My Life Simulator

The flight from Shanghai to Los Angeles takes about twelve hours.

When Lu Li arrived at Los Angeles Airport, it was already nine o'clock in the morning the next day. At this time, it is exactly nine o'clock in the evening in the country.

Get off the plane and walk out of the airport. In the square outside the airport, Lu Li started the live broadcast again.

"Hello everyone, I'm Lu Li, that is, Master Lu of Freehand Rock Climbing."

Lu Li turned and pointed to the airport behind him, "Now, what everyone sees is Los Angeles International Airport in the United States. Yes, we have arrived in Los Angeles."

"El Capitan is in Yosemite National Park, California. We'll have to transfer to a short flight at Los Angeles Airport, about an hour later, to get to Fresno, and then drive to Yosemite National Park. Expect to arrive around 2pm."

After Lu Li's live broadcast started, many netizens who were curious about whether Lu Li really came to climb the Emirates Rock quickly clicked in.

"Fuck! Really in Los Angeles? Is he really going to climb El Capitan?"

"I didn't quite believe it until I saw El Capitan."

"Do you really want to climb El Capitan without protection? Isn't it bad to live?"

"Watch it! It's too early to comment."

"If you really have the courage to climb El Capitan, I will blow you up!"

"Actually... I really hope that the live broadcast will not go, and I can't bear to see the anchor fall into meat sauce."

This time the live broadcast was launched, and the comments of netizens were more objective, and there was no brainless black.

Next, Lu Li drove the live broadcast to the airport to buy tickets and took a short flight to Fresno.

When boarding the plane, Lu Li also filmed the short-haul flight to Fresno live.

I have to say that this short-haul flight of American Airlines is the smallest plane that Lu Li has ever taken.

"Look, this is the short-haul American Airlines flight we're going to take."

Lu Li pointed at a small "slap-sized" plane on the tarmac and broadcast live to netizens, "Seeing the plane in the Mi Empire, an inexplicable sense of superiority arises spontaneously!"

"Haha! It looks like a toy."

"There are few Americans, and the domestic flight traffic is low. Especially the plane to a small place like Fresno, there is not much traffic, and there is no need to jerk off."

"I'm going! Master Lu is really going to climb Emirates Rock?"

At this time, netizens believed in their hearts, and there were fewer and fewer people who scolded Luli.

Lu Li and his party, including the accompanying film crew, took the flight to Fresno City near El Capitan, just like a chartered plane.

An hour later, the plane landed in Fresno, a small town in western California.

A city with a total population of just over 200,000, according to domestic standards, is a small county in the seventh or eighth tier.

In terms of urban construction... it is not as good as the small county towns of the seventh and eighth tiers in China. The only feature is that this place is full of vineyards.

They found a rental company in Fresno and rented a few cars. Lu Li and his party drove directly to Yosemite National Park.

It takes more than three hours in total to drive along Highway 1 to reach Yosemite National Park.

Along the way, Lu Li started the live broadcast, filming the roadside scenery, and showing the western style of Milliken to the netizens.

Western California is a vast area with sparsely populated areas, and the road is full of wilderness, and it is difficult to see people.

Occasionally encounter some roadside shops, which are also very simple motels, similar to shacks.

After driving along California Highway 1 for about two hours, a small town appeared ahead.

This is the small town of Oakhurst near Yosemite National Park!

Oakhurst is indeed a small town, smaller than the townships in the country.

This is a tourist town. The main source of income is the tourism service industry. There are gas stations, supermarkets, restaurants and hotels along the road.

Lu left the live broadcast, and just arrived in Oakhurst Town, when there was a sudden "bang" in front of him.

"Fuck! Gunshots!"

Chen Yu screamed in horror, and hurriedly stepped on the brakes.

The two cars behind also stopped. Everyone looked nervously at the town ahead.

Lu Li was still streaming live.

At this moment, the netizens in the live broadcast room are already noisy.

"Free Millikin, shooting every day. The ancients don't deceive me!"

"Master Lu, run! Be careful of being shot."

"The larger the caliber, the more democratic, the faster the rate of fire, the more free."

Lu Li ignored the tricks of the netizens and looked up at the town ahead, only to find... the residents who came and went in the town were very calm and didn't take the shooting seriously at all.

Well, we are so rare.

In a free country, what counts as how many shots are fired? Maybe it's just a beer bottle shooting contest!

Lu Li shrugged his shoulders and said to Chen Yu, "Go ahead! It doesn't look like there was any shooting."

"Yes, it shouldn't be a shooting."

Chen Yu looked at the calm residents in the town, nodded slightly, started the car carefully, and drove into the town.

The car stopped in front of a hotel in town called "South Gate Suites."

Of course, this name was translated by Lu Li. As for whether it is called "South Gate", "South Gate", or "South Gate", who knows?

Checking in at the "South Gate Hotel", Lu Li casually talked to the hotel owner in English and asked, "Just now... We seem to have heard gunshots?"

"Oh, the mayor's sheriff is catching a cattle thief! It's been shot dead, it's all right."

The innkeeper said it very calmly.

Lu Li's mouth twitched slightly. This is the difference between the law enforcement of the Midi police and the domestic police.

A thief who steals things, the domestic police can't shoot at all.

But Midi's cops... have a real joke. A young man tried to commit suicide with a gun. After the police rushed over, he ordered the young man to put down the gun, but the young man refused to listen, and was shot dead by the police on the spot.

Lu Li shared this joke with the netizens in the live broadcast room, which immediately caused a burst of laughter.

American rescue suicide, like Russian hostage rescue, is a famous local feature.

"Water friends, we have arrived at the small town of Oakhurst near Yosemite National Park. Because of the jet lag, the live broadcast is temporarily here. Tomorrow, I will show you El Capitan with your own eyes!"

Turning off the live broadcast, Lu Li was very satisfied with the live broadcast system.

Even in foreign countries, there is no problem of signal transmission, and it can be broadcast live without restrictions.

Afterwards, Lu Li and his party had a meal at the restaurant outside the hotel. American lunch...bread, sandwiches, chips, coke, that's all.

Some people who travel abroad always like to talk about "American food". Lu Li couldn't understand it. Does America have gourmet food?

After eating a few pieces of unbearable bread, taking a few sips of Coke, and dealing with lunch, Lu Li and his party went back to the hotel and went straight to sleep.

...

The next morning.

Lu Li and others set off from the hotel and drove to Yosemite National Park.

"Water friends, we're on our way to Yosemite National Park. In two hours, you'll be able to see El Capitan."

With the live broadcast all the way, everyone drove to Yosemite National Park.

By this time, most netizens have stopped spraying Luli.

"Master Lu's live broadcast is very interesting. I watched the famous California Highway 1, watched the shooting every day, and watched the western style. Even if Master Lu didn't climb the Emirates Rock, this live broadcast was quite good."

"Speaking of which, Master Lu should stop climbing! Climbing the Emirates Rock with bare hands and no protection is really a life-threatening effort. It's too dangerous."

"Yes! Yes! Lu Li is so handsome, he can only do live tours, he doesn't need to work so hard. (Love.JPG)"

"Yes! Lu Li is so handsome. I love you!"

Well, a lot of girl netizens appeared in the live broadcast room, attracted by Lu Li's good looks.

The car drove all the way, and an hour later, everyone came to the management office at the entrance of Yosemite National Park.

After showing the relevant documents of "rock climbing", the staff of the management office were surprised.

"Are you going to challenge El Capitan? Unprotected freehand climbing?"

A Hispanic staff member looked at Lu Li and his party in horror, "My God! How could someone do such a crazy thing? I thought there was only one lunatic, Alex, who wasn't afraid of death!"

"Challenge yourself and go beyond your limits."

Lu Li grinned, "This is not madness, but a great feat of mankind's conquest of nature!"

"All right!"

The bearded Spaniard shrugged, "I can't understand it, but... good luck!"

"Three grams of oil!"

Lu Li waved his hand to the bearded man, and everyone drove on, and drove into Yosemite National Park in a hurry.

Behind him, the bearded Spaniard shook his head slightly as he looked at the car that rolled away with smoke and dust.

"Man, hope I don't see you in the morgue!"

...

The car drove for more than an hour in Yosemite National Park when a rolling hills appeared ahead.

In this mountain range, a whole gray-white mountain stands majestically. This is the Chief Rock.

Chief Rock, also called Chief Rock, can be said that the whole mountain is a big rock.

A big mountain with a height of 914 meters is a single stone.

"Water friends, we are about to arrive at El Capitan."

Lu Li was still broadcasting the live broadcast, "Look, everyone, there is no vegetation or soil in the front. It looks like a gray-white mountain, which is the famous Emirates Rock."

"It is said that the Indian tribes who lived here at the time, every chief ascended the throne, came here to hold a ceremony. This is the origin of the name of Chief Rock."

"The reason El Capitan is famous is because master rock climber Alex completed the extreme challenge that shocked the world here."

"Lu Xun said: The monk can touch it, but I can't?"

"Lu Li said: Alex can climb, but I can't?"

After this live broadcast, the netizens in the live broadcast room laughed again.

"Lu Xun: Yes! I really said that!"

"Obviously Ah Q said it! Ah Q molested the little nun, but the little nun refused, and Ah Q said, "The monk can touch it, but I can't?"

"What does Zhou Shuren say have anything to do with me, Lu Xun?"

"Hey, don't you care about Master Lu? Master Lu, do you really want to climb Emirates Rock? Stop climbing, it's too dangerous!"

"Indeed! Live tours are fine. Unprotected rock climbing, or the 914-meter El Capitan, is too dangerous."

"Master Lu, I don't want to see you fall in the live broadcast room."

Although most netizens are no longer spraying Luli, there are still some netizens who spit fragrance.

"Cut! Those who said no rock climbing were all the navy soldiers invited by the host, right? Bring a wave of rhythm, and then the host took the opportunity to find a step to stop climbing, and he could confidently say: This is what you won't let me climb! This routine , see through it at a glance!"

"Spicy chicken! How long do you want to lie?"

"I've seen through everything long ago. It's all a routine. If the anchor dares to climb, I'll live stream it!"

Lu Li pouted, but didn't answer.

"Screenshot taken!"

"Screenshot taken!"

Watching the fun is not too big of a deal. Some other netizens were inspired to watch the excitement by the phrase "live broadcast", and they all said "take a screenshot and wait."

Shortly after, the car stopped near El Capitan.

There was no road ahead, Lu Li and others could only get out of the car and walk all the way to the Emirates Rock.

"Water friends, we have arrived at El Capitan."

When he came to the bottom of the Emirates Rock, Lu Li flew the live broadcast drone. "What we are seeing now is the highest cliff on the Emirates Rock, known as the 'Wall of Dawn'. This cliff is 914 meters high, almost perpendicular to the ground."

"This is where Alex has climbed and it's where I'm going to climb."

Walking to the bottom of the cliff, Lu Li reached out and patted the hard and smooth rock surface of the cliff, and continued: "Everyone, El Capitan is a huge piece of granite. Because of countless years of wind and rain, the surface of the cliff has changed. It's very smooth and the rock climbing is extremely difficult."

"From the picture, many people can't understand what the 914-meter cliff feels like. Now, I let the drone fly to the top of the cliff to show everyone the most realistic picture."

With that said, Lu Li waved his hand, and the drone driving the live broadcast system roared into the sky and flew all the way to the top of the cliff.

"Fuck! The anchor's drone is so dangling? The climb is so fast!"

"Such a small drone can fly so high? I'm afraid this thing cost a lot of money!"

When the drone climbed, netizens were amazed at Lu Li's live broadcast drone.

Soon after, the drone had flown to the top of the cliff, and Lu Li began to adjust the direction of the camera.

The drone that comes with the live broadcast system has a very sci-fi operation method, and you can direct the action of the drone by thinking about it directly.

"Attention! Attention!"

Lu Li reminded netizens to pay attention, "High energy ahead, please hold on to the handrail!"

Even if the drone was not around, Lu Li's voice still sounded in the live broadcast room.

Under Lu Li's reminder, netizens involuntarily focused their attention.

The next moment, the drone suspended on the top of the Chief Rock slowly turned its direction and moved the camera towards the bottom of the cliff.

A bottomless and steep cliff suddenly appeared in the picture!

Straight, steep and bottomless, just like standing on the edge of the roof of a high-rise building and looking down, it brings a strong visual impact.

"Fuck! I'm scared to death!"

"I obviously don't have acrophobia, but I shivered with fear."