Middle-aged Love Patch

"What's the matter, you still hit it?" When Xu Yishu saw it, Yue ran away, and Xu Youyuan's expression on her arms looked like she could kill, and she couldn't help but worry.

"It's okay, uncle, don't worry." Shi Ye relieved him, "Now young people sit at the computer all day and work, from the cervical spine to the tail spine is not good. Experts all the time urge everyone to get up and move around, do exercises, etc. Wouldn't it be better if you were willing to run. Let the young couple make trouble..."

When Shi Ye talked about the "little couple", Xu Youyuan appeared behind her with a paw on top of her head, her face sullenly:

"I advise you to think hard before you talk, otherwise your head will be gone."

Shi Ye shrank his neck: "Uncle, help."

Xu Yishu waved her hand away: "What are you doing here? Go downstairs to see Xiao Yue and help her carry something."

"What are you carrying?" Xu Youyuan nestled on the sofa, "The couriers are all delivered upstairs. She ran away because she was afraid of being beaten."

"Aren't you too violent? Go and have a look."

"No. If I can't go, I won't go." Xu Youyuan still resented the thing that was being tricked just now-although the thing just now was a rare deviation in his own understanding, it was also biased by Shi Yue. If it weren't for her all sorts of hints with her lips, how could a pure and honest person like Xu Youyuan want to be crooked?

Damn it's shameful.

Xu Youyuan hugged the pillow hard and buried her face in, wishing not to lift it up all her life.

Shi Yue came back soon. When Xu Yishu opened the door for her, she carried a heavy pocket in her left and right hands. She said that she happened to meet the courier brother downstairs, so she helped bring it up.

"Come and eat." Shi Yue consciously continued to sit on the farthest end from Xu Youyu, putting out the lo-mei and beer, and helping everyone divide the gloves. When Xu Youyuan was assigned, Shiyue carefully handed it over, and Xu Youyuan withdrew her hand as soon as she got it.

"What are you doing." Xu Youyuan lowered her eyelids, "Afraid I bite you?"

Shi Yue lowered his head and muttered softly: "Just bite..."

Xu Youyuan: "What are you talking about? You have the ability to speak up."

Xu Youyuan held a long duck neck and pointed to Shi Yue, "It seems that you really want to try my dog-sticking technique. Tsk, what kind of black shop, the duck neck is not chopped off, it's so long?"

"It's just to eat the whole root. I bought such a long one specially." Shi Yue said, "Okay, you sit down quickly and don't spoil the food. Uncle, here." Shi Yue opened the beer and handed it to it. In front of Xu Yishu.

Xu Yishu has been silently paying attention to the dialogue and atmosphere between the two children since just now. He took the beer from Shi Yue, said "thank you" and asked:

"When will you get married?"

Xu Youyuan, who vowed to stop drinking and poured herself a glass of water to drink, sprayed a sip of water on the TV. Fortunately, she drank boiled water instead of watermelon juice, otherwise the scene would be too scary.

"What are you excited about?" Shi Yue hurried over to help her wipe the water. "Look, the clothes are all wet."

"I will wipe it myself..." Xu Youyuan pinched the paper into her hand, "Go back and sit there."

"Oh." Shi Yue retreated obediently.

"Let's watch." Xu Youyuan ordered.

Shi Ye looked at her thiefly: "What other movies are you watching? Just watch the two of you flirting."

"It's just right, don't watch me turn it off." Xu Youyuan immediately went to the mobile hard drive, but was stopped by Shi Yue:

"What are you doing, let me see. Uncle, come, and let it go!" Shi Yue smiled, "Today, no one wants to leave Xu Youyuan's dark history until you finish it!"

Xu Youyuan: "It's still exciting, right?"

Shiyue is not the only enthusiasm, Xu Yishu directly handed the remote control to Shiyue: "Which one I want to watch when I am playing."

Xu Youyuan: "Dad?"

I have the remote control in my hands, and Shi Yue'an can broadcast it with peace of mind.

In the next video, Xu Youyuan is going to elementary school.

"Youyi, you have gotten up!" Mom called for a long time, Xu Youyi who was holding the quilt still couldn't get up. Xu Youyi, who was wearing pajamas and short shorts, seemed to have a lot of flesh on her body.

"Don't shoot." Mom turned her head and said to the camera, "you quickly figure out how to wake up your baby girl! I haven't eaten breakfast yet, I will be late on the first day of school!"

Dad also called her several times, and she turned over, scratched her belly, and fell asleep with her head up.

"Look at your own daughter!" Mom pointed at Xu Youyi and complained.

"Don't worry, I have a way. Take it." At this time, I switched to the smart phone to shoot, and my father handed the phone to his mother, not knowing where he went. When he came back, there was an extra plate of fried chicken in his hand.

Holding a piece of fried chicken that had just come out of the pan, slowly approached Xu Youyi's nose.

Xu Youyuan didn't open her eyes, but actually reacted to the smell of fried chicken. Dad slowly took the fried chicken away, and Xu Youyuan sat up with the fried chicken.

"Hungry..." Xu Youyuan's hair was messy, and finally opened her eyes.

"Get up and eat quickly!" Mom stepped forward to help her get dressed, "Please don't play games so late, you can't get up in the morning!"

After getting dressed, Xu Youyuan stood up and hugged her mother's neck, like a red panda leaping towards the breeder: "Mom, I'm hungry."

"Okay, mommy will take you to dinner." Mommy gently buttoned her clothes, picked them up and brought them to the kitchen.

In the lens is a close-up of Xu Youyuan's small face. Xu Youyuan lay on her mother's shoulder and looked at Xu Yishu who was shooting, and said a little nervously:

"Will Dad send me off today?"

"Of course I will go. Today is an important day for our kite. Dad will definitely be there."

"Thank you Dad."

"Good boy."

The Xu Youyuan in the film is softer and more delicious than the cloud muffin, and when you watch it, you will feel waves in your heart.

I really want the current Xu Youyuan to behave herself!

In this way, Xu Youyuan's elders are too burdened, and they have never acted spoiled to her at all.

Shi Yueduo wanted to reach out to the screen and squeeze a handful of Xiaoyouyuan's face, and secretly vowed in his heart that he would crack Xu Youyuan's elder system in 2036 and let her play coquettishly in front of her.

In the next few videos, Xu Youyu quickly became fat at a speed visible to the naked eye, and she often held mobile phones and various game consoles in her hands, eating or playing games all day long.

On her birthday, sitting in front of a cake filled with candles, Xu Youyuan still holds a game console in her hand and plays games non-stop.

It wasn't until her mother got angry and was about to beat her that she put down the game console and blew out the candles perfunctorily.

"You Yuan, one year older, what wishes do you want to make this year?" Dad asked.

Xu Youyuan said: "I want PS4."

Mom said: "Change one."

"Oh, that's no more."

Mother: "You..."

Dad hurriedly finished the game and said, "Let’s do it, Baby, this final exam, if you can get the top ten in the class, then Dad will buy it for you, OK?"

"The top 10 is too difficult, right? I only tested more than 40 in the last exam. You are a silly boy who writes a bad check. How about going forward to 30? The 30 or so happens to be from key middle schools. Admission line, anyway, I just need to focus on the key points, whether I stepped on the admission line to be admitted, or was admitted as the first place, isn’t it all admissions? It doesn’t make a difference. Up to 30, both of us still have I’m looking forward to it, don’t you?"

Mother said "Hey": "How old is this kid, just one set, learning is your own business, is there such a bargaining with parents?"

"Oh, my own business, if it's my own business, I think 40 is pretty good now."

When her mother rolled up her sleeves and was about to beat Xu Youyuan, Shi Yue praised: "Since I was a child, I have been so rigorous in logic. I have contributed a lot to the game business. In the end, did you get your ps4?"

Xu Youyuan said: "Of course I got it in the end. But in my final exam I remember that I seemed to have the third place in the class. Even so, my mother bought a PS4 as a New Year gift for me.\"

Shi Yue: "Auntie is really a peerless fairy."

"Yes." Xu Yishu also said, "In fact, our baby kite is very similar to her mother, a typical example of a hard mouth and a soft heart. If the baby kite's mother is still there, she will probably blush now."

When it comes to Xu Youyuan's passing mother, the atmosphere was a little silent for a while, but fortunately the next video saved everyone in time.

"Inhale, come, kite, inhale."

In the film, her mother is standing behind Xu Youyi, holding the back zipper of Xu Youyi's skirt, waiting for Xu Youyi to inhale. When the daughter took a deep breath and retracted her belly, she planned to close the **** zipper immediately.

Compared with the previous video, Xu Youyuan at this time looks a few years older, with short hair cut, and the whole person is as fat as a bluffed balloon. Her cheeks flushed, and she grieved:

"I have taken a few breaths..."

The father who was filming on the side gave a "poof" laugh.

"Old Xu, what are you doing!" Mother cried, "You can take another shot later! Make a mess. Come on! Kite! Take another breath! You can!"

Xu Youyuan's face flushed, and finally she had a little surplus. Her mother took the opportunity to pull and finally put on her skirt.

"That's it." Mom wiped the sweat off her forehead and finally slowed down.

Xu Youyuan also slackened, and the tone he had just lifted fell back heavily, only to hear the "hiss" sound of the skirt fraying, the back of the skirt was pulled up, but who would have thought that the front was split and it was white and fat. The fat belly popped out instantly.

Mother and Xu Youyi were dumbfounded at the same time.

"Puff..." Xu Yishu wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, holding back very hard.

Mom turned her head and glared at him, warning him not to make any noises with her eyes.

"Take it off, Mom will help you change a suitable one."

In fact, this skirt was bought last year during the Chinese New Year. When I bought it, Xu Youyuan liked it very much, and it was cold and never worn. When I want to wear it again this year, I'm already fat enough to wear it.

"mom."

When her mother helped her find a new dress, Xu Youyuan said, “I don’t want to wear a dress, nor do I want to go to my aunt’s wedding, okay?”

Xu Youyuan looked down her head like a dejected raccoon.

Mom glanced in the direction of the camera, exchanging glances with Dad.

"If the child doesn't want to go, don't go, don't force her." Xu Yishu said.

"You Yuan, do you not want to go to aunt's wedding because you don't like the wedding atmosphere, or because you are unhappy about the skirt?" Mom simply sat on the ground and looked up at her daughter.

Xu Youyuan was silent for a while and said: "I want to go, but I don't want to wear a skirt."

"Can I wear something else?"

Xu Youyuan looked at the skirt that was torn apart by her, lowered her head and did not answer.

"You Kite, don’t lower your head, you don’t have to be embarrassed to like anything. Do you understand it for yourself." The mother held her hand, not as if she was talking to a child, a conversation between adults of the same age. "But again, you need to fight for anything you like. You like small skirts and you like to eat, but if you eat too much, you will get fat easily. There is no way. You have to choose between the two things you like."

Xu Youyuan's answer was a little bit beyond the expectations of her parents: "Do I want both? I like both and I don't want to choose."

My mother, who had been serious for a long time, couldn't help but smile upon hearing this answer: "Then give me exercise! Tomorrow night you will finish your homework and play games for a while, and run downstairs with your dad."

Xu Yishu: "Ah? Why did you take me out?"

"It's so tiring to run..." Xu Youyuan was listless.

"If you don't want to choose, but if you want it all, you will naturally spend more energy than others. But isn't it worth it for what you like?"

Xu Youyuan looked at her mother, as if she understood, her eyes became firmer, as if she had agreed to something with herself, and she secretly made up her mind.

"Pouring chicken soup is our family's tradition." Outside the screen, Xu Yishu opened a can of beer, leaning on the sofa and staring at his wife living inside the screen, with gentle eyes, "Young Yuan said that I love to fill you with chicken soup. Actually, we Your mother’s favorite chicken soup is your mother. She has never known how to communicate with you better than me.

These past events are photographed and become electronic data. Even if the mother herself is gone, her past can still be read by people who miss her.

The "Eternal Memories" game independently developed by Xu Youyuan is actually an upgraded version of photography, allowing family and friends not only to watch it in front of the screen, but also to enter the holographic scene for more three-dimensional memory.

Many people are resistant to the novelty in the development of science and technology. In fact, the source is the fear caused by the unknown. Just like when a foreigner took a camera to take a picture of a Qing dynasty for the first time, people in the Qing dynasty also thought that it was a magic weapon that would fascinate people-because they didn't understand the principle of a camera. After I understood it, I naturally understood it.

Xu Youyuan doesn't know what his father's attitude towards entering the holographic memory game will be like face-to-face with his deceased mother. "Eternal Memory" has been optimized a lot, but it is not easy to take him into the game rashly. Look for a chance to knock on the side and see what Dad thinks.

"So after Xu Youyuan, are you determined to run?" Shi Yue's focus was on the core issues.

Xu Youyuan: "Blindly asking, I didn't lose weight when I arrived at university, don't you know it well?" Recalling the sad past that she used to burst her skirt, Xu Youyuan forked a muffin for herself, soothing Take a look at yourself.

"I ran, and I was really motivated. I bought a lot of badminton rackets and sneakers. As a result, I exercised for a week and then played games." Xu Yishu said, "It's my habit of running at night. Persevered."

Shi Yue nodded: "It seems that Xu Youyuan still did a lot of good things."

Shi Ye sighed: "Auntie is so nice, so gentle and can educate children, if I have children, I don't know if I can do it like auntie."

"You are only half right." Xu Yishu said, "I don't mean that her mother has a problem with her education, I mean she did teach very well, so that Xiaoyuan has a firm stand since she was young and pursues whatever she likes, but Her mother also had a headache for a while."

"Are you talking about the time when I was frequently invited to my parents?" Xu Youyuan asked.

"Which paragraph? Why don't I know?" Shiye asked.

"You and I only got together when you were in the second grade. In the first grade, I bought a PSP and played games all day long, so I was invited by my parents. It sounds like my fault, but it’s not. It’s the math teacher’s hard work. I took up the physical education and music classes. I originally planned to play games in these two courses. However, I was occupied and the plan for clearance and evaluation was disrupted. I still have to write manuscripts to earn pocket money. It’s been occupied every time, so I have to use PSP to fight the injustice between the physical education teacher and the music teacher."

Xu Yishu clicked on a new movie.

Xu Youyi, who was sitting across from the dining table, looked two times fatter than when she burst her skirt. Xu Youyi pointed to herself: "The first day of the new year is the peak of my weight. This should be the fattest time."

My mother seemed to have been training for a big meal. She was taking a break in the intermission. Looking back at her glasses lens: "Is this also going to be shot?"

Xu Yishu said: "Important family meetings, leave a commemoration."

My mother seemed to have a headache, and she held her head to settle for a while and said: "You Yuan, I can understand what you said. I have played the little game you made by yourself with your dad. It is very interesting. We all believe you in this regard. Talent. Actually, we discovered your interest when you first learned to walk. I told you that when you were young, you liked to stare at the computer when you didn’t even know what a game is. This is your talent. Elementary school students can There are really not many people who program and make games by themselves. Your father and I think that our kite is little genius and is destined to be different from ordinary people.

"You said that what you wanted from a young age, as long as it is within our ability, is there any thing that hasn't been bought for you? All of your game consoles have been bought, even if you haven't even passed 30 of them, it will be regarded as Did you give you a New Year gift. Even if you like it any more, you can’t bring the game console to the class. How do you tell your mother to tell the teacher? Say, "Our baby kite is a genius, so I don’t want to study, so just leave it alone." , Put it this way? Is it appropriate for your own character."

Xu Youyuan said sincerely: "It's not appropriate."

Originally, my mother was not very angry. After all, her daughter's talent in the game field exceeded the expectations of the husband and wife, and she also wanted to train her in this area. When Xu Youyuan admitted her mistake, her mother's heart became softer.

It’s the same thing for God to enjoy food, but you still have to go to school. Formal education is the cornerstone. If the cornerstone is not well established, it is easy to encounter bottlenecks if you want to go up.

My mother worked hard again, wanting to let her know the importance of "cornerstones" and teach her how to allocate time reasonably and respect teachers.

"Of course, you must never give up what you like. Your parents will always be behind you to support you." Mom is afraid that she will be assimilated by the environment, and again emphasizes the importance of persisting in self.

"So, you have to face your true self and insist on what you like, right." Xu Youyuan, who has been silently listening to her mother's nagging, finally speaks.

Mom held her hand across the table: "You Yuan, you will always be the only one in your life. Your parents will always be your strong backing and support all your decisions."

"Mom." Xu Youyuan was a little confused by the chicken soup, and instead shook her mother's hand and said, "I have never told you about one thing, I'm afraid you will oppose it. But what you said, I like it. Never give up about the matter. So I want to tell you..."

His mother looked expectant, even the camera was raised a bit, Xu Yishu craned her neck and looked forward to it.

"I like girls."

Xu Youyuan used five words to freeze the couple in place.

"Oh my god." Shi Ye covered his eyes, not daring to look any further. I heard that Xu Youyuan came out at a very young age, and Shi Ye also admired her courage. He didn't expect the scene of coming out to be so terrible.

"What did you say?" After a ten-second delay, Mom took the lead to come back to her senses.

"You heard it just now." Xu Youyuan was not afraid, and repeated loudly, "I like girls!"

Mom stood up abruptly, the table creaked and almost overturned.

Shi Yue turned his head and gave Xu Youyi a thumbs up: "You are a real warrior."

Xu Youyuan ignored her, looking back at what she did when she was a teenager, she also felt quite silly.

"Your mother mentioned this before she left." Xu Yishu had finished drinking a bottle of beer. To the old drunkard, drinking beer is like drinking water, "Said that you overreacted to your coming out that year. One point, the child told the truth because he trusted his parents, and she almost turned the table upside down. Fortunately, you always had your own ideas and were not influenced by her. Seeing that you succeeded in your career and family later, she was relieved..." Xu Yishu paused here and added, "You haven't encountered those things afterwards when she left."

"You must have your own opinions, work hard for what you like, and don’t care about other people’s evaluations. This is what my mother taught me and the wealth she left me. When I was young, I didn’t think about it. You and My mother does not worry about me less."

"How come, you are so good, it is the pride of me and your mother. Except for the problems of playing games for too long and premature love, I basically didn't make your mother and I worry about it."

"Puppy love?" Shi Yue sat up straight, and his ears stood up immediately, "Uncle, who did Xu Youyuan fall in a puppy love? She was in love before she got married?"

Xu Yishu suddenly realized that she had said something wrong, and looked in Xu Youyuan's direction, wanting to let her speak for herself.

"You fall in love with a ghost, you and my mother are embarrassed to misunderstand me and press on my head." Xu Youyuan said while eating the muffin. To be wiped out by her alone.

"Misunderstanding? With whom? What's the matter." Shi Yue asked three times.

Shi Ye had been happily eating melons and watching the show, waiting to continue listening to gossip, until the eyes of the father and daughter Xu Youyuan and Xu Yishu turned to her.

Shi Ye: "?"