Mang Mi Ma's Nephew Is In Love With The President, The Little Thing Is Crazy

June 24, 2023, Beijing.

In the endless flow of alleys, the raised manhole covers are blocked by fences.

On the pedestrian crossing line in the middle of the road, the crowd is bustling.

There was a loud bang.

People gasped as they looked into the middle of the road.

A young man collapsed in a pool of blood.

His name is Zhuo Le, a 22-year-old 18-line cross talk actor.

I usually live a life of going to the cave and writing manuscripts.

lives in a basement in the capital, and his income is barely enough to make ends meet.

The performance style, the old driver on the stage, and the speed of the car is fast.

Whenever he came on stage, his partner would say: "My partner always says that he is a primary school student in the cross talk industry, okay, as soon as others come on stage, they all light the fire, step on the clutch, hang the gear, loosen the clutch, and get up."

As soon as Zhuo Le came on stage, I just want to say, all of them are so out of the way! Fast flash! Dodge away! The car rolls in the face, and the ticket will not be refunded.

The mouth is also notoriously damaged, and you don't believe me I'll ask him on the spot for you. The

funny partner glanced at Zhuo Le and asked, "Brother, who do you think is the most scheming in the entertainment industry?"

Zhuo Le replied calmly, "Li Ronghao."

"Why?"

Zhuo Le looked at the audience without changing his face and said: "Because he wrote "Monster" for Gu Ju and "Ugly Eight Monsters" for Xue Zhiqian, but he wrote "Model" for himself, a proper scheming boy."

His fans rushed to the stage to pick up the stubble, "What a handsome guy, but it's a pity that he has a mouth."

To Zhuo Le's surprise, he soon met Yang Chenglin.

Zhuo Le on the stage is considered by everyone to be a veteran driver.

In fact, in terms of feelings, he has no actual combat experience at all, and can only talk on paper.

Whenever a female audience member shouts in the audience, "Zhuo Le, I'm going to give you a monkey." "

His heart will bloom with joy, and his face will be redder than a monkey's buttocks.

Because of this car accident, he accidentally traveled to the parallel time and space Blue Star.

When Zhuo Le woke up, he noticed that his vision had dropped by 10 centimeters.

Is this because he has become shorter?

Memories merge, only to realize that he has become a second-year junior high school student.

His parents divorced, his mother died of illness, and the original owner and his uncle Hou Zhuocheng depended on each other.

If you wear it, you can be safe.

His principle is that where he falls, lie down.

There is no hard work at work, because as long as everyone does not work hard, the boss will not be able to live his ideal life.

I can't go back anyway, so I got up and washed my face first.

Just as Zhuo Le stood in front of the bathroom mirror, looking at his cute and handsome face.

The scene that caught him off guard surprised him.

The skin that originally had acne marks turned out to be visible to the naked eye, okay.

This made Zhuo Le feel flustered.

I'll go, I'm wearing Uncle Wolf's skills?"

Ding, congratulations to the host for activating the succubus system, and the system transformation has been completed. "

The system projection screen displays the host attribute column

: [Name: Zhuo Le] [Age: 14 years old]

[Height: 175cm

] [Weight: 60kg

] [Binding system: Succubus system system

] [Succubus level: 1] [Succubus

skill: Attraction of the opposite sex]

[

Succubus characteristics: delicate body, fair and silky skin, perfect body appearance. [

Succubus Weakness: If the adult Yin Qi of the opposite sex is not absorbed within 3 days, the Succubus will wither and die. Zhuo

Le knew every word, and he couldn't say that he didn't understand it.

What kind of thing is a succubus

? Delicate and expensive, silky skin, what kind of thing is this?

Lao Tzu is a straight man.

The question is that if you don't inhale yin qi within 3 days, you will die, what the hell.

I've already passed through

, and I still have to hang up, right? The car scared me to death, and I didn't breathe yin for 3 days, and I had to be wilted to death, right

? Where to suck? How to suck? Who to suck? I'm

too difficult.

Came out of the bathroom with his head drooping.

was grabbed by the shoulder by the oncoming uncle.

"Lele, the XD 6 crew called me back, and my registration was approved.

Zhuo Le's eyes lit up, and he secretly thought to himself.

Uncle, you are really my own uncle, this time I am saved.

Heartbeat 6, isn't there a lot of mature young ladies.

If there are mature women, will there be yin qi to suck.

Then I will be able to live.

It seems that this opportunity is to be seized.

Thinking of this, he hugged his uncle and congratulated him.

"Great, uncle, I knew you were so good, you must be able to.

"Lele, uncle will definitely be able to let you live a good life in the future, and you won't always suffer with your uncle in this bungalow."

Zhuo Le's face rested on his uncle's chest, his big eyes rolled around, and when he spoke again, his tone was pitiful.

"Uncle, I am reluctant to part with you.

If you leave me alone at home, you don't feel at ease, right?

Otherwise, I'll send you to the program team.

Hou Zhuocheng looked at his nephew's little face and was about to shed tears, he couldn't bear it.

"Just now the staff said that every guest should do a home visit.

The two of us depend on each other, and this visit can only be done by you.

I'll ask the program team if you can go to the scene and let the host help you do the interview.

"It's great, my uncle will definitely be able to go out.

After Zhuo Le finished speaking, he turned and ran into his uncle's room.

Start picking out what they're going to wear tomorrow.

Lian Zong, of course, I want to leave a good first impression on everyone.

I just can't help but think about it while picking out clothes.

Yin Qi, the master is here.

In the afternoon, his uncle took him to the supermarket to buy something delicious to celebrate.

This is the first time that Zhuole has gone out since activating the system.

He was really scared by the aunts in the vegetable and fruit area.

Look at him as if he is going to eat him, and he will be squeezed around by them.

If that's the appeal of a succubus, he'd rather not.

It took a lot of effort for him to get back to his uncle.

I'm going to accompany my uncle to the crew tomorrow, and I hope I can survive there.

......

On the day of the assembly, the Lake of Tranquility Resort Hotel.

XD 6 adopts the playback form of live broadcast plus recording and broadcasting.

The recording time will be notified in advance.

The live broadcast has already started from the assembly.

The show was well advertised before and after, and the first 11 guests in this season were undoubtedly industry elites.

The pre-announcement whetted the audience's appetite.

The first 5 seasons were also very successful, and the guests who successfully held hands are now married.

At this time, the live broadcast has just begun, and the number of online people in the live broadcast room has exceeded 10,000.

Tuo Zhuole was blessed to lie in bed, and the uncle and nephew were successfully late, and Hou Zhuocheng was annoyed.

The taxi driver also uses the car hands-free to make calls while driving.

After hanging up the phone, the driver complained to their uncle and nephew, "This monkey kid, last time it was the third to the bottom, and this time it is the second to the bottom, hey."

Hou Zhuocheng said perfunctorily: "Children, each has its own anger, and our family is the same." After

finishing speaking, he didn't forget to glance at Zhuo.

The driver smiled happily, recalling to find a balance on other people's children, and glanced at Zhuo Le from the rearview mirror: "Handsome guy, you expand and talk about it."

Hou Zhuocheng sighed: "Last year, I don't know what he got from the Internet, and he deducted Xiao Riben from the world map at home."

"Poof", the driver couldn't help laughing, looked at Zhuo Le and said, "This kid has a future, don't be angry, there's nothing wrong with you thinking about it carefully."

After listening to this, he felt even more unbalanced, and continued to ask Hou Zhuocheng if there was anything else he was angry about.

Hou Zhuocheng poked Zhuo Le's forehead and said: "That day, I showed him geography homework, and I wanted to use the plate theory to explain geographical phenomena.

The Himalayas rise, he writes about squeezing.

The area of the Red Sea expanded, and he wrote about the squeezing collision. The

driver was confused, "I don't understand, but it doesn't sound like a problem."

Hou Zhuocheng was so angry that he poked Zhuo Le again, and then said: "But the next question is about the frequent earthquakes in Japan, and he deserves to write it." "

Poof", the driver couldn't help but smile, looking at Zhuo Le more and more he liked it, this kid is so talented.

In addition to not getting a score for this question, the more I think about it, the more wrong it becomes.

Thinking about his rebel son again, his hands are itchy.

Still unwilling in his heart, the driver asked tentatively: "It's enough to lose points like

this, is it okay for children to usually score in exams?" Hou Zhuocheng heard this, and said as if his anger had disappeared: "The score is okay, I will be exempted from the exam after graduation next month, and I will be sent to a middle school." "

The driver has an urge to slap himself, owes, what is there to ask, he doesn't want to talk anymore, he can't talk.

The person concerned, Zhuo Le, didn't care about the conversation between his uncle and the driver at all.

His eyes were all focused on the live broadcast of the program that had just started in Xinding 6.

Hold your phone and concentrate.

Today's gathering are the guests of the 601 Forest Cabin.

Hou Zhuocheng pointed to the close-up shots of the two heart-warming huts on the screen, and said to Zhuo Le: "Look, it's coming." "