It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

"Then how do you get your photos to explode? Do you want to pay for your photos?" Su Chen continued to tease Xinlan.

money?

Xinlan rolled her big eyes.

Do you think this girl is the same kind of person as you? The eyes of money are open.

She Xinlan has dignity! It's impossible to try to buy me with mere money!

"It doesn't matter how much money you have. I won't leak photos casually." Xinlan said, "Besides, before letting others post photos, shouldn't you show your sincerity by posting photos yourself?"

"Yeah, do you want to see my photo? (laughs)" Su Chen's smile in front of the computer gradually became unrestrained.

At this time, a customer happened to come to Su Chen, hesitated for a while, and said, "Young man, pay the bill."

"Oh, okay." Su Chen put away her smile, ran to the cashier, entered the items, and then scanned the code to collect the money.

During this period, the customer chatted with Su Chen for a few words.

"Young man, what were you laughing at? So happy."

"I think of happy things."

"What joy?"

"My neighbor's wife has given birth."

"???"

This... the neighbor's wife gave birth, why are you so happy?

The child is not yours.

Wait, there seems to be something wrong...

The customer held his breath, analyzed all the way according to this line of thought, and made up a scene of "Little Wang next door" in his mind.

Look at this young guy who is so white and so good-looking, how could he do such a nasty thing? !

Think carefully.

For a while, the customer stayed where he was.

"This gentleman? This gentleman? You spent a total of 19 yuan, WeChat or Alipay?"

In the end, Su Chen shook his hands in front of him to bring him back to his senses.

...

The customer couldn't help but look back at Su Chen until he was about to leave.

At the same time, he secretly made up his mind that if he met the young man's neighbor one day, he must give him something green to hint at it.

After the customer left, Su Chen didn't know what the other party was thinking, so she returned to the computer and continued to hook up with Xinlan, the editor in charge.

Maoxuewang: "So, if I post photos, you post them?"

Su Chen induced little by little.

In fact, he really doesn't care much about posting photos. During the live broadcast every day, he would show his face in front of tens of thousands of viewers without blushing and heartbeat. pressure.

"Okay, you explode first."

Xinlan agreed, but didn't take it seriously in her heart.

She wouldn't think that Su Chen was such a candid person who would take photos of people he just met.

In her opinion, this condition is enough to dissuade the other party.

However, after receiving Xin Lan's reply, Su Chen quickly picked a photo from the phone and sent it to the other party.

That was the side profile that the little girl secretly captured with a camera during the live broadcast on the first day, and then sent it to him.

Not to mention how earth-shatteringly handsome he is, but he is definitely one of the best-looking. When he walks on the street, he is the kind who acts as a public enemy of men.

Xinlan was taken aback when she saw the photo.

She was talking for fun, but she didn't expect that Teacher Maoxuewang really got mad.

Then look at this photo... well, it's quite handsome, it makes her feel a little bit excited...

But it's just a feeling. It's too exaggerated to conquer a woman just by her appearance.

Even so, Xin Lan was shocked enough.

Unexpectedly, this teacher Mao Xuewang, not to mention his high painting skills, is so handsome, he is definitely the ideal object in the hearts of young girls, and he really does not leave a way for other single men to survive.

Xinlan looked at the photos for a while and commented in her heart, but soon found something was wrong.

The other party is so handsome in posting a photo so decisively... Could it be an online picture?

To know,

Some people just like to deceive little girls with fake photos on the Internet, so as to fall in love online, and in serious cases, they even cheat money and sex.

So Xinlan thought of this layer, and immediately went to the website and searched for this picture.

It turned out to be found.

The webpage shows that this is a photo of a Shark Fighting platform host, who is a contracted anchor of the platform, an id breeder, and is the brother of Xiao Xiao, a popular anchor of the Fighting Shark platform...

Knew it! The network map used is still an anchor.

Xinlan was speechless, why is this teacher Maoxuewang so childish, and even fooled herself with pictures on the Internet.

Don't you know that there is such an artifact as Qiandu Litu?

So Xinlan directly dismantled it.

Xinlan: "You didn't use your own photo, did you?"

Maoxuewang: "Why not? This is me, true to form."

Xinlan: "Just pretend, I know this person, he is the anchor breeder of the Dousha platform."

"Fuck?!"

Su Chen was stunned.

Are you so famous? Showing his face, any manga editor would know him.

Touching his nose, Su Chen asked, "You also watch Dou Sha's keeper's live broadcast lol?"

Xinlan: "No, I won't watch it."

"Then how do you know?"

"Hehe, don't you know something like Qiandu Recognition Map?"

"..."

He didn't expect that his own photo would be recognized by picture recognition.

Unknowingly, is the popularity of Dou Sha already so high?

Su Chen sighed.

Now that it's all been exposed, let's tell this Xinlan the truth, lest the other party say that he is a liar.

"Oh, I was discovered by you. In fact, I am the anchor breeder of the Dousha platform."

However, Xinlan obviously didn't believe it: "Teacher Maoxuewang, are you lying to ghosts? I just went to Baidu, and they have hundreds of thousands of popularity on the platform."

It's no wonder, it's as if you met a netizen casually, and then he said that he was Emperor C himself, would you believe me if I let you?

"I won't lie to you, I'm really a breeder, my room number is XXXXXX"

Xinlan: "As long as there is a peanut, you won't be so drunk. (laughs)"

Su Chen: "..."

Now he suddenly realized that it was really difficult to explain something, especially the feeling that no one else would believe it, which was even more powerless.

Sister, how can you believe that what I say is true.

Xinlan: "Okay, Mr. Mao Xuewang, don't say any more. If you have this time, you might as well hurry up and draw comics. The deadline for registration is approaching. I will come to remind you every day."

"Wait!" Su Chen called Xin Lan unwillingly, and tried to prove it further.

For example, if you ask the other party to make a scene in the live broadcast room, your absolute convincing power will reach max.

"Whether you want to play online games or not, you can play any game." Just do it, Su Chen invited him on the spot.

"Let's play, League of Legends." Xinlan said honestly.

"Together? Can I give you a face after get off work at night?"

"It's fine, but it's so sudden..."

"What's the point? Look, the editor and the author need to promote each other's relationship. It just so happens that playing games together is an entertainment project that can enhance the relationship." Su Chen talked lightly.

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