My Debauched Devotion

There are many counterfeit wines in the Dharma-ending era.

some time earlier.

Ling Zhouye took in a good-for-nothing apprentice today, and she was in such a good mood that she drank too much fake wine, and Chun Meng disturbed others, so much so that she was about to boo before dawn.

In the Dharma-ending era, the aura is thin, which makes the herbs impure. As a result, the spiritual veins of the practitioners are not smooth, and it is easy to accumulate all kinds of filth in the body.

If it passes through the spiritual veins, the skin and airway will forcibly expel these filth, not to mention consuming spiritual power, and it is more likely to cause secondary infection.

Therefore, some low-level monks still retain the way of mortal excretion, which is green and environmentally friendly, and it is easier to integrate into Taoism and nature...

Of course, for Ling Zhouyue, who has a unique physique and a tyrannical cultivation base, there is only one reason for hush——

Too much fake wine!

Shaking his body in a daze, Pixing Daiyue walked out of the hut.

She has always been self-confident and tyrannical, with a slow mind and a lazy style.

Coupled with the hazy moonlight and the misty dream, she did not find the disciple's room on the other side of the thatched hut.

When she finished booing in the grass on the west cliff and was about to go back to sleep, she found the disciple's room opposite.

Following the fresh mud dug out in front of the disciple's room, he found the precious disciple who was digging a hole.

As far as digging, are you here to shit too?

This is her instinctive thought.

But she is a distinguished teacher, she must pay attention to her status in front of her disciples, and such vulgar words cannot be said.

So with a straight face, pretending to be cold, under the bright moonlight, like a pure fairy.

"What are u doing."

Wine smell, water stains, fishy smell...

Xiao Ran couldn't figure it out, the little fairies in the previous life didn't shit, and all they farted were rainbow farts, how can the real fairies who have long been bigu in the cultivation world still boo?

This is unreasonable.

Especially what the eyes saw was the master's face as bright and clear as the moon, shimmering like a picture, and the heroic face, what the nose smelled was indeed mixed with the faint smell of wine.

Xiao Ran said——

I can not accept!

But iron-like facts prove that fairies also want to boo, especially fairies who love to drink, all booing is the smell of wine.

This topic touched Xiao Ran's knowledge blind spot.

He really didn't want to start this topic with a fairy, especially since this fairy was also his teacher.

He said bluntly:

"The disciple built a disciple's house, built an inner toilet in the house, and drained domestic sewage out of Zhijian Peak through the buried bamboo pipe."

That's okay too?

Well, as long as it is not a matter of practice, it is worthy of encouragement.

Ling Zhouyue said:

"You are very thoughtful, let me show you your house for the teacher."

Xiao Ran:

"Master, please advise."

Ling Zhouyue came to the disciple's room.

Good guy!

so big.

wait, this house...

Ling Zhouyue frowned slightly, feeling something was wrong.

So he slipped the wine bamboo tube and walked around the house.

I saw this disciple Fang Fei Pavilion flowing alchemy, carved beams and embroidered pillars, antique and at the same time tall and straight, majestic, as if ingeniously crafted, carved by gods and ghosts, giving people a kind of impact from the avenue to simplicity!

Especially when the bright moonlight shines on the roof of the disciple's house...

So beautiful.

And take a closer look at the location of the foundation of this room, it is the second golden node of the underground spiritual vein of Zhijian Peak.

What's even more strange is that this seemingly chaotic foundation is actually more efficient at absorbing spiritual power than her thatched hut.

I told you to imitate, not to surpass!

Ling Zhouyue stared blankly.

For a moment, she seemed to have a glimpse of the secrets of heaven, and felt a trace of the beauty of heaven that she had never experienced before.

She suddenly remembered the dream just now...

impossible.

There is no god in this world.

It's just an ordinary house, no restrictions,

No formation, not even the slightest spiritual power!

For a long time, Ling Zhouyue asked Xiao Ran.

"Who did you ask to build this house?"

Xiao Ran said bluntly:

"The miscellaneous office."

"Is there such a person in the handyman's office?"

"Well, they're very professional."

"Is it stupid to be a teacher?"

You are not stupid!

Xiao Ran then added:

"I only drew a blueprint for them, and without a word of explanation, they built the house perfectly... that's called professionalism."

The wine bamboo tube that had just reached his mouth suddenly stopped.

"Did you draw a picture of the design?"

Ling Zhouyue was half-believing, her divine sense was at its maximum in an instant, and she looked at Xiao Ran up and down, inside and out.

It is definitely the equal endowment of the five elements, a natural waste of talent, and it is the not-so-pure equal endowment of the five elements, which is even more mediocre.

As far as physique and talent are concerned, this disciple has no advantages except for some special strengths.

But looking at the simple eyes, there is no sign of lying.

hard to explain.

She asked tentatively:

"Could it be that your ancestors were royal craftsmen?"

Xiao Ran didn't know how to explain.

It can't be said that the filial piety in you is worth buying skills.

"That's right."

Seeing that Xiao Ran didn't explain too much, it was inconvenient for Ling Zhouyue to ask more questions, so she took a sip of her wine and sighed to herself:

"Unexpectedly, there are geniuses in the mortal world. It may not be a coincidence that I found you among the crowd as a teacher."

Maybe not by chance?

That is to say, the previous motivation was completely accidental?

Randomly find a good-for-nothing in the crowd to be your personal disciple?

Xiao Ran frowned, trying to figure out Master's motives.

Ling Zhouyue hurriedly said:

"Don't think about it, take me to your room to have a look."

Xiao Ran:

"yes."

Open the wooden door and enter the disciple's room.

Good guy!

The corners of Ling Zhouyue's beautiful eyes twitched.

This luxurious space, this furniture configuration, this big bamboo bed, this bamboo gauze quilt, this open and transparent feeling, let the moonlight shine directly into every place...

Moreover, you, a student room, actually have two floors, one for sleeping and one for practicing?

What's even worse is that there is actually an independent inner toilet, an independent shower room, and a large bathtub like a boat...

Hateful mortals!

This is the cultivation world, what are you doing!

With a straight face, Ling Zhouyue suddenly pointed to the sparks that suddenly appeared outside the window.

"Hey, why is my hut on fire!"

Xiao Ran:

"..."

Lingzhou Moon:

"Wine, it's fake wine, the fake wine spontaneously ignited!"

Xiao Ran:

"..."

Lingzhou Moon:

"Hurry up and help put out the fire for the teacher!"

I'll kill you!

Xiao Ran accepted this master.

Obviously looks beautiful and handsome, heroic, how can he speak and act like a rascal, three-year-old child?

But then again, as far as the target of plucking wool is concerned, this kind of master who is greedy for enjoyment is perfect.

Looking at it this way, the master in li xuan's eyes is a bit cute again.

"No need to destroy it, Master will live here from now on."

Ling Zhouyue made a gesture, waved her hand and said:

"That's so embarrassing."

Xiao Ran said bluntly:

"A disciple is originally a disciple room built for the master."

"Ok?"

Ling Zhouyue was slightly taken aback.

Looking carefully at this disciple, it seems that he is becoming handsome.

Xiao Ran stepped up his efforts.

"When my disciple was digging the drainage channel just now, I found that there is circulating warm groundwater on the top of the mountain. In this way, we can dig a hole in the bathing room, use a siphon bamboo pipe to draw hot water up, and introduce it into the tub. You can take a hot bath every day."

"Is there such a design?"

Ling Zhouyue couldn't imagine this avant-garde design picture.

After a while, Xiao Ran dug a three-foot-deep hole in the south corner of the bathroom, and inserted a siphon bamboo tube into it to draw warm water.

The warm groundwater flows along the bamboo pipes into the oversized tub, and the mist curls up on the surface of the water, with the dried flowers and spirits that come with the bath room floating.

Now, she has a sense of the picture.

Which woman can stand such stimulation?

If she hadn't taken into account the differences between men and women, she would have been in a good mood for a long time.

"Master, please."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Ran retreated by himself.

Only Ling Zhouye was left in the bathroom with a blank expression on his face.

This architectural genius!

The old lady picked up the treasure?