My Dreams Can Come True

Tangtang and Taotao were drunk.

Tao Tao said: "Uncle this pretend...the girl's heart of the old lady..."

Sugar murmured: "Absolutely."

The swordsman said with jealousy: "Do you want to be so handsome?"

General said: "It's worth at least eight thousand in the clubhouse."

The scholar said: "The night package is more expensive..."

Bai Yu couldn't laugh or cry: "Wake up, what do you want to eat? How to play?"

Tao Taohun said without guarding the house: "When the gong sounded, there was a two-second pause, the music sounded, the scholar came on stage, waited for the narrator to finish reading the poem, and then the swordsman came on, played a set of swordsmanship, the narration was over, the general, reproduce the plot in the comic , And finally the sword fairy..."

Bai Yu said with a weird face: "Just walk up like this? The sword fairy walks on the stage? I think how about the fairy gas turning a horse? Or, does it seem that the sword fairy is too shabby?"

Tangtang frowned and said: "There is no way, Via failed the review, this time I can only get a monkey version of the sword fairy, but it doesn't matter, know your characteristics, next time we will make it more grand."

Male host: "A large number of excellent animation people have emerged since Anguo's animation business started 20 years ago!"

Female host: "They are to enrich the spiritual and civilized life of our people..."

A lot of Mandarin idioms came from the speakers on the front stage.

"There is a genius cartoonist whose work was first published, and he was highly recommended by my country's comics magazine "Anguo Manban", and his single-volume sales exceeded two million copies!"

"Two of his works have been adapted into animation!"

"He has more than 30 million fans and readers!"

"His latest work "Weijian" has been sold to 1.79 million copies since it was put on the shelves a month ago!"

""Weijian" tells a sad and heartbroken story between home, country, people, immortals, and demons."

"The four characters in "Weijian" also have their own fans and support groups. Among the virtual idols, they have begun to hit the top ten rankings. They are the scholar Situ Jinxian, the swordsman Feng Yubin, and the general Chu Xiangchen. And the most popular sword fairy cloud flute! Next, Anguo's famous cosp**y heaven group, Zongjian Qianshan will bring you the live-action version of these four super popular virtual idols!"

Bai Yu squinted Tangtang: "Tian Tuan?"

Tangtang said with a guilty conscience: "Is it necessary for publicity, don't be so true."

Bai Yu said: "It's okay, after today you will be the heavenly group."

"Huh!"

The gong sounded.

Taotao exhorted: "After you go up, you must be calm, your face should not be too stiff, and your poems should not be mispronounced! Don't be nervous!"

"I, I, I, I..." the scholar stammered.

"My sister, what's the matter with you?" Taotao became anxious at once.

"I, I, I'm not nervous!" The scholar finally shook his words.

Bai Yu patted his shoulder with a light palm: "Don't be afraid, you are a scholar."

The scholar's eyes were stagnant, and he suddenly said, "Thank you, Mr., for your suggestion."

The narration has already begun on the stage, and the background LED is also a short film specially made for "Weijian". The life of the scholar flashes in the screen, and the narration is explaining at the same time.

The scholar walked up slowly, holding an ancient scroll in his hand, Bai Yu secretly used a magic formula, the peaches and plums in the midair were colorful, and the sky was full of flowers and rain.

Organizer: "This Zongjian Qianshan is very willing to spend money? It is estimated that it hasn't been long since his debut. The effect of using the money to buy is not bad. Next time you can consider cooperating with them."

Taotao: "Wow! The organizer is really willing to spend money, I thought it would be done with just a few lights and a little soundtrack!"

Seeing the scholar walking onto the stage in the smoke, the animation fans off the stage screamed. Many otaku otaku have watched the full-length comic "Weijian".

The scholar chanted:

"Cold-eyed and lazy to hear...

I am not boastful about my life...

Where to put the pen and the sword...

Want to sacrifice the Jade Blood! Fang! China! "

"Ah! Ah! Scholar!"

The fans below cheered. This is a poem of scholar’s ​​character and experience condensed. His family and country are dilapidated. He applied for the military, but he was involved in the battle between court and court because the scholar was too arrogant to frame up with traitorous officials. The general, who was finally beheaded by the prison army, is a sad character, but he is also very popular among fans. Among male characters, he ranks fourth.

"Scholar! I'm going to give you a monkey!" A female fan fan couldn't help screaming below.

The scholar's face turned red: "Girls, please don't be so rude... I have never talked about marriage or marrying in three books and six appointments. How can you come to your home? If a girl can really respect a niche, she will ask her parents' words. , With the order of the matchmaker, how about this matter?"

There was a burst of laughter below, this guy is quite into the play!

The girl below is also bold: "Scholar, I don't mind, it doesn't matter if you get married or not, I will give you a little monkey, and I will raise it myself!"

The scholar stunned, hiding his face and said: "Rude! Really rude!"

At this moment.

"Chang!"

A crisp sword sound rang out.

The drunk swordsman who raised the wine gourd staggered up.

The big screen at the back began to show his life, a passionate knight, and the result was that he provoked the young leader of the first upright Qingxu Sword Sect in the world. He was framed and imprisoned. The scholar did not hesitate to travel thousands of miles to verify him. With the help of the general, he finally proved his innocence, but his teacher was also bought by the Qingxu Sword Sect, and he became addicted to alcohol. Later, the scholar was killed, and he was caught in a trap in order to steal the scholar's head. All the loyalty of the two people.

His character is indifferent and reticent. After he played, he finally fell to the ground and fell to the ground. The court gradually calmed down. Suddenly, his hand moved, he continued to lift the wine gourd, and lay on the ground to pick up the wine in the gourd. (In fact, it's clear water) Pour it into your mouth.

The fans murmured: "I know that the swordsman Feng Yubin is addicted to alcohol, but this is a performance. At any rate, can't we just watch you fall to the ground drunk?"

"Isn't he going to show us Feng Yubin's unique Drunken Sword?"

"Let's pull it down, we asked the fighters, it's impossible to get more drunk and stronger. That's just the plot in the comics. How can there be such a technique as Drunken Sword?"

Suddenly, the swordsman wading on the ground stood up straight, paying attention, it was straight, not a carp or an oolong twisted pole. Of course, this is also a ghost of Bai Yu. The swordsman's scene is the most difficult, because there is a body in the middle. In this world, Anguo’s physical skills seem to have not been developed very well. The percussive movements pursue practicality, which is much worse in terms of performance. Therefore, Bai Yu simply controlled their movements with spiritual thoughts and designed a set for him. A drunk sword with gorgeous and garish moves.

"Hey, am I dazzled? What's the situation? Why did it bounce like a corpse?"

"This goes against physics! Grandpa Niu's coffin board is almost out of hold!"

"Whoever recorded it, send me one! There must be traction! The traction was used!"

The fans off the court were in a mess, amazed, and the swordsman also stumbled and stumbled at this moment, and he was about to fall, but he could not fall all the time, so everyone squeezed him. Khan’s Drunken Sword was originally a thin steel-skinned performance sword. At this time, he made the entire field full of screams, and there was even a biting sword wind blowing out. The fans in front of the stage clearly felt it. A chill came.

"This...what's this? Why is there such a cold air? Didn't you see the air conditioner?"

"Idiot, this is Sword Qi! Doesn't the swordsman have one of the strongest tricks, Sword Qi?"

"Are you stupid? This is a performance! Is it a performance? You mean, he knows the drunken sword + sword spirit of a swordsman?"

"Just watch, talk less, don't you think that his swordsmanship is beautiful! And it looks so lethal..."

Behind the stage, Tao Tao and Tang Tang, the general's eyes widened, Tao Tao asked: "Octaw, when did potatoes practice this sword technique? Why don't we know?"

The general turned his head and said: "How do I know? You ask me who I ask, I still want to know, what can I do if the two of them are so brilliant in front of them!"

Bai Yu patted him on the shoulder and said, "Didn't you say that you will go up and perform the scene of Gui Yanguan being besieged. You aroused the morale of the soldiers and bowed down to the soldiers to make them fight to death?"

The general sighed: "I'm afraid the performance will be bad!"

Bai Yu pushed his back: "Go! We believe in you!"

On the stage, the swordsman made a long roar, his voice aroused grief and anger, and there seemed to be an aura of irritation from the long roar. The fans below were familiar with the plot and immediately thought that this is not the reason why the swordsman was killed in order to steal the scholar's head. Many top masters besieged and killed them. After killing all the enemies, they were besieged by a large army. Thousands of arrows shot at him. Did he make a long roar? It seemed to the fans that he had been seriously injured, but still tried to prop up his body with the sword, and did not want to fall. Most of the fans' eyes were red, and it was rare that there was no applause.

After the long whistle, the swordsman picked up the wine gourd and walked to the scholar.

The fans below finally reacted with thunderous applause and deafening cheers and screams.

The scholar and the swordsman looked at each other and laughed, and the fans below took a collective breath.

"Alas!"

"So CP feeling!"

"Swordsman! I want to give you a monkey!"

The swordsman turned his head back: "My life is only a sword!"

Below there is a man who objected: "No! You still have scholars!"

"Together with!"

"Boom boom boom! Boom boom boom!"

"Soldiers!"

"The court did not give up on us!"

"But some people speak ill of us in the court! If we stick to it, we say we slack off the battle! We attack, which means we underestimate the enemy!"

The general wore a suit of iron armor and walked onto the stage. The armor was stained with blood. The general's face was stained with blood and mud. There is no longer the style of a Confucian general, only the blood is rushed, and the blood is on the head. He looked like sweat, his armor was broken, and the iron pieces made a clattering sound, but it gave him a sense of murderous temperament.

"The dog thief Wumattetu has come with his hundred thousand wolf soldiers!"

"His lackey, Sai Chi, took 20,000 war slaves and cut off our back."

"Do you want to survive?"

I don't know where the sound of the mountain whistling and the tsunami came.

"Want to live!"

"If you want to live, just surrender! It doesn't matter to be a slave, as long as you live!"