Master Is Pregnant

Chapter 3 4+5

At this time, it is necessary for me to talk about the pattern here.

The doors open inward, and the height is only half a person. Generally speaking, men stand with their backs to the door sighing, so they don't need to lock the door to know that there is someone here.

At that time, I was going to the toilet in a difficult posture, facing the door, and my squatting body was below the upper wall of the bamboo door, creating the illusion that there was no one here. The person who came here must have an unstoppable surge of energy and blood, thinking that the sound of the big and small beads falling on the jade plate came from outside, so the coming came violently with a big palm—tragedy!

Amidst the applause and applause outside, tears filled my eyes, pushing and pinching to remind the person above that it was time to get up.

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

The biggest mistake of my life is that I haven't locked the door in the men's room!

"You..." The man also stood up quite embarrassed, and I took a piece of jade on him and put it in my arms.

I stood up, dressed fully, thankful that he should have seen nothing just now. Flashing out of the cubicle, I looked at him up and down. It looks a little bit pretty, unlike the little girl here, who has a silky and dusty softness. This person is tall and handsome, and there is a kind of unbelievable arrogance between his eyebrows, but he is a little frivolous, and is more like Tao Er— —It seems to be a guest.

My good feeling for this person has never been reduced to a bad feeling, completely forgetting that I am also a guest...

It is estimated that the opposite person is similar, patted his luxurious clothes, frowning so that flies can be caught, looking at a person like him, I guess he has never been so embarrassed in his life. Thinking of this, I balanced a little bit. I haven't had a time of embarrassment.

Twitching the corner of his mouth, my adult said, "Forget it, forget it, I don't care about you, see you in such a hurry, hurry up and sigh."

I just thought it would be broken. Because he looked up and stared at me with anger, but the fire only flashed by, quickly overshadowed by shock.

He stepped forward and said in shock: "It's you!"

I took a step back and hurriedly said: "It's not me!"

He squinted in disbelief, as if to see me clearly. "who are you?"

"Who is me?" I subconsciously covered my face, wondering if he was the debt I owed when I was young and romantic.

He staggered two steps forward, shaking his voice and said, "You are her, you are not her..."

I tugged at the corner of my mouth, did you want me to hand a flower to him to pull the petals?

This person looks like a dog, why is his mind caught by the door?

I thought in my heart that I shouldn't stay here for a long time. I turned around and wanted to run. The man's hand was already on my sleeve, but for some reason he let go. Afterwards, I thought he was still in a hurry...

At that time, I ran in the same direction as I was when I left the hut, but after running for a while, I didn't see the two younger sisters who sent me here. I looked at the strange place in front of me, and I said in my heart: Wonderful, I ran in the wrong direction.

On this side, to put it simply, it is the back door of the painting boat, and then it is the battlefield of the oiran.

My cat walked in the background with my waist down, and from time to time I heard Yinggeyan's words and the cheers of men. When you are ready to eat the King’s meal, but there is a chance to escape before you, what will you do?

I was actually struggling in my heart. It felt like I stole ten chickens but the master didn’t sigh. Tao Er was not angry, Tang Sanqiao was okay, but Yan Wu was still smiling-so, sir, I Will be very lost, just like being abandoned.

Yan Wu said to me: guilty.

Also hit the nail on the head.

At this moment, I am vacillating between being cheap or not.

At this moment, a voice blew up my spirit like thunder.

"Why Brother Fang has been there for so long and hasn't come back?" A low alcoholic voice made me rippling and startled.

"I'm afraid I met some beauty on the road, and I was fascinated." Another voice sounded old, lewd, and slutty. After saying this, he laughed oh, he got goose bumps all over me.

Those who are near Zhu are red and those who are near Mo are black, Tao Er, you are with this class of scum all day long, I can't save you how many!

I shook my head sadly, and then heard the sound of the chair rubbing on the floor. "I'll go and have a look, let's stay away for a while."

Not good!

I took a look at the terrain. This was his only way to the hut, a straight corridor with no shelter, and the only place to hide was the wing rooms on both sides—someone might be working in it!

I am depressed, I am troubled, I pull my hair, I scratch the wall!

I looked around, before I had time to think about it, I opened one of the doors and rushed in—within a moment, I was thrown out and landed in the middle of the corridor.

Once again, the buttocks are back and the sand is falling down...

A pair of black boots came into view-such a saucy style, only our Tao Er would wear it. It is said that it can bring out the temperament of his Confucian businessman. I say shit, gold can't hide the essence of chamber pot.

It is reasonable for Yan Wu to say that I am not grateful for the report. He is a martial arts leader, the owner of Baihong Mountain Villa, who is willing to fight his swords, and to support his family as a profiteer, whose family is he raising?

"It's you?" The voice raised slightly, which told me he was a little surprised, and then he became unhappy.

"It's not me!" I firmly covered my face.

"Isn't you who are you?" He sneered.

"Anyone but me!" I hugged my head stubbornly, and felt the back collar tighten. He had lifted it up and was forced to look at him.

If both of them are standing on the ground, then I can only reach his chest, um, between two o'clock, so I am now twenty centimeters above the ground...

I shook my feet and gave a flattering smile subconsciously. He smiled back, his eyebrows raised slightly, but his eyes narrowed dangerously.

wrong!

The momentum is wrong!

A thunderstorm struck my head again (what kind of metaphor...), I shuddered suddenly, and there was a feeling that the tiger's body shook, and the domineering aura was born spontaneously. Angrily Dantian, I said coldly: "I'm here to catch the traitor! Tao Er, you go around Huafang without telling me."

I saw his eyelids twitch and looked at me with interest, with a long oh.

"Catch the **** in bed, have you caught anything?"

I said seriously: "Tao Er, you have criminal motives and criminal conditions. I'm afraid you can't stop the temptation to go astray, so I came to persuade you to do good."

Tao Er brought me closer, frowned, and moved a little further: "Where have you been, there is a strange smell on my body."

I laughed. "Probably manly."

If I am so meaningful, people who have never experienced it can’t understand it. When it is, I’m as smart as Tao Er and can’t figure out the bizarre twists and turns that just happened to me, so he just frowned and looked at me suspiciously, his eyes rolled. , I don’t know what I’m thinking.

But people in the know soon showed up.

"Tao Qing..." I was thrown into the wing next to me only when I heard these words. A brawny man in a trouser suit and half-faded saw me and wailed: "Why are you again!"

I am sorry to smile at him, "You go on, go on..."

Alas, after being disturbed in this way a few times, I will suffer from impotence and dysfunction.

I heard the footsteps of the two people outside gradually walking away, and vaguely heard a sentence: "Lost...Wait..."

The specifics are hard to hear.

After my buttocks fell back in the flat sand, I sat on the ground and meditated for a while, making sure I had never seen the toilet man, but why did Tao Er throw me into the wing? Afraid that I will meet him?

anyway……

Go home first anyway. I dislike the smell of myself.

When the old bustard brought a group of brothers and sisters to my side and surrounded me, I calmly patted my clothes and escaped from the jade pendant-this jade pendant has gentle tentacles, which seems to be no worse than mine.

I calmly said: "I just fell into the pit when I went to the toilet. This jade pendant should be enough to pay for the tea."

The old bustard's eyes lighted up, took the jade pendant in my hand and held it tightly, and said repeatedly in his mouth: "Enough enough..."

I freed myself from Sanlian Painting Boat and rushed home.

To be honest, there is nothing fun. The food is not as good as the cooks at home. There are more beauties. In truth, none of them are as good as my family. You said what Tao Er is going to do, and you don’t know if it is he who is going to prostitute or spend money to make him prostitute...

The door of Li's Mansion was open, and the people hurried, I patted one of them on the shoulder suspiciously. "What happened to the house?"

The man said without looking back, "Master lost it."

I was taken aback, raised my hand and touched my face. "I didn't lose it..."

While talking while entering the door, Lian'er was walking out with a stick. When she saw it, her eyes widened and she stopped, and then smiled...

"Master, let us find it easily!" Lian'er grinned gritted teeth.

I choked my neck.

"Lian'er, isn't it because many people have left behind..." I said with a guilty conscience.

"Are you sure you didn't deliberately'wander'?" Lian'er was as terrifying as her master, squinting to threaten me.

"Maybe the firecrackers are too loud, I didn't hear you calling me..." My voice became smaller and smaller.

"Humph..." Lian'er grabbed my collar, "Go and explain to the princes!"

Scared me too! Three trials!

I've only been away for less than two hours, so it is necessary!

The sense of accomplishment that was valued and the vicissitudes of being oppressed twisted in my heart, and I looked at the master above flatly. The master lowered his eyelids and turned his face away from me. Oops, the smile is reduced by seven points!

I like Tang San Qiao Si again. Although Tang San's temper was a little bit irritable, I know that he has always been the easiest to soften up his heart, but now it seems... his eye knife has gone to the next level. Qiao Si was out of nostrils with Tang San at this time, already cold, now she has become an ice sculpture beauty.

Yan Wu, I dare not count on him. The guy walked in with a smile. I knew that his nose was very good. It was from the smell of herbal medicine. He could accurately tell the composition and dosage by smelling the medicine, and of course it was the same with other things.

"Huh? I went to East Street, watched the fireworks up close, and ate a table of unnutritious chicken, duck and fish meat, full of fat and powder, and..." The expression on Yan Wu's face became a little strange. "You went to Sanlianhuafang?"

I couldn’t help but clap and applaud him. I told him what I had done in the place I walked by only relying on the smell, only the last point. I don’t know if he gave me the face or can’t guess me. How did the smell come from.

But soon I found out that after hearing the words "Three Lianhuafang", several servants' faces sank and the indoor temperature dropped sharply.

I coughed. "I went with Tao Er."

Everyone was taken aback.

"If you don't believe me, look at it." I took out Tao Er's fan from the bottom of my sleeve. My habit of picking things up is really hard to change. "I left with Lian'er and met Tao Er. I happened to be hungry, so I went to Sanlian Painting Boat with Tao Er to watch the excitement."

If they were with Tao Er, they would feel more at ease. What I said is not wrong, it's just that I met Tao Er after entering the painting boat

But Tang San asked. "Then second brother can let you eat these greasy fish?"

The big principle does not make mistakes, the small principle does not matter. I honestly confessed: "I stole it." Blinking my eyes, I tried to squeeze out some tears to wet my eyes. "I'm hungry……"

Tang San really felt soft, seeing me like this, the expression on his face softened, and he couldn't bear it.

"When the second elder brother comes back, ask him to understand." Yan Wu let go, and said, "Look at her odor, let her wash it first."

Yan Wu's nose is too sensitive, and he is a bit clean, so he can't stand it first. Hearing what he said, no one else had any objection. I was amnested, so I hurried back to my house to wash the incense.

Lian'er added water to me with one hand and rubbed my shoulder with the other. Our Lian'er is really capable...

"Master, you are not too young anymore. It's time to stop playing and let the princes worry about you. Can you justify it? Tonight, I have to persuade the prince to let you go out to play. Do you want to go out? Do you think you are still flying and omnipotent like before? Even if you don't think about yourself, think about how many princes..."

I got a numb scalp and accepted her lesson. After listening to her, I felt sour. "Lian'er, the master knew it was wrong."

"Master, you say that every time, when can you really change it?"

Have the courage to admit your mistakes, and resolutely don't change--Master, I have more problems.

But it was really uncomfortable for me to live in this Xiaoli Mansion, and I couldn't eat this or that, and it was so uncomfortable that every bone was wrong. I angrily said: "You are raising Costin as a canary."

"Yo, you return Hai Dongqing!" Lian'er patted my shoulder, and I hissed, "Just accept your fate. With such a group of owners, why are you not satisfied?"

The eldest son is the prime minister, the second son is the master of the martial arts, the third son is the young master of the Tang Sect, the fourth son is the young master of the secret door, and the fifth son is the genius doctor. These basically have to follow the word "front". Since they have followed me, they have been considered "congruent", but when I think of all the powerful characters who have given up the world for me, and walked around in this little Li Mansion, it is not clear whether they raised me or I raised them. .

That's it, I made up my mind to be a good master from tomorrow and don't let the sons worry about me! (One hundred and eighty-third time.)

I took a step out of the tub, Lian'er raised her hands and spread out the large bedcloth towel, just about to wrap it around me, when the door was knocked open.

Damn, come again!

What is the purpose of a door?