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"Win? The Japanese pirates were wiped out?"

Yang Zhifu, who was busy running just now, after hearing the news, put on his official robe, stroked his beard and smiled, "This time, this official took the arrow and stone, and killed the Japanese pirates in one fell swoop, and finally lived up to the emperor's favor!"

After finishing the score, Yang Zhifu hurried out of the city with his officers, ready to receive this shocking military exploit.

You say this battle has nothing to do with this official? snort! It's not that the government is in command of the town, and a mere puppet can win a battle? The chief merit is of course the official's.

On the other hand, Shaoxing commander Wang Peng also received news of the victory of the army.

Wang Peng didn't show any more, he got on his horse, and hurried out of the city with his cronies.

In war, Wang Peng can't do it. Is it something like taking credit? Basic operation only.

In a moment, Yang Zhifu and Wang Zongbing met at the gate of the city by coincidence. The two looked at each other, smiled at each other, nodded slightly, and already had a tacit understanding.

The city gate opened, and Yang Zhifu and General Wang, with a group of men, stepped out of the city gate in high spirits and rushed towards the army formation of Lu Li.

"Stop here!"

When the two came to a distance of 300 meters in front of the military formation, a sergeant in black hurried forward and stopped in front.

"Bold!"

Wang Zongbing hit the horse and pointed at the sergeant blocking the road with a horse whip, "This officer is the Shaoxing Zong Bing, and next to him is Mr. Yang, the prefect of Shaoxing. Who is your leading general? Why don't you call him to meet him?"

The black-clothed sergeant blocking the road glanced at Wang Zongbing and Yang Zhifu, but paid no attention at all.

"Bastard! How dare you resist?"

Wang Zongbing roared angrily, and whipped his whip at the black-clothed sergeant.

The sergeant in black hurriedly took a step back, avoiding the whip, and the rifle in his hand had already been raised, "First warning. Charge the army formation and kill!"

"Kill to kill? Your mother-in-law is courting death!"

Wang Zongbing's face was full of rage, he pulled out his waist knife with a swoosh, and swung the knife and slashed at the black-clothed sergeant.

In the eyes of an old bureaucrat like Wang Zongbing, the soldiers under his command are no different from pigs and dogs, and can be killed at will.

However... Lu Li's soldiers are not something he can kill.

The moment President Wang drew his sword, the sergeant in black pulled the bolt of the gun, opened the safety, and the bullets were loaded.

Seeing General Wang swing the knife, the sergeant in black pulled the trigger without hesitation.

"Bang" a gunshot sounded, and a gust of gunpowder rushed out, and the whistling bullet hit Zongbing Wang's helmet, knocking Zongbing Wang's helmet flying.

Wang Zongbing... scared to pee!

His face was pale, his eyes were sluggish, and the long knife in his hand fell to the ground. Wang Zongbing only felt that his crotch was hot, and he was really scared to pee.

Hearing the sound of the gunshot, the patrol sergeant in front of the army formation quickly picked up the gun and rushed up.

This move... made Wang Zongbing and Yang Zhifu's entourage frightened again.

"Ah! Killed!"

"Help!"

"Run!"

Amidst a panicked and strange scream, President Wang and Prefect Yang's entourage ran away in an instant.

Only Wang Zongbing, who was scared to pee, and Yang Zhifu, who was paralyzed on the ground, were left in the field.

The patrol sergeant escorted the two of them, led them into the army formation, and came to Lu Li.

"General, just now a team of men and horses rushed to the army formation. After the dissuasion was ineffective, they also intended to launch an attack. The two leaders have been taken down. Please deal with the general."

The patrol squad leader escorted Yang Zhifu and Wang Zongbing to Lu Li's military tent.

Lu Li raised his eyes and glanced at Yang Zhifu and Wang Zongbing, and waved the patrol squad leader away.

No need to ask, Lu Li already knew what was going on. It must be these two bastards who deliberately put on airs and wanted to use their power to overwhelm people, but unexpectedly the sergeants didn't take it at all.

"The two should be officials of the Shaoxing House, right?"

Lu Li glanced blankly and asked, "Why did you attack the army?"

"Humph!"

Yang Zhifu straightened his clothes, snorted coldly, and raised his head arrogantly.

After seeing Lu Li, Yang Zhifu's spirit grew stronger again.

Before, it was a scholar who met a soldier, so I couldn't explain it rationally. Now? You, Qiu Ba, who leads the army, dare to offend my prefect?

"This official, the prefect of Shaoxing."

Yang Zhifu stood with his hands behind his back, raised his head, glanced at Lu Li with slanted eyes, and assumed an aloof posture.

The military bullies the prefect, and there is no king, do you want to rebel?

In Yang Zhifu's view, as long as he applied for an official position, in this social environment where the civil servants are high above the ranks and the military officers are inferior to pigs and dogs, the only thing Lu Li can do is to kneel down and beg for mercy, bowing his head and begging for guilt.

"Shaoxing prefect?"

When Lu Li heard Yang Zhifu's report, he didn't react at all. He sat on the side of the table without moving, and just asked casually, "What are you doing in our army?"

Uh?

Yang Zhifu's face was full of astonishment. Lu Li's reaction was completely different from what he expected!

You are a bastard. After bullying the government, not only did you not bow your head to apologize, but you are still so arrogant?

It is absolutely impossible!

Such arrogance and lawlessness will inevitably lead to rebellion, and the more you can fight, the greater the harm. For the sake of Daming Jiangshan, this government must get rid of you traitor!

"presumptuous!"

Yang Zhifu roared angrily, "You are so courageous! This mansion came here in person, and you are a bastard, but you can't sit still? Thief, An dare to be so rude?"

"Huh? Disrespectful?"

Lu Li almost laughed out loud, "You don't know who I am, do you? The general Songjiang commander, Uncle Yunjian, Lu Li!"

No wonder Yang Zhifu and Wang Zongbing couldn't recognize Lu Li.

Because Lu Li didn't use the banners of "Songjiang Chief Soldier" and "Uncle Yunjian" at all, only the bright red sun and moon banner was erected. Lu Li's clothes were the same as the other soldiers, he was all wearing a black military uniform without a robe.

So... Yang Zhifu and Wang Zongbing were completely idiots after hearing that Lu Li reported his name.

The noble earl is not a Qiu Ba who can bully casually. I wanted to pinch the soft persimmon, but I bumped into a steel plate. This is embarrassing.

"Haha! Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding! I didn't know that Uncle Yunjian came to lead the army. It's rude and rude!"

Both Yang Zhifu and Wang Zongbing were old officials, and they changed their faces very quickly, and immediately saluted Lu Li with a smile on their faces.

"Okay! Go back wherever you came from! I wouldn't have time to deal with you."

Where did Lu Li not know that these two guys came together, just wanting to share the credit? Lao Tzu worked hard to lead the troops to fight, and you are busy running away. Do you want to take credit for winning? Go dream!

"Uncle Yunjian, for this great victory, this manor has contributed a lot."

Seeing that Lu Li was chasing people, Yang Zhifu didn't care about his face, and directly asked for credit.

"A lot of effort? Why didn't I see a few soldiers on the tower of Shaoxing Palace when this general came here? And... I didn't see two figures on the tower!"

Lu Li's face was full of contempt. Still want to share the credit? Really stinky shameless.

"Of course it's because this government and Chief Wang are mobilizing people to make a surprise attack..."

"Okay! Stop talking nonsense!"

Lu Li waved his hand, "In a word, I fought the battle, and it has nothing to do with you."

"Uncle Yunjian, you have to think clearly!"

Yang Zhifu's face became gloomy, "This residence is a disciple of Elder Xu Ge. Don't think that with your status as an honorable person, you can be lawless."

"Yang Zhifu, wake up at night. Don't think that you will be safe when you sleep in the government office. Unpredictable circumstances can happen. Who knows when the Japanese pirates will return to Shaoxingfu and accidentally pluck Yang Zhifu's head?"

Threatening my father? I'm afraid you don't know how to write dead words.

"Lu Li, how dare you threaten this mansion..."

"roll!"

Lu Li let out a roar, and several guards in front of the tent rushed in, escorted Yang Zhifu and General Wang, and threw them out of the army formation.

Two flies and bugs, how disgusting!

Now that we have a vengeance, it is better to kill him, so as not to continue to disgust Lao Tzu in the future.

"Sun Ding!"

Lu Li shouted outside the tent.

"arrive!"

The captain of the personal soldiers, Sun Ding, hurried into the military tent and saluted Lu Li.

"Bring a class of people, change out of military uniforms, dress up as ordinary people, and go into the city to inquire about the situation of Yang Zhifu and Wang Zongbing."

Having said that, Lu Li paused for a while, and then said, "If it's a dog official who is greedy and perverts the law, then... let them die for justice and serve the country with their own bodies!"

Judging from the virtues of Yang Zhifu and Wang Zongbing, the possibility of not being a dog official is too low.

"Yes!"

Sun Ding led the way.

Like Sun Ding and the others, Lu Li's cronies trained by Lu Li's own hands did not hesitate to give Lu Li's orders.

That night, Lu Li received the information sent back by Sun Ding.

Yang Zhifu and Wang Zongbing are both exceptional talents, talents who make money. It is said that the day before the Japanese invaders attacked the city of Shaoxing, Yang Zhifu and Wang Zongbing sent their families and dozens of vehicles of belongings.

Dozens of cars of property! I'm afraid it's not hundreds of thousands of taels of silver, right?

Lu Li directly ordered to "hoe the traitor", and sent cavalry guards to recover the property that had been transported away in advance.

So much silver, it is better to use it to build warships than to enjoy it for these dog officials.

The next morning, Sun Ding came back. Yang Zhifu and Wang Zongbing have also "disappeared".

In the afternoon, the cavalry guards reported that the stolen money had been recovered, and all kinds of gold, silver, pearl and jade were equivalent to 500,000 taels.

Three years of Qing Dynasty prefect, one hundred thousand snowflakes of silver. Making money, we are professional.

Lu Li was helpless and could only sigh.

Forget it, this kind of thing can’t be put to an end at all, let’s report the victory first!

...

After a day of correction in Shaoxing House, Lu Li led the army and officially set off.

A total of dozens of vehicles were transported with the documents to report the victory, the heads of the Japanese pirates and the seized materials of various swords and armors that were transported in the vehicle, and they hurried all the way to Hangzhou Prefecture.

"Good news!"

"Great victory! Great victory!"

"Uncle Yunjian led the army to pacify the Japanese. In the battle outside Shaoxing City, 5,000 Japanese pirates were wiped out and 4,000 were beheaded. Great victory!"

(It was not a mistake to wipe out five thousand and behead four thousand. After the shelling, many Japanese pirates could no longer find their heads.)

The sergeant in black who reported the victory galloped all the way on a steed, shouting non-stop, and rushed into the Hangzhou Mansion with a rumble.

Four thousand beheaded? real or fake?

The people of Hangzhou Fucheng felt unbelievable when they heard the sound of beheading 4,000 people.

Since Governor Hu Zongxian took office in Hangzhou, the people of Hangzhou have heard a lot of good news. It's just... those good news are only dozens of beheadings.

Now there is a man who wiped out 5,000 Japanese pirates and beheaded 4,000? This is also... too blowing, right?

In the Governor's Yamen, Hu Zongxian was stunned for a while when he saw the beheading of 4,000 people after receiving the letter of victory.

This...isn't a typo? Forty beheaded, is it written as beheading four thousand?

"Uncle Yunjian really used his soldiers like a god!"

Hu Zongxian sighed in admiration, glanced at the sergeant who came to report the victory, and said hesitantly, "It's just...the number of beheadings...isn't something wrong?"

"There's something wrong with that."

The sergeant in black who reported the victory seemed very honest and nodded quickly.

A smile appeared on Hu Zongxian's face. Since the attitude is so sincere and honest, there is no need to go into it. Anyway, no matter how many beheadings, at least the danger of Shaoxing House has been solved.

"The artillery hit too hard! After three rounds of salvos, the Japanese pirates were all blown up, and they couldn't fight together. Many heads could not be found. Otherwise, it would be no problem to behead five thousand people."

The sergeant in black who reported the victory had a simple and honest smile on his face.

Hu Zongxian: ? ? ?

what do you say? Four thousand beheadings is not enough? And behead five thousand?

Hu Zongxian frowned. Uncle Yunjian, this is too much! It is normal operation to falsely report a little on the merits. But, are you too vain?

The total number of Japanese pirates that came from Shaoxing was only four or five thousand, right? Did you kill them all?

"Lord Governor, the head of the Japanese pirates and the captured armor and materials will be sent to the Governor's Yamen, please check."

The sergeant in black bowed to Hu Zongxian.

check? Does it really stand the test?

Hu Zongxian was a little confused about the situation.

Not long after, the carriages that transported the heads of the Japanese pirates and the soldiers and armors had arrived at the Governor's Yamen.

Hu Zongxian walked out of the yamen and looked up to see a long line of dozens of carriages outside the Governor's yamen.

There are also countless people gathered outside the yamen to watch the excitement.

Hu Zongxian looked at these carriages, and a thought popped up in his heart, could it be... maybe... Really beheading 4,000 people?

"Check and gain!"

With an order, the officials of the Governor's Yamen hurried forward and lifted the tarpaulin covering the carriage.

Thousands of pirate heads, countless swords and armors, and broken banners and drums, all kinds of achievements were presented in front of everyone.

It turned out to be true!

As the anti-Japanese governor, Hu Zongxian can naturally see that these heads and armors are not fake.

What a shocking victory of beheading 4,000 people!

"Uncle Yunjian led the army to pacify the Japanese, annihilated 5,000 Japanese pirates, beheaded 4,000, and captured countless soldiers and armor!"

The officials of the governor's yamen announced "good news" to the surrounding people.

It turned out to be true! It turned out to be a big victory!

At this moment, the people of Hangzhou Prefecture, who were suffering from Japanese pirates, burst into warm cheers.

"Da Ming is mighty!"

"Uncle Yunjian is mighty!"

"Da Ming Wansheng!"

On this day, the whole city of Hangzhou cheered, and many people spontaneously took out firecrackers and set them off.

While Hu Zongxian was happy, he also had some regrets.

No matter how brilliant the record of Uncle Yunjian is, it is also the credit of Uncle Yunjian. It has nothing to do with me, the governor!

Why don't I have such a strong soldier under my command?

Qi Jiguang: What did you say?

Yu Dayou: You forgot me?