My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

Cai Xiaolian helped and said: "Aunt Jiang, the one who does this is my good sister's son. He has a special life and cannot go out normally, so he loves to think about these things at home since he was a child, and his brain is very flexible. Sometimes he draws some pictures by himself, and when he takes a look, he figured it out by himself.”

Empress Dowager Jiang's eyes lit up: "Does that child live nearby?"

Cai Xiaolian: "No, they live in Fucheng. They are wealthy businessmen in Qingzhou Prefecture, and their family business is very extensive. Our toiletry suits are dragged to their Li family for sale. This ice crusher is from Nian Nianxinxin and his four sisters. One, the summer ice drink that I came up with with that child, I plan to open a small shop."

The emperor: "Oh, the Li family in Gyeongju! Their porcelain is quite good. Mother, don't you like the tea set in your house the most? It's from their family."

Empress Dowager Jiang was taken aback: "Really? Then can we invite their mother and son to play in the village? I really want to see that child, his brain is indeed flexible."

Gu Xin shook her head: "Grandma Jiang, Uncle Ye, you don't know, brother Muyan is in trouble! He can't go out. As long as he goes out, he will be in trouble. I have seen him five times in places other than his home. The most unlucky time was when he was riding on a horse, with a dagger stuck in his calf, and the blood was flowing. The horse was frightened, and my father chased him for a long time before catching him. He bled so much that he passed out. The lightest The first time he was beaten by our sisters on the plum blossom pile. He is very good at martial arts, but outside, he will have all kinds of accidents."

The emperor was stunned: "Is there such a thing?"

Lu Zhengcha said: "Mr. Li is really unlucky. He is the only seedling in his Li family. His uncle has four daughters, and his mother has only one son. He has many fathers and concubines, but the children he gave birth to are No one was raised. Therefore, the Li family usually does not let him go out. His unlucky fate, he will be fine after the age of eighteen."

The emperor became interested, looked at Lu Zheng and asked, "Then what does this kid look like? Does he look good?"

Uncle Gu patted the emperor on the shoulder: "Hahaha, brother Ye, we are really destined, the first thing we pay attention to is whether it looks good or not!"

The emperor looked at Uncle Gu: "You actually pay attention to your appearance? I don't believe it."

He wanted to say, why would you marry such a daughter-in-law if you cared about her appearance? Even if you just look at that woman's appearance, she doesn't match you!

Uncle Gu hurriedly explained: "Why don't you pay attention! Didn't you see that our Gu parents are all good-looking? Really, I really like good-looking people. I met that kid Li Muyan once, and he looks good. , I just stay at home all year round, my skin is fairer, but I am not a mother, I am quite a man."

The emperor looked at Uncle Gu with suspicion, but Gu Xin did not allow others to doubt her uncle, so she stood in front of Uncle Gu and said, "Uncle Ye, brother Muyan is really pretty."

The emperor smiled and asked, "How does that compare to your brother Yuanyuan?"

Gu Xin was taken aback, turned to look at Lu Zheng, thought for a while, and said, "The two of them are different in age, so they cannot be compared. Brother Muyan is eighteen, and he is two years older than Brother Yuanyuan."

The corners of Lu Zheng's mouth curved.

Gu Ren covered his face with his fat hands: You're worthless, you're worthless, you don't want the stars and the sea that I gave you, and you'll go up to the sky after being coaxed by a little girl!

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I'm so sorry!

Can I change the protagonist? No, this is the hopeless Lu Zheng.