I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

Sheng Shiyun admitted that when he saw Yu Qiuqiu appearing downstairs and seeing the message she sent saying that he was going to choose him, he really jumped for joy, but when he sent the message, the joy of joy disappeared.

He regrets a bit, regrettably should not say so.

After all...According to You Qiuqiu's lazy character, he said so casually, she might be so serious, just because she didn't have to compete, maybe she was happy.

Sheng Shiyun, "..."

However, staring at the outgoing news, Sheng Shiyun felt that it was inappropriate to withdraw, as if he was anxious to return.

So Sheng Shiyun put down the phone and sulked in the room alone.

...

Even though You Qiuqiu yelled, "Let's live with Kiki like this, it's not like who you have been with, but before starting to re-elect the agent game later, You Qiuqiu still said that she would choose to return to the previous agent.

That is Mr. Sheng.

Then the program team talked about the challenges of re-selecting an agent for the first time.

Tongue twister.

Everyone was surprised to hear this.

Is it that simple?

Only Yu Qiuqiu: ... sad. _(:з」∠)_

This is embarrassing her fat tiger.

Sheng Shi Yun also pursed his lips. He thought of the fact that You Qiuqiu went to the audition before because there was no difference between ten and four, so he went straight into the wrong room.

The more you are afraid of something, the more you are coming. You Qiuqiu also drew a tongue twister of ten and four. You Qiuqiu is full of black lines. Is this specially teasing her?

However, she still bit her scalp and chanted tongue twisters, and after that, the whole audience stopped working, and listened to Yu Qiuqiu's accent and laughed wildly.

God, why is she so hard to read? Is it so hard?

You Qiuqiu: It's so difficult, most people don't understand her sadness.

For the first time to re-elect an agent, You Qiuqiu was unfavorable.

In the second re-election of the agent, You Qiuqiu still pointed to Sheng Shiyun.

This time, I changed the gameplay. The program group gave each person ten yuan and asked them to use ten yuan to create wealth. The person who created the most wealth can start to choose the broker who wants to exchange.

Make money.

You Qiuqiu said that she is good at it.

Making candied haws, deep-fried skewers, which is not her weapon for making a fortune, look well, Mr. Sheng, this time there will be no problems.

You Qiuqiu asked the person next to him for help, "Can you do me a favor?"

You Qiuqiu has a good temper and is not very troublesome. The program staff likes this female artist who is very talkative and down-to-earth in these days, so when You Qiuqiu asked for help, they quickly agreed.

"What needs to be done, I will help you."

Sheng Shi Yun also walked to Yu Qiuqiu.

You Qiuqiu, "Help me move gas to the bed and breakfast."

Also hold the pot.

Otherwise, there is no way to make candied haws fried skewers.

The start-up capital of these ten dollars is a bit too low.

Program staff:? ? ?

You Qiuqiu's plan to make candied haws and fried skewers was not achieved, because the director of the show group refused to let him take away the gas, which was too shameful!

You Qiuqiu: But before in "Leisure Time", she just took away the gas and the pot.

Of course, this kind of remark is similar to lifting the bar, and Yuqiuqiu did not say.

It's just that she looked at the ten dollars in her hand, lost in thought.

Ten yuan, if you want to make money without letting her blow up the strings, then you can only...

You Qiuqiu thought of buying lottery tickets.

Then when she walked towards the place where she bought the lottery ticket with the money, she saw Zuoyou dingy coming out of the lottery shop.

Just looking at Zuoyou's expression, Yu Qiuqiu already knew.

Blood loss.

As a result, You Qiuqiu stopped advancing, and took out the words that had previously advised his teammate Fang Shubai, and said with earnest heart, "The gambler has a bad mentality, and the money is gone."

Zuoyou feels guilty: He recognizes the mistake!

Watching the camera of You Qiuqiu watching the young beautiful female artist online counseling, it suddenly occurred to you that You Qiuqiu had taken this kind of promotional video before.

At the same time, he thought of another question.

Yu Qiuqiu... What did you come here just now?

Is she going to buy lottery tickets too?

You Qiuqiu felt the camera look at her suspiciously, and she made an expression of disapproval, denying Sanlian.

I don't have it, it's not, don't talk nonsense.

...

Whether it is fried sausages or buying lottery tickets, You Qiuqiu still found a way to make money.

She saw that there were wholesale mobile phone films, which were very cheap, and finally planned to make a fortune with the film.

You Qiuqiu wholesaled the phone film, and when she saw Sheng Shiyun, she quietly approached the man.

"President Sheng, I will redeem you with the film."

Sheng Shiyun, "...I thank you."

The rest of the people didn't even think of what Yu Qiuqiu had in his brain, and he could even think of the film set.

Is this the way a female artist should make money?

But soon they remembered that You Qiuqiu used to fry skewers and sell candied haws, and he was not a female artist, nor was he a female artist with his mouth open to sleep.

She obviously has a face that can eat, and she has to rely on her sand sculptures to win.

You Qiuqiu bought the equipment needed for the film, and the wholesaler gave it a very cheap price. You Qiuqiu thought about going out to put the film before, and felt cheated. It's so cheap. Then she will come by herself.

The program staff asked You Qiuqiu, "Will you post it?"

You Qiuqiu, "Should be?" Very confident.

Haven't eaten pork, haven't seen a pig run?

She hasn't really seen the pig running, but she has seen the scene of the mobile phone sticker countless times.

simple.

You Qiuqiu also made a field visit, squatting on the side of the road, secretly observing the professional film.

Squatting for a while, squatting until her feet are numb, Yu Qiuqiu took her props, and her confidence, went to stick the film under the overpass.

The price given by You Qiuqiu is very suitable. She referred to it and gave a 20% discount. For novices, cheaper prices will have the advantage.

She also welcomed her own customers quickly.

The cameraman pointed the camera at Yu Qiuqiu, a female artist who was confidently filmed, and then watched Yu Qiuqiu's actions.

"Hey?"

"How do you post it? It's blistering."

The customer pointed to his mobile phone screen blankly.

It did post blisters, and Yu Qiuqiu was a little panicked on his hands, but it was the first time to calm the customer.

It doesn't matter, let her try again, isn't it just a blistering, she can settle it.

Then the camera accurately captured Yuqiu Ball, not only did not flatten the bubble, but instead created more bubbles, and the phone screen became the surface of the moon.

You Qiuqiu:?

You Qiuqiu's brain told her that she had learned, and her hand told her that she hadn't learned.

...

The cameraman was about to laugh out loud, mainly because Yu Qiuqiu was too confident in front of him, and then he was slammed by the cruel reality. The contrast was not too great.

You Qiuqiu repeatedly made no mistakes, took the film off for someone, and reposted it.

The effect is still not very good.

Towards the final deadline, the person who earned the most is Wang Shuang, plus the principal of 20 yuan, and the least person is Yuqiuqiu, who lost 10 yuan.

Make money and earn a negative number.

The others were also surprised, how did they do it?

The camera with Yu Qiuqiu indicated that he would know this question.

After he thought that Yuqiuqiu would increase with the number of stickers and his skills would rise steadily, he found that there was no such thing.

Finally, some customers accused You Qiuqiu that the film was not as good as before. Not only did they not give her eight dollars, they were corrupted by ten.

The money was paid out by the program team. After all, Yu Qiuqiu really didn't have a dime, and there was not a drop left.

In fact, as one of the onlookers, the cameraman felt that although You Qiuqiu was not perfect after the pasting, the customer said it was not as good as before. It is better after the pasting is visible to the naked eye.

However, as a service industry, You Qiuqiu did not do a good job, and could only be rejected for nothing.

You Qiuqiu finally stopped in time, otherwise she might lose everything.

And when You Qiuqiu heard that Mr. Sheng could be selected from the distance, she would at least be 20 yuan, that is, when it was still 30 yuan, she went to the program group to borrow money.

Yes, borrow money.

You Qiuqiu discussed with the program team: Yes? Lend me thirty yuan.

The director of the program group couldn't laugh or cry, but You Qiuqiu actually borrowed money on him.

What kind of genius is she, she has such thoughts.

Yu Qiuqiu, "I owe ten yuan anyway." It is this owing money that opened up a new idea for Yu Qiuqiu.

If you have more debts, you will be indifferent. Ten yuan is also a loan, and thirty is also a loan. If there are too many lice, you are not afraid of biting.

Program director: No.

You Qiuqiu: ... stingy.

When she saw someone taking pictures of her, she went over and asked tentatively, "Do you know me?"

The passers-by didn't expect Yu Qiuqiu to come over, but he answered, calling out Yuqiuqi's name.

You Qiuqiu felt a little bit in her heart. Although she was a little bit ashamed, she still said, "I'm shooting a show now." She pointed to the cameraman.

Then he said, "Could you lend me thirty yuan, leave me a contact information, and return you three hundred after the end."

Ten times the price.

You Qiuqiu only intends to pay back the corresponding money with the program group, but for amateurs, You Qiuqiu still thinks it is more appropriate to give more money.

You Qiuqiu gasped, and his mouth was ten times the price, but in fact he was bleeding inside.

President Sheng, have you seen it, she has paid so much for him.

Cameraman: This is all right? !

You Qiuqiu really always surprises people.

But the cameraman thinks that the passers-by in front of him should be very happy. After all, take a try, 30 changes to 300, and there is still contact information for the artist.

However, the passerby sneered, revealing an expression that turned out you were doing this.

"I thought you looked like You Qiuqiu, but now I know that you are a fake."

"As long as you return the ball, I am still the emperor reincarnated!"

You Qiuqiu:? Although... she is really Yuqiuqiu.

Passers-by, "Can an artist not get thirty dollars?"

"I do not believe."

"The crooks have become shrewd now, and they also commit crimes, a whole set."

He pointed to the camera in the hands of the cameraman, "This is a fake too."

"con man."

The cameraman was beaten as Yu Qiuqiu's accomplice, and was treated as a liar together, and passers-by even attacked the director who came by.

"That person has a liar face."

director:? ?

No, brother, why are you still taking a personal attack.

Originally, he was aware of another funny thing happening on Yuqiuqiu's side, and planned to come over and take a look. He was gloating, who knew he was also involved in this dispute.

And won the seal of [has a liar face].

Program director: "..."

You Qiuqiu was also messy in the wind, but seeing the director of the show group was even more miserable, she felt a little better and watched the passersby leave, and You Qiuqiu cleared his throat to the camera.

"This citizen has a high awareness of fraud prevention."

...

After successive failures, Yuqiu successfully exchanged the ball to Sheng Shiyun.

Because in the last exchange meeting, Yuqiu ball shined and became the best in the game.

The last time was to blow a balloon.

Blowing a balloon requires vital capacity. According to the speculation of the program group, Zuoyou should be more dominant in this round. After all, he is a big man, and he also looks like a man who regularly exercises.

But the facts were unexpected. You Qiuqiu looked unremarkable, but when he picked up the balloon, his cheeks were bulging, and it was filled with several in an instant.

Zuoyou only finished one.

"Ball, are you an iron lung?"

"This is too good to blow!"

You Qiuqiu actually didn't expect it, but she played suona well before, maybe she did have a good lung capacity?

Yu Qiuqiu thanked Zuoyou, that is, he usually blows, and then continues to pick up a balloon with a cow printed on it.

Call-call-call-

As she exhales, the balloon gets bigger and bigger.

When You Qiuqiu was about to tie the balloon, he didn't hold it for a while, and the balloon flew out.

Straight into the sky.

You Qiuqiu's face was sprayed by the air inside the balloon, and the whole person was still holding the balloon. His face was blank, and there was an indescribable sense of cuteness.

While everyone over there looked at the balloons that were flying higher and higher, Zuoyou said, "Ball, your brag, it’s up to the sky."

You Qiuqiu: Karma?

Really. The cow (balloon) blows into the sky.

Everyone laughed like a ball, and some even wiped their tears secretly and laughed.

Sheng Shiyun didn't actually get the laugh, he saw Yu Qiuqiu with his cheeks blowing balloons.

Zuoyou's agent was a bit sorrowful next to Sheng Shiyun.

"I didn't expect your celebrities to have such deep feelings for you, so hard, look at my house..." He shook his head vigorously.

Zuoyou’s agent originally wanted to have a business flattery with Shengshi. In the past few days, Zuoyou’s agent felt that Yuqiuqiu’s agent and boss is very good, well-planned, safe and very emotional. high.

However, this time Sheng Shiyun did not flatter him in business, but smiled, "Yeah."

Manager Zuoyou stared at the young talent next to him, and he was gone?

Don't say anything?

Sheng Shiyun didn't say anything, his focus was on the phrase "Your celebrity has such a deep affection for you."

...

You Qiuqiu undoubtedly won the first place in the field. She is the one who can blow (balloon) the most among the four!

Although it sounds strange, it's all details and not important.

There were also broker exchanges before, but the success of the exchange did not appear. It was not that the artist did not get the first choice, but that the agent did not choose the other party, but just a single arrow and missed it.

You Qiuqiu has fulfilled the conditions she can choose, and the single arrow pointed at Sheng Shiyun. She was a little nervous. I don't know if Sheng Zong will also give her an arrow.

After all, she asked Mr. Sheng and got an ambiguous answer.

The program director came out and announced, "You Qiuqiu can come forward to greet your agent."

"Successful exchange!"

A double arrow representing two people.

In fact, the director of the program group as God's Vision has always known the choice of all agents. In Zhongshengshiyun, this side is the most determined, choosing Yuqiuqiu three times.

Both people are double arrows three times.

Today, there is no high-intensity classic check-in. As an agent, I was drinking tea while being a mascot, watching the performance of the artists, so Sheng Shiyun changed back to formal clothes.

Two people, one on this end and one on the other end.

The beautiful female artist walked towards her handsome and tall agent, like a knight overcoming obstacles, and finally ushered in her... princess!

Yi Xiang whispered: What kind of idol plot is this?

Sheng Shiyun once again teamed up with You Qiuqiu, Yi Xiang didn't feel much, if he might have thoughts about Sheng Shiyun at first.

But after these two days, she got tired.

In order to be able to show his charm, Yi Xiang has been "I can!" for the past two days, but the other party is "he can't", just like the high-ranking monk who hasn't moved.

You Qiuqiu moved closer and closer to Sheng Shiyun.

"Mr. Sheng."

She yelled Sheng Shi Yun.

Because I was walking a little hurriedly, my voice was trembling.

Sheng Shiyun tried to calm himself down, but if his emotions can be controlled, he is not a human being, but a god.

Fortunately, what he showed to the others was still normal.

The two people blended together, Sheng Shiyun wanted to stop Yu Qiuqiu a little, and suddenly he felt a little timid to escape.

And it's still recording now, which is not suitable.

Yu Qiuqi rushed in front of him again.

She opened her eyes and said, "President Sheng, do you think my performance is okay?"

"Then I want to be promoted..." A raise.

The rest of the words were not said, because Yu Qiuqiu's mouth was covered.

Yu Qiuqiu with his mouth covered:?

Who is it, who made her close the wheat!

Following the hand covering her mouth, it was Mr. Sheng.

Sheng Shi Yun was expressionless, he said to Yu Qiu fairway, "No, you don't want to."

You Qiuqiu: No, she thought.

Sheng Shiyun, "Then think about it."

...

The director waiting for a heartfelt conversation.

Listen, what did he hear.

Can this pair of artists and agents be a little more normal and get out of touch, can they?

The front is so well laid out, why did it collapse in an instant.

The director of the show team knows the source of everything that broke.

You Qiuqiu.

Yu Qiuqiu had already put her hand down on Sheng Shiyun. She also knew that there was no hope for a salary increase, so Yu Qiuqiu retreated and talked about other ideas.

"Mr. Sheng, I want to eat pasta and add more meat sauce. It's hard work."

Finally, Mr. Sheng was exchanged back, but she didn't have the pasta in her heart.

Sheng Shiyun, "..."

He didn't want to talk.

Treat him as a cook?

Does feeling say that she is just for stuttering?

You Qiuqiu is not just for stuttering, she stutters for many mouthfuls... and snacks.

Sheng Shiyun looked forward and he was fine now.

It's itchy and wet.

Just now he subconsciously covered Yu Qiuqiu's mouth, with lip prints on it, and the slight itching was where the lip prints fell.

You Qiuqiu's voice sounded, "Ms. Sheng, why are your ears red?" It was really red, like a ripe cherry.

Sheng Shiyun, "...I was angry with you."

You Qiuqiu:? ? ?

Not so.

But the man's expression was too serious, and You Qiuqiu finally came to a conclusion. Mr. Sheng was really serious and he was too easy to get angry.

It’s okay now at this age, and has accumulated anger over the years, and can’t get sick from anger?

You Qiuqiu seemed to have seen the gray-haired, sickly in bed President Sheng.

"..."

On the way back, Sheng Shiyun once again returned to normal, just a little bit more business-like.

You Qiuqiu actually felt a little strange. When she walked towards Mr. Sheng, she seemed to feel something. At that time, she spoke out her most direct wish subconsciously.

can you?

Yu Qiuqiu tentatively asked the man next to him.

"Mr. Sheng, you can tell me quietly, what exactly are your wishes under the wishing tree."

Sheng Shiyun turned his face, "I want to know?"

Yuqiu nodded.

The other party, "Then I can't tell you."

You Qiuqiu: There is a word of mmp, I don't know if it should be said or not.

With this attitude, she must be thinking too much.

...

After the recording of "My Agent" was over, Jiang Tao took a one-week vacation, and went to the airport to pick up Sheng Shi Yun and the ball from the airport.

She thinks that the two of them should be able to play pretty well. They may talk and laugh (?) Then she saw the respectful boss and the social animal.

Today is also a precarious workplace relationship.

You Qiuqiu feels that he is doing very well, and Mr. Sheng is also well-rounded in every aspect, even he is too good at putting on airs, too cold.

Just let him say a wish, he didn't want to say, is she so curious?

She was just a little bit curious, and after the show was broadcast, she didn't know about it.

What is Meng Sao proud of.

Sheng Shi Yun didn't know that he had been hit with Meng Sao Tsao Jiao on Yuqiuqiu's side. On the way back, Sheng Shi Yun switched back to office mode without a camera.

"Have you finished reading the script? Which one do you want to see?"

You Qiuqiu sitting in the back row with Jiang Tao, "Mr. Sheng, look at the road." Please don't chat or distract while driving.

Sheng Shi Yun was educated by You Qiuqiu.

But this is also right, so a group of people returned to the company.

Previously, Sheng Shiyun gave Yu Qiuqiu several scripts. You Qiuqiu has recently taken the time to browse through them. Mr. Sheng has a very good vision. These scripts have their own characteristics, and they are not entangled with the heroine, and there are some likable supporting roles.

You Qiuqiu said to Sheng Shiyun, "I want to take this "Happy Chef".

Sheng Shiyun nodded, he was actually optimistic about this.

"Happy and Beautiful Chef" is a light comedy in which the heroine married into Hou Men and conquered the whole government with her own cooking skills. It can be called the tip of the tongue in ancient times.

You Qiuqiu's role is not a heroine, but a heroine with many scenes, and the favorite concubine of Hou Ye's father.

Sheng Shiyun raised his head, his eyes under the lens were sharp, and he looked at You Qiuqiu.

"Tell me, you want to take this role, is it because this character is either lying down or sitting all day long, chatting, drinking water and eating melon seeds when nothing is wrong?"

Is she greedy for the characters inside who don't need to move, or is she greedy for the seeds inside?

Really recruit.

Other artists may not pay attention at all. Sheng Shi Yun felt that Yu Qiqiu might be aimed at these two points.

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[Mr. Sheng: If you let me down and look around, I will let you down! 】

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