My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

Empress Dowager Jiang smiled and said: "You also said that I haven't been out of the palace for decades, how can I see enough? Just because of the scenery outside the palace, I can hold back even if I get motion sickness."

The emperor: "...Mother, you said hold back, is that what your son thinks of hold back?"

Empress Dowager Jiang nodded: "That's right! It's the one you want to hold back! Oh, my son, you don't understand my sadness! At the beginning, your father... my father only had me as the main wife and two side concubines. In the end, I can't compete with all three of you. How boring it is for me to be a queen! Look at your queen, how interesting it is!"

"When I didn't have a child, I was afraid that you wouldn't spoil her. After the child was born, I would ignore you. I was afraid that the sons of other concubines would harm her son in the palace. Fighting back and forth every day, I don't have time to think about the scenery outside the palace! well!"

The emperor pouted: "...Then what do you mean, mother, that father had fewer concubines back then, which made you bored, no one wanted to compete with you, no one wanted to harm your son, it was all father's fault?"

Empress Dowager Jiang pursed her lips: "That's not true. This is wrong, it must be the fault of your disappeared emperor uncle! If he doesn't disappear, our family will be happy!"

The emperor raised his forehead: "Mother, if the disappeared emperor uncle suddenly appeared and wanted to take my place, what would you do?"

Empress Dowager Jiang's eyeballs moved: "Give it to him! What do you want to grab? Look how comfortable your father's other two sons are when they are princes! Look at your sons again, how painful it is for them to be princes! At such a young age, everyone’s heart is like that sieve, calculating this and that all day long, what’s the point?"

The emperor shut himself up and didn't want to talk anymore.

After I have been an emperor for more than ten years, my mother said, don't be an emperor, being an emperor is tiring!

well!

"Zhao'er, how long will it take to get to Qingzhou?" The carriage stopped at a post station, and Empress Dowager Jiang asked.

"There are still a few days! It should be able to catch up with the Dragon Boat Festival in Gyeongju. Mother, after I finish my work in Gyeongju, let's go to Sanchakou Village, which is the village where the cleaning suits are. The family is special It’s fun! My son and his family felt like old friends at first sight. The Zhahaijiao you like is also made by their family. I don’t know if they have something new after half a year!” the emperor said enthusiastically.

"Okay! I also want to see the people who hit it off with my son." Queen Mother Jiang was very interested in this.

...

The day before the Dragon Boat Festival, the Gu family went to Fucheng together again, leaving Uncle Gu and Auntie Renren behind.

Uncle Gu hugged Renren, watched the donkey cart go away pitifully, and muttered to Renren: "Oh, Renren! Dad can't help but want to talk about you again! Why are you here so early when you talk about you?" , how good it would be to endure it! If you endured running into your mother's belly at the end of last year, Dad wouldn't miss so many opportunities to watch the fun this year! Why are you going to crawl into your mother's belly at the beginning of the year? How good it would be to bear it!"

"Slap!" Renren slapped Uncle Gu's face with a slap.

He is now a little man over half a year old, and he has the strength to deal with his nagging father.

Forbearance, forbearance!

Why didn't you endure from the beginning of the year to the end of the year!

I have endured you for a long time, you middle-aged bad uncle!

Uncle Gu held the child in one hand, and grabbed his chubby little hand with the other: "Stinky boy, are you going to turn the world upside down? You're going to beat me at such a young age? Do you know that you can't beat me? Hold on for another ten years, and you beat me again!" Father, you definitely win!"

"Crack!" Ren Ren's uncaught hand patted Uncle Gu again, and after the pat was over, he smiled toothlessly, a joyous smile.