My Bloodthirty Husband is So Gentle

"Honey, my hand slipped and I died."

Jin Fanglin smiled and kissed his little pepper.

From the beginning to the end, Jiang Jiusheng didn't say anything. At one o'clock in the afternoon, the number of comments on Liu Xu's Weibo had exceeded 200,000. The situation was almost one-sided.

Liu Xu's Weibo was full of curses. Of course, there were also occasional daily confessions from fans. For example, the name of the Weibo was 'Master Sheng's Underground Lover', and the same content went straight to more than ten floors.

Master Sheng's underground lover: This is Sheng Sheng's wife, praise me! Like, I have a surprise, 666 will give you lipstick! 888 free hero skin!

This comment, likes instantly go up.

Someone was happily holding the phone, and then received a reply.

Sheng Sheng Sheng Sheng Sheng Sheng: You are not. @shengye's underground lover

Someone was upset, and moved his fingers, ready to fight back with high spirits.

Master Sheng's underground lover: Am I not, are you? @shengshengshengshengshengsheng

Shengshengshengshengshengsheng: Well, I am. @shengye's underground lover

Master Sheng's underground lover: Robbing my husband, you have a mistress! @shengshengshengshengshengsheng

Shengshengshengshengshengsheng: It's not your husband, she's mine. @shengye's underground lover

Master Sheng's underground lover: The original partner is here, the flirtatious sluts get out of the way quickly! @shengshengshengshengshengsheng

As soon as the last one was typed out, a line of words appeared on the Weibo interface: Sorry, there is something wrong with your account, and you can’t log in at the moment, check the exception.

Master Sheng's underground lover: ...

Wow, is this a title?

Tan Mobao grabbed a handful of hair and became manic: "mmp, don't let me touch you again, not only will I kill you a hundred times, I will kneel down and call you daddy!"

After cursing, she quickly registered another trumpet and named it, Lord Sheng's underground lover 001. After registration, she found Weibo Shengshengshengshengsheng and left a message.

Master Sheng's Underground Lover 001: The original match is here, the flirtatious bastards get out of the way quickly! @shengshengshengshengshengsheng

The other party did not reply.

Master Sheng's Underground Lover 001: Hmph, be afraid! Let's see if you dare to rob me of my husband! @shengshengshengshengshengsheng

Just finished typing and sending the message, the Weibo page automatically jumps: Sorry, there is an exception in your account, and you cannot log in at present, check the exception.

Tan Mobao: "..."

Fuck! What the hell, is this guy so awesome?

Tan Mobao immediately called out the 100 star-chasing Weibo accounts he bought, and changed his vest name to Master Sheng's Underground Lover 002. There are a thousand grass-mud horses running non-stop in her heart, and she needs her husband's comfort.

Master Sheng's Underground Lover 002: Husband Shengsheng, today I met a crazy person who snatched you from me, and somehow blocked my account, but I still love you today until the sky collapses and the earth cracks, the sea is dry and the stone is rotten. Do you compare my heart @姜九盛V

After posting, Tan Mobao happily hugged his phone, feeling so sweet by her husband Sheng Sheng for no reason. On the computer screen in front of her, there was a live broadcast, and dense barrages had filled the screen.

I want to listen to Shaolin Eighteen Touches...you lower your head to play with your phone, and report you...a wave of presents, the anchor will come back to his senses...DY's most unprofessional anchor...look here, Miss Anchor...the phone will be deducted from the live broadcast Half an hour, old iron 6666...

Tan Mobao is a webcaster, the name of the livestreaming room is: Benbao Poisonous, she has millions of fans, and is recognized as the female anchorwoman with the worst singing and worse games on the DY livestreaming platform, but it doesn't matter, it doesn't prevent her from becoming popular She is unique, stupid and cute, especially when she is playing games, her skills are bad and she has a lot of golden sentences, and when she is singing, she is still mesmerized at the scene of a fancy car accident. She is extremely rare, not to mention DY's first sister The second sister can still be judged. Netizens who have watched Tan Mobao's live broadcast room know that Mo Baobao is a sheng fan, the kind of late iron magnetism, and the level of brain damage: ultimate.

Tan Mobao raised his head from the phone screen, revealing a very aura of a small face, without makeup, still pretty and pretty, looked at the time on the computer desktop: "The broadcast will be down in 20 minutes, Send a wave of benefits at the end."

There are millions of people in the live broadcast room, and the barrage is flying fast!

This rhythm is good, Tan Mobao seized the opportunity, and spoke very fast: "Send 'actress little bitch smash' to any Weibo of Liuxu, and @柳罗V, the cumulative number of reposts and likes exceeds 66, and the screenshot is sent to the management of the live broadcast room, that is, You can get a chance to order a song and a dozen of toilet paper with Benbao's lip print on it, and the number of reposts and likes exceeds 88, and Benbao has another surprise."

This wave of benefits is really...

City will play!

In the live broadcast room, a new buddy posted a barrage, asking if the host was Liu Xu's black fan.

The host of Mobao chuckled: "Me? Liuxu's black fan?" She leaned back on the chair boldly, put one foot on the seat, and helped Fumai, "Dude, you're new here."

My buddy said yes, it's the first time I came to the live broadcast room.

The anchor of Mo Bao told her generously: "Ben Bao is Master Sheng's wife, and I love her every day!"

The barrage flew up again.

Anchor 666... ​​A group of coquettish lovers... There is nothing wrong with spoiling your wife and madness... Hahaha... The whole paragraph is broken, and you are spoiling your wife all the way...

Tan Mobao just closed his eyes, didn't look at the barrage, and began to sing affectionately. He sang a song by her husband Jiang Jiusheng, but it was too high, and he sang hysterically out of breath. He sang from sitting to standing , the posture is still very good, but one sentence is not on the tune, and he sings a quack tune.

The audience in the live broadcast room: I might fall in love with a fake anchor.

The fans in Tan Mobao's live broadcast room were very enthusiastic. At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, the topic [actress, little bitch] was directly on the hot search. Jiang Jiusheng's die-hard fan watched a certain anchor's "Daily Life of a Beloved Husband", and by the way, clicked a follow.

Tan Mobao gained nearly a million followers in an hour, and she was terrified: Oh my god, she's going to be popular!

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Do you still remember whose vest Sheng Sheng Sheng Sheng Sheng Sheng is? ——Shi Jin's beloved wife trumpet!

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