I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad

Chapter 21 021. Bench Bandit

Hearing this sentence from Xu Xin's mouth, Yang Mi raised her eyebrows subconsciously.

But the people around them rolled their eyes after hearing Xu Xin's words.

What the hell, you say?

Isn't this method of picking up girls too low-level?

But the girl is happy:

"Hey, I love hearing this...what did you eat for lunch?"

She followed Xu Xin's queue and chatted with him.

"I haven't eaten, I'm not hungry."

"……ah?"

The girl was surprised:

"Didn't eat?"

"Yes, I had a flight in the morning and didn't eat. I ate a box of airplane meals on the plane. It was eaten at ninety o'clock."

"Well."

The girl thought for a moment and pointed to the side:

"Then you buy the ticket and I'll buy some snacks and water."

"good."

Xu Xin nodded.

The two of them didn't talk about who would buy the tickets. It was too tacky.

This ticket is only 20 yuan a piece.

Xu Xin bought a ticket, and she bought two bottles of water and some potato chips. No matter what, she made up 20 yuan.

Besides, the relationship between the two of them is not like this.

In this way, Xu Xin queued up slowly, and when he was almost there, finally, the girl with two plastic bags in her hands came over, with a look of sullenness and speechlessness on her pretty face:

"Hey, I told you, you're so mad at me!"

"how?"

Looking at her bag of snacks, a few bottles of drinks and a pancake fruit specially bought for herself, Xu Xin asked casually after taking it.

"Just now, I was so angry! Did you see the wonton seller?"

Xu Xin turned around and glanced, saw a small cart, and nodded:

"Well, what then?"

"I said I'd like to buy you a bowl of wontons. It's Friday anyway. If you don't want to eat dumplings, I'll grab some wontons instead. No other food stalls are out at the moment. I specifically asked the boss how long the opening will be. It depends on the time. There was no time. The boss said there was time, so I thought I would just sit and wait for the pancakes and wontons, and I would arrange them for you when the time came. But when the pancakes were ready, I stood up to get them. Do you know how hard it took me to get them... Just a little fat guy with a full face The little fat guy with freckles appeared out of nowhere..."

"Snatched the wontons?"

Xu Xin followed her train of thought and said something.

But he saw that the girl was quite annoyed, and she stamped her foot playfully:

"No! He...he snatched my stool! He was as fast as a big fat rat! When I got up to get pancakes, he dragged my stool away!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

Not to mention Xu Xin, the friends around her who were listening to her narration were also speechless.

But a few people behind Xu Xin suddenly said:

"It's over...it's over...do you want a seat?"

"……ah?"

Yang Mi looked over with some confusion.

A young boy among those people explained:

"That's sesame cake."

"..."

Yang Mi was stunned for a moment.

But the next second his face was full of laughter and tears:

"Hey~~~Brother, what are you looking at? I bought pancakes for my friend!"

"No, that kid is a biscuit."

After receiving the boy's explanation, Yang Mi was even more confused:

"Who is Shaobing?"

As soon as he finished asking this question, the boy had not yet answered. Suddenly, the conductor at the ticket buying window leaned over the window and shouted:

"The big seats are gone! Only the benches and standing tickets are left!"

"Ah this?"

"What should I do?"

"Standing-room votes are also available!"

"It's over. If I had known, I would have come earlier."

A group of people started talking after hearing that there were no seats, but Xu Xin frowned.

Just kidding?

When did our second young master of the Xu family suffer such injustice?

Open a box for me!

This was his original plan, but then he heard Yang Mi mutter:

"So it's true?"

"……What?"

he asked.

"They are very popular. I read the Tianya forum online and they all said that their cross talk is worth listening to even if you have a standing ticket. The venue is packed...it turns out to be true..."

"oh."

Xu Xin nodded indifferently.

Yang Mi thought it didn't matter whether he was sitting or standing.

In fact, Xu Laoer was focused on rushing to the box.

…

Without the big seats, the team bought tickets much faster. After buying the tickets, everyone rushed into the theater.

Finally it was Xu Xin's turn.

"Twenty per person..."

As soon as the conductor finished speaking, Xu Xin said:

"Come to a box."

"..."

The conductor was not surprised, he just shook his head:

"We don't have a private room here. It's twenty per person. Buy it early. There are small stools inside."

"...No private room?"

How could Xu Xin endure this... What kind of performance was worthy of Xu Lao Er squatting on the pony to watch? It’s not like eating noodles.

Why?

He was about to speak, but Yang Mi said directly:

"Two people! Two people! Two of us!"

"..."

Under Xu Xin's speechless gaze, the conductor tore off two tickets.

The girl urged:

"Hurry up, I'm afraid there won't be a seat!"

"..."

Speechlessly, she took out a fifty note from her wallet and handed it over. After finding ten yuan, Yang Mi waved her male-cutting wave:

"Let's go, gogogo!"

With nothing to do, with the pancake wallet in his left hand and the ticket in his right hand, he could only follow Yang Mi and run towards the theater entrance.

There were already three rows of people lined up at the entrance of the theater.

The two of them couldn't push forward even if they wanted to.

With no choice, he could only follow the team and walk into the house, and gave the ticket to the ticket inspector. Xu Xin asked:

"Where can I get a stool?"

"No more, I can only stand."

A fat young man with a face as big as a pancake who was checking tickets shook his head.

Xu Xin was even more speechless.

"I'll pay for it again. You tell me how much it will cost."

His words sounded a bit like a young master as soon as he spoke them, causing the young man who originally had some mechanical work to raise his head.

He glanced at Xu Xin and then at the girl next to him, with a kind smile on his face:

"Hey, brother, I'm so sorry. You came a little late today. It's really late. In this way, next time you come earlier or tell me at the door after you come, I will make sure to leave two stools for you. Bar?"

He politely blocked all Xu Xin's words.

He also gave enough face.

In the past, Xu Laoer would definitely not have given up.

But now he knows that people can say this, which proves that money is really hard to use.

So he could only nod his head calmly:

"Then... ok, thank you, buddy."

"Yeah, you two, please come in."

Entering the theater, there is a small hall with three doors. The door is open and it looks crowded inside.

Xu Xin actually lost his temper at this moment.

Again, no matter what the performance is, it is not worth letting him stand for several hours.

But he can't leave yet.

And the reason why he didn't leave was just because he didn't want to refute his friend's face.

After all, people don't have to call me here.

Call yourself, that is affection.

Once you arrive, it’s hard to leave. Otherwise it would be a bit disrespectful~

But he didn't notice that the girl beside him had been paying attention to his expression.

Seeing his unwillingness, he said:

"How about we stop watching it."

"do not."

Xu Xin shook his head:

"I've come here, but I still have to see it. I'm also very interested in what kind of performance can make the audience follow it to this extent."

lie.

Yang Mi could tell at a glance that the other party was lying.

But she could also guess what was behind the lie.

"terrific!"

Suddenly she praised her and pointed inside:

"Come on, you can watch the show with me in the afternoon, and I'll treat you to hot-pot in the evening!"

"... Donglaishun is quite unpalatable. The mutton is too watery."

"Brother, Dong Laishun specializes in tricking outsiders like you, okay! Just come with me tonight. I'm sure you can eat the authentic Yanjing Shabu Shabu! ...Hey, wait a minute."

The two of them were about to go inside, but Yang Mi suddenly saw a shadow.

Just when Xu Xin was wondering what was going on, she suddenly trotted in one direction.

Xu Xin thought she was going to the toilet, but he saw this girl suddenly hooked up with a young man...

? ? ?

Familiar?

…

"Hey...sister, did you admit the wrong person?"

Shaobing, whose voice had not yet changed, had a somewhat hoarse voice. Looking at his beautiful sister who suddenly grabbed him, he was puzzled at first, but was soon replaced by the thought "This sister is so beautiful" in his mind.

But when Yang Mi heard this...

"Aren't you from Yanjing?"

"ah?"

Shaobing was stunned:

"How do you know?"

"It's so new, you Beijing movie boy is in trouble."

"Uh...what's wrong with you?"

"Shaobing, right?"

Suddenly, the girl started to smile.

Shaobing felt a little confused in her heart... wondering where she had offended her?

Then I smelled a nice fragrance.

This sister didn't know when she was very close to him.

Where has the little boy ever experienced this? My mind was confused all of a sudden.

Yang Mi, on the other hand, looked ill-intentioned:

"Just now, I wanted to eat wontons. When I stood up to get pancakes, you took my stool away."

"……ah?"

Shaobing was stunned.

Then I heard the girl say again:

"I'm telling you, this is never over, you know? Why? I'm eating and you're taking my stool? Who are you bullying!?"

"Uh... no... I didn't... I..."

When he heard that this person was here to ask questions, Shaobing was a little panicked.

Then I saw this sister wave her hand:

"I don't care! What are you doing? Are you, Deyun Society, bullying the audience!?"

"Eh, eh, eh? No, no, no, no, don't misunderstand, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

Master taught him that the world is big and the audience is the biggest.

Bullying the audience? If the master knew about this crime, he would have to be punished.

He quickly shook his head and explained.

But this sister waved her hand again...

The stupid boy who didn't know when to give up the initiative in the conversation saw the beautiful sister in front of him grabbing her waist:

"Tell me what to do. Should I complain to you, or should you... compensate me?"

"Don't complain! Don't, don't, don't... I really didn't mean it. Sister, don't be angry..."

"Is that compensation?"

"Well……"

Shaobing's mind was numb at the moment, and he subconsciously said:

"Shall I treat you to dinner?"

"Are you going to tell me the name of the dish?!"

Yang Mi rolled her eyes, and then, with two fair fingers carrying the fragrance, she stretched them out in front of him:

"Two stools, find me two stools, and we'll settle the matter. How about that? Then..."

She took out a pack of Shanghaojia from the plastic bag she had been carrying:

"I'll treat you to some shrimp crackers. Hee hee~"

The girl bared her little white teeth.

"..."

The sesame seed cake was taken care of.

It's very manageable.