Musashi of the Elves

Time: 992 year of the league calendar, February 18, 10 o'clock.

Location: Natural Park

Thing: At the award ceremony of the insect king catching contest.

"This is the awards venue of the Natural Park Insect King Catching Contest. I am the director of the Natural Park, Master Odagawa..."

The principal is a middle-aged man who is about forty years old. He is short and chubby with a rich face, but he is surprisingly non-greasy. He speaks humorously. From time to time, he makes jokes with the simple awards stage standing under his feet. Everyone in the audience laughed.

"Let’s not say much, let’s start the awards right away. First is the special award. Well, it’s actually a consolation award."

"Hahaha."

"Originally, there was no such award, because this player helped us to subdue a little bad guy in the park, so in order to thank her, a special award was set up." The director said another little joke, off the stage. The people opened their mouths for joy, but there were more doubts. With the explanation from the principal, everyone was relieved.

"This little villain is just a centipede that strayed into the natural park. In fact, centipedes are not really bad. It's just because he has the habit of sloppy, he often digs the roads that have been set up in a mess. His method is to plow the ground to loosen the soil to promote the growth of plants, but for us, it is a lot of trouble for the tourists who come to play. In the end, he can only be driven into the forest, let alone, and wait for fate. People will subdue him."

"Finally, let us congratulate the winner of the special award, who is also the trainer of the little badass Centipede, Miss Miyamoto Musashi."

The head of the garden stretched out his chubby fingers to Musashi who was sitting below, and said excitedly.

"Papa." Everyone clapped their hands and looked at Musashi, wanting to see the true face of this lucky guy.

To be honest, Musashi really didn't want to go up, the special prize...it wasn't a good prize when I heard it.

"Ms. Miyamoto is really hard to ask, do you think the special prize is poor and you don't want to come up?" The director said, winking as if he could see through Musashi's cautious thinking.

"Haha, you can see it."

Musashi also admitted it euphemistically. Now it is the head of the park to be embarrassed, but the head of the park, who can even make his own jokes, doesn’t care about this little embarrassment, and said, "Oh, Ms. Miyamoto is uneasy. Playing cards, it makes me a little embarrassed, but it doesn’t matter, the prize is still given to you."

After talking and clapping his hands, a staff member with round-frame glasses came over with a tray covered with red flannel. However, due to his height, Musashi couldn't see what was on the tray. He stood on tiptoe and seemed to be not reserved enough. .

Forget it, you will know what it is when you get it.

"The prize is a poison needle, an elf prop."

The head of the park picked up a short needle made of a triangular arrow made of metal and bone, and handed it to Musashi.

Poison Needle: Poisonous needle, the Pokémon carrying this item has a 20% increase in the power of poison attribute moves.

This item Musashi also had one, which was given by Master Yingu to Abo Snake. Later, after Naga had the poisonous orb, he never used the poison needle. The poison needle is still in the backpack.

"Thank you, the principal, then I will accept it." Musashi took the poisonous needle, took out the park ball and released the centipede and said, "The centipede, this poisonous needle is a gift from the principal. Thank you for so long. Contributions made to the natural park since."

"Hahahaha."

Unexpectedly, not only the principal is very interesting, but even Ms. Miyamoto is also very interesting.

"..." The director deflated again, Contestant Miyamoto, are you the devil? No wonder the old saying that a beautiful woman is more unbelievable, even if this woman is only a child now.

"Thank you Miss Miyamoto, let us send Miss Miyamoto off the stage with warm applause."

"Papa."

"Huh, it's really a difficult battle, but I won! Miyamoto-san, please sit down, I was wrong." Seeing that Musashi was about to get up again, the director said quickly.

"Hahahaha."

"Let's invite the third player of this competition to the stage..." The director re-hosted with his unique humorous mode of hosting, and finally found the initial feeling in this player. He felt that if Musashi came up, he would definitely be able to She took it down in one fell swoop and fell into her own context, but after seeing Musashi, she immediately dismissed the idea again, forget it.

"Let's invite the second contestant of this competition to the stage..." The second victim responded to the director’s call on the mountaineering awards stage, but with the lessons of the person in front, I feel that silence is golden, but what is the director? People, middle-aged men who have been beaten to death by the weather and the society. He has countless ways to get this young man who is not deeply involved in vulgarity to speak. The result is gratifying. The people sitting in the audience are once again immersed in laughter and laughter. Insect King, listening to the principal of the talk show in the audience is also a good experience.

After sending off the second prize-winning contestant, the director said with emotion: "In fact, my biggest dream is not to be the director but to be an excellent Rakugo (stand-up comedian) performer. Of course, if there is It’s also a good choice for a like-minded partner to form Mancai (cross-talk). Ms. Miyamoto, you are interested in being my partner. Let’s talk about Mancai together. If you don’t talk about Mancai, it’s a good idea to perform a laugh (sketch)."

The audience was also very curious about how Musashi would answer, and they turned their eyes back to Musashi.

Seeing the kind of death of the principal, Musashi's high cold queen Fan immediately got up, and said two words coldly: "Ugly rejection."

"..."

"Hahahahaha."

This time it was the elder's turn to have nothing to love. He looked at the inscription card in his hand with a dull expression, and said non-emotional lines stiffly.

"..., let us invite the champion of this competition to show a contestant on stage..."

"Hahaha. Happiness."

The audience laughed and clapped their hands.

The Shuichi who was called was very calm. Although the two players in front were miserably tossed by the park director, there was an unexpected Musashi, which in turn tossed the park director. Although it was an adjustment, the reward was real. , So it doesn’t matter to be teased, doesn’t it.

"Hey, the contestant Hideichi looks very calm, is he going to be the second Miss Miyamoto? Let me test it out." The director's dead cell became active again, sweeping away the sluggishness before.

The expression of the expression changed the context of the squeeze, and there were also classic quotations that popped out from time to time, which made people laugh and laugh.

"Well, it has been confirmed. The Shuichi contestant will not be the second Miss Miyamoto, Miss Miyamoto. If my commitment is still valid, please become my partner!"

Knocking on his mortal gesture, Musashi opened his mouth to lip shape, and sank the garden horn again. Seeing the lost garden principal, everyone laughed unkindly again, including Shuichi who was still on the stage. , How does happiness come, compare it, the most want others to live worse than me, so a good mood naturally comes.

"Come on, take the first prize and give it to the Xiuyi contestant~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I'm tired, I'm tired."

"Hahahaha."

Amidst the gag and laughter of the principal, the curtain of this insect king catching contest finally came to an end.

. . . . . .

"Senior Sister, did you treat Director Odagawa like that just now too much?" Kojiro asked with some concern. It wasn't Kojiro who was in the aftermath, but when he was the Director of Musashi, Kojiro couldn't stop him at all, so he can only ask now. , Care about it.

"Don't worry, the director of Odagawa must be secretly happy now. He used to be the host on the stage stubbornly. Although the effect is good and there is a self-deprecating element, he still offends the contestants too much. Now I Helped him and asked me to help the winners. Can you say he can be unhappy, or why he keeps coming to me for a while? You say yes."

"It looks like something is going on." Kojiro nodded in understanding.

"However, the director is quite powerful, and he has a good grasp of people's hearts. Whether it is words, movements, expressions, and expressions, he is very good. If he does perform on stage, I will definitely buy tickets to see it once."

Kojiro showed an expression of disbelief, and was about to speak when Xiuichi's voice came from behind him.

"Musashi, Kojiro."

"Sooichi?"

"This is for you. Thank you for helping me catch the Flying Mantis. Now we don't owe each other." After Xiuyi said, he stuffed things into Kojiro's hands, waved his hands and left without looking back.

"This." Kojiro looked at Ye Zhishi in his hand and wanted to reach out to stop Xiuichi, but Musashi pressed his hand down and said: "Take it, we have helped him so much, and it will be easy to meet after the even. some."

"Ok."