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A decree of the Shuzhou Taoist Academy, passed down by flying pigeons, arrived at the Mengshan Taoist Palace.

This decree requires that both Lu Li and Liu Jing rush to the Shuzhou Taoist Academy within one day.

Lu Li took a look at the decree of the Taoist Academy, and smiled at Liu Jing next to him, "It seems that our Taoist test results have attracted attention from above."

"It must be so!"

Liu Jing sighed, "This disciple has been taking the test for 33 years, but he has never been able to get a first-class grade. Now...you can only take the Dao test after being taught by the master. It's really emotional!"

"Ha ha!"

Lu Li laughed, the 33-year-old boss of the "college entrance examination" is really awesome.

Putting away the decree of the Shuzhou Taoist Academy, Lu Li stood up and said to Liu Jing, "Prepare the horses and luggage, we will set off immediately."

"Yes!"

Liu Jing bowed to take orders and hurriedly went out to prepare.

Afterwards, Lu Li took Liu Jing and Lishi Shigang, one person and two horses, to hurry up and hurried to Shuzhou Daoyuan.

Shuzhou Taoist Temple is located in Chengdu, more than 300 miles away from Mengshan Taoist Palace.

The three of Lu Li galloped fast, one person and two horses, alternately advancing, and hurried to Chengdu Mansion. Three hours later, the three of Lu Li arrived at the Shuzhou Taoist Academy.

"Lu Li and Liu Jing, the deacons of Mengshan Taoist Palace, have been ordered to come to the Taoist temple, please report."

Arriving at the entrance of the Taoist Academy, Lu Li handed the decree issued by the Taoist Academy to the disciples of the Taoist gatekeeper.

The Taoist disciple who was guarding the gate took a look at the decree and said quickly, "It turned out to be Deacon Lu and Deacon Liu, please come with me."

Under the guidance of the concierge disciple, the three of Lu Li entered the Taoist temple and sat down in a reception room.

"You two, please wait a moment, I will report to the first adult immediately."

The concierge disciple explained and hurriedly went out to report to Zhang Yusheng, the first seat of the Shuzhou Taoist Academy.

Zhang Yusheng raised his brows when he received the news, "It came so quickly? Haha, are you trying to reincarnate?"

Turning around and waving at the concierge disciple, "Just arrange them in the guest room."

"Yes!"

The concierge disciple bowed to take orders, and hurried back to the reception room.

"Deacon Lu, Deacon Liu. The first one ordered me to take you to the guest room to settle down, and come with me."

Afterwards, the concierge disciples brought Lu Li and the three to the guest room of the Taoist academy, let them settle down, turned around and left.

Next... The three of Lu Li were completely ignored.

"I hurriedly called us over, but we didn't even see each other."

Liu Jing frowned, "Is this leaving us here?"

"Don't be impatient!"

Lu Li smiled, "Since you called us here, he will definitely come to us. Just wait!"

This wait... until noon.

It's time to eat. The three Lu Li, who hurried over all the way, also felt hungry. It's a pity that no one in the Taoist Academy paid any attention to the three of Lu Li, and no one took care of their meals.

"Shigang, go out and buy some food and come back."

No one takes care of the meal, so you can only deal with it yourself. Fortunately, after Mengshan Daogong's surname was Lu, Lu Li didn't worry about money at all.

Shi Gang took the order and hurried out to buy food.

After lunch, the three of Lu Li sat on the cold bench and waited, but no one paid any attention to them.

I waited until the night, but no one paid attention.

On the first day, no one paid attention.

The next day, no one paid any attention.

Liu Jing also asked the disciples of the Shuzhou Taoist Academy, and only got the sentence "I don't know about this." Even if they asked to see the first building of the Taoist Academy, no one would pass it on to them, and they were completely left here.

…………

That night, the moon was sparse, and the bright moonlight filled the earth.

"Disciple Zhang Yusheng, welcome the immortal!"

Zhang Yusheng, the first Taoist temple, respectfully greeted a young Taoist priest wearing a Tibetan blue robe and came to the main hall.

"Is the person who took the excellent test already in the Taoist Academy?"

The young Taoist sat down on the futon in the hall and asked Zhang Yusheng.

"Reporting to the immortal, the excellent scroll Lu Li, the excellent scroll Liu Jing, and a strong man have already stayed in the left wing of the guest room. Waiting for the immortal to call at any time."

Zhang Yusheng hurriedly bowed to answer. After he finished speaking, he asked, "Shangxian, have you heard that Lu Li and the two have come to visit?"

"no need!"

The young Taoist waved his hand, "Waiting at the door, I have my own opinion!"

"Yes!"

Zhang Yusheng bowed to take orders, quickly walked out of the hall, and stood guard at the door of the hall.

In the hall, the young Taoist reached out and took out a silver pill and placed it on the table. He took out another stick of incense and put it into the incense burner to light it.

The cigarettes rose up, and the fragrance was fragrant.

Zhang Yusheng, who was guarding the door, smelled the fragrance and felt refreshed and refreshed.

Is this... Could it be the legendary requiem incense?

It is indeed a fairy! It's refreshing to smell it.

Zhang Yusheng was full of admiration. This is the true cultivation of the Taoist Court of the Free World. Those of us in the world of Taoism are completely loach in the mud, they are the cranes in the sky!

The next moment, Zhang Yusheng saw that the young Taoist priest was sitting cross-legged on the ground, calming down.

Among the curling cigarettes, the young Taoist priest who is calm and serene, with a solemn appearance, is extraordinary and refined.

At this time, as if another breeze was blowing, the curling blue smoke of Anhunxiang suddenly churned, and an invisible pressure swept out.

Zhang Yusheng only felt as if there was a big mountain pressing on top of his head, causing him to kneel involuntarily.

The next moment, a bright moon lit up in the hall.

Zhang Yusheng saw that the silver pills placed on the table were shining brightly, like the moonlight.

Between the brilliance, the silver pill slowly floated up and floated in mid-air. The next moment, the silver pill instantly dissipated and turned into a silver mist.

Zhang Yusheng smelled a breath and immediately understood that this was Dan Gong!

Between the brilliance, the silver mist tossed and flowed, and slowly manifested a majestic heavenly general!

A splendid silver immortal armor, flowing with the brilliance of the moon. A moon-like light wheel lit up at the back of his head. Majestic and sacred, otherworldly.

This is true Taoist cultivation!

Zhang Yusheng hurriedly lowered his head and kneeled respectfully at the entrance of the temple.

As the silver radiance shone, this heavenly general rose up on the wind and flew out of the hall in a volley.

When going out, Tian Jiang turned his head and glanced at Zhang Yusheng, and instructed: "Take care of my physical body, and don't allow any disturbance!"

"Follow the law!"

Zhang Yusheng quickly took the order!

The next moment, the silvery sky will rise into the sky, and the figure will instantly dissipate, as if merging into the moonlight reflected in the sky.

…………

The left wing of the Taoist room.

Lu Li, Liu Jing, and Lishi Shigang, each rested in the room on the left wing.

It was already dark, and the three of them fell into a deep sleep.

At this time, in the moonlight that sprinkled the courtyard, a moonlight spread like flowing water and quickly fell into the courtyard of the left wing.

"According to Zhang Yusheng, Lu Li, who took the excellent test, lives in the first room on the left wing."

The moonlight rippled like water and floated to the door of the first house in the left wing. The moonlight condensed, and a silver armored celestial general appeared again.

"Being able to take the Excellent Scroll must be a thorough knowledge of the Three Thousand Paths. To do this, you need a powerful soul."

"It's true or false, and you don't need to re-exam. I can test your soul with the technique of dreaming!"

"If it's true, then you are eligible to enter the Taoist court to cultivate the truth. If it's false...then you will be lost!"

"Reincarnation into a dream, open!"

Yin Jiatian squeezed out a mysterious finger in his hand, stretched out his hand a little, the moonlight rippled, and an invisible wave poured into the room, covering the sleeping figure on the bed.

And then... no response!

"Eh? What's the situation?"

The silver armored general was stunned for a moment, "Could it be that I practiced the method of training the soul the day before yesterday and lost the power of the soul? Well, I can't save trouble, let's use the complete ritual!"

Thinking of this, Yinjiatian squeezed his fingers and stepped on his feet, and the moonlight circled and intertwined at his fingertips, turning into a mysterious and unpredictable spell.

"A dream of Huangliang!"

"Tai Shang Lao Jun is in a hurry like a decree! Edict!"

The mysterious and unpredictable charm instantly turned into light, and an even larger divine soul force rushed into the room instantly, covering the sleeping figure on the bed.

And then... nothing happened.

"Uh?"

The brilliance that circulated around Yinjia Tianjiang was stagnant for a while, as if his mind was stunned.

what's going on?

I have cultivated into a yin god, and now it is the full moon night when the moon is full of glory. Why can't my "huangliang dreaming technique" attract the soul of a mortal?

It's not that the power of this mortal's soul is stronger than that of me, a yin cultivator, right?

I don't believe it anymore!

Once again, he squeezed his fingers and stepped out, and the Gin Armor Heavenly General began to cast spells again. One after another silver light circled and intertwined, and the spell was rebuilt.

The next moment, Yinjiatian will bite his fingertips, and a drop of liquid that is like the condensation of moonlight will pop out and fall into the spell.

This drop of liquid condensed by the moonlight is the source of the soul of the Heavenly General of the Silver Armor.

Consuming a drop of divine soul source liquid to drive Huang Liang into the dream technique, even a yin cultivator in the night wandering realm, if you are not careful, you have to do it, I don't believe that a mortal like you can stop it!

"Huang Liang is in a dream! Taishang Laojun is in a hurry like a decree! Edict!"

The brilliance rushes up, and the moon is bright.

An even larger divine soul power swept out and enveloped the figure sleeping soundly on the bed.

And then...still no response!

"How can there be such a reason! How can there be such a reason!"

Heavenly General Yinjia jumped with anger, "Why doesn't it work? Why can't he mobilize his spirit? Could it be that this mortal named Lu Li has a spirit stronger than the yin cultivator in Yeyoujing? How is this possible?"

If the spirit of a mortal is stronger than that of Yeyou Yinshen... Then we still need to cultivate a fart?

I don't believe it anymore! Come again!

Shining Armor casts another spell. This time, he dripped three drops of divine soul source liquid in a row.

The Huangliang Dreaming Technique blessed by three drops of divine soul source liquid, even a day-travelling cultivator who can appear under the scorching sun, can't stop this spell!

"Tai Shang Lao Jun is in a hurry like a decree, decree!"

The silver light is more brilliant, and the power is even greater!

However...still no response!

"Fuck you uncle!"

Yin Jiatian was so angry that he was so angry, "If I hadn't been able to sense his breathing, heartbeat and spirit fluctuations, I would have thought he was a dead man!"

Three drops won't work, so six drops!

Even a mortal can't handle it. If I can't afford to lose this person, I will be laughed at by those bastards in the Dao court!

As soon as he gritted his teeth, Yinjia Tian would consume six drops of the divine soul source liquid, and once again cast the Huangliang into a dream spell.

And then... still nothing!

Come again!

Come again!

Again... never again!

It's been seven times! Not a drop left!

At this moment, the silver armored heavenly general, the silver radiance is dim, the figure is hazy and erratic, it looks like it has been mined and replenished by the female devil!

What is a scumbag? It's the man who was squeezed dry!

can not afford to hurt! Can not afford to hurt ah!

Tianjiang Yinjia stared at the room for a while, the depression in his heart was beyond words.

With a flick of the figure, the silver light exploded, turning into a dim moonlight, and staggeringly leaned against the wall and floated out.

in the temple.

Zhang Yusheng, who was guarding the door, saw a dim moonlight and staggered over!

Uh? What's the situation?

Shangxian, you look like this... how come I look like I was squeezed dry by Xiao Taohong?

Zhang Yusheng was stunned.

The bleak Yuehua staggered into the shrine, re-condensed into a silver pill, and landed on the shrine's case with a clang. A faint breeze pierced into the young Taoist body.

The next moment, the young Taoist opened his eyes.

His face was pale, his eyes were dull, and his eyes were dull, as if one hundred and eight female fairies in Pansi Cave had fought in turn.

When I went, there was a kind of pride and ambition of "goblin, eat me a stick". When I came back... the iron rods were all ground into embroidery needles!

Zhang Yusheng shook his head and threw out the thoughts of the wind and moon in his mind. He hurried to the young Taoist priest and asked with concern: "Shangxian, you are..."

"Oh! I saw that Yuehua was prosperous tonight. I took the opportunity to absorb some Yuehua and improved my cultivation."

The young Taoist hurriedly exerted himself, pretending to be calm.

"Increase cultivation base?"

Zhang Yusheng blinked, "Why doesn't it look like it?"

"What do you know about cultivation?"

The young Taoist glared at Zhang Yusheng, "Returning to the basics, do you understand?"

"I understand! I understand!"

Zhang Yusheng nodded again and again, "It turns out that Shangxian really is a great improvement in cultivation! When he went out, he was bright and flamboyant. It was too ostentatious. When he came back, it was dim and dull.

The young Taoist rolled his eyelids. I don't want to talk to you!

"Shangxian, I wonder if you went to check on Lu Ziming this time, what was the result?"

Zhang Yusheng asked the young Taoist priest again.

The young Taoist took a deep breath, looked up at Zhang Yusheng, and grinned, "Do you know why you can't enter the Taoist court and cultivate the true way?"

"Uh……"

Zhang Yusheng didn't know why the young Taoist mentioned this, but he could only answer honestly: "Because the disciple failed the Taoist test. After taking the test for many years, the best result is only B!"

"That's right! Because you're stupid!"

The young Taoist grinned for a while, stretched out his hand and waved at Zhang Yusheng, "I hate idiots the most, get out!"

What's more, there is no wink at all.

I have suffered such a big loss, why are you still asking things around and asking things, do I want to lose face? Hemp wheat skin! You deserve to be unable to cultivate the true way in your whole life!

After waving Zhang Yusheng away, the young Taoist hurriedly closed his eyes to rest.

The soul source liquid is almost drained! I lost a lot of money this time!