My Life Simulator

"Kevin, calm down!"

A big African-American policeman came up next to him, reached out and patted Kevin on the shoulder, "Don't be angry, man, it's just a game."

"Of course I know it's just a game."

Kevin's face was full of anger, "I know that I can't reason and will not affect my interview results. However, I can't accept that Thomas deliberately humiliated my nephew!"

"All right!"

The big black spread his hands, "That's the problem between you. You can't interfere with the ongoing interview until Thomas doesn't act against the rules, okay?"

"OK!"

Kevin took a deep breath, clenched his fists, and thought to himself: Thomas, have you forgotten the taste of an iron fist?

...

in the office.

After hearing the "game" proposed by Thomas, Lu Li was slightly taken aback.

In the materials that Lu Li has read, there is no such so-called "observation" and "reasoning ability" test in the police recruitment interview.

It's not to be a special agent, where do the ordinary police need these? Ordinary police officers only need to clock in to work every day and work step by step.

Just... a game?

Toms used the game as an excuse to play this game with me, deliberately made me unable to answer, humiliated me, even humiliated Kevin?

Lu Xin sneered. Your abacus is very good, but unfortunately... I have failed!

Looking up at Thomas, Lu Li's thoughts moved, and "Insight" was activated!

See all the truth! No clue can escape Lu Li's perception!

At this moment, everything in the entire office, the subtle traces, the faint sound, and even the residual smell, were incorporated into Lu Li's perception.

All the clues were in front of Lu Li's eyes, and he knew everything like the back of his hand.

Opening an insight also consumed a lot of Lu Li's energy, making Lu Li feel a little tired and sweating on his forehead.

According to Lu Li's estimation, without affecting his normal activities, he can now open up to three insights a day. More than three times can lead to lethargy and lethargy.

"Is there a result?"

Seeing the slight sweat on Lu Li's forehead, Thomas laughed secretly in his heart. In his opinion, Lu Li must have been stumped by him and was sweating anxiously.

"There are results!"

Lu Li looked up at Thomas with a smile on his face, "Mr. Thomas, I have already deduced something. It's just... Are you sure you want me to say it?"

"Of course. We're interviewing, aren't we?"

Thomas shrugged. "You must answer my question."

"Since you strongly request it, I can only say it. I hope you don't blame me."

Lu Li sighed and pointed to a vitamin pill bottle on Thomas's desk, "Mr. Thomas, you poured the vitamins down the toilet and put on another medicine."

"I'm curious, why did you dump the vitamin and put in another drug? What are you pretending to be? Another drug, what is it?"

Thomas' face changed, and his wrist shook.

Lu Li's eyes fell on the trash can beside the desk, "You tore off the package of another drug. But... it wasn't completely smashed. I saw the text on it."

"So...there is only one truth!"

Lu Li smiled strangely, and looked at Thomas with sympathy.

"say no more!"

Thomas hurriedly stopped Lu Li from continuing to speak.

"This is an interview, and I have to answer your questions. You told me!"

Lu Li spread his hands, "I don't want to say anything, I also want to keep it a secret for you, but... I can't help but say it."

"The truth is that you have sexual dysfunction, commonly known as... impotence/impotence."

"OH...NO!"

Thomas was angry, ashamed and annoyed, covering his face with his hands, afraid to see anyone.

On the other side, Kevin and other police officers in the office burst into laughter when they saw this scene through the monitor!

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Oh...poor Thomas!"

"God! Thomas is so pathetic!"

Other police colleagues said sympathetic words, and they couldn't hide the smiles on their faces.

"Lion, great job!"

Kevin raised his fist and laughed loudly.

Thomas deliberately made things difficult for Lu Li, but he didn't expect to shoot himself in the foot, revealing his hidden privacy that he didn't dare to see.

This is the interview material, this video is to be archived. Thomas' ED disorder will be preserved for a long, long time with this video.

"Mr. Thomas, is my interview over?"

Lu Li looked at Thomas with a smile on his face, with a bit of sympathy on his face.

"go out!"

Thomas roared.

"Mr. Thomas, irritability and anger are not good for you. You should keep a cheerful mood and an optimistic attitude..."

"roll!"

Thomas roared again.

Lu Li shrugged his shoulders, turned around and left, muttering, "I also plan to introduce you to an old Chinese doctor. If that's the case, then forget it. By the way, a cup of wolfberry every day is good for you."

...

The joyous interview is finally over.

The results of the written test and interview have not yet come out, and the next physical test and psychological test will take a few days.

Lu Li got into Kevin's car and was about to return to Benson Town.

"Lion, well done! Your powers of observation and reasoning are unparalleled."

The folds of Kevin's face were trembling with laughter.

Thomas ate such a big flat, and Kevin felt extremely happy.

Lu Li understood Kevin's mood, smiled, but didn't answer.

And then... Kevin made a slapstick operation again. After driving out of the police station, Kevin went to a Chinese medicine shop in Tucson and bought a large bag of wolfberry.

After sending this pack of wolfberries to Thomas at the post office, Kevin also wrote a line of blessings "I wish you a speedy recovery" on the box.

This hand... so poisonous!

Sprinkle salt, cumin, and chili on the wound, you are going to put the Toms on the fire for barbecue.

Of course, Lu Li would definitely not object, and even secretly applauded.

...

Tucson Police Department.

The results of the written test came out, and Lu Li got a perfect score unsurprisingly.

Seeing Lu Li's written test results, the heads of the police station all had strange expressions on their faces. Studying so well, why not go to college? What are you going to be a policeman for?

Next, everyone has to look at the interview records to determine the pre-recorded list.

The projector sent the interview video of the candidates to the big screen, and a group of people sat at their desks to watch the interview video.

It is worth mentioning that Thomas was on leave, and he did not come to this meeting.

It stands to reason that he, the interviewer, must participate. It's just... that Thomas didn't come, and everyone understood.

When the video played to Lu Li's interview scene, everyone in the conference room burst into laughter again.

Thomas...so pathetic!

Not only because of that sympathetic disease, but more importantly, this video cannot be deleted and must be preserved.

Moreover, if Lu Li became a police officer, every time he was promoted, every time he was transferred, his information would have to be reviewed, and this video would definitely be watched by more people again and again.

poor guy!

Everyone smiled and shook their heads, focusing on Lu Li.

"A full score in the written test shows that he has a high IQ. Remembering everyone in the test room shows that he has strong observation skills. The Thomas game at the end proves that his reasoning ability is amazing."

The chief of the Tucson Police Department, looking at Lu Li's handsome and handsome appearance on the screen, smiled and nodded, "This kid is a born police detective!"

The deputy director next to him added: "If he wasn't too handsome, the CIA would be rushing for his performance."

"Leon Ruhr is the best of all the candidates."

Others also praised Lu Li's performance.

Interview conclusion: Passed.

...

The next morning, the Tucson County Sheriff's Department posted the results of the written test and interview online.

Lu Li topped the list with A+ in the written test and A+ in the interview.

"Watfark!"

Kevin was stunned when he saw Lu Li's results.

Kevin witnessed Lu Li's interview with his own eyes. Kevin was not surprised that Lu Li was able to get the highest score.

But... also got the highest score in the written test?

What is an A+ grade? A+ is a perfect score! Can Lyon get full marks in the exam? What a joke!

After so many years of schooling, Lyon has always been hovering at the pass line, often failing and needing to make up exams.

Now... actually got a perfect score?

Interest is the driving force for learning. The fact that Leon was able to get such a good result in the police recruitment examination can only show that... he is particularly interested in the profession of police.

Kevin was silent for a while, then took a long sigh. When Lyon became a policeman, he couldn't stop it, and he couldn't stop it.

A few days later, Lu Li received a notice that the candidates who passed the pre-selection would receive a physical fitness test and a psychological test.

Lu Li came to the Tucson police station again.

This time, Kevin didn't follow. Lu Li came here in his old pickup.

First is the physical examination.

With Lu Li's physical fitness, there is no need to worry about the physical examination. It's just... the doctor who performed the physical examination made Lu Li hairy.

The medical examiner was a blond girl in her twenties, of her tender and juicy age, who also looked beautiful.

And yet...she's a forensic doctor!

Forensic doctors who have seen many corpses, everyone looks like a corpse, and there is no such thing as handsome and handsome in corpses.

The forensic girl pressed Lu Li's abdominal muscles, and whispered in her mouth, "I also dissected such abdominal muscles last time, so using the No. 3 scalpel is the most suitable."

Lu Li only felt horrified.

I'm really worried about your boyfriend, it's really hard to survive.

The creepy medical exam is finally over.

Lu Li is 1.85 meters tall and weighs 75 kilograms. He has a perfect body and strong muscles. He naturally passed the physical examination.

Next is the psychological test.

Lu Li himself is a "psychologist" and knows very well what the psychological test is about. Besides, Lu Li doesn't have any mental illness or problems.

Do a variety of psychological test questions on the computer, and answer the questions according to your heart. After answering the question, Lu Li passed the test easily.

This psychological test is critical and necessary. The Millikin police hold the power of life and death. If there is a psychological problem, it is very dangerous.

The last item is polygraph detection.

This is the sequelae of Midi's "more anti-fighting", for fear that there will be terrorists/elements lurking in the police force, and then there will be some big news.

In response to Lu Li's polygraph test, he also specifically asked whether Lu Li wanted to join the police force to avenge the old Luer couple.

"Lyon, we noticed that the death of your parents was an abnormal death and was related to an organization called the Black Snake Gang."

When Lu Li was sitting on a metal chair covered with sensors, the tester asked Lu Li, "Now, we want to know if you joined the police force for revenge?"

"no!"

Lu Li answered without hesitation. It's just a plot background information, he doesn't care at all.

What does what Lu Xun said have anything to do with Zhou Shuren? So... what does the background story of Leon Ruhr have to do with me, Lu Li?

The tester glanced at the data on the display and found nothing unusual, with a hint of surprise flashing in his eyes.

Thomas, I would love to help you. But... I can only induce him to have a problem, but I can't modify the data.

The tester pondered for a while, and then said to Lu Li: "Let's assume a scenario now. Suppose that one day in the future, you become a police officer."

"During your law enforcement, you caught a criminal. At this time, you discovered that the criminal was the murderer of your parents."

The tester's voice has an inexplicable rhythm, and the low voice has a bit of vibrato, which has a drowsy feeling.

Hypnotized!

Lu Ligang felt a little dizzy in his head, but he reacted instantly, but he did not fight, but pretended to be hypnotized.

As a "psychologist", how can you not know about hypnosis?

However, hypnosis is not as magical as outsiders imagine. It can only induce thoughts that already exist in your heart, and they are still very intense thoughts.

In other words, it is the "obsession" that triggers your heart.

The tester's voice continued.

"When you caught this criminal, you found out that he was the murderer of your parents. At this time, there were no witnesses and no monitoring equipment. You picked up the gun and aimed at the criminal..."

"He's a criminal, he's a social scum, and he's going to die. Will you shoot? Will you shoot? Will you kill him to avenge your parents?"

Having said that, the tester stopped and thought: Toms, I can only do this step, and I will cross the line any more.

"Shoot?"

His eyes seemed a little blurred, and the expression on his face changed. Lu Li sneered, but the expression on his face was very similar.

After hesitating for a while, slowly, the expression on Lu Li's face became more and more determined, more and more determined, and more and more upright.

"No! Can't shoot!"

"I'm a policeman, and I can't shoot a criminal when he gives up resistance. The judge will try him for his crime."

"I'm a policeman, and I arrest criminals for justice, not personal vengeance."

"I am a policeman, I am a strong shield to protect the people, and I am a sharp sword for justice."

The voice changed from low to high, from calm to passionate.

When Lu Li finished the last sentence, he instantly regained consciousness, his eyes were bright, his eyebrows were clear, and his face was righteous.

The tester froze. Such a strong and firm belief?

High IQ, strong observation, amazing reasoning ability, and such a strong and firm belief.

Thomas, you've messed with a great guy. If you don't stop quickly, your end will be miserable, miserable.