I’m Almost Losing to a Muggle

Wang Shuo, who was depressed, did not go home immediately after work.

Instead, I went to the bar.

Brother Xiaoshuo comes to the bar, rarely comes to buy drunk, his way of venting is to mix drinks.

To vent the dissatisfaction and resentment in life.

Can you not be angry.

I am a grand champion of the World Fancy Bartending Competition and a judge of the domestic bartender competition. You let me make juice all day long.

See what is there.

Celery juice, carrot juice, black juice.

Why don't you have a glass of onion juice.

"Brother, make me a drink, your best."

There were wine glasses and bottles flying in Wang Shuo's hands, but this did not prevent him from observing others and talking freely: "Gangzi, you can't, go drink juice."

"Why can't I do it?" The speaker was a small, thin young man with small eyes.

He often messes with this bar recently, and he can chat with anyone. When he is fine, he watched the Beituo group perform talk shows in the bar.

"You are a minor, what do you do in a bar all day?"

The law stipulates that minors are not allowed to enter commercial song and dance halls and other places unsuitable for minors to enter.

It also stipulates that the sale of tobacco and alcohol to minors is prohibited, and the competent department shall order corrections and impose administrative penalties on the sale of tobacco and alcohol to minors.

In reality, minors can often be seen in bars.

this is the truth.

"Who said I'm a minor!" The young man took a picture of his ID card on the bar, showing his birth in 1995.

Really 18 years old.

"Even if you are eighteen, shouldn't you be in school? You should be a sophomore or a senior." Wang Shuo pushed the mixed wine to the guests.

Then I took something with a particularly low alcohol content and planned to give this young man some.

"Don't mention it, I want to take a Beijing Film or Chinese Opera, but I didn't pass it, and I don't plan to go to school." Gangzi was a little frustrated, he asked expectantly: "Brother, I heard them say that you didn't go to college, but You are very good. Can you accept me as an apprentice?"

"What nonsense, don't listen to their nonsense. If you can study well or not, you will regret it in the future."

"Now it's too late to say this, I just want to learn more, so as not to chew the old, I think bartending is pretty good, but you don't teach me."

"You watch the performances of those from Beituo all day, I thought you like talk shows."

"Oh, the talk show only makes a few money. I think they all have the last meal but not the next. They can't eat it if they like it."

"Then how much money do you think the bartender can make?"

"They say you earn more."

"Do you know, I'm here to help, only one thousand eight hundred yuan a month, I'm an international bartender."

Wang Shuo really wanted to use the lesson of blood and tears to persuade this guy to go back to school.

The waiter who came next to serve the wine complained in his heart. You come here three or two times a month and give you 1,800 yuan. You are not happy, right?

"Then why do they say you make more money."

"That's because I can get 50,000 yuan a month at work. If you go to school, you can also go to work and make a lot of money."

"What kind of wine is this, how sweet, brother, or you can help me find a job in your company."

"You think it's beautiful, but our company's minimum entry requirement is also a master's degree from a prestigious university, so you should find a school to repeat your studies."

"Impossible, you also graduated from high school."

"I sold my **** in, do you need me to introduce it?"

"Fuck, I don't want it anymore."

"Just kidding, boy, it's impossible for our company to have two bartenders, neither of whom has a bartender."

"Oh, life is really hopeless."

The boy sighed vicissitudes of life, and drank all the wine in the glass.

"Want to go on stage and try it?"

Wang Shuo lifted his chin, and the two talk show actors from Beituo ended up in that direction.

They can receive three hundred yuan a night.

If it's a partner, it's one hundred and five per person. If it's an old person bringing a new person, it will be allocated separately.

"Me?" Gangzi shook his head repeatedly: "I can't, how can I do."

"Come on, have another drink."

"Thank you Brother Shuo, I will pay, hey, this smells a bit choking."

After a while.

The small young eyes began to get confused.

"Brother, didn't you just say to let me go up, can you still go up now?"

"Go." Wang Shuo was very satisfied that his bartending level had risen, saying that if you are confused, you will be confused, and as confused as you are, you will be confused.

Absolutely unambiguous.

"Hello everyone, I'm a gangster, I... This is the first time I said it. If you don't say it well, you have to bear it."

"Everyone has seen that I am still a child. Children always have a lot of naive questions. When I was younger, I asked my parents one day how I came here.

My dad said I sent it for the phone bill.

I was wondering what it cost to give me such a living person.

As a result, guess what my dad said.

Said it was given by PHS, can you believe it, PHS?

My mother is different.

My mother said I cut the watermelon.

This is the shadow of my childhood psychology.

It is still there today.

When I watch others open watermelons, I worry.

Sister, you cut it slowly. UU reading www.uukａnshu.com

There may be children in it. "

There were only 20 or 30 people drinking in the bar. After saying this for a while, he immediately remembered the fierce applause.

Wang Shuo couldn't help nodding either.

He hangs around this place all year round and is no stranger to the form of performance in bars.

This Gangzi's talk show is not that amazing.

But in line with his childish appearance, and the ruffian tone, it was really good.

It's not like a newbie on stage for the first time.

See it.

This is the magic of the bartender, I will let you do it, and then I can push you around.

"Gangzi, find a star to complain about."

"Stars."

The guy on the stage pondered and clapped his hands.

"It's simple, then I'll complain about Lin Dong, the hottest recently."

"In fact, I don't know Lin Dong.

I have to be thankful.

Such a scum, if I want to know him, wouldn't I be like him?

You ask me where he is?

Isn't he enough to drive his mother out of the house?

What a mess!

That's why everyone calls him the white-eyed wolf..."

After all, there was insufficient information and no prior preparation, but Wang Shuo couldn't stop happily.

Emma, ​​the star of this selection is so funny.

I let you choose any one. How do you know that I want you to scold my boss.

How empathetic this child is.

"Furthermore about his plastic surgery, this is an absolute rumor. Don't hack his plastic surgery next time. There is no one who has plastic surgery and put sulfuric acid on his face, right?

Haha, hello everyone, I am a gangster, thank you for listening to me talk about talk shows. "

The happily mentioned earlier, a cold sweat came out from the back, and he was almost sober, and quickly rolled off the stage.