ball is in the hands of Li Tuanjie, there is basically no return...

If it were left in the past, Li Tuanjie would never have dared to do such nonsense. It took him so long to get Popovich's recognition and thus become Duncan's chief substitute. There is no doubt that the few attacks just now The round is definitely not the tactical effect Popovich wants...

If Li Tuanjie chooses too many unwise shots, it will definitely arouse Popovich's disgust. At that time, Li Tuanjie may become the patron saint of drinking fountains...

But even so, Li Tuanjie had reasons to make crazy moves!