My Life Simulator

Dalang drinks medicine, this is an extremely scary sentence.

The lethality to passers-by is very similar to "Master, Huanggu has arrived" and "His Royal Highness, the Xuanwu Gate is in front".

Of course, if you change to a female transmigrator, the most afraid of hearing may become "sister-in-law, Wu Song has something to say".

in the room at the moment.

While Lu Li was in shock, the woman walked to the bed with the medicine bowl in her hand.

As they got closer, Lu Li could also see the woman's appearance.

This woman was about seventeen or eighteen years old, dressed in plain clothes, but she was dressed as a married woman.

This temperament... looks very pure, not like Sister Jin Lian's smoky look, shouldn't the surname be Pan?

"Is your injury any better?"

The woman stretched out her hand and handed the medicine bowl to Lu Li, still scolding, "You are a scholar, why are you fighting with those idle men in the rivers and lakes? You have no self-knowledge if you have no power to tie the chicken, and you have to fight with others, don't you? ?"

student?

Lu Li blinked, it seems that she should not be Jin Lian's sister, after all, a big man is a sesame seller, not a scholar.

Therefore, this kind of traversal mode of replacing the identity is really dangerous! If you are not careful, it will lead to "Dalang drinking medicine".

The bowl of medicine in front of me...should be safe. Hazard perception does not sense danger from this bowl of medicine.

However, Lu Li still secretly activated the virtual laboratory, and the toxicity test of this bowl of medicine determined that it was not a poison, but a decoction that nourishes qi and nourishes blood.

This made Lu Li heaved a sigh of relief.

After thinking about it, it turns out that I am a scholar in my current identity, but I was fighting with the idlers in the arena and was injured?

Injury of course does not exist.

Lu Li clearly felt that there was no injury on his body. It's just... the fight with people still needs to be dealt with.

He took the medicine bowl and swallowed it in a few mouthfuls. Lu Li wiped his mouth, handed the bowl to the woman, and said, "If a man should not do anything, he must do it. A scholar is upright..."

"Alright! Alright! Still in good spirits?"

The woman in front of her sneered, her face full of contempt, "You are jealous of others in the brothel, and you can still be considered upright when you are beaten. This shameless appearance is indeed a scholar!"

What? brothel?

What the hell! You got hurt because of this?

It would have been better if the plot started earlier, at least... you can explore the ancient brothel culture!

"It's impossible to be jealous! It's impossible to kill!"

Lu Li's face was full of righteousness. "My generation of scholars, even if they step into the brothel, they will meet friends through literature, and have nothing to do with the wind and moon. How can they be jealous?"

"Okay, just keep talking about your nonsense!"

The woman snorted coldly, "During the day, the guy from Yunyan Pavilion came and said that you still owe them three taels of silver. In order to treat your illness, I even took out the last jewelry, and I have no money. These three taels of silver, You can find a way to pay it back!"

After speaking, the woman flicked her sleeves and turned to go out, leaving only Lu Lifeng in a mess.

Lying in a groove!

Not to mention going to the brothel, you still owe money for prostitution?

Just because of our good looks, you still have to pay for going to the brothel? It really makes no sense! Big loss!

My plot identity this time, looks a bit scum!

Lu Li shook his head helplessly, turned over and got up, ready to familiarize himself with the environment and figure out the situation.

The eyes have adapted to the dark. Lu Li has evolved his eyesight twice, and his night vision ability is far beyond that of ordinary people.

At this moment, Lu Li can already see the scene in the room clearly.

Unsurprisingly, it was indeed a poor family.

This is a thatched cottage, and the surrounding walls are also made of clay mixed with thatch.

The furniture in the room is also worn out. A shabby bed covered with thatch and burlap, with a bed of cotton wool piled on it. There was also a broken table in the middle of the room with an oil lamp on it.

Lu Li stepped up, looked down and saw that there was only half of the lamp oil left in the lamp.

At a glance, there is an aura of impoverishment everywhere.

This is a bit of a bad start. It's just... when I was in the Ming Dynasty, I went from Bai Ding to a prince. The small problem of money can be solved easily.

Find out the situation first. At least we have to figure out who the woman just now is and what it has to do with my current status.

Just thinking of this, Lu Li suddenly froze. I almost forgot, this kind of identity replacement mode, the system comes with "background information"!

Well, it's been a long time since I used this kind of traversal mode to substitute identities.

Lu Li smiled and quickly opened the system panel. Sure enough, he found a "Background Information" icon on the system panel.

The idea was triggered, and the background information unfolded. Like a movie, countless pictures appeared in front of Lu Li.

In the background information, Lu Li's current identity is still called Lu Li, and his appearance is still Lu Li's true colors.

It's not surprising, after all, it's a simulated plot centered on Lu Li himself, so there's definitely no need to change his name or his appearance.

Lu Li, courtesy name Ziming, was a native of Linqiong County, Chuannan Road, Yizhou.

Seeing this place of origin, Lu Li grinned. Isn't this the real hometown, Xichuan Yucheng? It's just a name change.

As for the dynasty... a bit messy. In the "Background Information", the history of this martial arts plot has changed since the Three Kingdoms era.

In the era of the separation of the three kingdoms of Wei, Shu and Wu, Zhuge Wuhou went out of Qishan six times, and the northern expedition to the Central Plains was...successful!

What is even more terrifying is that Marquis Zhuge Wu, who was on the verge of death in history, actually abandoned literature and embraced martial arts and lived out his second life. Taking the head of an admiral in the army is like looking into a bag to get things!

Shu Han ruled the world, Zhuge Wuhou suppressed all dissatisfaction, and continued the great Han for three hundred years.

Now, more than a thousand years have passed since Zhuge Wuhou made a powerful impact on the world. The country has changed hands several times. I don’t know about Wei and Jin, and there is no Tang and Song Dynasties. Now this dynasty has become a “Great Qi”.

Zhuge Wuhou has long since passed away, but... the era of martial arts created by him has already prospered. In today's Daqi Dynasty, there are martial arts schools everywhere, and there are knights everywhere.

This background information is interesting.

Zhuge Wuhou turned out to be "the originator of martial arts", the supreme master.

Imagine the elegant and easy-going Zhuge Kongming, throwing away the goose feather fan and slashing people with a knife... I don't know how the style of painting is skewed to that angle.

Lu Li smiled and shook his head, focusing on his current identity.

In this martial arts world, Lu Ziming is just a poor scholar and a poor scholar.

Lu Ziming, who is 24 years old this year, was admitted as a scholar at the age of 18, but since then he has never recovered and failed repeatedly. Two years ago, my parents who worked hard and died one after another. Lu Ziming gradually lost all his family property, and now he has four walls.

It is worth mentioning that... the previous girl who "drank the medicine", named Liu Fei, turned out to be Lu Ziming's wife!

What the hell!

Lu Li's eyes widened. Did the new plot go directly to his wife? It's just... so sweet!

After taking a closer look at what happened, Lu Li felt something was wrong.

Although it is not uncommon for us to marry a beautiful girl based on our good looks. The question is... what is selling one's body to bury the father, what kind of great kindness and great virtue can't be repaid, and can only promise each other with one's body, how can it look like a routine!

This kind of routine, the so-called "tea girl" and "kindergarten girl" in later generations, can also play hundreds of tricks for you.

More importantly, in the "Background Information", Lu Ziming and Liu Fei wanted to do something for granted, but Liu Fei beat him into a pig head on the spot.

Sister Liu Fei knows martial arts, so terrifying!

After more than a year of marriage, Lu Ziming had never even touched Liu Fei's hand. No wonder he was going to hang around in the brothel.

awful! A capital miserable!

I just lost my face!

What made Lu Li even more puzzled was that Liu Fei deliberately "promised each other with her body", what exactly did she plan for?

Wealth? Lu Ziming has already lost all his fortune. Talent? Lu Ziming is a talented scholar. Image quality? Hungry for my body? I haven't even touched my fingertips!

something wrong! Absolutely wrong!

Are you going to start a family fight? This expansion is a little weird!

Lu Li shrugged his shoulders, reached out to open the door, and walked out of the room.

It was snowing outside. The cold wind blew snowflakes and sprinkled them one after another, covering the entire yard.

Turning his head and looking around, Lu Li saw that the light was still on in the main room opposite.

Under the light, two figures suddenly appeared on the window, and they were a man and a woman!

What the hell!

Lu Li looked at the two shadows projected on the window, and an indescribable feeling filled his heart!

Grass...is a plant, it's so green, it must never grow overhead!

Although the relationship with Liu Fei is only a "husband and wife relationship" in the background information, and there is not even a substantive relationship between husband and wife, but... this is still a green head!

It really makes no sense!

Lu Li frowned tightly. Perhaps the former Lu Ziming could only be angry and dare not speak out in the face of this kind of thing, and he was completely powerless to resist. But...it's different now!

Now that he has taken over the identity of Lu Ziming, he must bear all the causes and effects of this identity.

Don't you want "Dalang to drink medicine"? I will give you a "Wu Song has something to say"!

This is a teacher asking for guilt!

Lu Li squeezed his fists, without concealing the movement of walking, and rushed towards the main room.

"Who?"

Hearing the sound of Lu Li stepping on the snow, the "Ximen High Official" in the room burst out with an angry shout.

In the next instant, the window shattered with a bang, and a figure flew out and fell into the yard in an instant.

This is a young man wearing a brocade robe, his appearance is decent, and he looks very rich in attire.

Sure enough, this is a typical "Ximen high official", completely in line with the character.

"It's you?"

This "Ximen high official" obviously knew Lu Ziming.

After seeing that it was Lu Li, the "Ximen High Official" did not have the slightest guilty conscience, instead, his eyes flashed fiercely.

"How dare you eavesdrop on us? Find death!"

There was a sharp look in the eyes of "Ximen High Official", he reached out and grabbed it, and the long knife on his back came out with a "chuck".

What the hell! The "old king next door" in the martial arts world is so fierce?

Not only did he not have the slightest fear, but instead he drew his sword and wanted to murder his husband? It's really downhill!

This era is not the future. Derailment of women in later generations is a legal act without any legal constraints. The derailment of today's women is completely "adulter **, everyone gets it and punishes it".

You damn old king next door, how dare you draw a knife in front of Lao Tzu?

I will kill you!

A coldness flashed in Lu Li's eyes, and he was ready to fight back.

"stop!"

At this time, Liu Fei shouted loudly, and her figure rose into the air, and instantly fell in front of Lu Li, blocking Lu Li behind her.

Huh? Look at her behavior... she's actually protecting me?

A flash of surprise flashed in Lu Li's eyes. This "Sister Jinlian" actually has a conscience? You didn't even plan to murder your husband?

"Junior sister, why are you protecting him?"

Seeing Liu Fei standing in front of Lu Li, the "Ximen high official" on the opposite side frowned, "He eavesdropped on our secrets, why did he keep him? Just kill him to avoid future troubles!"

"He doesn't know martial arts, he's just an ordinary person."

Liu Fei explained: "How can he hear it so far from the room? Don't make any extras."

"Humph!"

This "Ximen High Official" gave Lu Li a stern look, and reluctantly put away his long knife, "It's your fate, I'll leave you a dog today!"

Good luck to you!

If Liu Fei didn't protect me, now... both of your corpses are already cold!

Lu Li pouted, and there was a flash of coldness in his eyes. Let me save you a dog's life first, and I have to see what Liu Fei is trying to "promise with herself"!

After the truth is clear, I will kill you and sacrifice to the sky!

"Senior brother, you go out first, I have something to tell him."

At this time, Liu Fei waved to "Ximen High Official", "Wait for me at the mountain temple outside the city!"

"What else is there to say?"

This "Ximen high official" snorted, "Isn't it more convenient to kill a filthy scholar directly?"

"Brother..."

Liu Fei's tone became a little heavier.

"Okay, okay, I'm going out!"

"Ximen High Official" waved his hand dejectedly, stepped on his feet, swept up to the roof, and disappeared into the night after a few ups and downs.

Is this... light work?

Lu Li saw the figure of "Ximen High Official" flying up, and a gleam of light flashed in his eyes.

With Lu Li's current ability, he still can't fly so easily! Sure enough, this world has martial arts, which is extraordinary power.

"see it?"

Liu Fei turned to look at Lu Li, "This is the difference between us, I'm a hero of the rivers and lakes, you are a weak scholar, and you and I are not from the same world."

"so?"

Lu Li raised his brows, and a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth. Could it be that this is another divorce plot? Am I going to say "Don't bully young poor"?

"Lu Ziming, you must have guessed it."

Liu Fei ignored Lu Li's sneer, and said to herself, "I pretended to be married to you, just incognito, in order to avoid the pursuit of the enemy. Now, the matter is over, and I have to leave."

I see!

So... is this another trick of the "tea girl"?

The rivers and lakes are deep, I want to go back to the countryside!