I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry

Three shots missed... the gun missed the target.

The onlookers who were waiting for a miracle:? ? ?

The barrage is also a piece:? ? ?

No, is this real?

The main reason is that Yuqiu's posture is too deterrent and too bluffing. Who knows that he was lonely.

Missing three shots is indeed a miracle.

After all, the poorest guest who had just hit him would have at least shot one or two shots.

Barrage began to comment after scanning the question mark.

"Hahahaha, why shouldn't I watch Yuqiu while eating? I just laughed!"

"You Qiuqiu: Take the most professional posture and hit the worst target. (Funny

"Regardless of how the gun is shot, you must have a handsome posture and a full posture."

"I thought it was a king, but it turned out to be special bronze. I even laughed out of my nose."

"??? The one with the snot bubble laughs, there is a sense of picture, I know it is funny, but please don't describe it!"

...

Not only the audience in the live broadcast room was laughing, but the program staff and the guests of the show were also laughing together.

Even the instructors are a little bit unable to control themselves. They are professional and don't usually laugh.

...Unless you can't help it.

The instructor who taught you the ball moves tried hard to control the corners of his mouth that he wanted to raise, cleared his throat, and laughed at the guest who couldn't even hold the weapon in his hand.

"What are you laughing laughing!"

"Is it so funny?!"

You Qiuqiu: Yes, what is the laugh, is it so funny?

Lan Xuan wiped his tears, "There is..."

Tears came from laughter.

Guo Fei also disappeared completely shy, whispered Bibi, "It's really funny."

Instructor, "..."

Yu Qiuqiu, "..."

The instructor asked Yu Qiu to come again. Failure is the mother of success, and mistakes are inevitable. Yu Qiu is still a novice, and it is very difficult and valuable to be able to do such a standard action.

She must have confidence in herself, she has potential.

Comedian Li Gaoming snorted aside, calling the instructor to be partial. He was not so gentle with them just now.

A few words from the instructor ignited Yu Qiuqiu's confidence. She rubbed her palm against her clothes a few times. She had already squeezed a thin layer of sweat from her palm, and then took out a standard action again, squinting one eye. , Aim at the target.

Perform well this time and can't miss the target anymore.

This is about her "little life".

boom! boom! boom!

After a few shots.

The scoring instructor in the distance waved his hand.

All missed the target again.

You Qiuqiu:? ? ?

She was also on fire, and she did not believe in this evil, and fought several times.

This time Lan Xuan squinted his eyes and said, "It should be hit."

The audience in the live broadcast room also said that they seemed to be hit.

Will You Qiuqiu finally break away from the ranks of the young masters?

Yes, let her do it once, after all, their stomachs with their abdominal muscles can no longer support them for the next round of laughter.

You Qiuqiu held his breath, blinking and looking at the scoring instructor with great expectations.

The scoring instructor, "It's hit."

"but……"

You Qiuqiu just breathed a sigh of relief, but was brought up by this again.

Scoring instructor, "But you hit the target next door."

The target next to You Qiuqiu is Gao Mengfan's.

...

Gao Mengfan: Hahaha.

Lan Xuan: Hahaha!

After the silence, the audience resounded with all kinds of laughter, barbells, silver bells, dumbbells, all.

Studio.

Let me go, I can laugh again!

Originally thought that Yuqiu's gun missed the target was funny enough, and they laughed so much that they felt that they would not be able to laugh at all. Who knew that Yuqiu's ball came out of a more unusual operation.

She was hit, but she hit the target of a nearby guest.

You Qiuqiu, "..."_(:з"∠)_

Lie flat and ridicule.

She believes in this evil, and she can already predict that it will be a loss in the match.

You Qiuqiu stared at the instructor.

You Qiuqiu, "Or I should stop shooting, I will practice my moves."

Knowing her level clearly, she should not waste bullets.

Obviously Yu Qiqiu reached an agreement with the instructor.

The instructor returned her, "Okay."

Although the instructor herself doesn't think Yu Qiuqi's movements are too big a problem, she is not a miss, what else can she do.

You Qiuqiu has heard Su Ruhai discussing with Li Gaoming.

Su Ruhai, "The ball-to-ball marksmanship is not good."

Li Gaoming, "You cannot follow the ball in a group." A group is the rhythm of losing.

Yu Qiuqiu, "..."

In the back, the friends gradually improved, and after practice they became better and better.

Gao Mengfan had a high accuracy rate and made an eighth ring, and Lan Xuan was especially talented, not to mention that he did not miss the target at all. The eighth and nineth rings also appeared.

The rest of the people are at different levels, but somehow they will hit the target.

You Qiuqiu practiced for a long time there, and the instructor felt that You Qiuqiu could try again.

Her level is very stable.

Missed the target again.

Lan Xuan patted You Qiuqiu on the shoulder brotherly, comforting her, it didn't matter.

"God opens a door for you, and finally closes a window."

You Qiuqiu is so good in the haunted house that he can't do the shooting here. It's easy to explain. After all, no one is a superman. What else can he do?

You Qiuqiu was not comforted by Lan Xuan.

However, Lan Xuan said later that if two people are in the same team, Yuqiu doesn't have to be afraid.

Before in the haunted house, Yu Qiuqiu was waiting for her. Now in this show, he is here to guard the ball!

The ball promised to guard: Thank you.

But You Qiuqiu didn't have much expectations for Lan Xuan, and he didn't take his promise to heart.

After all... when "Heartbeat Challenge" entered the haunted house, Lan Xuan said the same.

As for the result, audiences across the country have seen it.

...

The training was non-stop and there was almost no time to rest. After a hurried lunch, they were rushed to the training camp again.

Target shooting should be easier than the latter.

The rhythm of "Super Soldier" has always been so fast, and because of its fast pace, the audience has become a devil show. The artists who have participated in it have expressed their embarrassment to look back.

Su Ruhai stood under the scorching sun, wiping sweat, smiling bitterly, "I think I regret it now."

Gao Mengfan, "Me too... but I can't help it, I still have to gritted my teeth and persist."

I have signed the contract, so I have to complete the task.

However, Gao Mengfan encountered a bottleneck. The first training event in the afternoon was to slide down from an airplane with only one rope bound to his body, and then slide down from a height of more than ten meters alone.

She just looked at the height of the helicopter and the ground, her face paled.

Gao Mengfan is afraid of heights.

Gao Mengfan was afraid of being told by the audience in the live broadcast room that he didn't contact the director team for the first time. It was after You Qiuqiu got on the helicopter with her.

The male guests over there began to slide down.

You Qiuqiu approached Gao Mengfan and asked her in a low voice, "Are you okay?"

It should be bad.

By now, Gao Mengfan's face was hard to see, there was almost no blood color, she was curled up on the innermost side of the helicopter, her body was also stiff and trembling slightly.

Gao Mengfan shook her head, she didn't even have the courage to speak.

She hadn't noticed how high she was when she looked up from the ground when she was on the ground, but after looking down through the window of the helicopter just now, she was almost suffocated. It was true that she could not even breathe.

Gao Mengfan felt that he was going to die.

You Qiuqiu, "Fear of heights?"

"Do you need me to tell the director team?"

Gao Mengfan hesitated, then gently shook his head.

You Qiuqiu could see that Gao Mengfan was quite stubborn, probably because he didn't want to leave a bad impression.

You Qiuqiu didn't have to go against her wishes, avoiding the live broadcast room, and continued to whisper, "Then I will go down first and give you a sample?"

"If you still can't overcome it, you don't have to overcome it. The most important thing is to ensure your safety."

You Qiuqiu gave Gao Mengfan what Mr. Sheng had given her when he was parting.

There is nothing difficult in the world, just give up.

If it really can't be overcome, and if it involves life danger, then you don't have to overcome it.

You Qiuqiu is not very comforting. She stared at Gao Mengfan for a while, then opened a bottle of mineral water for Gao Mengfan, so that Gao Mengfan could drink a little, she was ready to go downhill.

She wondered if she could be like Gao Mengfan.

The wind was not weak when everyone was standing on the ground, and when she stood by the helicopter door and waited to descend, the wind was even stronger.

Studio.

"You Qiuqiu is a bit calm."

"She's really good... I thought she would drop the chain."

However, she did not. Except that Yuqiu Ball seemed to have touched a black hole in shooting events, she performed well in several events.

The main thing is that the shooting event, Yuqiuqiu, also has serious learning. The posture of holding the gun was praised by the instructor. As for why he played so badly, I don't know how to explain this.

But what more people want to see is--

"Better wind! I want to see the female artist's hairline!"

For fear that the world will not be chaotic.

The biggest trouble for young people in contemporary society is baldness.

At a young age, the head is bald and the hairline is high.

When the wind blew, the bangs of several male artists were blown up. Except for Su Ruhai, there were no bangs before, and those hairlines were all broken by the demon wind.

There has been a good news. Netizens have cut off the picture of their starting line when they are blown by the wind, and plan to post it on the Internet.

Strange material has changed again!

Male artists are ridiculed brutally, and female artists will naturally not let it go.

Everyone is more curious about female artists.

You Qiuqiu’s hair is dark and thick, and some people have a gloomy mind. They say sourly, "This must be the effect after the hair transplant, otherwise it is a hair clip."

Show the hairline!

The wind blew, Yuqiu's hair flew around, and she tossed her hair.

The hairline is very low and the hair is thick. This head shake is more like a shampoo advertisement.

The audience in the live room who is waiting for screenshots of the female artist Gao's hairline:? ? ?

knock!

...

You Qiuqi slipped smoothly.

Thanks to Parkour Woman, Yu Qiuqiu is used to being hung.

Compared to the male guests who are constantly shaking and have to take a break, Yuqiu even slips better, that is...

Some viewers in the live broadcast room commented, "It feels like a big man has arrived."

I have to say that the audience in this live room is the truth.

You Qiuqiu smoothly slid down to the ground from a high altitude, and when she stepped on the ground, the ground staff and guests applauded her.

"Good job!"

Su Ruhai is a true Kuayou ball.

Their big men have overcome many psychological obstacles, and Yu Qiqiu can do so well, which deserves praise.

Guo Fei, "Sister Qiuqiu is super handsome!"

You Qiuqiu caught Guo Fei's handsome sentence.

In fact, she is now also panting and energy is in a hurry, but in front of juniors younger than herself, Yu Qiuqiu feels that she still needs to maintain her image.

So she waved her hand in Guo Fei's direction, like a superstar meeting.

Then didn't look at the way.

Puff--

Fell flat.

When sliding down, she was still a handsome female knight, her actions were simply and neat, and now she came to kiss the earth on the flat ground.

"Are you okay?"

Everyone was stunned and rushed towards Yuqiu after reacting.

Fortunately, there was nothing wrong, just fell and fell on the grass.

It's just that handsome things have become bubbles.

Li Gaoming was really impressed by You Qiuqiu.

She was born with a special sense of joy, that kind of casual laughter, she did not become a comedian, what a loss in the comedy world!

...

You Qiuqiu was not so embarrassed, he just fell and stood up.

She is more worried about Gao Mengfan on the helicopter.

"Mengfan has reached you."

The director hadn't noticed yet, and contacted Gao Mengfan through the headset.

Gao Mengfan did not move.

"Mengfan, it's you." The director urged again.

It fell in Gao Mengfan's ears, as if he was urging his life, his voice was very close and far away.

Gao Mengfan clenched her teeth to support her body, but it was very difficult to even stand. In the end, she almost squatted to the door of the cabin. She glanced at the ground and her mentality completely collapsed.

His heart beat fast, Gao Mengfan sat down directly, covering his face.

"Sorry, I can not do it."

At this moment, she thought of what You Qiuqiu said. If you can't overcome it, it doesn't have to be overcome. Personal safety is the most important.

She told the director of the show, "I'm afraid of heights."

It's not a miserable sale, but a real fear.

When Gao Mengfan really said it and admitted that she could not, she also relaxed a lot.

In fact, not many people in the live broadcast room scold Gao Mengfan, most of them understand.

...

"No wonder, I think it's a fear of heights, since she heard that she was about to get on a helicopter, everything was wrong."

"People who are afraid of heights are really bad at this kind of project! I just watched the live broadcast and didn't dare to watch it. Gao Mengfan is already great, so he dare to move to the edge.

"It's not pretending, she really collapsed, hug Mengfan, it's okay."

"Safety is the most important thing. Although it is said that special forces experience variety shows, they are still entertainers, that is, ordinary people. They are definitely not the same as real special forces. It is understandable."

The director of the program group did not force the artists to complete these projects.

Safety is the most important.

They are very clear about this.

Gao Mengfan is afraid of heights, and the fear of heights is very serious, so there is no need to experience this project again.

After Gao Mengfan was put down from the helicopter, she was supported by the staff and sat in a chair for a long time before she recovered.

Gao Mengfan apologized to everyone, and everyone told her that there was no need to apologize.

However, she took the initiative to claim it. Later when she was training on this project, she could go for a run or do other things.

She will not be idle when everyone is busy.

Gao Mengfan also specially said thank you to You Qiuqiu.

The camera caught it, and the audience in the live broadcast room saw it, but because You Qiuqiu avoided the live broadcast room when you talked with Gao Mengfan on the helicopter, so they didn't know what happened.

This paragraph can be skipped.

...

After Gao Mengfan took a short rest, it was confirmed that there was no problem. The doctor who had been following by the program group also briefly checked Gao Mengfan's body. Everything was normal, and they started the next project.

This project is an obstacle.

Including grids, high piles of wood, and iron walls almost 90 degrees to the ground... Everyone has to climb over layers of obstacles.

Facing the almost vertical iron wall with few footholds, everyone stopped working.

First of all, the iron wall is not short, which means that it is impossible to cross over; secondly, it is vertical and has no foothold as mentioned before.

Everyone tried them one by one, and the best stamina should be Lan Xuan and Guo Fei.

Lan Xuan is mainly tall and strong, Guo Fei is young, and more flexible for professional reasons.

But after Lan Xuan climbed up to less than half of the time, he stopped cooking. Guo Fei was slightly better than Lan Xuan, but it was not too far from reaching the top.

"Can this really live?"

You Qiuqiu questioned the rest of the guests.

Cang for a long time.

Neither Lan Xuan nor Guo Fei can, can they?

This is too high to look at them, right?

The instructor nodded blankly, indicating that all can pass and must pass.

The director of the program group also said that it is really possible.

Go ahead, brave guests.

Li Gaoming: I can't laugh anymore.

...

In any case, the other side has already stated that they must rush forward. There is no life-threatening thing, and there is nothing to do. The audience in the live broadcast room watched the six guests screaming at the iron wall.

To be honest, it's boring to watch for a long time.

But viewers who watch the live broadcast can always find some fun in such boring moments.

For example, someone found Yu Qiuqiu.

Studio.

"Hahaha, sisters come to see Yuqiuqiu, how can she be so fun."

You Qiuqiu didn't know that he was being watched with relish by the audience in the live broadcast room.

She feels very tired now...

She is tired.

I especially want to rest, but I cannot rest.

When you take the money, you just want to do things.

And why does everyone seem to have energy?

You Qiuqiu wanted to make a cooing sound of exhaustion, and wanted to see if there were any partners like her. It didn't mean that she didn't train, but just took a short break.

Then all I saw were partners with particularly fighting spirits.

Everyone said, "How can this pass" and "This must not be conquered", but each one is more advanced than anyone else.

You Qiuqiu, "..." There is no way.

So Yu Qiqiu gritted his teeth and followed the rest of the guests over and over again with this iron wall.

She backed up a lot, approached, and used her speed and body's inertia to rush towards the iron wall.

Climbed up to a tenth.

Then it slowly slid down along the iron sheet.

At first, Yu Qiuqiu retired for the sake of face, but she was really tired and paralyzed afterwards. She accepted the fate's arrangement directly, and even to make herself more comfortable, Yu Qiuqiu opened her arms like spreading pancakes and posted the whole person On the wall.

As if confused.

Pay attention to the audience in the live room of Yu Qiuqiu.

Hahaha!

They seriously suspect that Yu Qiuqiu is reasonably lazy!

If Yu Qiuqiu heard it, she would refute loudly. She was not lazy, she didn't stop at all, she just lay down and waited for it to fall.

This day... when are you heads?

Yu Qiu ball fell to the lowest point again, she patted the dust on her body, and planned to fight again.

then……

"Hey?"

Why didn't she feel that something was wrong? There was no iron wall in front of her.

The iron wall is behind her.

And what about her friends?

You Qiuqiu:? ? ?

Not only Yu Qiuqiu was shocked, but the director of the program in front of her was also shocked.

"How did you come here?"

This is the other side of the tin wall. The director of the show team thought about the people who might successfully climb over the tin wall, but never thought it would be Yuqiuqiu!

You Qiuqiu blinked and was a little confused: she turned over?

...

Yes, You Qiu went smoothly from the iron wall to this end.

There was a moment of silence in the scene.

After all, this is impossible.

Is You Qiuqiu stronger than Lan Xuan or more flexible than Guo Fei?

There is no discrimination against Yuqiu, mainly because the first two people are athletes, and retired athletes are also athletes.

Is Yuqiu better than a player?

Planet: Thank you, Qiuqiu is a cub who goes to the gym with a sad face.

How did you get here?

There is no doubt that she is here, the facts are in front of you.

A question mark appeared in the live broadcast room.

Do their eyes really have no flowers? !

However, someone watched it carefully, and she discovered why Yu Qiu suddenly appeared on the opposite side and overcame this tricky iron wall.

"You Qiu ball didn't turn over. Look at the gap under the iron wall. If I read it right, you Qiu ball slipped from there just now!"

The director of the program group urgently checked the monitoring, and wanted to see how the ball came over.

In order to shoot, it can be said that there are cameras everywhere, so how the ball crossed the wall was faithfully recorded——

In the picture, the Yuqiu ball rushed up a small area as usual and then slipped down like a pie. The difference this time is that the Yuqiu ball did not slide to the end.

But when sliding to the seam, suddenly my two feet were stuffed in, and from flat to lying down, the whole person slid directly through the seam to the opposite side.

Program director:? ? ?

Fuck, what kind of bug is this? That gap is very small, right?

After watching the video for a while, You Qiuqiu also went to verify it.

I saw her shuttle flexibly on both sides of the iron wall, and the whole movement was extremely smooth.

"It turns out it's really possible."

"Very interesting."

Program director: No!

You are probing back and forth on the verge of challenging authority.

It's okay for You Qiuqiu to test once, but she actually tried many times.

Program director: ……

Can he apply to quit?

This is not a big deal. The point is that the rest of the guests discovered that You Qiuqiu actually got through the gap underneath, and they are also excited.

Su Ruhai was dumbfounded, "Can this still happen?"

As a practice school, Lan Xuan directly put into action.

"The ball has gone back and forth several times, let's pass it like this!"

Anyway, they can’t climb over, but they can climb over!

Instructor:...

Is it because they are too floating, or his knife can't move.

Lan Xuan was already arrogant about Su Ruhai and Li Gaoming to drill the seam together. He was alive, and he wanted to do so many things, just walk away casually!

Yes, they just want excitement.

The director of the program group felt that he was going to be messed up, but he didn't have time to carry his breath and laughed dumbfounded when he saw the scene after that.

Lan Xuan put his head into the crack of the iron wall first, and then—

"Why can't I get through?" questioned.

Li Gaoming, "...not only can't get through, but also can't get out."

Su Ruhai said, "I feel like I have become a joke." The wry smile can't come out.

The three heads are neatly stuck in the gap, and the body is outside, making a dilemma.

They only saw Yu Qiuqiu entering and exiting through the gap of the iron wall very smoothly, and did not make a reasonable estimate of his size.

The head circumference is too big...

Got stuck.

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It's over 4000! This chapter sends three hundred red envelopes (a girl asks how to receive the red envelopes, just leave a message, the top three hundred can receive it, okay)

If you add more, it can’t be added... I really write two chapters every day, both are two in one, not just one chapter (understandably)

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