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Tu Shanhus are well aware that although sand sculpture advertisements can attract attention, but if they want to make people believe in the effect of Peiyuan Lingjiu instead of simply treating it as ghost material, they must come up with some professional and authoritative dry goods just work.

So after the sand sculpture commercial, the rune poster immediately played the second commercial.

An unsmiling expert in a white coat appeared on the poster, and began to describe the effects of Peiyuanling Wine from a professional perspective, using various test data, clinical indicators and related experiments.

This change of painting style was too sudden. If I hadn't seen the previous advertisement, I would have thought I was watching the teaching video of the elixir major.

Even so, at the beginning of this advertisement, there were still people who didn’t know about Krypton Store making complaints about it.

"Here we go again, hire a 'pharmaceutical advertising performance expert', make some false data that is nothing, and shoot a deceptive false advertisement... I don't know if it is illegal to shoot this kind of advertisement now? No need to say, report it!"

The person who spoke frowned at the poster advertisement on the bus platform, and took out his mobile phone to call to report.

"Old Wang, wait." The companion next to him stopped him, "I seem to have seen the expert in the advertisement..."

Old Wang said indignantly: "It's not surprising to have seen it. I don't know how many medical advertisements these experts in medical advertisements have filmed. They appeared in stomach medicine advertisements today. Became the descendant of the elixir family, telling you how to invigorate the kidney."

"How do you know so well?"

"I've been fooled a lot, so I naturally understand."

Come on friends, tell your story...

"I remembered, this person is Professor Qin Piqin!" The companion suddenly slapped his thigh, took out his mobile phone and searched online, and quickly found a resume.

"That's right, it's him, a professor of elixir at Qingchengshan Xiuzhen University, a doctoral supervisor. My ex-girlfriend wanted to take the exam for his doctoral student, but she didn't pass."

Old Wang looked at the photo on his phone, and then at the person on the poster. He was indeed very similar, and couldn't help but said, "It's not like someone with a similar look, pretending to be it? Or maybe it's an illusion animation?"

Professor Qin Piqin in the poster, upon hearing this, immediately said: "I am Qin Pi, a professor of elixir from the Qingcheng Mountain Cultivation University, not a fake, nor an illusion animation."

"Damn it?!" Old Wang and his companion looked at each other and exclaimed, "The professor of Cultivation University is also advertising? You've fallen!"

Fortunately, Qin Pi in the poster is just a rune image he recorded, not a real person, otherwise, hearing this, he would have to explode with rage.

When Professor Qin Pi stated his identity, his information was also listed on the poster. The long list of titles, core papers, and research results made many people exclaim: "This professor is a genius!"

Since it was advertised by a real expert, many people became interested. After all, in this world, the professors of Xiuzhen University are all high-income and high-status people. They disdain and rarely advertise.

However, if you are interested, you are interested, but this advertisement makes many people unable to understand it.

Because it's so professional!

All kinds of data, indicators, experimental content, and the technical terms that Professor Qin said... It makes people look at the fog, and it makes them feel dizzy, but at the same time, it also gives rise to a feeling of ignorance.

At the end of the advertisement, an academic paper on Peiyuan Lingjiu was released.

Professor Qin Pi held up the paper and said: "The paper on the effect of Peiyuan Lingjiu is published in the "Chinese Journal of Danyi". Those who are interested can check it out. The number of the article is..."

Looking at the rune poster, the two friends said, 'Who am I? where am I? What am I going to do?” with a bewildered expression.

"Old Wang, did you understand the advertisement just now?"

"Ah? Is that an advertisement? I thought I watched an academic report on elixir, and my body and mind were cleansed..."

The two little friends looked at each other, and they both saw consternation in each other's eyes.

Meow meow, are the current advertisements so hardcore? If you don't have any knowledge in the future, will you not even be able to understand advertisements?

At the same time, in the Krypton store forum and the forums of various comprehension universities, there are also many people discussing the hard-core advertisement of Peiyuan Lingjiu.

First, someone asked in a daze:

"There is a master who specializes in pills, come and explain to us, what does this advertisement say?"

"I found that I couldn't even understand advertisements, which made me deeply doubt my IQ."

"Come on, help me translate it. My dad asked me on WeChat just now, what exactly did Professor Qin talk about in the advertisement, and I said I didn't know, so he scolded me for practicing for nothing, but my major is Fu Formation, not next to the pill."

Then, many students who majored in and elected to take elixirs started lectures to attract fans:

"I am a elixir major. Let me explain to you what Professor Qin said in the academic report... What? You said this is an advertisement? No, I absolutely do not admit that this is an advertisement! This is an academic report , and the level is very high!"

"I will answer Professor Qin's video online. If you have anything you don't understand, you can ask me. Sisters and sisters can also add me on WeChat, and I will tutor you privately."

"I uploaded the video on station B, interested friends can watch it, remember three times, don't say it will be the next time."

Some people really checked the papers published in the "Chinese Journal of Danyi".

After confirming that it really existed, they all exclaimed, took the screenshots and ran to the paper, shouting awesome and incredible.

Others were puzzled and asked why they were so surprised.

They said: "Because this is not a general elixir paper, but an article about medicinal wine. "Chinese Journal of Danyi" is a first-class academic journal of elixir, with a very high impact factor. An article about medicinal wine can be published in On it, it is enough to show that the article and the wine are very good!"

As a result, the two advertisements for Peiyuan Lingjiu became a hit.

Especially the hard-core advertisement at the back, it is a mess on the Internet, and various analysis lectures and jokes emerge in endlessly.

There are even related emoticons, such as the front page of Mushroom, with a disgusted expression and the text: "People who can't even understand advertisements are not qualified to talk to me." new favorite.

Even Tu Shansong didn't expect such a situation.

However, it reacted very quickly. It immediately organized its staff and made a wave of drafts, such as, "The most hardcore advertisement, can you understand it?" ’, ‘Is this an advertisement? Academic reports are not so professional, are they? Articles like this are spread across the Internet.

It even became a hot search because of this, attracting more and more people to participate in the discussion.

The advertisement became popular, and the reputation of Peiyuanling Wine and Krypton Store followed suit.

For many ordinary people and cultivators who have never studied elixir, what they care about is not what Professor Qin said in the hard-core advertisement, but whether the effect of Peiyuanlingjiu is as good as it advertises. good.

Hearing that Krypton Store had put a small batch of trial packs of Peiyuan Lingjiu on shelves before, these people flocked to the Krypton Store forum, wanting to ask those who bought it for details.

"You ask me if Peiyuan Spirit Wine is good? Of course not!"

"Let me tell you, you are all lying in the advertisements, such as long hair and kidney tonic, they are all fake!"

"First of all, I have never used Peiyuanling wine. I am in good health, but a good friend of mine used it, and it didn't work. Really, I saw it with my own eyes, and I won't lie to you. So don't buy it, it's a waste of money !"

Seeing these replies, the newcomers to the Kryptonian forum were a little confused.

Is Pei Yuan Ling wine really bad? But what about Professor Qin's academic report and the paper published in the "Chinese Journal of Alchemy Medicine"?

Could it be that both Professor Qin and the "Chinese Journal of Alchemy Medicine" have been bribed, and they are running out of money? This... is impossible, right?

Fortunately, there are still kind people in the forum.

The 'good-hearted man' Su Mu used his trumpet to reply to these confused newcomers on the forum.

"Don't listen to these people, they are afraid that you bought the Yuanling Wine, so that they won't be able to sell it, and deliberately lied to you. If the Yuanling Wine is not good, they would have asked for a high price on the forum and Zhenbao Pavilion before? "

At the same time, a few pictures were posted, all of which were screenshots of those guys who fooled the newcomers, asking for high prices to buy Peiyuan Lingjiu on the forum and Zhenbao Pavilion.

The people who were new to the forum suddenly exploded and condemned.

Those guys who fooled the newcomers had a dumbfounded look on their faces. Everyone was wondering, where did this guy nicknamed 'Anonymous Enthusiast' come from? They even took screenshots of their previous post asking for purchases, why don't you be so idle?

After the advertisement became popular, Krypton store began to sell Peiyuanling wine on the shelves. At the same time, relying on the channel of Qingchengshan Xiuzhen University, Peiyuanling wine was also distributed to major supermarkets.

Hearing the news that Peiyuan Lingjiu was on sale, the people who had used this liquor before had tears in their eyes and secretly shouted in their hearts: "It's finally on sale, my hair and my kidney don't have to worry about running out of food. "While rushing to the Krypton store, I want to stock up on a batch before they are sold out.

This kind of situation is most common in Mount Emei Cultivation University.

Almost everyone held their mobile phones and logged into the Krypton store to place orders.

The teachers and students here have all become loyal customers of Peiyuanlingjiu.

There was an incident at Emeishan Cultivation University before, saying that a teacher threatened a student to give him Yuanling Wine, otherwise the student would fail the course.

Although this incident was determined to be a rumor after an investigation by the school. However, such rumors can be spread, which shows how much Peiyuan Lingjiu is valued here in Mount Emei!

Similar situations are happening one after another in Wutai Mountain Cultivation University, Songshan Cultivation University, and other places that suffer from hair loss.

And after boarding the Krypton store, everyone found that the Peiyuan Lingjiu sold this time was different from the previous ones, and there were actually two versions...