I’m a Detective In the Marvel World

Wade knew that he was a bit rambunctious, but he didn't think he was sick, but he was gifted and could occasionally hear voices that others couldn't.

It's just that this sound doesn't appear often, but every node that appears is critical. For example, when Wade and Xie Lun went to the South Pole before, that voice appeared and stopped Wade from being reckless, otherwise he would have experienced Xie Lun's Millennium Kill.

And just now, the voice appeared again.

It's just that this time is completely different from before, because this time it's not just the sound, but also a courier.

This has never happened before.

What will be the courier you send to yourself?

Wade hummed this little song, twisted his waist, and happily ran into the alley opposite the bar. On the trash can at the end of the alley, there was a huge boxy red cardboard box.

There was even a red ribbon on the cardboard box with a bow.

"What will be in here?"

Wade picked up the box and was about to untie the bow when he suddenly saw a note attached to it, with something written in red on it.

Wade shrugged the tip of his nose, it was blood.

"Give the carton to Sheron immediately!"

Wade thought for a while, then threw the note aside, hummed a little tune to untie the ribbon, opened the carton, and then... another carton appeared in front of him with a note attached to it.

It's just that this time the note has more words written on it.

"Wade Wilson, you bastard, I knew you would open it, I warned you one last time, give the box to Sharon, or I'll open your chrysanthemum... oh, yes, I Forget, your blood is gone!"

After Wade read the note, his expression did not change, he tore off the note and continued to open the box.

Then another carton.

"Malefak... Wade, you little bastard, I will warn you for the last time, don't open the box again..."

This time Wade simply tore the note without reading it, then opened it again.

Sure enough, it was a smaller carton.

It's just that there is no sticker on the carton this time.

Instead, stick a photo. I saw the person in the photo, as if they had been skinned, and their whole body was scarlet. The eyelids of both eyes were cut off, so that the eyes were forced to stay open all the time.

What's even more terrifying is that his mouth was sealed by some unknown technique, and he didn't even have lips.

"It seems that some people really hate his mouth."

Wade snorted and was about to throw the photo away when he suddenly frowned. Why does this guy look familiar?

After a while, he raised his eyebrows with a "ha": "Why does this guy look a bit like me?"

He looked over and over for a long time, and finally clicked his tongue: "Of course, I'm not as handsome as me, but much uglier than me."

Then Wade saw a line of words written behind the photo: "Wade Wilson, you bastard, if you don't give the carton to Sharon, you will become like this in the future - Deadpool!"

"Deadpool? This name sounds a bit cheesy." Wade was stunned and looked at the photo again, "This is? NONONO... How could this ugly guy be brother. Brother is so handsome, sassy, ​​suave, handsome and unbelievable. People love to see flowers bloom... Become such an ugly monster? Fake!"

Wade picked up the carton, turned his head and ran out.

"taxi!"

"Sir, where are you going?"

"Go to Sharon?"

"Who?"

"Xie Lun, great detective, don't you know?"

"I know him, but he doesn't know me."

"Stop talking nonsense and take me there."

"Fuck off!"

Wade, who was blasted out of the car, looked at the taxi that was driving away, stomped his feet angrily, and slammed into the bar: "Damn, who knows where Sharon is now? Smith, John, who have the two of you? Sharon's phone number?"

Xie Lun took out his mobile phone, glanced at the caller number, and answered the channel: "Wick, I heard that after retirement, I had a very nourishing life. The young couple traveled around the mountains and rivers every day, and they didn't even have time to call me."

Wick on the other side of the phone smiled wryly: "Sorry, Inspector Xie, I don't think you are busy with work and it is inconvenient to disturb you. If you have time, I will hold a family party next Thursday, and the Smiths and Wade will also come."

"Okay, if I have time next Thursday, I will definitely visit." Xie Lun frowned, "Where are you? Why does the guy who is shouting beside you sound familiar?"

"It's Wade. He said he was looking for you in a hurry, but you blocked his phone number before."

"Well, there's no way, this grandson is too noisy."

"Hey, hey, Mr. Xie Lunxie, it's me. I have something to give you. It's very important. Where are you now?"

Xie Lun put the phone away from his ear and said calmly, "What?"

"I don't know either. It's just a cardboard box. I can't even open it. I have to give it to you."

"Carton? Who's going to give it to me?"

"Uh... it should be me, right?" Wade hesitated, "or someone else? I can't tell."

Xie Lun's expression became serious: "Tell me carefully."

"I don't have time to talk about it in detail now," Wade looked at the cardboard box in his hand, thinking of his unfortunate appearance in the photo, and panicked, "Boss, thank you for saying where you are, I will give you the things quickly, I don't know why I always feel that if I don't give it to you, something unfortunate will happen."

"Where are you? I'll find you."

"The mouse's bar."

"where?"

Wick couldn't stand it any longer and took the phone: "Sister Margaret's Bar, XXX XX Avenue, XX District, New York."

"Okay, wait a minute for me."

Xie Lun hung up the phone and smiled at the opposite: "Thank you for your advice, I hope we will have the opportunity to cooperate again."

Sitting on the sofa opposite him was a puppet of My Little Pony. And the puppet actually said: "Just this time, don't come to me again if you have nothing to do. If this incident threatened all timelines, I would not help you."

"I hope so too, but it seems that things like this are inevitable, and we may have to deal with each other for a long time."

Sharon stood up and stretched out his hand; "Don't you shake hands? Archangel Gabriel."

My Little Pony shook her cloth head, and her whole body suddenly emitted a colorful light. When the light dissipated, My Little Pony had turned into a white male in a leather jacket, with a cynical smile on her face. Looking at Xie Lun's outstretched hand, he shrugged, stood up and shook hands with Xie Lun: "It must be successful, Detective Xie, I still want to continue to play the tricky elf in the world."

Xie Lun smiled and didn't speak any more. A circle of fire emerged from under his feet, and then he fell from the circle of fire, directly beside Wade and the others.

"What about things?"

Sheron reached out to Wade.

Wade blinked: "Boss, you are amazing, can you teach me?"

"Shut up and give me your stuff."

Sharon shouted angrily.

Wade shivered all over, and quickly handed over the carton in his hand. Xie Lun stretched out his hand and swept over the carton, his pupils shrank slightly, and he shouted in a low voice, "If you forget it, it will be empty!"

While speaking, he disappeared.

And because of the ability to "follow the law" and "telepathy", everyone in the bar turned empty eyes, and all the memories about the carton and Xie Lun were completely forgotten.