I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad

Chapter 57 055. Celebration Banquet

"Teacher Yu, then I won't send you up."

"Well, go back quickly, but you must also pay attention to safety and don't drive too fast on the road, you know? Then wait until I see your class on Monday. If you don't have a class, you can send me there."

"Hey, okay."

Xu Xin nodded and agreed, politely walking into the corridor before driving away.

But he had just walked twenty or thirty meters... He slammed on the brakes, and his speechless emotions filled his face, which looked greasy from second-hand smoke for half the night...

No...what should I do with my script?

I was speechless, but I definitely couldn't get it back now.

Reluctantly, he lowered the window and lit another cigarette for himself. Facing the cold night air in Yanjing, he drove towards home.

When I got home, it was almost 1 o'clock in the morning.

He was just about to check how much power his phone still had and whether it was recharged, when he realized...

The phone is turned off.

When Yu Zhen returned the phone to him after getting in the car, he had forgotten about it.

Quickly turn on the phone, charge it, and take a shower.

When he returned to the bedroom in a daze, he took a look at his cell phone...

Several unread messages.

When I opened it, I saw that it was from Yang Mi.

The time is from 9 o'clock to 12 o'clock, a total of 5 times.

"Are you there? Let's go out for dinner tomorrow? I'll leave next Tuesday. Lao Fang and the others are chatting in the group about the celebration banquet. Let's get a table together?"

"?Why is the phone turned off?"

"Where are the people?"

"It's OK, see you at the mutton-shabu restaurant in front of the school tomorrow at noon."

"Reply me when you see the message."

Celebration party?

Xu Xin directly took the laptop over, got the wireless network card and logged into QQ, only to find that there were hundreds of chats in the "Not Drunk" group one night.

After a quick glance, it was just that the short film "Not Drunk" was a success. Zhang Mingyuan said that if the movie was so successful, then everyone would have a celebration banquet.

Then Yang Chaochao said, "Why don't we also have a celebration banquet?"

Starting with this sentence, everyone started chatting away.

In the end, it was unanimously decided that a celebration banquet would be held, but Xu Xin could not be invited to treat them. We have AA. Shabu-shabu at the door. Yang Mi, please shut up. Don’t say that the hot-pot at the door is unpalatable. It’s better to go to Jubaoyuan. We can’t stand the queue at that place. Just Yangji Shabu-shabu at the school entrance. If you really want Eat Jubaoyuan, please bring us a bag of Jubaoyuan’s sesame seed cakes.

Looking at the image of Yang Mi on the laptop screen fighting with the Confucian scholars...

After watching her being outnumbered at the end and saying "I can't defeat you, I can't accept the shadow demon solo in the middle", several people who played DOTA must have started playing games with her, and the people in the group stopped saying anything.

But the whole story is now clear.

So, he sent a message back to Yang Mi:

"I just turned off my phone, and I just saw the message. I understand. See you at noon tomorrow."

Throwing the computer next to the bed, he turned off the light and planned to sleep.

But as soon as he turned off his phone, his phone vibrated with a buzzing sound.

"..."

Speechless, he took the phone and looked at it. It was sent by Yang Mi:

"Did you go to a KTV or a bar?"

Xu Xin was speechless.

What does it mean to go to a KTV or a bar?

What image do you have of me in your heart?

So he replied:

"No, I'm going to work."

Then... the girl replied instantly:

"Going to find the princess?"

Xu Xin was even more speechless:

"I'm going to do something."

"Come on, do things until 1 a.m.? Are you fooling a fool?"

Seeing that she was sure that he was going to be cool, Xu Xin didn't hesitate and just asked:

"Aren't you asleep yet?"

"Get ready to sleep, Lao Fang and I are playing black."

"DOTA?"

"Yes, can you play?"

Sister, what time is it? What game am I playing with you?

Besides...don't I lose face by sending bombs to my own death?

So, he replied:

"I'll torture you another day, I'll go to bed first."

"Yo yo yo? Okay, then I'll wait for you. You can go to bed first. Lao Fang started scolding someone and asked for a fight. I have to lead him to win again."

Yo yo yo! Still leading Lao Fang to win?

Why don't you go to heaven?

Xu Xin rolled his eyes in disbelief at how good this girl was at playing DOTA, turned off his phone, and went straight to sleep.

No matter how many things happened tonight, no matter what the consequences of these things will be.

Xu Xin doesn't know.

Others may not know either.

But at least he slept soundly.

The next day I woke up later than usual, and it was almost ten o'clock when I woke up.

It's definitely too late to have breakfast at this time.

After washing up, he made himself a packet of protein powder. Looking at the slightly contoured tendons in the floor-to-ceiling makeup mirror, Xu Xin nodded with satisfaction.

Not bad, the fitness effects are gradually coming out.

But what's the use?

When the sun shone into reality, he sat on a chair, and there was still no word in the WORD document he opened in his notebook...

Even one...

It’s really annoying to be in this situation. Even though my dad has already given me a prototype, I just can’t come up with a story that makes me feel amazing.

Even just come up with an idea and then polish it bit by bit.

But not.

As soon as he thought about the script, he lost all energy.

After sitting there for another half hour, the phone rang.

Called from Fang Xiu:

"Lao Xu, it's 11:30, don't be late!"

"Oh...ok, then I'll leave now."

Seeing that the time was almost up, Xu Xin hung up, changed his clothes and walked directly to the school.

In time for 11:30, I absent-mindedly arrived at Yang Ji Shabu Shabu, the girl's family, not far from the school gate. When I arrived at the box, Lin Xiaoyun, Yang Chaochao and the others were there.

Yang Mi is also there.

As soon as Xu Xin appeared, Fang Xiu quickly waved:

"Come on, come on, director Xu is here. Hurry up and wipe the throne clean for our director Xu!"

Upon hearing this, Yang Chaochao, who was sitting on the side of the single room by the window, quickly stood up and slapped the empty seat with a scarf he got out of nowhere:

"Oh, Director Xu, are you here? Come on, come on, the seats are all ready for you. Come on, come on, come on, that so-and-so, that actress, hurry up, something will come to help our Director Xu. Come here."

"Okay."

The girl who looked special today and wore light makeup stood up in a similar manner, nodded and bowed to Xu Xin:

"Anihasay, Mr. Director, please come and take a seat with Smecta."

"..."

One of the two people is on the left side of the main seat, and the other is on the right side of the main seat.

Although it seems to be a compliment, the bad virtues and the flattering tone make it look like YYGQ.

Xu Xin was also happy. After walking over and sitting down under the attentive service of the two people, he turned to Yang Chaochao and said:

"The director has an advertisement here, will you act in it?"

"……ah?"

Yang Chaochao was stunned, and the people around him were also stunned...

What does it mean?

Xu Xin is going to shoot an advertisement?

Just as I was wondering, I heard Xu Xin continue:

"If you want to act, go buy two tubes of shoe polish to smear your face, buy a ticket to Changchun tomorrow morning, and remember to grab a bottle of eight-treasure porridge..."

"Pfft..."

This group of people were still confused, but Yang Mi burst out laughing.

"Hahaha……"

"Snapped!"

Xu Xin was slapped on the shoulder. The girl grabbed his shoulder and refused to let go:

"You...hahahahaha...he...hahahahaha...orangutan...hahahahahaha..."

She seemed to know what Xu Xin was talking about, and she laughed like crazy.

Everyone in the room was confused.

Then I heard Xu Xin say:

"Why are you so excited? Do you want to act too?"

"Pfft...hahahahahahaha..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

No one in the room knew what the two of them were talking about.

I just watched these ladies grabbing the flesh on Director Xu’s shoulders and shaking them back and forth.

Yang Chaochao was a little confused:

"Lao Xu, what are you talking about? What advertisement? Do you want a boy or a girl? I can recommend my girlfriend to you..."

"...Lao Yang, is your girlfriend called Miss Prejudice?"

"Pfft hahahahahahaha..."

"..."

Yang Mi smiled even louder.

Yang Chaochao was even more confused.

Xu Xin blinked in a circle, and after confirming that only Yang Mi could understand, he said speechlessly:

"You don't even listen to cross talk?"

"What cross talk?"

"You don't even listen to Guo Degang's cross talk?"

"Well……"

Seeing everyone's confused looks, Xu Xin shook his head:

"Okay, pretend I didn't tell the joke. You guys don't understand...then it would be too boring for me to say it."

"No, please explain to us. It's an advertisement and it's biased. What do you mean?"

"Just explain it to us."

"What did Xu Xin say? Is Yang Mi smiling like that?"

A group of people didn't understand, and then Xu Xin started telling them that the joke about buying a ticket to go to the Northeast came from Guo Degang's "I Want to Go to the Spring Festival Gala". It tells the story of a character who went to the Northeast to shoot a commercial with orangutans. He was originally the one to get the ticket. I found the orangutan with the rice-treasure porridge, hugged the orangutan's neck, poured the porridge into the orangutan's mouth, and made a "V" for the camera. As a result, the orangutan snatched the rice-treasure porridge and poured it down his neck.

The second Miss Prejudice is the baggage in "This Is My Life", which is about the protagonist having a strabismus girlfriend.

result……

Xu Xin finished speaking.

Everyone still looked at each other.

Obviously, they couldn't get the laugh out of it.

In fact, this is also the charm of cross talk.

Even if you clearly know that something is baggage and then tell it to others, the people listening will find it baffling.

But when they heard a crosstalk actor tell it, Xu Xin and Yang Mi were as happy as their grandchildren.

So, to others, this is just a not-so-funny joke.

Because they have never heard of Guo Degang.

But Yang Mi laughed like crazy.

The kind that can't be stopped.

And after her smile finally faded away, she suddenly grabbed her shoulder for no apparent reason...

Then he turned his head to Xu Xin.

The two of them were right next to each other, so she could see Xu Xin's profile clearly.

From the short hair on the top of the head, to the forehead, to the tall nose, lips... chin, to the neck, and the shoulders of the long-sleeved sweater...

After reading it, look back.

Nothing happened.

The arrival of Xu Xin now means that it is time to order.

Call the waiter.

Fang Xiu has eaten here before and knows what is delicious and what is not.

Each person served a small copper pot first, and then ordered various lamb rolls or other hot-pot dishes.

This time Xu Xin didn't mention whether to feed the rabbit or not.

At this time, people have to pay attention to following the crowd.

So just go with the flow.

After Fang Xiu finished ordering, the waiter took the menu.

Soon, a plate of mutton-boiled side dishes was brought up.

Everyone has a bowl of sesame sauce, and then two shared portions of chives, bean curd, etc. are placed on the turntable.

There is no status distinction among everyone, but Xu Xin is the "director" after all, so he comes first. Anyway, there are two copies, one for him and one for the others.

And just when the public snacks were turned to him, before he could get started, Yang Mi stood up, took the sesame sauce bowl in front of him, skillfully picked out a bowl of various things, and even helped him Take a spoonful of vinegar.

A bowl was prepared and placed in front of him.

Xu Xin himself was stunned.

But the girl didn't think anything was wrong.

After finishing his food bowl, under everyone's... although not strange but somewhat incomprehensible looks, he started to make it for himself.

After the two bowls of ingredients were mixed, she turned the turntable.

Next person.