My Life Simulator

"A great shame! A great shame!"

The familiar roar echoed in the classroom. The head teacher, Lao Xu, slapped the podium angrily, like a furious lion.

And... back to high school again?

Looking at the familiar scene in front of him, Lu Li felt a little weird in his heart. Did he designate the plot to unfold in the mode of "City Rebirth" by default?

Turning to look at the familiar seat... There is no figure of Liu Qin. In the seat was another girl.

Liu Qin is not in Yucheng No. 1 Middle School? The current time line is after Liu Qin completed the Mathematical Olympiad?

Looking down at the textbooks on the desk, it really is the first semester of high school.

The current time is September 2012.

Liu Qin won the gold medal in the International Mathematical Olympiad in April this year and entered the Mathematics Department of Shuimu University directly.

Now I'm still a seventeen-year-old boy, still a high school student.

By the way, I've read it several times in high school, right?

The Xueba plot is once, the champion plot is once, and the police plot is still in high school in the United States, and now he is in high school again.

High school is really a crossroads in life. Different life, mostly high school as a turning point.

In the Xueba plot, I took the Xueba route. The champion story takes the route of sports students. In the police plot, the test is directly for the police.

This time... I'm going the art student route?

Lao Xu was still roaring on the podium. The habitual "shameful shame" still echoes in the classroom.

Lu Li didn't pay attention to Lao Xu. In the previous Xueba plot, I tried to save Lao Xu, but in the end all efforts were meaningless. Reality and plot are two completely different things, and changing the plot does not affect reality.

Turning to look at Yu Wenshu at the same table next to him, Lu Li smiled. The guy still hasn't changed at all. Even though Lao Xu was roaring on the podium, he still watched his novels quietly.

Lao Xu once scolded Yuwenshu angrily, scolding him: What's the use of reading novels? Can you rely on novels to eat in the future?

However... Yuwenshu in reality really relies on novels to eat. Although it is not yet a top writer with an annual income of hundreds of millions, at least it is no problem to have a well-off life.

Life is really unpredictable. Who knew that this guy Yuwenshu would become the god of internet writing in the future?

Lu Li didn't look around anymore.

Because Lao Xu's eyes have swept over him twice, and for the third time... Lao Xu will "spur" again.

Lu Li felt that he had already taken the "Propulsion" badge once, so there was no need to take it again.

Sitting honestly in the seat, listening to Lao Xu's "discipline". It wasn't until the end of get out of class bell rang and Lao Xu walked out of the classroom that the dead classroom regained its vitality.

"Heavy rain, what kind of novel are you reading? I am so fascinated by it."

Lu Li reached out and patted Yu Wenshu's shoulder, and asked with a smile, "Is it... an indescribable plot?"

"Fighting into a horse. A masterpiece. It's so cool! It's so powerful!"

When Yu Wenshu talked about the novel, his brows lit up, "Don't bully the poor! These words made my blood boil."

"It looks cool, it's better to write it."

Lu Li smiled, "Have you ever thought about writing a book yourself?"

"Write?"

Yu Wenshu trembled, looked up at Lu Li, opened his mouth, "I... can I do it?"

"Why not?"

Lu Li felt that it would be interesting to start Yu Wenshu's road to greatness ahead of time, "Don't bully the poor! Believe me, and believe in yourself, you can definitely do it."

"Can it be possible?"

A light flashed in Yu Wenshu's eyes, like a blazing flame, "Yes! I can definitely do it!"

"Yes! It must be possible!"

Lu Li grinned and said in his heart: As long as you write "My roommate is a monster", it will definitely be a god.

After fooling Yu Wenshu for a while, Lu Li also began to think about his "Master Road".

Master of arts and crafts, this is not something you can do casually.

The first step... I have to pass the college entrance examination for art students and be admitted to a famous art school in China before I can enter this "circle".

If you don't enter the circle, you are a "folk artist".

Folk artists, like folk scientists, belong to the bottom of the chain of contempt.

To become a "master" as a folk artist is an impossible task.

It is now the third semester of high school, and the college entrance examination will be in June next year. The art examination will be held before the college entrance examination, probably around April.

So...I only have eight months.

Specialty students take three paths of music, sports and fine arts. To become a "master of craftsmanship", you can only take the road of fine arts.

Art happened to be a project that Lu Li was completely unfamiliar with and needed to learn from scratch.

Calligraphy and painting are not separated. In addition to learning sketching, oil painting, and traditional Chinese painting, calligraphy is also a must.

To learn these, the best way is to sign up for a special class, under the guidance of a teacher, it is very convenient to learn.

Although there are art teachers in high school, there are also art students. However, the art teachers bring students who have been trained for a long time and are ready for the art exam.

Lu Li, who has no entry level, will not accept it if he goes to the art teacher. It's only eight months before the art exam, and you haven't even gotten started yet. Want to take the art test too? What are you kidding?

In the story of Xueba, Lu Li sent Liu Qin to the Youth Palace countless times to practice piano, and he also knew that there were many calligraphy and painting training classes in the Youth Palace.

It's just... it costs money to sign up for this kind of specialty class.

Lu Li's family background is not very good, and his parents want Lu Li to study hard rather than engage in art.

So, at the beginning, you can only learn by yourself.

Fortunately, with the development of information in modern society, everything can be found on the Internet.

After school in the afternoon, Lu Li did not go home directly, but went to the Internet cafe with Yu Wenshu.

This time, Yu Wenshu no longer went to the Internet cafe to browse the dungeon, but planned to register an author number on Qidian.com to write a book.

Lu Li also turned on a computer, first opened the web page, and searched for the requirements for the art specialization test.

In the art specialty test, sketching and coloring are all compulsory items. Calligraphy and Chinese painting belong to another subcategory. You can take the exam at the same time or not.

When opening this plot, it was clearly prompted to "promote traditional culture", so calligraphy and Chinese painting must be learned well.

After reading the exam items, Lu Li opened the webpage again and began to search for teaching materials on calligraphy, Chinese painting, sketching, and oil painting.

There are instructional videos available online.

Lu Li opened the teaching videos and watched them one by one. With the blessing of unforgettable memories, Lu Li remembered it after reading it once.

The teaching videos on the Internet are the basics. It is these foundations that Lu Li needs now.

After reading these basic teaching videos, including Introduction to Calligraphy, Introduction to Sketching, Introduction to Chinese Painting, and Introduction to Oil Painting, Lu Li finally has a preliminary understanding.

The basics are learned, and the rest is practice!

Lu Li's plug-ins are "unforgettable", "heaven rewards diligent work", plus the newly opened "ingenuity" and "calm". In eight months, it can definitely be practiced.

But... still need money!

Pen, ink, paper, inkstone, paintbrush, and easel all require money, and the consumption is not small.

"Lu Li, I've already registered. What do you think should I use a pseudonym?"

At this time, Yu Wenshu turned his head to look at Lu Li, and said excitedly.

"Pen name? Isn't your pen name Da Yu?"

Lu Li replied casually.

"Heavy rain? This pen name is good."

Yu Wenshu nodded with a smile, and quickly filled in the pseudonym.

Seeing this scene, Lu Li's heart moved... Huh? Am I going to copy novels again?

I played a copy of a novel once in the movie emperor's plot, and now I'm doing it again?

Copying novels is a way, but it takes two or three months from the time when the new book is uploaded to the payment of the manuscript fee. Lu Li couldn't wait that long.

Besides... Lu Li has a faster way to get money.

Open the webpage, find a translation website, log in, and see a lot of messages offering rewards for translation.

I am a man who has finished memorizing the English-Chinese dictionary.

Clicking on a post that offered a reward of 5,000, asking for a document to be translated, Lu Li glanced at the QQ left by the poster, logged in immediately, and sent a friend invitation, with the sentence "I can translate the document for you".

The other party quickly passed the friend invitation, and immediately sent a message: "Dude, my information is more important, and it is very professional. Many words are very rare. Can you handle it?"

"No problem. I'll translate half of it for you first. If you think it's suitable, you can pay it. If it's not suitable, forget it."

Lu Li smiled calmly. Uncommon words? Professional word? I even memorized the 2020 edition of the English-Chinese Dictionary. If there are more rare words, it is impossible to be rare until 2020.

Seeing that Lu Li was so confident, the other party immediately sent an electronic file over.

Lu Li received the document and opened it, and it turned out to be a professional document.

This is a foreign paper.

This kind of thing is the document with the most uncommon words. Because... there are no words to write and write, and the author can even make up a word by himself.

Although this paper is uncommon, it will not be until 2020. Lu Li glanced at it, and it was completely clear at a glance.

Lu Li typed "crackling" directly in the chat window.

The typing speed learned by copying novels in the movie of the movie emperor is like flying with ten fingers, and Yu Wenshu, who is typing slowly next to him, is stunned.

"I said, Lao Lu, when did you type so fast?"

Yu Wenshu couldn't help but ask.

"The more you fight, the faster it will naturally be."

Lu Li smiled, "After you wrote the novel, your typing speed must have skyrocketed."

"that's true!"

Yu Wenshu laughed and immersed himself in creating again.

Lu Li cracked in the chat window for a while, translated two pages of information, and clicked send directly.

"I translated part of it, you can read it first."

Lu Li sent a message, and then started fighting again in the chat window.

A few minutes later, the other side had finished the first half of Lu Li's translation.

"Fuck! Brother, it's amazing! It's a blast! The speed is fast, and the translation is very accurate. There is no problem with the expression."

The client sighed in admiration and immediately asked, "Give me your payment insurance number. I'll transfer the money to you right away."

"OK!"

Lu Li quickly took out his mobile phone, opened the payment guarantee, and sent the number.

It is now 2012, and payment guarantee has been online for ten years, and online shopping has become a general trend. Even in Yucheng, electronic payment has appeared.

A transfer message popped up, and the other party had paid 5,000 yuan.

Lu Li smiled and got five thousand yuan. It's so easy to make money if you have the ability.

Move the mouse, click send, and Lu Li sent the rest of the content from the chat window.

"Fuck! It's so fast again? The big guy is awesome!"

The other party sent a few "clasped fists" expressions in succession.

Lu Li smiled, picked up his phone, and opened Taobao to start shopping.

Brushes, paintbrushes, pencils, paints, ink, rice paper, drawing paper, easel drawing boards, inkstone paperweights, all the necessary materials were purchased.

Lu Li didn't buy any high-end goods either. They were all very ordinary things. They didn't spend much money, and it cost less than a thousand yuan to buy a set.

Received in about three days.

Lu Li didn't plan to be idle for the past three days, so he started his theoretical study.

Look at the copybooks, see various Chinese paintings, various sketches, and various oil paintings.

With Lu Li's unforgettable memory, after seeing it once, he will remember it.

Whether it is calligraphy or painting, it all starts with imitation. Imitation of other people's handwriting, imitation of other people's paintings, so as to master the basic brushwork, basic techniques.

Lu Li read a copybook on the webpage, looked down at the time, and turned off the computer.

"Heavy rain, it's half past six, I'm going back."

Lu Li's parents go home around 7pm, and Lu Li has to go back to make dinner.

"Um!"

Yu Wenshu was already immersed in the passion of creation, he didn't even raise his head, just agreed casually.

Is this fascinated?

Lu Li smiled and shook his head.

Boy, you are now addicted to creation and full of passion.

After that, you will find out... three hundred and sixty-five days of work a year, with no rest throughout the year. It is updated every day, but it can never meet the needs of readers.

Staying at home every day to code words, no friends, no communication, no exercise, the body is getting worse day by day, the hairline is deep day by day, and the fat is thickening day by day.

At that time, you will know that writing a novel is a dead end!

Lu Li got up and went out and walked out of the Internet cafe.

After a few stops on the bus, I quickly returned home.

Walking into the house, it is a scene that is too familiar to be familiar.

Putting the schoolbag on the sofa in the living room, Lu Li turned around and walked into the kitchen. Wash rice, cook rice, cut vegetables and stir-fry.

The movements are fast and fluid, with the speed of lightning reflexes and the dexterity of ingenuity.

In less than 20 minutes, Lu Li had already cooked a table of dishes, and the rice in the pressure cooker was already cooked.

At this time, Lu's father and Lu's mother came home on time.

"Dad, Mom, are you back?"

Lu Li said hello with a smile, and quickly brought the dishes to the table, adding food for his parents.

"I made so many dishes!"

Mom glanced at Lu Li and smiled, "Huh? My baby is getting more and more handsome as she grows."

"It's a lot of spirit. I've also become sensible."

Dad glanced at the tableware and chopsticks placed on the table, the prepared meals, and nodded with a smile.

"I'm in my third year of high school, so I must be sensible!"

Lu Li replied with a smile, thinking to himself: "Being handsome is because "beauty is justice", and being sensible is because... I'm essentially twenty-four.

The family sat at the table and ate happily.

"Wa'er's craftsmanship is getting better and better! Today's dishes taste very good, no worse than the master chef in the restaurant outside."

Dad was eating and nodded in admiration.

"It tastes good."

Mom nodded in appreciation.

Delicious as it should be, I have been cooking for many years.

Seeing his parents happy, Lu Li felt a little bit of joy in his heart.