Law of the Devil

"What? Want me to marry the princess??"

In the huge government affairs hall, the shouts of the two hundred and fifty generals were so loud that even the windows were buzzing. The guy jumped up, almost touching his head to the ceiling.

The fat on Longbottom's face was ridiculously squeezed into a ball, he shook his head violently, and waved his hands again and again: "No, no, no! This is absolutely impossible! Absolutely, absolutely impossible!! This kind of thing, I can't even kill me!" Do it... if you can't be beaten to death, let alone do it!"

Du Wei sighed, and comforted the top general under his command: "My general, this is a good job! You have seen our Princess Louise, isn't she beautiful enough? I can tell You, in the imperial capital, the young aristocrats pursuing her can line up from the gate of the palace to the other side of the Lancang Canal! Besides, she is the regent's younger sister, with a noble status and a proud daughter of the royal family, isn't she worthy of you? ...We urgently need to stabilize her now, if we want to get a woman, what other way is more direct and effective than marrying her home and teaching her as I want?"

Longbottom was unmoved at all: "If you can't, you can't! My mother...a princess, I can't afford to lose weight! Besides, with my body and my age, I don't think it's suitable... More importantly What's more, I don't like dealing with nobles the most in my life! If I marry a princess, wouldn't I fall into the nest of nobles? No discussion! Absolutely no discussion! I say boss. If you want me to lead the army to fight, kill and set fire, I will I can't even frown, but this kind of work... Damn, the technical content is too high! I can't handle it, old Longbottom!"

What Longbottom said was extremely firm.

I marry a princess? What a joke!

My two hundred and five generals were born big and thick, with big arms and round waists, and a thick back. He can drink a leather bag of spirits and a catty of beef for a meal! With my body and weight, the entire army can find a horse that can carry me. That's enough! With such a slender body like that of Princess Louise, I crushed her to death casually. Still marry back to be a wife?

What's more. In Longbottom's heart, the royal princess should be sitting in the palace, in the melodious tune, and those pale faces. The sissy aristocratic youths with powder on their faces were talking and laughing in low voices, drinking tea. Talk about the weather. Art and other hypocritical and elegant topics, and then the interest comes, and you can also follow the music. Stand up and have a graceful court dance...

Even if Longbottom was beaten to death, he would not be able to bear that kind of life!

Seeing General Two Hundred and Five shaking his head like a rattle, Du Wei lost his temper. Philip felt a little trembling in his heart—if Longbottom didn't do this unlucky mission, I'm afraid our Lord Duke would throw it into his hands again!

no! Absolutely not! No matter what, you have to push Longbottom out!

"General. What if this is a task!" Philip said slowly.

Longbottom was silent for a while, his face became serious, and he thought for a moment. But still shook his head: "Sorry, my lord... I still can't agree. And, have you forgotten? I already have a wife!"

As soon as this word came out. Both Du Wei and Philip fell silent.

It's not because of anything else, just because... this matter, in fact, many counselors and generals in the Tulip family understands that it is a hidden pain in the heart of the two hundred and five generals!

In fact, Longbottom did have a wife in his early years. It is said that there is a land, and that wife was married when he was young. Later, he was ordered to station on the grassland, so he left his wife in his hometown... It is said that her wife is also a wealthy family in his hometown. birth.

It is said that Longbottom was very kind to this wife. He often boasted: I, a big bastard, can marry such a beautiful girl, it's like pie in the sky!

so. Legend has it that Longbottom, the 250th general, is not afraid of anything, but he is the only one who obeys and is submissive to his wife.

And after he was transferred to the Northwest, he knew that the Northwest was bitterly cold, so he left his wife at home and left a large amount of valuable family property—however, he is also a general of the Empire, and he is still quite rich of.

After that, Longbottom continued to write letters home and send people to deliver various things. At the same time, I occasionally take advantage of my vacation to rush home to visit relatives.

One thing is, once heard that the wife was sick. Longbottom ran for six days and six nights and killed four horses. He drove home after a long distance, but when he arrived home, his wife was already ill... But the 250th General, because of his desperate rush, had just arrived home. The two hundred and five generals, who were as strong as an ox, fell down, and in the end...he himself fell seriously ill instead!

But then, Longbottom married another wife on the grassland—of course, according to the laws of the empire, that was just a concubine.

That incident was also a famous deed of the 250th General: At the beginning, he served as the leader of the 20,000 cavalry stationed on the grassland. Under the means of dividing and wooing, he also became famous on the grassland. In that alliance marriage between the two big tribes, in order to destroy the unity among the grassland tribes, Longbottom deliberately led people to intercept the sending procession, and then arbitrarily demanded to see the bride's face... According to the customs of the grassland, this Of course not.

Afterwards, as everyone knew, Longbottom deliberately let the poor chief's daughter fail to marry, but in the end he married the chief's daughter himself. He also left behind a famous swearing language: Isn't it just a few freckles on the face, I don't think it looks so-so! Hmph... don't let me see? Why not let me see? Can't marry after seeing it? good! That's easy, I married her! Take it back and I will look carefully, see enough! Look at it however you want! At night, I stripped naked to see the whole body! Hold!

As a result, this incident led to General Longbottom's second marriage... a marriage with a bit of a sensual tinge.

and. In fact, everyone later found out that although Longbottom's methods were a little more aggressive at the beginning, he was actually very good for this foreign wife in the prairie. Moreover, relying on the big part behind this wife

The fall made Longbottom feel like a fish in water on the grassland, relying on 20,000 cavalry. It's such a trick to appease the huge grassland so submissively. After seeing his deeds, Du Wei couldn't help but sigh! Such a talent, but was framed by those villains in the imperial capital! .

The good times didn't last long, and Longbottom was dismissed from office because he offended the dignitaries of the imperial capital, and was arrested and returned to the imperial capital for trial.

At this time, his little wife on the prairie. That is, the chief's daughter, who has been waiting for him for a long time. He even asked for a large amount of property from the family's tribe and sent it to the imperial capital. Help Longbottom with the lawsuit. Unclog the joints.

It is a pity that Longbottom offended the dignitaries because Longbottom ruined their business of selling weapons to the grassland privately, so despite spending a lot of money, Longbottom was still convicted and imprisoned in the prison of the Imperial Supervisory Office...

Fortunately it is. After that large amount of money was spilled. It has some effect - at least it saved his life.

If it hadn't been for Du Wei, Longbottom would have continued to live in the prison of the Imperial Supervision Office, or he would have been imprisoned until he died, or. Wait another ten or twenty years. The new emperor rewards and encourages the world. Maybe when he came out, he was too old to walk.

The so-called "people walk tea cool", this sentence can be applied almost anywhere!

When Longbottom was just dismissed from the military and returned to the Imperial Capital for review, at the beginning, everyone thought that Longbottom had been on the grassland for many years and had made great achievements. The empire would never kill such a meritorious general in one go.

that time. There are many people who believe that he will make a comeback soon. After all, a young general like him is talented.

Therefore, in the early days, on the grassland, because the influence left by Longbottom was still there, several large tribes who had a good relationship with him were willing to contribute money and goods under the lobbying of his wife. Trying to exonerate Longbottom.

But in the end, as the days passed, everyone gradually realized that this time, the 250th General might really be down!

So, gradually, the saying that people take tea to cool down is undoubtedly reflected!

Longbottom could be the first to leave his land, which he never expected. It's not the little wife of the alien race in the prairie! But the main wife who stayed in his hometown!

Longbottom was in prison and had received a letter. One is his regular wife. The woman told Longbottom straightforwardly in the letter: asking for a divorce.

At that time, Longbottom just calmly sent the messenger away, and then he wrote back that night, agreeing to his wife's request for a divorce. After all, I have committed a crime now, and God knows what my future fate will be. The careless old man still loved his wife very much in his heart, and he agreed to the divorce because he didn't want to drag her down.

However, Du Wei learned a detail from Longbottom's most trusted direct subordinate, the al-Qaeda commander known as "Little Two Hundred and Five", a detail that made Longbottom very sad:

When Longbottom was imprisoned, the little wife on the grassland spared no effort to raise money everywhere, trying to rescue Longbottom. But in his hometown, the wife who was well-clothed and well-fed, didn't even say a word from the beginning to the end!

Not a word was said, not a letter was written, not a penny was spent!

It's just that a divorce letter was sent straightforwardly in the end!

From the beginning to the end, Longbottom never complained about his first wife. He believed that he was wronged by her. I have been working for the empire in the northwest grassland all year round, after all, I have neglected my wife at home. She is in her youth, how many women can endure this kind of perennial loneliness?

However, among them, the little 250-year-old Gaida also revealed a secret matter, which is rarely known to outsiders:

When Longbottom was imprisoned and the trial of the lawsuit reached a critical moment, at that time, there was an opportunity, because the old emperor Augustine VI, who was in power at the time, was so rejoicing that he launched a military expedition to Southeast Asia and lost a lot of military expenditure. The empire's finances were once very tight. So the old emperor issued an imperial order, that is, all criminals can pay for themselves to atone for their crimes!

At that time, as long as Longbottom could raise a sum of money, he might have a chance to get out. Even if he couldn't get out immediately, at least his sentence could be reduced a lot, and he might be able to get out after two or three years.

Unfortunately, at that time, the tribes on the grassland were no longer willing to pay any more. No matter how Longbottom's prairie wife returned to her family's tribe to beg, everyone felt that the 250th general had fallen, and no one was willing to pay.

As a result, several of Longbottom's trusted old subordinates ran back to Longbottom's hometown and asked his wife for help—at that time, the two had not yet divorced.

The one who ran there in person was the little two hundred and five Al Qaeda. Gaida was almost a subordinate trained by Longbottom, almost like Longbottom's half son-although the age difference between the two was less than ten years old.

As a result, when Al Qaeda talked about this matter, every time he hated it, his teeth itch! This little two hundred and five said:

"Our general left a lot of property in his hometown! These are his savings for the general over the years! There is a manor, a fruit grove, and several big houses! That's right! Our general may feel sorry for that woman! But we are soldiers, serving the empire to guard the border, who is not like this?! I hate that woman, for so many years, almost all the property of the general has supported her, and she is well-clothed and well-fed at home, unlike us drinking the northwest wind in the northwest! But Something happened to the general, and she didn’t let a fart go! When we ran back to our hometown, we said we needed to raise a sum of money to save the general! Do you know what that woman did to us?? She sent someone to blow us up Get out! And let an old housekeeper with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks threaten us! If we don’t leave, she will report to the local garrison that we are robbers!! Damn it! Those property belong to the general! Not that woman!! "

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