My Wife Has Been Blackened

For Zhou Yanci, it was the first time that a big girl got on the sedan chair for a blind date.

In my previous life, I dealt with neurosis all day long, or I was a nurse or doctor in a mental hospital. Tell me, how romantic is this?

The few times she was discharged from the hospital, the hospital sent three or two nurses to follow her along the way, for fear that she would bring any trouble back.

As a mental patient, it is amazing to be treated like this.

"You are not allowed to walk in front of me, you have to walk behind me." The black idiot was moaning while looking at Zhou Yanci without blinking.

"My mother said, my daughter-in-law is not allowed to eat if I don't eat, and my wife is not allowed to talk if I don't speak. I walk in front and my wife can only walk behind. If I bought it, it can only be from my Cheng family. Ten or eight babies, from now on you just have to have a good baby." As she spoke, a stream of crystal clear saliva dripped onto the back of her hand.

Wang's face was startled, and she hurriedly said: "Mr. Cheng loves you so much, I'm afraid you'll be tired from walking too fast. Mr. Cheng, what did you buy for this? This is the official marriage of a bright matchmaker." How ugly it is to buy, although the exchange is true. It's worthless, but it's too ugly to avoid Yang's regret.

Mrs. Wang couldn't help complaining about Mrs. Cheng, she can talk nonsense in front of this fool, and this white girl hasn't entered your house yet.

"My son is smart." Mrs. Cheng took advantage of the time when everyone was not paying attention, and pulled her son.

I can't learn anything from teaching him in the past, but now I can remember such a long string of words.

"Yanyan come forward, be careful where you step." Dong's heart was full of anger, even the clay figurine was a little angry.

Yang Shi didn't speak, but she seemed to be thinking about something along the way. Tuesday Lang walked in front of her, and she could see her son as soon as she looked up.

A group of people with different thoughts entered the main hall. On the top of the main hall, there are three big golden characters, Quanfu Hall.

The hall was full of people coming and going, and there was a bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bah

There are three futons in the hall, and there are Sifang Bodhisattvas around them, and many futons are placed under their feet.

"Let's go, it's our turn." Mrs. Wang lit the incense and brought it over, and handed it to Mrs. Yang, Mrs. Cheng and the silly son. After thinking about it, it seemed too obvious, so everyone simply gave it.

Zhou Yanci grabbed the incense, and saw that the three Yangs in front had already knelt down, and the few without futons behind them were kneeling on the ground. They were all countrymen and didn't pay much attention.

"Today, King Zhou's family visits each other and asks the Bodhisattva to bless them, and bless the two families to be in-laws." Wang said with a smile in a low voice, just enough for a few people to hear.

When Yang heard this, she only lowered her eyes, looked at her daughter, and then at her son. After all, nothing was said.

Kneel down, make a bow, get up, and insert incense.

When a few people are planning to worship the next bodhisattva, bang!

The little girl behind was so frightened that she dropped the stick in her hand, pointed at the big bronze vessel filled with incense candles, her eyes widened, and said, "Oh my god, this bag of incense candles is all gone."

The members of the Yang family who hadn't escaped from the crime scene suddenly turned their heads, and saw that the incense candles that were almost on fire just now were all extinguished in a moment.

When the breeze blows, it also brings up bursts of incense ash.

Sister Cheng's complexion darkened in an instant.

"It's them, it's them, I saw them put the incense on it with my own eyes, and before they left, the big vat of incense candles went out." The little girl was amazed, and pointed to Mrs. Cheng who was the first to put the incense.

A group of people looked at each other in blank dismay.

The little novice monk who heard the news took a glance, his eyes widened, and he quickly made a rescue.

"Amitabha, the benefactors are shocked. It seems that these incense candles have been mixed with other things, which has nothing to do with the benefactors. The benefactors just burn incense with peace of mind..." The monks did not lie...

It's okay not to lie.

The little monk was also very helpless. I have never seen such a battle.

Only then did Yang's and the others look better, but they seemed surprised to see the people around them, and they followed them step by step, feeling very annoyed in their hearts.

There are several bodhisattvas in this hall, and they didn't hesitate at all, and directly took incense to worship.

I don't know...

Just plugged in the incense candle, "Hey, hey, it went out again."

"Is it right? I said yes? If you still don't believe me, I'll tell you that the incense sticks will be extinguished after they worship." The little girl almost jumped up, pointing at Yang's group of people and they all started talking about it.

Yang Shi swallowed her saliva, and looked dumbfounded at the instant extinguishment of the burning incense, feeling cold in her heart.

"This, this, is this a coincidence?" Zhou Zhoulang's voice was trembling.

The Cheng family's short black legs were trembling, and he kept hiding in her mother's arms, crying out for fear. Everyone burst into laughter.

"It's time for Quanfu Temple to rectify. I will report to the abbot when I turn back, and I will definitely rectify it. I promise not to let the benefactors buy fake incense." The little novice made excuses for them in a serious manner.

So desperate.

People offering incense around: Hehehe...

"Why don't you offer another stick of incense?" the little novice asked tentatively with a bitter face.

The people around all booed: "Up one stick, up one stick. Let's see another stick."

Shouting made Yang's group turn pale.

"No, why did this happen. Could it be that there is something really wrong..." Even that Wang's face turned pale, and he always felt that he had pulled a pair of red lines. I always feel like I did something wrong.

With a sullen face, Mrs. Cheng squeezed a handful of incense sticks, and she didn't care how many sticks she had. Pulled Yang and divided it in half, the two of them used the old rules...

Under the eyes of everyone, kneeling, bowing, and offering incense...

Pooh!

Put out another large piece...

There was a crowd of people behind him, and there was an uproar. Seeing Yang and the others turn around, the crowd of onlookers retreated several steps in fright. As if avoiding the plague...

"Why are you asking for such a big deal? You can't even see a Bodhisattva?" An old lady asked in surprise.

This is too nasty, kneel down, bow down, and pour a slice.

No one would believe it if they hadn't seen it with their own eyes.

Upon hearing this, Yang's face immediately changed, and his eyes suddenly looked at Zhou Yanci.

"Speaking of which, you don't believe me, I, I, I..." I really just want to be safe, and I want the two families to get married and be lucky! !

Wang's heart roared, and the whole person was in despair.

"Mother, mother, mother, I'm afraid... Mother, I'm really scared, I don't want me, I don't want..." Suddenly, the trembling silly son of the Cheng family screamed, his eyes rolled, and he fainted from fright. die past.

I! No! want! marry! she!

It comes from a fool's intuition, marrying her will definitely make people feel uneasy!

Brother, what did you make? Mantian gods and Buddhas saved the rest of your life.

Mrs. Cheng hugged her son crying and screaming, and several young monks helped carry him into the back room.

"Here, sister, what we talked about just now. I didn't say anything about being a sister. You have the right to be a sister and never come. Bodhisattva bless you..." Wang's face was pale, and she saw the Yang family There was fear in his eyes.

He even bypassed Zhou Yanci's family and scrambled down the mountain.

Twenty years of working in the industry, I have never met such in-laws that God does not want to see. It's really going to happen, it's a crime.

In a blink of an eye, the Zhou family was left in a daze.

"Ha, this is the first time I've met someone who can match my Xie family's misfortune." The little girl in the back room just standing in front of the man in the black shirt laughed.

The man said nothing. Rather, I think, um, we are all people who receive special 'care' from the heavens.

But the abbot Amitabha said, no, no, no, donator, you think too much, can you be treated as two people? ! !